Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Ohhh, the weather outside is frightful, but this actress’ fire is so delightful. Which fire? Why, the very private fire between her legs, of course! You would never guess by looking at her that, although the curtains are blonde, the rug is now fire engine red. And, no, we’re not talking about our favorite Firecrotch here. This girl is definitely only into guys, and this was a private gift to her boyfriend, who is also in the entertainment biz. He is still grinning from ear to ear about it. (Blind Gossip)
That Christmas song will never be the same again for me. But my guess is either Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz?
Which closeted jack-of-all-trades just became secretly engaged to her girlfriend? Word is, the two will wed soon in N.J. (Gatecrasher)
Queen LaQueeeeeefah?!
This C list actress with a name that really stands out has generally made good movies. She gets many more offers than she actually accepts. She could easily be an upper B list actress if she wanted to but she enjoys her private life too much to change anything except for the perfect role. Our actress in fact, makes substantially more money as a result of her private life than she probably ever would amass as an actress despite the always rave reviews of her acting talent. She has been in this space before for her, how shall I say this, her willingness to provide an experience to certain other members of the film community. Now, she has added to her stable a woman who has been seen countless times over the past few weeks with this Academy Award nominated A list movie actor who must enjoy being treated like crap because that is exactly what this woman specializes in for her male clients. Of course our C list actress arranges the meetings and thus also gets a significant percentage of the fee. (CDAN)
I have no clue. Some of the commenters on CDAN guessed Leelee Sobieski, because apparently she works as a dominatrix on the side. This I did not know. My A-list actor guess is either Mickey Rourke or Clive Owen?
This former boy bander has begging his former group to go out on tour again because he has no money. Some bad investments and spending a ridiculous amount on toys and gambling has left him with no money. He doesn't want to have to declare bankruptcy because then everyone will find out about who is biggest creditors are and they are not a good list. (CDAN)
Deep down I wish it was someone from Rhythm Syndicate, but they never had any cash. So I'll guess anyone but Justin Timberdouche from 'N Sync?
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Sandra B. was a stripper??? I didn't know that!
the boy-bander is def. not Joey Fatone from Nsync.
i'd be willing to bet its no one from Nsync, since they all have things going for them currently...
so, my bet is going to be in another boyband sensation.
As I posted over at CDAN, #3 can't be Mickey Rourke. He's hardly A list and will likely go back to the oblivion he just left.
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Okay, the dominatrix is not Dita. I went to CDAN and read the prior Blind Item about the same actress.
I like all the guesses about the dominatrix, but her client is NOT Clive Owen. He's happily married. End of discussion. (Putting hands over ears & humming.)
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I know this wasn't the point of your post but...RIHANNA's NAME IS ROBYN FENTY?!! wtf.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:41pm.
Leelee Sobieski has never really struck me as a "great actress". She still reminds me of a young Helen Hunt.
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I never understood why those two whores never acted together, playing sisters or mother and daughter or the young whore playing the old whore when she was young, and WTF ever happened to Helen Hunt???? Is SHE the madame?????
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Leelee Sobieski has never really struck me as a "great actress". She still reminds me of a young Helen Hunt.
Still...I'm surprised that this "secret" has stayed buried for so long. I wonder how much she charges and hour?
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#2 -Dita. Some idiot is probably calling her an actress.
Could the last one be Nick Carter?
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I guess Chloe Sevigny for #3
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I would not be surprised if Chloe Sevigny dabbled in the sex industry, since I know she hung out with the co-owner of the Manhattan escort agency that brought down Elliot Spitzer. But anyone who dated Harmony Korine would be a masochist, not a dominatrix. Leelee Sobieski is a fascinating guess.
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That's not the time to find out you're allergic to the dye. You know the emergency room people would be laughing their asses off about it afterwards.
lachey does like sports, and that goes hand in hand with gamblin! i think chloe sevigny for #3...she was in classics like amercican psycho and blew a guy on film so you know she has no morals.
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Also what about Nick Lachey for the last?
Leelee is not a good actress and her movies are overall shit. I say Mena Suvari.
I think Kate might be right with Nick Lachey. I can't imagine a Carter caring about people finding out what he spent his money on, at this point, but I think Lachey still would.
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I bet the last one is Lance Bass. Trophy bfs (and for that matter, gfs) can get expensive fast.
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I bet the last one is Joey Fatone from NSYNC. He was always into Superman shit. I used to be a huge fan of them. What? Don't judge.
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:05pm.
My first guess for #1 was Drew Barrymore, too, but I remember an interview where she said she was bisexual.
The dominatrix is Evan Rachel Wood!! I don't know if anyone else posted that.
Certain venereal diseases and vaginal disorders can cause burning down there, no?
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1)Drew Barrymore
2)Chloe Svigney
3)Queen L.
