Sleeping Beauty
I'm talking about oh-so-purdy Zac Efron, not that Vanessa Hudgens skank. I mean, she's not sleeeeeeeping and she's the one who's supposed to be Sleeping Beauty!
This is some shit shot by Annie Liebovitz for Disney featuring two of their hardest-working prostitutes as Prince Philip and Princess Aurora. Why does Zac look like he's jizzing in his pants from smelling her make-up. That's because he probably is. Zac totally slaps his peen while painting his no-no lips with a concealer stick.
Was it necessary to make Zac look like he just walked out of a make-up challenge on Ru Paul's Drag Race. How many MAC counters are sitting on his face? There's enough paint on his precious mug to keep Xtina's bronzer closet fully stocked for the next ten years.
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pretty, pretty princesses.
Don't the stupid idiots at Disney remember Aurora is a blonde?
Vanessa and Zac are such a cute couple! I think is sooo romantic for your man to agree to part take in a photo shot where he is a prince and you are the princess. Who cares about the makeup, if she looks whiter than usual... very shallow comments! HATERS!! All I see is young teens in love! Portraying fictional characters, very cool! Not your typical photo shoot.
i thought he was a middle aged man and she was white untl i read the article
Annie Liebovitz....?? i thought it was the photshop awards. Zac is unrecognisable.
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I'm embarassed. I kinda like the pic. It's the the best of these by Annie L.
Zac is looking better with a whole ounce of man weight on his adolescent face.
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"I can't wrap my mind around a black-haired Aurora...or an Aurora who poses for nude Christmas photos while wearing only a Santa hat and then texts the photos to her BF. Nope, I can't see Aurora doing that at all. And I'm pretty sure Prince Phillip never wore blush."
I have dark hair and my secret girl dream of all time was to be her. So for me, this black-haired Aurora is the moment I've been waiting for. AND she's wearing the pink dress instead of the blue one. Perfect! It's all going according to plan...
(See, this is how Disney messes people up.)
Love the clothing. Love.
Where is the rest of Zack's body? He could be George Hamilton in "Zorro, The Gay Blade" Bunny Wigglesworth.....
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Annie Leibovitz is hands down the shittiest photographer in the world. She's got the name going for her so there's always a team of top stylists and make up artists to set the shit up for the pic, but look at the shitty angle. That woman has no fucking sense of photography
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I hate that ho Vanessa
how is her skin that pale? isn't she a south of the border chicka? and how is zac actually looking like a grown man? zac is a late teens jock-theatre geek hybrid, not a totally hott prince!
These Disney princesses are pretty. I think MK should CORNIFY them and make them prettier. With lots of glitter and rainbows. Like crazy funeral lady.
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Is that Terry Snatcher? And who's that excessively blushed lady smelling her?
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I can't wrap my mind around a black-haired Aurora...or an Aurora who poses for nude Christmas photos while wearing only a Santa hat and then texts the photos to her BF. Nope, I can't see Aurora doing that at all. And I'm pretty sure Prince Phillip never wore blush.
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How appropriate that she's posing on a oil slick.
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Not a very good pic of Disney's whores.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 8:58pm.
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Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 9:33pm.
what is that line on her face?
It's a watermark on the picture. It's on his face and body, too. It's almost like "glass" lettering.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 8:58pm.
I mean, I know when you in the closet, you gotta crack the door to let some of the gay out, otherwise you will suffocate in your own gayness, kinda like holding in a fart too long will give you a stroke (true story...Ok, I lied. I just needed an excuse for my gassy ways), but this lil' twink be leaving his closet door WIDE ASS OPEN (and yes, I mean that both ways)...Bitch may as well be shooting gay porn in his closet and puttin' it out there on the interwebs!
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LOL you're too much, Tiger.
what is that line on her face?
I wish this poor boy would just come out of the closet. Hell, even Tom Cruise probably laughed his ass off when he heard these two got "engaged."
Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:38pm.
I *swear* she does a great Michael Jackson impression!
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Exactly what I was thinking! The first thing I thought was "why is Michael Jackson dressed up like a princess?"
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this looks nothing like sleeping beauty. for shame disney!
I mean, I know when you in the closet, you gotta crack the door to let some of the gay out, otherwise you will suffocate in your own gayness, kinda like holding in a fart too long will give you a stroke (true story...Ok, I lied. I just needed an excuse for my gassy ways), but this lil' twink be leaving his closet door WIDE ASS OPEN (and yes, I mean that both ways)...Bitch may as well be shooting gay porn in his closet and puttin' it out there on the interwebs!
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Given that he is the pretty one its little surprise he is the one with all the MAC! But even for this reenactment it is a little too too much!
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I'll admit I normally think he's a cutie, but this pic is ick. He has more makeup on than she does. She looks almost like a damn corpse!
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Adam Ant did this look far better 30 years ago.
I *swear* she does a great Michael Jackson impression!
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She(vanessa)looks like Jacko.
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I learned who these two bitches were from this site...i wish i didn't.
I think the pics are cute actually. A little annoying, but whatever. These two do nothing for me.
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I still laugh everytime I scroll down and see the you have died of dysentery t-shirt.
Anyways, this would be a hotter pic if it was Chace Crawford in that dress.
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I kinda like the pic
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She looks much less chimpy than she usually does. I still can't figure out the appeal of these two twats. Neither is as hot nor as talented as their publicity would suggest.
I like Vanessa's hair. The black hairs are my favorite.
I thought that was Ann Hathaway at first glance.
why is MK always so against the make up?
that's a 'beautifilest' thing.
Why do the gays and girls hate on Vanessa Hudgens -I think she hot. Zac Efron is a douche and he's not that cute!
...And why is he wearing more blush than her?
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Did they lighten Vanessa Hudgens up?
It looks more like a pre surgery Rose McGowan, than Vanessa.
zac was hoping for the tranny bugs bunny flirting with elmer fudd scenario.
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Oooooooooooooooooo............this picture reminds Uncle that it's time to watch "Boxing Helena"......again!
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This picture is less terrible than others I've seen from this campaign.
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Shouldn't her eyes be closed? She's way to wide-awake to have just been awakened.
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I like Vanessa. I think she's really pretty and not annoying.
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i love the dress she's wearing!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
zac strikes me as the type to have 'banana shaped' cock.
i think i hear pedobear munching on some cheetos outside my door after that thought. =l
I like Vanessa Hudgens.
There. I said it.
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