Friday, March 6th 2009

M.I.A.'s Baby Is Not Icky

Just when I was starting to like the idea of a Baby Icky roaming the land, M.I.A. has blogged that the rumor is made of 100% organic lies. Earlier today, it went around the internets and back that she had bestowed the name Ickitt on her babeh boy. M.I.A. went on her MySpace and said it is an L.I.E.:

MY BABY IS NOT CALLED ICKITT, PICKIT OR LICKIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL THE HOLLYWOOD PRESS. HES A BABY , HE DONT NEED PRESS!

I DIDNT RELEASE THE BABY NAME BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NEWS!!!!

BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH SOMETHING NEWS WORTHY SOON , TILL THEN GO PICK ON APPLE, SATCHEL AND MOON UNIT.

LOTS OF LOVE STICKIT!!

Somewhere in the world Bronx Mowgli is making a weepy face, because she forgot to mention him in the list of WTF-worthy baby names.

This gives hope to Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor. It's possible that M.I.A.'s real baby name is fucked up enough to knock them off the top so the tears can stop pouring out of their eyes.

Posted by: Michael K


lol kp...I was thinking of those guys today..I thought of saying sank you from now on, but decided not to...who knows in this PC world, I could get sued

MIA's funny

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Whew! Now she's free to name him P.O.W.

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Submitted by Winominx on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:39am.

"For those that are saying that MIA is not intelligent, maybe you should actually look her up and see ...

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Ad hoc i see she writes in caps lock, which is the international trademark for ILLITERATE RETARDS. That is scientifically proven. No intelligent lifeform writes in caps lock.

She looks extremely good for her age. But I saw her profile on billlionaire personals site """"""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Submitted by cio on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 10:53am.

Awesome. Very well said and agreed. M.I.A is an artist out there that actually raps about and tries to spread knowledge about what's going on over in Africa. Her blogs are more often about things not reported in the media that are happening overseas than about herself or her baby.

Sank you. Sank you berry muz.

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And before anyone jumps on it -- yes, Tiger Woods blahblahblah. In this case, look up her bio for what Tiger would imply. The Tamil Tigers/movement is similar to the IRA, the line between the IMO justified resistance to oppression by the dominant population was blurred a long time ago by the brutal terrorist acts commited by their "Tigers." But I'm not an expert on the situation in Sri Lanka, so carry on if your are:)

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Some of you need to chill on calling people dumb because they make grammatical errors. While calling her out, some of you are making some questionable syntactical constructions. Anywhey, M.K. makes typos alllll the time, but you wouldn't dare call him out (and you'd better not!).

Go M.I.A.!!

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"For those that are saying that MIA is not intelligent, maybe you should actually look her up and see what she's done. She is a very talented artist (which was her career before music) and musician, and works around the world to help children's rights efforts for children. She was a refugee as a child and has definitely worked to get her success. Many of her songs have lyrics that discuss world issues but she raps them and put them to a beat. Maybe she wrote her blog entry quickly and doesn't care if it's completely grammatically correct or is in caps. All she is saying is that didn't name her baby Ickitt. If people thought I named my kid that, I would correct them too :P"

Finally someone here who isn't talking out of their arse.
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Her tracks are catchy and I admire her ability to make a career out of her life story, but if it comes out later that she named the baby TIGER or TAMIL, then I'll delete her from my pod, pronounce her the crassest wannabe-gangsta-"terrorista" pop-ho-ever-famewhore, and call it a day.

She's a street-smart anti-capitalist urban terrorist, selling oodles of records and engaged to a Bronfman.

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Hope she names her kid Raphael Fredrick.

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For those that are saying that MIA is not intelligent, maybe you should actually look her up and see what she's done. She is a very talented artist (which was her career before music) and musician, and works around the world to help children's rights efforts for children. She was a refugee as a child and has definitely worked to get her success. Many of her songs have lyrics that discuss world issues but she raps them and put them to a beat. Maybe she wrote her blog entry quickly and doesn't care if it's completely grammatically correct or is in caps. All she is saying is that didn't name her baby Ickitt. If people thought I named my kid that, I would correct them too :P

Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

I'm just fucking sick of people who can't compose a simple sentence.

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Balenciaga B~ good morning darlin'! Those folks are still around....join the madness with us more often as you're missed in the DListed Asylum.

On Topic: MIA is just another attention media hag looking for some free press. If she didn't care about what anyone thought, she would have kept her mouth shut and ignored the paps and media.

She should call her spawn "Fkuc It"

i will share this news on the site www.daterichsingles.com

would u like to share other news on that site ?

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I think its actually pretty fucking great that she isnt releasing it. She's right, its not our business and she doesnt have to release anything! I love MIA and everyone giving her hell needs to shut the fuck up. She's been around awhile now and is actually talented.

Sank you. Sank you berry muz.

