Friday, March 6th 2009

Wino Charged With Whooping A Trick

Last September, Amy Wino punched Sherene Flash in the face after the bitch asked for a picture with her. Sherene obviously isn't fluent in crackie. A bust to the face means "no" in the language of crackhead. Well, Sherene's whiny ass called the police and now Wino has been charged with assault. Wino will have to face a judge later this month. The judge better show up in a Hazmat-made body of armor. The Wino is a champion spitter and those loogies burn!

This has to be some sort of fucked up mistake. The Wino is above the law. Sherene Flash is the skank who should be charged with being a dumb bitch. First of all, having the name Sherene Flash is illegal, unless you're a graveyard-shift webcam girl with a comic book obsession. Second of all, Sherene asked for it by making eye contact with Wino! These moronic whores keep making that mistake. One of the rules of life is that when the Wino is in your midst, bury all your crack rocks in the dirt and then don't make any sudden moves.

Wino didn't let a little thing called "getting charged with a crime" fuck with her boozing. Last night, she celebrated by getting absolutely obliterated. Even her crackhive looks tanked. The Daily Mail says that at an even at Selfridges last night, Wino smashed drinks on the floor and could barely speak. Then some idiotic motherfucker actually asked her for a picture! They got off lucky because Wino just snarled at them.

Here's some pictures of Wino being Wino last night with Nick Grimshaw. Something tells me Nick probably wasn't happy this morning when he woke up with a bad case of meth crotch.

Posted by: Michael K


LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Gingey cardigan times!

Everybody around her in that bar looks so uncool! I love the dude with the butt in the front look and cardigan.

By the way, why are young men dressing like my Gramps these days?

My grandfather was in his 70's before he ever sported a cardigan. He looked good though.

madam s.'s picture

Nanners,

I agree with that list.

Although I'd like to see a cage fight between all four of them. Tilda would kick all of their asses, scary-style, Bea being second crazy beat-yo ass bitch, but I'm not sure who would win between Amy and Bjork. Could be fun.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

yeah poor guy's jacket prolly smelled like filet o' dirty crack fish this a.m.

snowpiece's picture

I love Adele too
hey I just found out Lily Allen's dad was in Trainspotting and Shallow Grave, I knew there was a reason I couldn't stop loving her...LOL
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luscious_t's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:54am.
Adele is hotter and more talented. That's all.
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SO fucking true

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Is purple clothing obligatory in the UK in winter?

Clarisse's picture

Adele is hotter and more talented. That's all.

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. ~Mitch Hedberg

So done with her. She's disgusting. A stupid spoiled brat.

Zappy's picture

Thumbnail #4

Who is that gelatinous blob of woolley mammoth next to her?

Aww now I feel bad.

EastEndGirl's picture

Stock,

She is a royal fuck up but she is no one hit wonder.

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Snarkley's picture

We're talking about people who routinely waltz in and out of 'detention' or spend a couple of weeks in the chokey for things like heroin possesion, assault and intimidating witnesses. What exactly does one have to do to be in real trouble in the U.K.?

TOPANGA's picture

So over her..why do we keep giving this whore attention..she's disgusting..it's not even about her talent anymore..just a waste of space.

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luscious_t's picture

She is the Cristy* of the music biz.

*Intervention

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yomamma's picture

Alright,
everybody hates rihanna now but why support this bitch? C'mon that's something I don't want my kids to see, ever! I don't feel sorry for her, don't like her, she really belongs in jail, the people she's hitting are always strangers and fans who unlike Rihanna did not have a chance to see it coming.

snowpiece's picture

i was listening to Tears Dry on Their Own this morning, I freaking LOVE that song!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related

Silvara0428's picture

first thought: praying mantis

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She'd try anything once 'cause anything goes. It never comes easy when you're diggin for gold.

Nanners's picture

"I AM THE LAW"

*ahem* Wino is one of those people who are allowed to beat up bitches. Also: Bjork, Tilda Swinton and Bea Arthur.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Stock Broker's picture

One Hit Wonder....she needs to jump into a vat of bleach and just disappear forever. Sick of her damn drama.

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