Wino Charged With Whooping A Trick
Last September, Amy Wino punched Sherene Flash in the face after the bitch asked for a picture with her. Sherene obviously isn't fluent in crackie. A bust to the face means "no" in the language of crackhead. Well, Sherene's whiny ass called the police and now Wino has been charged with assault. Wino will have to face a judge later this month. The judge better show up in a Hazmat-made body of armor. The Wino is a champion spitter and those loogies burn!
This has to be some sort of fucked up mistake. The Wino is above the law. Sherene Flash is the skank who should be charged with being a dumb bitch. First of all, having the name Sherene Flash is illegal, unless you're a graveyard-shift webcam girl with a comic book obsession. Second of all, Sherene asked for it by making eye contact with Wino! These moronic whores keep making that mistake. One of the rules of life is that when the Wino is in your midst, bury all your crack rocks in the dirt and then don't make any sudden moves.
Wino didn't let a little thing called "getting charged with a crime" fuck with her boozing. Last night, she celebrated by getting absolutely obliterated. Even her crackhive looks tanked. The Daily Mail says that at an even at Selfridges last night, Wino smashed drinks on the floor and could barely speak. Then some idiotic motherfucker actually asked her for a picture! They got off lucky because Wino just snarled at them.
Here's some pictures of Wino being Wino last night with Nick Grimshaw. Something tells me Nick probably wasn't happy this morning when he woke up with a bad case of meth crotch.
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Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at billlionaire personals site """""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
His clothes must smell horrendous now.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Wino's come a long way. I see six pictures here that don't involve her headbutting or eye gouging anyone.
Just a little snarl and a fuck off hand gesture.
So, so proud.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I hope he didn't drink out of that bottle after it had been up near Wino's arsehowl. She probably hasn't washed since she arrived back in the UK.
WhoTF is Nick Grimshaw?
Is he the UK version of Freddy Prinze, Jr.?
And speaking of FPJR where the fuck has he been????
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
I think it's personally very hard to look bad ass in a sweater dress thingie. Especially if it's striped. Hahahha...she looks relatively wasted, all things considered. The dirty ballet slippers are BACK!!!!!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 4:55pm.
Actually my av is a real pic of Wino holding some random baby. The creepy look on her face kills me every time. xD
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OMG! It's so cool you told me that! It's one of those things I always think to ask about too late. That thing creeps me the fuck out. To me, it looks like a little kid holding an ultra life-like Wino mask. Ack!
And please tell me guys don't home and do fucky times with that mess!
Double Ack!
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It's amazing to watch one piss their success away while simultaneously pissing on their dwindling number of fans, isn't it?
I'm going to start calling her Angelina Winehouse: a once-lauded talent who has become tabloid fuel. But I don't recall ever seeing Wineholoonies..yet.
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I haven't been able to get "I'm No Good" outta my mind lately..."
I consider that my theme song. It's even my ringtone. First Wino song I heard and went...OVER THE MOON!!...for.
Actually my av is a real pic of Wino holding some random baby. The creepy look on her face kills me every time. xD
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Hahahaha! That's my Amy!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
This guy looks kind of cute...
Gosh, for his sake, I really hope she is wearing panties...ICK!!
angle that'a another one I really like of hers
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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"Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:46am.
i was listening to Tears Dry on Their Own this morning, I freaking LOVE that song!"
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I haven't been able to get "I'm No Good" outta my mind lately...
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FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
A bust to the face means "no" in the language of crackhead.
First of all, having the name Sherene Flash is illegal, unless you're a graveyard-shift webcam girl with a comic book obsession. Second of all, Sherene asked for it by making eye contact with Wino!
One of the rules of life is that when the Wino is in your midst, bury all your crack rocks in the dirt and then don't make any sudden moves.
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O, MK! You are so worldly and wise! No one should be deprived of the benefit of your wisdom! No one, I say! The world would truly be a better place for it.
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Freak Speely LOL me too but you look a lot more like her than I do, LOL
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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"Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:46am.
i was listening to Tears Dry on Their Own this morning, I freaking LOVE that song!"
I sing the HELL out of that song like I'm Wino herself or something. "I...can't play myself AGA-IN! I should just be my oown best friend! Not FUCK myself in the head with...stupid men!"
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Wino is back to crazy fuckery, hooray! That means she's getting better in Wino World.
In other news, if I were that DJ I'd wipe the top off that beer bottle before I took another drink. xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Sherene Flash = name for The Flash's tranny counterpart
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world."-Gandhi
At first I thought Grimmy was carryin' a bottle of the purple drank, and THEN I realized he was just feedin' Crackzilla some backdoor beerbottle. That cumhole will do anything for a buzz.
