Friday, March 6th 2009
What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Mickey Rourke must have stared in the mirror too long which temporarily blinded him and caused him to accidentally stumble into my abuelita's closet. If Mickey's going to steal my abuelita's "going to the swap meet on a Sunday" look, he needs to do it right. Replace the cap with a pair of post-cataract sunglasses and an L.A. Raiders beanie (which I think she found on the street).
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He is my favorite.Just saw his personals ID on billlionaires personals site """""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?
Less Mickey Rourke, more abuelita!
I would tap that multiple times.
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I dig your abuelita's look then, MK. Hahhahha, Mickey is looking a bit haggard. His new doggie is cute though....awwwwww!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
yeah Zappy,
I like my neighbors a lot. One of then is retired so she's like the neighborhood watch leader. I even got a sympathy card when my cat died.
We discuss gardening and the TV Show Big Love.
My Sister-in law who is a Lesbian has met them but she gets so annoyed by them.
She's in her 20s and they're in their 50s so I'm thinking its a generational thing.
mickey almost had me with his hot acceptance speech at the independent awards, but now i see this this...and i'm done...
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nice ass...when does it open?
He can do no wrong in my book any longer, as long sa he stays off the Roids and injecting Roids in his face, I will continue to support his lunacy. I've loved him forever, till he disappered and came back looking the way he did. The Wrestler and his acceptance speeches made me fall in love with him all over again.
Where is the dog? Without a dog I am completely over this foolishness.
The fabric of his jacket is really nifty.
There, I said something nice. I have to - it's Mickey!
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OMG I looked at the picture quickly before scrolling down and thought it was Clay Aiken.
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I love Mickey, but thank god he is wearing gloves...His child molester-like hands really creep me out.
Leave Mickey alooooooone!
I know deep down under all those heinous layers is the hottie we all know and cream ourselves to from such classics as Wild Orchid and 9 1/2 weeks.
LMAO @ Mel's husband
Two of my closer friends are lesbian. They are two of the kindest people you could ever meet. When I hang out with them, there is no pressure to be anyone but myself. They are so unpretentious and fun to be around. Whenever I go to their house, Cathy mother's me. She's so funny. I'm glad they found each other because they're both terrific people.
I think Delores is a Nascar fan because she always has stuff at her yard sales.
She's really nice but she always refers to her partner as her "roommate". Her Partner's name is Regina but we all call her Reggie.
Its really scary how that photo of Mickey resembles her.
My husband even said...."Hey! That looks like Delores! "
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:39pm.
LMAO @ devil
Sorry. I used to be years ago. Also dated a racing car driver (small time Sprint Car stuff). Poor Bobby was so fuggly cuz he broke just about every bone in his face.
His other bone was in good working order, however.
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LMAO @ devil
Sorry. I used to be years ago. Also dated a racing car driver (small time Sprint Car stuff). Poor Bobby was so fuggly cuz he broke just about every bone in his face.
His other bone was in good working order, however.
:S
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:32pm.
@ Mel
Is she a Nascar fan?
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Hey now! I am a Nascar fan. It's the tiny bit of hillbilly I can't get rid of!
Go Carl Edwards!
Submitted by Mel on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:29pm.
That photo of Mickey makes him look exactly like my Dyke Neighbor Delores.
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So is that, like, her full name?
Seriously, tho - she's not my neighbor but he does look like a dyke named Delores, absolutely!
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@ Mel
Is she a Nascar fan?
:S
That photo of Mickey makes him look exactly like my Dyke Neighbor Delores.
Oh come on MK, admit it - you Photoshop all the colours on him! Because I refuse to believe anyone outside of a homeless person dresses like that willingly!
The awesome sliver lamae shoes are a dead give away that this outfit was purposely planned. He seriously put on sweats, a scarf, a cap AND SILVER LAMAE shoes and thought..."This isn't right. This isn't enough. i know what i need an iridescent jacket! Bingo! OK world, here I come. Paps get your cameras ready cuz I'm gonna rock this!"
You can't afford me!
I want the gloves.
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omg he should have his own store.
I want Mickey's gloves for gardening.
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:15am.
Sorry. Word association is very strongly ingrained in my head.
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Hahaha no worries, that's how roll too.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
If he had on ONE more color, he could be a candidate for a Rainbow Brite commercial.
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LMAO @ gyeah
He wasn't a raver, but was an EXTREME party boy for sure.
With teenagers in the house, can't do that stuff anymore.
I wish I smoked more pot in the 70s.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:42am.
LOL Zappy your hubby sounds like a burnt out raver, i'm probably wrong but that outfit sounds like a flashback.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
LMAO @ gyeah
that word, 'shitballs' reminds me of dingleberries dangling.
Sorry. Word association is very strongly ingrained in my head.
Holy shitballs, me thinks MR is now feeling himself too much. That's gayer than Peter Pan on ice skates.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
LMAO @ madam s.
Unfortunately, this was a planned outfit. Ever wonder what some people think when they get dressed in the morning, how lovingly they look at themselves in the mirror and think 'Dayyyyyum, I'm working this outfit'.
That's what Mickey was thinking.
Mickey Rourke could be a contender for this category on any given day.
Hot bitch just doesn't give a fuck! lol
Even if you solely buy clothing buy the pound at thrift stores I don't think you can happen upon a look this random.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:53am.
Carrottop,
My fine french weenie!!
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Clarisse, my fine Irish weenie!! xoxoxoxo love times
Carrottop,
My fine french weenie!!
I'd rather see the bird than that lame sideways peace sign that all of the 20 something Hollywood prostitutes try to rock!! That makes me want to punch a midget!!!
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I mean love :)
I lvoe him! he looks like a walking souvenir shop
I almost cry everytime I see him lately. I remember going to see 9 1/2 Weeks.. RAAWR now that ranks up there in the steamy sex scenes..
LOL..he looks like that talking trash heap form the Fragglerocks.
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Rourke looks like he put on all of his oddball Christmas presents.
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he looks like he's from grouchland
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:43am.
HEPPY FRYDAYS ALL U'INS GNOMES!!!!!!!!
Seriously, this week has been tooooooo long.
On T: He needs his gloves bedazzled.
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I like everything you just said. Especially the Bedazzled part. That'd look hot. Saladbrayshuns.
He needs a Hair Net and disposable gloves.
HEPPY FRYDAYS ALL U'INS GNOMES!!!!!!!!
Seriously, this week has been tooooooo long.
On T: He needs his gloves bedazzled.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What he's wearing reminds me of the time my husband came walking downstairs with yellow pants (don't ask), a yellow blazer ($1.99 at the closeout store), a red and white striped rugby shirt and a leather tie he was tying as he walked down the stairs. Oh and navy sneakers.
I laughed hysterically and said: 'where the fuck you goin willis, dressed like dat?'
Couldn't stop laughing, peed my pants.
He ran upstairs and sulked.
I explained to him..don't ever try and dress yourself without consulting me first.
Thank God they came out with Levi's Dockers a few years later.
IG: ok stop! LOL, I'm squinting and it looks like a peen, that's better, right?
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