That Explains It All
File this under: So easy even a child can play! Seriously, Sienna Miller said she was kicked in the face by a horse. This should be a board game the whole family can play together! Your key words are: Sienna Miller, vagina (the two go hand in hand), horse, kick and face. The jokes are just lying down, waiting for you to pick 'em up.
Anythisbitchtriedtoblowthehorse, Sienna was on the Tonight Show and told the story to Jay Leno. Sienna said, "I’ve had some accidents. I got kicked in the face by a horse. Only I would be kicked in the face by a horse. People always think it’s lipstick, especially make-up artists. Maybe they’ve covered it up. I’m hoping you can’t see it. Make-up artists come and try and rub it off and there’s always an awkward moment."
Whore, please. They don't think it's lipstick. They think it's a rogue Dirty Sanchez stain. You know, Sienna showed the scar, but I held up a magnifying glass to it and didn't see shit!
Can we get a rematch between Sienna and the world's favorite horsey? If the horsey isn't with us anymore, Pony Parker can fill in. Bitch has got some new hooves she can't wait to try them out.
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Sounds like someone is fishing for compliments.
Submitted by tapgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 4:03pm.
Horse talk! Neeeiiggghhhh whinney whinney.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 3:49pm.
Bet it was a married horse.
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Lol... and somewhere a filly is selling her story of how Sienna the slut stole her stallion, to the highest tabloid bidder.....
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Dammit MK! "Anythisbitchtriedtoblowthehorse"
Killin' me homie. ;-^D
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 3:49pm.
Bet it was a married horse.
HAHAHAHA!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I saw this and the interview was so awkward. The audience was not into her at all. No laughing, so uncomfortable.
"Anythisbitchtriedtoblowthehorse"
ha! I wrote the same on ONTD 6 hours ago saying that reading too much D listed gave me the nastiest ideas.
I love you Mickael K. your comments always make me laugh.
Bet it was a married horse.
and a new strain a hoof rot is born
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
s....l....o...w news day! MK, don't MAKE me go up and work on my taxes!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
All I can see is a faint line and a lot of blush. I'm guessing the blush is covering it up.
But I'm with harlee25. That must have been a pretty light kick if that's all it left. Maybe the horse missed?
....smells bestiality........
*jump the gun*
LOL..I kinda feel her "pain"..I have a significant mole on the left side of my chin and people are always telling me that I have something on my chin or trying to rub it off...my owm mother even tries to rub it off every other time I see her..."It's a mole, mom, I've told you this!"
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
fucking bitch, go away
and what about the scars in her cunt? something tells me the horse not only kicked her...
If I had a farm, that horse would be living like a king.
Couldn't she have had those side teeth veneered too? Cheap bitch, only did the front two.
I have a friend who got kick on knee by a horse his knee looks nasty.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
It looks like she's gearing up for some hefty zit-popping in that picture.
She was kicked in the face by a horse. Yeah, right. Not buyin' it. She'd have a lot more wrong with her than an unnoticeable mark if that were true.
This is in the same story-telling category as celebrities' favorite, I-was-so-ugly-as-a-kid BS. Oh, and the I-grew-up-with-nothing-and-had-to-live-in-the-car-with-my-mom crap they're always trying to sell us.
You would think that a kick in the face from a horse would leave behind more than a little lipstick stain. People have lost their jaws and cheek bones from horse kicks.
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Still a wretched slapper with no charisma.
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After that the horse was put down for no kicking her hard enough that her neck would snap.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"