Here are the facts: This mia is brainless, and has nothing interesting to say. She thinks if she cops an attitude that it makes it look like she has a personality too.

All she has is a wardrobe of sunglasses.
Sir Elton John already did that, and he has more talent in one nose hair than she can ever dream of.
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omg i thought this was Sanjaya.
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IS KANYE THE FATHER OF THIS UNNAMED CHILD???? PERHAPS OUR OWN CHARLES MANSON?

The Comcast article I read said "MIA's baby (name: TBA)..." I can totally believe fuggits thinking she named the baby TBA now.

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Submitted by Bree on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Winominx on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 9:33pm.

Have some compassion. IN THIS ECONOMY we need some reason to feel okay about $80K in college loans.

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That picture look like Sanjaya assuming the position.

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Submitted by Winominx on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 9:33pm.

I think it's just sad when fuckers who just post anono-shit on a gossip blog act all high and mighty over their ability to string a sentence together with no grammatical errors.

Get over yourselves.

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Well said, agreed.

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Moon Unit, huh? I'm getting some ideas here! Thank you MIA
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she has great gams

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Can someone please enlighten me on her relevance?

Prancing around stage at the grammys looking like a beachball.

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I think it's just sad when fuckers who just post anono-shit on a gossip blog act all high and mighty over their ability to string a sentence together with no grammatical errors.

Get over yourselves.
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Thank you for answering that!!! I signed back in just to see if it was true. Unfukinbelievable.

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:35pm.
Yup. Shannon Sossamon named her kid Audio Science.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0815370/
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/shannyn%20sossam...

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:44pm.

Thanks! I know, its hard to catch everyone, Im just glad to see whoever is here. Ive got to jet and run some errands, maybe Ill stop in later. Devil, angel, stick around!
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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 8:06pm.

This is M.I.A not Britney. M.I.A actually has brains!

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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:45pm.

Maybe she can name the baby Ignurunt because that's what the baby mama is.
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HAHAHA!

Dallas's picture

This woman or shall I say BROAD, has no class!

tojo's picture

Well, good for her!!================================================
the end...

DeeDee's picture

Opps, I'm a goof.

Zappy's picture

Maybe she can name the baby Ignurunt because that's what the baby mama is.

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UKer's picture

did she borrow kanye's capslock?

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Did we ever find out the name of Jason Lee's second kid?

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Thanks! I know, its hard to catch everyone, Im just glad to see whoever is here. Ive got to jet and run some errands, maybe Ill stop in later. Devil, angel, stick around!
xoxox,
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I love shanny sossamon...met her once and she was real friendly
so I don't mind her calling a kid audio science

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:39pm
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yeah I get it's urban, I just think it sounds dumb.

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Bolloxology

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:36pm.

It's not "he DON'T need press" it's "he DOESN'T need press". dumbass.
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Yeah, but I would say that if I was caps locking...it's the o-so-urban way I talk sometimes....

OMG - I really need to work done. I've resorted, in my quest to continue procrastinating, to defending MIA. UGH!

Honestly, tho - part of it is that I think she's getting picked on cuz she's a weirdo and into hip hop. Just sayin'

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:35pm.

PSL I think is on a trip this weekend, the rest are here they just post earlier in day lately.

Well even if you areon a drive by. I am glad you at least stopped to say Hi!

We miss you! : (

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:35pm.

I havent seen PSL, Bradiful,and alot of ppl lately. Have ppl left or am I just popping in when ppl arent here?
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It's not "he DON'T need press" it's "he DOESN'T need press". dumbass.

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Waddyamean?!? Mood swing!

Have you not been paying attention?

Silly, serious, silly, silly, serious, silly, silly, silly, serious. It was time!;p

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Devil! Hey Girl!
Im always on the drive by when I stop here for just a sec. Ill need to get really liquored up and join you guys for a fun-filled evening. *the booze always helps* hehe.

I havent seen PSL, Bradiful,and alot of ppl lately. Have ppl left or am I just popping in when ppl arent here? No reason or revelance, Im just wondering where some of the old regulars are...

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:31pm.
Dont tell me some asshole really named their kid AUDIO SCIENCE?!?
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Yup. Shannon Sossamon named her kid Audio Science.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0815370/
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/shannyn%20sossam...

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:32pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:29pm.

Angel, you funny.

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LOL! I am? I'm serious, dude! LOL!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:29pm.

Angel, you funny.

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LOL! I am? I'm serious, dude! LOL!

I do like what she said, I wish more celebrities had that attitude.

Go ahead, throw rocks - I can take it:)

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She's funny, and just gained a point in my book.

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Dont tell me some asshole really named their kid AUDIO SCIENCE?!? Please tell me no. But then again I KNOW Pilot Inspektor is an actual childs name so Im not gonna hold my breath.