Someone Is Going To Marry This
Some bitch has agreed to wake up to Vince Vaughn's nose hairs for the rest of her days. Or until his fupa suffocates her while she's going down on him.
Star Magazine says Vince and real estate agent Kyla Weber became engaged on Valentine's Day. The two met at a wedding last summer. Kyla had a boyfriend of four years at the time, but let that bitch go after she met Vince. Yeah, I'm saying she's a gold digger. She's also going to have to be a moco digger, because you know Vince is the king of nose nasties. I get that vibe from him. He's going to need her little finger to get up there and clean it out. Bitch will really have to dig for her money. Yes, I think about these things.
A source close to the situation said, "They spent a romantic weekend together. He dropped to one knee to propose and presented her with a gorgeous $125,000 4-carat diamond set in platinum. They'll have their wedding either in L.A. or Alberta, and they're both ready to start a family immediately!"
I can't wait to see the magazine covers next week. They will read: VINCE VAUGHN IS GETTING MARRIED AND WILL HAVE BABIES SOON (Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston still lonely & barren).
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He is my favorite.Just saw his personals ID on billlionaires personals site """""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?
I'm no ageist, but I can figure out why a childless older guy could want to marry someone under 35.
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Think I am starting to believe a commenter on Celebitchy that most of Jen's "relationships" are fake cos it seems most of her ex's have no problems getting hitched .
i'd take the ice cream...
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:54am.
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Maybe because he wants to settle in for a few years and then have kids over a number of years?
Trust me, I'm no ageist, but I can figure out why a childless older guy could want to marry someone under 35. ;)
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Hell yeah! If he can do that with a ice cream cone - and that bitch is really cold, just imagine what he can do with something else!
That's talent right there! Don't sleep on it. And you know he's a freak...
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Can't wait for that headline too
I don't think he's unattractive; I like the tall, thickset kinds of guys. But perhaps it's the parts he plays. Reese W. doesn't like him sooo perhaps he's not a good guy. Hey, Michael K, Jen is seeing a fertility specialist in Bev Hills and John is already excited 2b a daddy, I've heard.
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I watched Swingers the other day. Vince Vaughn used to be walking fucking sex. So depressing.
Call me crazy, but I think Vince Vaughn is hot.
I feel like even the bottom feeders of us DListed ho's should feel the sexays in our no-no's by the way VV be grippin' and a suckin', suckin' and a grippin' that icecream cone wif his lippies and fisties, but...yeahno... I feel like all my no-no's taken Ny-Quil after having a heavy duty round of novacaine injections....
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I like VINCE VUAGHN! it's the voice,accent,body, personality,SOMETHING. :) Congrats to him and whathername(real estate???). =)
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Dammit......why can't someone I know marry a producer in LA so I can meet a rich/famous actor and be on the next plane outta D-Town.
See ya (soon to be ex) husband...something better came along!!!!!!!!
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Vince Vaughan is gay.
He used to be good looking, but then he porked out & started drinking too much. I dont think he is "gross", but he is kind of odd looking now & needs to get more sleep or something. The bags under his eyes are out of control. His new bitch isnt much to look at though, so she is actually doing pretty good if she marries him, he is freakin rich...I could handle being married to VV for that kind of money & he is pretty funny, so at least there is tons of money & a sense of humor & he probably treats her well.
I don't think he's unattractive; I like the tall, thickset kinds of guys. But perhaps it's the parts he plays. Reese W. doesn't like him sooo perhaps he's not a good guy. Hey, Michael K, Jen is seeing a fertility specialist in Bev Hills and John is already excited 2b a daddy, I've heard.
FUPA = Fat Upper Pussy/Penis Area. I mainly see women with it either because of childbirth or from wearing a belt too tightly around their natural waist. And I've only seen really fat dudes have it.
Ugh, Vince is soo unnatractive, quite funny, but utterly unnatractive...=/
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VV doesn't seem like the marrying kind. Good luck.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:46pm.
hahahaha. Just as soon as I kick my alcohol and sex addiction.
I'm still kinda hot for him. Sorry.
No wait - no, I'm not, dammit - I'm NOT sorry.
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I actually believe that for many men they don't care who they marry. It comes down to timing. That's why you can date a guy for 5 years, break up, and he marries the next girl he has known for 4 weeks.
PS, this did not happend to me. I have not dated anyone for 5 years, that would be hard. But being friends for 5 years is easier.
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FUPA! I mentioned it and Mr. Hekki didn't know what it was. His reaction was PRICELESS~!
Betcha Vince has mucho FUPA.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:34pm.
So he's 38. Owen is 40. Ever notice how men tend to marry when their friends do? (This may apply to women, too, but I've just noticed it among men.) It has something to do with peer pressure, jealousy (the single guys seeing how nice married life can be--at the start anyway), and the lack of any more single guys to pal around with. *thinking up snappy title for syndrome*
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I have witnessed this phenomenon alot among single men. Sheeps, I think u've got something here. Dr. Drew should watch his back, there's a new kid in town named Dr. Sheeps.
Whenever I see him, I think of Jon Favreau (NOT Obama's speech writer), who irritates me to the core of my being.
If he was the Vince of Swingers I would be a jellis h8ter right now.
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So he's 38. Owen is 40. Ever notice how men tend to marry when their friends do? (This may apply to women, too, but I've just noticed it among men.) It has something to do with peer pressure, jealousy (the single guys seeing how nice married life can be--at the start anyway), and the lack of any more single guys to pal around with. *thinking up snappy title for syndrome*
I always get this guy confused with tim robbins
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
Is he eating banana ice cream?
He should marry AnnaLynne McCord instead.
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Mmmmmm.
Take away the ice cream and you've got Vince's vomit face.
Is Vince eating a delicious Dairy Queen cone? I just came back from getting a chocolate & vanilla swirl with crunch-coat. It's one of the few things in life that haven't changed since I was a kid. YUM!
I hope this gold-digger has a stomach for living with an alcoholic.
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The hairline. ???????? What up???
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God, they must be over the moon!!
"What you lookin at ass eyes? You plottin on me boy?"
"(Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston still lonely & barren)".
Ah come on, MK. A woman's worth doesn't depend on any guy she's with (either dating or married) or how many babies she's able to breed. I'm sure Vince will be divorced before you can say "gold-digger", most likely will have a few kids and will end up paying that gold-digger a fat check each month for child support.
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He looks like a loogie I hacked up the other morning....sorry about the visual.
I can't wait to see the magazine covers next week. They will read: VINCE VAUGHN IS GETTING MARRIED AND WILL HAVE BABIES SOON (Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston still lonely & barren).
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Oh lord. You're right MK. That's going to suck.
I imagine Jen was happily lonely and barren after seeing the fopa on this douchebag. Ugh, I wouldn't be surprised if Jen got bulimia from kissing him, he is all sorts of nasty!
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Looks like a champion dick sucker to me. He needs to teach me his game.
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Or until his fupa suffocates her while she's going down on him.
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:28pm.
Hey DG- I think he means "fat upper pubic area."
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LMAO that picture is a doozy....I used to like him but now not so much.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:27pm.
fupa=fat upper pubic area
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Hahahaha! Thanx for the info Iheart!
Vince Vaughn will ALWAYS be hot!!!
He's over the poon.
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Vince Vaughn lost the hot a long time ago...and this chick has that golddigger smell wafting off her.
(Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston still lonely & barren).
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baahahahahahhahaaa
vaughn is about as attractive as a donkeys dirty asshole
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