Posh Will Be Wearing This Shit In 3...2....
At the Nina Ricci show in Paris yesterday, models carefully tried not to die as they walked down the runway in these platforms constructed by Satan's little helpers. The Cut says these stilts from hell added 11-inches to the models' height.
If these shoes added an 11-inch dick to my tailbone so that I could easily fuck myself, that still wouldn't be a good enough reason to wear this mess. I'm lying. Yes, it would, but that would be thee only reason!
What's with that random dangling heel? Is that some kind of weight to balance it, so that you don't plunge to your death? Because I'm pretty sure that would still happen without that little heel.
And do you hear that cracking sound? It's your ankles slowly breaking themselves to keep you from trying to work this fuckery.
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So, I guess Mary Kate will be known as the taller twin when these come out?
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Those are really some ugly shoes. LOL
Oh my.. What a style!
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I don't wear high heels (more than 3 inches)..period. I don't want to suffer from back-ache
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I love how they're pushing it like they're genius and oh so creative and not the reality which is that they're fucking ugly.
These look like they're trying way too hard to be edgy when Westwood was doing 11" heels years ago and guess what 10+ years later and the only women wearing those heels (knockoff ones) are strippers and Shauna Sands.
Nice try NY Mag, you can try getting SJP to wear these in the next Sex and the City and I'm sure some idiots out there will max out their VISAs for them but I for one won't. No matter how "fabulously creative" they are.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:15am.
I bet TommyGirl will be wearing these.
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Lol....yeah they are his special "relaxing playtime" shoes......
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Submitted by xultar on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:35am.
Nina Ricci needs to be put in jail for that shit. This is murder with malice and forethought. She is actually guilty of like conspiracy to commit murder.
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Actually Nina Ricci has been dead for years but yeah - whatever lamebrain at her company that designed these hideous things should be forced to wear them, 24/7. I always liked the NR perfume, "L'air du temps".
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It's obvious those shoes are inspired by the KISS era.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 2:40pm.
Men like women in high heels because they know that a woman in heels can't run away from them very quickly. A woman in heels is slightly hobbled and might need to grab that man if she stumbles in her heels.
Not to mention all the other things heels do for a woman: lengthen the line of the leg, thrust the buttocks and breasts out. And the phallic heel. I mean, no guy finds wedges attractive, even though they are technically a high heel.
All true, though guys never think it out like that. One more thing: heels make a woman's hips sway when she walks. (I like wedges! No, not on me.)
ugly. dangerous. stupid. probably cost as much as a low-end ford.
ps those shoes sjp was wearing are styled after traditional japanese tabi shoes. they are all over the place in japan.
Men like women in high heels because they know that a woman in heels can't run away from them very quickly. A woman in heels is slightly hobbled and might need to grab that man if she stumbles in her heels.
Not to mention all the other things heels do for a woman: lengthen the line of the leg, thrust the buttocks and breasts out. And the phallic heel. I mean, no guy finds wedges attractive, even though they are technically a high heel.
Ummm question...how is one suppose to "walk" on those. wtf with the heel. I mean imagine if you are drunk and try to walk on those. nevermind, well maybe you dont need to be drunk. I want to see a video of this shit.
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So, I guess Mary Kate will be known as the taller twin when these come out?
I work in a Italian shoe store(high end) and this mima with her grandson came yesterday trying on fucking 5' platform heels.She was such a stupid asshole.
A what what in the butt...what what
Nina Ricci needs to be put in jail for that shit. This is murder with malice and forethought. She is actually guilty of like conspiracy to commit murder.
Some bitch will bust her ass and die, this is premeditated murder with a serial killer component.
Just sayin
Submitted by r5bales on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 10:21am.
Hahaha. Yes those boots are just as ugly.
I wonder if these are the three feet that Pheobe Price claims she broke. I could understand why.
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Looks like something Marilyn Manson would conjure up.
Manimal5 on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 1:02am
Re: Sarah Jessica Parker There is a photo of her wearing a pair of boots that look like a camel's foot. fug as fug can be.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1141104/Sarah-Jessica-Parke...
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Not to mention the things they can get hung up on and fall back and slam your head into the pavement and get a subdural hematoma and die.
Perhaps you have to sign a legal document stating that you will not hold the seller or manufacturer responsible if you buy these stupid pieces of trash.
But I will pay if someone can produce a clip of some asshole wearing these and falling.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:25am.
This is a helluva thing to wake up to.
These pretentious Haute Couture designers come up with the ugliest crap, and charge their rich and STUPID clients a fortune. And the rich, stupid clients think they're hipper-than-thou wearing this over-the-top ridiculousness.
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FUCKIN EXCATLY. And then those idiots who swear the shit is hot cuz its Haute Couture look down on everyone else. I fuckin hate MOST trends they NEVER look good on anyone and you can tell just how many fuckin posers there are by what people wear. People would NEVER wear this shit if it wasnt 'couture'. Please. I'll save my 3g's and buy me some hot kicks at Aldo. WHACK.
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Submitted by Zappy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:46am.
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Looking at that pic makes me gag. The one in the middle with his pubescent breast buds make me bilious. The one on the left has a nice crack tan however.
No, I'd say you're on-topic.
Surgeons everywhere these hideous shoes are worn are rejoycing. Along with the physical therapists who will rehabilitate the idiots who wear this shit and break bones in ankles, legs, arms, spines....
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Looking at that pic makes me gag. The one in the middle with his pubescent breast buds make me bilious. The one on the left has a nice crack tan however.
When did foot-binding come back into fashion?
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WTF is that? :S :S
When platforms first came out in the mid 70s I was THRILLED because mt bell bottoms were long and I could wear um and hide the shoes. Everyone made fun of me for wearing them. 6 months later, they became the style and that's when I stopped wearing them (still have a few pairs for old times sake) But THOSE? Are super fug.
I know of a girl who got her platforms stuck on the railroad tracks. Enough said.
Those are dangerous walking anywhere and are ugly.
This is a helluva thing to wake up to.
These pretentious Haute Couture designers come up with the ugliest crap, and charge their rich and STUPID clients a fortune. And the rich, stupid clients think they're hipper-than-thou wearing this over-the-top ridiculousness.
I bet TommyGirl will be wearing these.
I have to wonder if these designers test these shoes before unleashing them on the public. My feet hurt just looking at those! Ouchies!
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Aren't those the shoes Jimmy was wearing on Seinfeld? I smell podiatry plagiarism: more than those feet stink.
Yup, I think the heel looks to be merely for show as well. What stupid looking shoes.
That useless heel, hanging like a helpless, paralyzed limb looks crazy.
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Those remind me of
Antonio Berardi High Heel Shoes With No Heels. If I was him, I'd sue the designer of these copycats :)
High fashion is so fuckin dumb
Women who wear those high heels for too long usually have crippled feet
Can you imagine wow Victoria's look like? Blehh..
*jump the gun*
i luv you MK. you spoke the truth and wisdom on these dumb fuck shoes.
Submitted by Kp on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 1:10am.
This is hideous. This shoe was designed by gay men who HATE women.
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So was Jake Gyllenhaal.
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This is hideous. This shoe was designed by gay men who HATE women.
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These new hoof shoes might be good for horsey face
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Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 12:33am.
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More fatal fashion fuckery perpetrated by skinny white gayboys (sorry MK).
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She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
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That's what I thought too Islandgirl! her toes are sadness :(
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This reminds me of foot binding in 10th century China. Everything old is new again.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D8VwTKAphks/RwLRAJyjrjI/AAAAAAAAGfY/_WZ6Qwe-bE...