Thursday, March 5th 2009

Robin Williams Needs A Tune-Up

I was going through pictures of Robin Williams and found this gem from the 1990 Oscars. Whoever this beauty with Robin is, needs to drop whatever she's doing (probably having a tea party with her Marie Osmond dolls) and get to the hospital STAT! Robin needs her to heal him with her grace and sophistication!

You see, it was said earlier that Robin's hairy ass would be back to performing on Monday in Jacksonville, FL after being hospitalized in Miami with heart issues. Now Robin's whole tour has been put on pause, because he needs an aortic valve replacement. Robin issued this statement through his spokeswhore to OK!: "I'm so touched by everyone's support and well wishes. This tour has been amazing fun and I can't wait to get back out on the road after a little tune-up."

Robin makes it sound like he's just spending an hour at Jiffy Lube, but that sounds like some major shit. I'm sure the shaggy rug on his chest will grow back in no time and he'll back to being hot before we all know it. And that lady needs to get her ass over there now.

Photo by Alan Light

Posted by: Michael K


looks like Linda Ronstadt

z-listed's picture

This IS serious shit, no matter how simple he makes it seem.

Bet of luck to the funniest man around!!! Love you!

Well, that's because Madge knows she pales in comparison with such beautiful and elegant creature like Yola - so she looks as if she's up to kill poor Yola

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Kivvi25 - did you see the picture with Madonna? I thought it was Photoshopped for a second. Madge looks so...evil.

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aww, i love robin williams.

Yeah Stoney, as I recall, when John Belushi did his fateful 'Belushi Special' alot of celebs were coming clean about their coke abuse. Mark Harmon and his wife, Pam Dawber, Robin Williams and others that you'd never suspect did that stuff.

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SoulTaker's picture

My mom just a week ago had her second heart surgery to repair and replace her mitral valve. She's doing pretty well for having gone through such a major thing. Hope Robin's surgery goes as smoothly as my ma's.

TITS's picture

I wonder if he shampoos his body hair.

Can you imagine the job some poor bastard is going to have prepping him for surgery? They'll need to bring in that big ass broom to clean up!

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patty cake's picture

too much blow
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Tigerlilly's picture

I don't know, Robin Williams and Jim Carrey both annoy the fuck out of me because they try too hard to be hilarious. I mean, both SOMETIMES succeed, but mostly, you are just like "Hey, dude...When you are coming down off the 8 ball you just snorted and are not as annoying but still funny, call me...otherwise, meh."

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Dgrin's picture

shame on you MK accusing him of a "hariy ass" and not adding a link to those two beautiful words,.

gia's picture

A pal of mine had that done. It's a biggish kinda surgery but she was fine not long after that...and the scar heals.

Statler and Waldorf's picture

Kivvi25 - did you see the picture with Madonna? I thought it was Photoshopped for a second. Madge looks so...evil.

http://www.yola.stopklatka.pl/zdjecie.php?tid=70&s=galeria2

It IS Yola Czaderska-Hayek!!!! I was hoping that one day I will see her as Hot Slut of the Day!! She totally deserves that!! She's always so elegant and her hair is amazing! And she's from my home country.
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HellaciousB's picture

"probably having a tea party with her Marie Osmond dolls"

The imagery. Thank you!

wow...that's what big mama bush just had...
ahnold had one too...coke steroids or maybe having a
DUBYA are hard on the heart I guess

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/

Albatross's picture

I hope he gets better. I'm sure all that coke he did had something to do with the damage in his heart. :(

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Zappy, are you insinuating that Barbara Bush used to do blow with Robin??

Heh.

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You nailed it--it IS Linda!!!

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Hautie's picture

Ummm... he went from his 1st wife to their Nanny... when did he hit on this weird piece of strange?

I do tend to agree with the thought that all those years of being a coke head... would have not been good for the heart.

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Well if it's not Linda Ronstadt, it could be her double
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magdamill's picture

It's Yola Czaderska-Hayek. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Yola_Czaderska-Hayek.
Is that Norma Desmond behind them?:)

All his running around and endless yapping like a wooly terrier caused him to age at twice the normal rate. He's got the aortic valve of a man who's 114. In fact, he made that dumb movie "Jack" about the condition.

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DG, that was an old rumor years ago. Not sure if it's true but people always associate Robin with the herp. Well until Paris took the crown:P

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:57pm.
Poor Robin, bummer dude! First the herp, now this...get well soon.

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M.E.'s picture

My grandfather had his aortic valve replaced. They replaced it with a pig valve! But it is one HAIRY surgery!

I firmly believe that it was due to that surgery he was later diagnosed with liver and pancriatec cancer.

RIP Grampa

Zappy's picture

Yeah Stoney, as I recall, when John Belushi did his fateful 'Belushi Special' alot of celebs were coming clean about their coke abuse. Mark Harmon and his wife, Pam Dawber, Robin Williams and others that you'd never suspect did that stuff.

TexnDoc's picture

I've been conditioned to think any red-head in a shiny dress at an awards show has GOT to be Miss Phoebe. Even with her back to the camera, even in 1990.

Stoney's picture

Years of blow will do that to a heart.

Pimpcessa's picture

Oh God, now even Robin is using that "amazing" word. I'm so sick of it's use. All I think about when I hear it is Kim Kardashian and other useless wannabe celebs.

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Richiegay's picture

For a second there I thought Robin was with Judy Tunnuto. Don't scare me like that , really !!!!

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Zappy's picture

LOL FilthyB...My first impression was that it was Linda Ronstadt too. If that's the case, boy does she look like shit. And if it isn't her, then well, she looks like shit too.

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Why don't things liek this happen to that c.u.n.t. Mike Myers?
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Zappy's picture

That's the surgery Barbara Bush had too. According to Dr. Nancy Snyderman from NBC News, it is a relatively common surgery these days. The valve wears out because it cannot pump the blood through and thus, wears out.

It is my sneaky suspician that Robin Williams replacement might have had something to do with years of coke abuse.

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Isn't that Linda Ronstadt in the pic with him?
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iHeartHaters's picture

Poor Robin, bummer dude! First the herp, now this...get well soon.

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Hope he is ok, I was sad as hell when I read this earlier.
You know what happens when men go through this shit - about a year after, they suddenly look 20 years older.
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Look at his hands in that picture! Yikes!