4)Nick Lachey
1. I agree the new Jim Carrey - ruined by association with that loser Jenny Mcarthy - are corny enough to find dyed pubic hair Hi-larious.
2. Queen Latifa's from NJ - sounds right.
3. Who cares who the dominatrix is. The clients could be Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Per her ex-bodyguard they were all kinds of into S&M.
4. The former Mr. Chestica Simpson.
#2 - Queen Latifah
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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:17pm.
One Valentine's Day, I had the carpet trimmed in to the shape of a heart and dyed red for the man I was dating at the time...............I will remember that evening for the rest of my life.
I am naturally blonde so, it went over very well!
Couple of questions:
1) You had it trimmed...so someone did it for you, how'd that request go? lol That's some complicated landscaping.
2) Not a guy, so maybe I don't get it but did he explain or do you know what the turn on is about dying the carpet????
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The last one: JC Chasez or whatever the fuck his name is.
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I'd say Joey Fatone or Lance Bass for #4.
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1. Charlize Theron
2. Jodie Foster or Blohole?
3. ????
4. Ricky Martin
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:17pm.
One Valentine's Day, I had the carpet trimmed in to the shape of a heart and dyed red for the man I was dating at the time...............I will remember that evening for the rest of my life.
I am naturally blonde so, it went over very well!
Couple of questions:
1) You had it trimmed...so someone did it for you, how'd that request go? lol That's some complicated landscaping.
2) Not a guy, so maybe I don't get it but did he explain or do you know what the turn on is about dying the carpet????
Unless someone is just being ignorant, which is always possible--it ISN'T any of the Backstreet Boys because they are out ON TOUR right now. In fact they've been on tour for the last year, are already in the studio making their next album ( eighth one if anyone is counting). In fact, they've never been "away". It is just lazy lame writers that say they're doing a "comeback" since they've made two albums and made two tours since 2005. Those aren't "comebacks", that's continuously working.
The third one is barely understandable. So the actress is a prostitute or what? Big deal, half those celebutards are or used to be prostitutes/whores. Just ask Sandra Bullock, she used to be a stripper before she became an actress. Go figure.
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Jim Carrey for #1 is a good guess! The Christmas reference and grinning ear to ear (Grinch)
Very, Very interesting.
But is Jenny McCarthy considered and actress?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:28pm.
Pimpcessa,
Yeah, no. It's not an epic steamy romance moment. He's got that Irish charm and she's whining about getting pubes in her mouth (dumbass). Nothing extrodinary (unless you compare it to One Night in Paris, then it's 1st rate porn!).
He is charming!
The cat this was funny as hell though!
Frito,
Did you get to see him on Jonathan Ross? He talks about the sex tape and getting shot down by The Dame!~
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Good guess, T.O.
---I am SO attracted to Colin F - I've been curious about that
...Limewire, eh?
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ugh, that totally sounds like jenny mccarthy (number 1) and that makes me dislike her even more. She has that "look at me arent I hilarious" loudness I cannot stand.
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T.O. - I'm right there with ya! I just logged in to write almost the same thing you did about #1. I definitely thought Jenny McCarthy would do something like that and the grinning part was my big tip-off!
I'm thinking Jim Carey for #1...grinning ear to ear could be a reference to the Grinch..he's weird enough to do something like that
Never in my life has the thought of dying my pubes, EVER crossed my mind.
*wanders off*
I dont think my boyfriend would be turned on by dyed pubes. I think a guy would be more turned on by waxed pubes than colored. But what do i know? I'd give blue pubes a shot.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Pimpcessa,
Yeah, no. It's not an epic steamy romance moment. He's got that Irish charm and she's whining about getting pubes in her mouth (dumbass). Nothing extrodinary (unless you compare it to One Night in Paris, then it's 1st rate porn!).
He is charming!
The cat this was funny as hell though!
Frito,
Did you get to see him on Jonathan Ross? He talks about the sex tape and getting shot down by The Dame!~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduloozjfG8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6Y7M_KNlU
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:22pm.
Frito - haha. Just funnin but might be a good flick - he is hot. No??
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Yes. I think he's adorable.
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Clarisse
Sorry, I have an Irish potty mouth!
Irish?? I'm Irish, Scotch and American Indian. Damn I'm late for my cocktail. Back in a few.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:21pm.
Pimpcessa,
*wink*wink*
As long as it's an accident.
FritoDorito,
Sorry, I have an Irish potty mouth!
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Iz alright! Irish Potty Mouths are the best kind! And I love the fact that Colin was able to go on TV and joke about the whole thing. That really speaks to his character.
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Frito - haha. Just funnin but might be a good flick - he is hot. No??
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Pimpcessa,
*wink*wink*
As long as it's an accident.
FritoDorito,
Sorry, I have an Irish potty mouth!
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. ~Mitch Hedberg
I would die if #1 was Paris. Times are tough ya know, haha.
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