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
It seems like he is trying to be her new ride...
What's Freddie Prinze doing holding Wino?
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:59am.
Jazz FM 4eva. Yep, i love it ! :)
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Submitted by UKer on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:42am.
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Oh god, what a terrible mental image.
I start with Dr Fox (forshame!) and then whatever the receptionist has on and if I listen at home myself, it'll be Absolute or Radio 6. Xfm's gone right off the boil.
Seriously, I now need mind bleach from that. Ewwwwww.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Um I think that dude is drinking cough syrup. HARDCORE!!
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Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:38am
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what I normaly do is start the day by listening to chris on R1 then switch to xfm till 4 when Scott Mills is on.
Oh and Grimmy gets all his info from piggez hilton, they're probably doing the nasty. ewwwwwwwwww I just grossed myself out.
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:30am.
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It's his vapidness that really kills me more than anything else. Like he's ever had an original thought. To be honest though, I never listen to Radio 1, it's Radio 6 for me, but when he's on telly, I get ridiculously angry.
Good luck to Moyles; as you say, he's doing it for charity. What's this worthless twat ever done? Bet his father wishes he had a wank instead that night.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:26am.
LOL, never mind, got it, the crack tart, had to read it again.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:26am.
Talking bout crack tart or pancake face, I'm lost.
Please let me know, was on a different site for a minute!!!
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:24am.
Nick Grimshaw is an utter cunt and I hate that word.
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I want the cunt off my tv and radio, while chris Moyles is being a hero and climbing the highest mountain in the world for comic relief, this wanker is hanging out with the crack set.
If they don't sack him for being such a twat, I refuse to pay my tv license.
"Meth crotch"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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You are correct hooper! No fool is he. Didn't wanna lose his beer. Might cost like four bucks a bottle!
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That's true. On occasion that a telemarketer sneaks through, I try the OMGGGGGGGGGG CALL 91111111111111111111 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OMGGGGGGGG..then stop talking for a few seconds...listen...breath heavy..OMGGGGGGGGGGG HE'S DOING IT AGAINNNNNN.
They usually hang up.
Submitted by yomamma on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:47am.
I'm an equal opportunity hater! I detest this stupid bitch! She's throwing away her life & career & short changing her fans. I don't care who you are -- you have an obligation to your fans. They put you where you are. Personally, I wish she would just OD & get it over with.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Nick Grimshaw is an utter cunt and I hate that word.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
hooper - he totally is! so i guess she's the hooper then eh?
Ah, Zappy this guy is not a complete fool.
Morrissey: unfortunatly he's too busy wiping with baby wipes and making excuses for CB to answer right now, why oh why Terrence!?!?!?
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@ Zappy. Use my name (especially the full one) more than twice in a phone conversation and I know it's a stinking telemarketer! She sounds like she took some of those "how to deal with difficult people courses". They tell you shit like to use the client's name a lot. Which just makes the client crazy.
I fucking hate Nick Grimshaw, Annie Mac and all the other radio 1 cunts who think they're IT.
FUCK YOU GRIMMY!
PS: Scott Mills is hot!
I love "Hustle and Flow". ahhhhhhhhh. Terrence, are you out there?
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Usually the unsuspecting doinkhead will look at you like WTF. Just smile sweetly while thinking 'Fuck you'. The fuck you smile is also very effective in social situations such as this..
I wrote the book.
Throw that violent junkie piece of garbage in jail and throw away the fucking key!
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:08am.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR this is a rant.
A bitch school nurse just called and kept saying my name . Well Zappy you know Zappy this is what I need Zappy so I kept saying well Alice yes Alice absolutely Alice up your ass Alice.
If you say my name more than twice in a conversation, it becomes condescending.
Thank you for letting me spiel.
Stop saying my name you're wearing it out. pfft.
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I HATE when fools do that!
Hahaha! Love that you did it back to her. I am gonna try that next time some as does that to me.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR this is a rant.
A bitch school nurse just called and kept saying my name . Well Zappy you know Zappy this is what I need Zappy so I kept saying well Alice yes Alice absolutely Alice up your ass Alice.
If you say my name more than twice in a conversation, it becomes condescending.
Thank you for letting me spiel.
Stop saying my name you're wearing it out. pfft.
For someone who's still married, Wino has made the crackbeast with two backs with a hell of a lot of guys.
Ya know hooper, I was wondering myself what he was gonna use it for. But notice, his hand is over the top of the bottle because prolly if it wasn't it might just disappear in her crack cave forever with all the stalagmites.
Purple is a good color for "winters." I'm sure James Haven would agree, were he here. lol
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In #3 it looks like the guy is ramming the beer bottle up her butt.
I am so over her.
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