Afternoon Crumbs
The Parasite Hilton of toilets! It can swallow 18 big wieners in seconds. - Videogum
Wherever Dustin Lance Black goes, his Oscar goes with him - Lainey Gossip
Milla Jovovich is still taking it off - Egotastic!
This vintage magazine cover of Justin Gaston is missing a pitcher of iced tea and a Dateline camera crew - Towleroad
Elle MacPherson's jacket looks like a coyote got stuck in a disco ball and didn't live to tell the tale - Hollywood Tuna
Where can I sign up for the anti-Miley club? - Just Jared
Salma Hayek kissing a big bag of money (that's what she thinks of to get through it) - Popsugar
Gary Dourdan gets a lap dance in Italy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Teri Snatcher? - Cityrag
Stepford Katie needs to detox from the gallons of crazy Tommy feeds her hourly - Hollywood Rag
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If Katie is having issues getting pregnant its probably because her body is rejecting the whole idea of it. Her subconscious mind is trying to tell her something...I am guessing she doesnt have any issue, but they are only doing all this so her body is "pure" for when she does get pregnant. Really though, pure from what? I am sure he doesnt let her drink at all, she doesnt smoke, I am sure she doesnt take any prescription meds, never mind recreational drugs...does the 5 hour suana act as sort of a "time out" to help drive away the nasty Thetans?
Katie is drinking vegetable oil and popping tons of Niacin vitamins and sweating her brains out.
how fun.
um, lemme tell you sumfin'. yer liver works just fine. all of that purification crap is crap.
does the purification rundown give you your cherry back? if it does, then you may really be onto something.
katie should get that toilet and flush tommy
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The war isn't working.
I saw culty Katie Cruise butt on 4rth ave near the strand bookstore today... looking all sad and secret looking while the paps were jumping out from behind trees with lenses that were longer than my arm. weird... skinny jeans,. boring short coat..knit hat and those stupid bug sunglasses..swaggering with hands in pocket...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Regarding the Katie Holmes link: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
DETOX TO GET PREGNANT??? WTF?
You grab the penis, stick it in the hole, do the hokey pokey, and that's it!!! With any (BAD) luck, she'll be pregnant come next month.
GODDAMN.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Toilet bats? No problem.
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That is the slickest toilet music I have ever heard. It should play that every time you sit down to squeeze out some business.
I really need that toliet.. I have to take a plunger on vacation bc I'm always clogging stuff up... my friend doesn't even let me use her bathroom anymore...
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:39pm.
What kind of turds do people make that require a bionic flusher?
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You would be surprised, I am sure. My son take giant elephant craps, like big rocks, and he is ALWAYS stopping up our toilets. So this toilet can swallow golf balls or grapes. So what? Can it swallow one GIANT elephant turd? Can I test the toilet with a big sticky ball of cookie dough or maybe a rolled up used diaper (my neighbor's son flushed one of those!).
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The toilet video reminded me I haven't had a cinnamon bear in AGES.
iheart!! mah love!
well, I am sure your teenaged son is awesome, just like his mama! ;0)
And your totally right. Asshole douchebaggy parents breed asshole douchbaggy kids. It's a fact
PS: i missed you!
where have you been!!
does anybody miss Oklahoma? man that ho was nuts =(
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
NaNoop I have been sitting here pondering that myself....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 3:43pm.
I dont really need a toilet that can suck down all that stuff. Just some piss and shit would suffice.
I wonder if it comes with a warning not to flush while still sitting on the pot or your ass cheeks will be ripped off.
For reals.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I feel bad for Katie, I've done the purification rundown before and it sucks! If I remember correctly so does Scientology.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
What kind of turds do people make that require a bionic flusher?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
It looks more like Katie is on an extreme PUTRIfication diet. WHY are they doing all that dumb crap, they didn't do that for Suri.
Wasn't she all knocked up within like 5 minutes of meeting his crazy ass?
Or already pregnant with the ex's baby. Whatever.
But why the need for this fuckery?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:27pm.
That toilet is definetly not low flow and would be illegal in CA.
And I'm pretty damn sure my BH would clog that fucker.
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BH? Bowl hugger?
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
That toilet is definetly not low flow and would be illegal in CA.
And I'm pretty damn sure my BH would clog that fucker.
I honestly never thought Mila was that good looking until just now seeing those pictures. And those are After she got big as a house pregnant. I'm giving respect where it's due! Wow
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Hiiiiii MissP!!! XoXo
Oh honey believe me, I hate tweenies too! I have a teenager but he's pretty mild-natured & I lucked out big time. I fucking cannot stand the obnoxious little shits that hang around everywhere! Not all are bad but there are some doozies out there. They most likely have douchebag parents tho so ya can't totally blame em LOL
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
man, toilet bats never get old. A sure laugh maker every time.
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Aw bless your heart GiG!:) Xo
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
What a fucking waste of food, just to show you that toilet can flush fat whale turds.
I honestly feel the hotts for Gary Dourdan, too bad he's a damn mess.
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Snowie
LOL! you shut it! You're more tweeney! *sticks togue out* real mature!
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 3:55pm.
Jesus I wonder how big the toilet bats get in THAT fucker?
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Ha ha ha ha!!! That's a "Caption This" winner waiting to happen!
Have to say, I'm pretty damn impressed by the toilet.
Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 3:43pm.
Maybe it's just me, but Salma's pepaw is definitely doable. I can't say that about too many of those filthy rich trolls, of course...he's an exception.
No, it's not just you. ;-)
God help my pervy self - I actually think that Justin Gaston mag cover is hot.
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Oh good lord, these are totally staged pap shots. Henri Pinault is wealthy enough to fly everywhere by private jet, how would the paps know he was arriving there. They just so happened to be around to catch mega famous Salma Hayek running into his arms in a busy airport terminal with no visible security or staff around them. Surely you guys can see these are utter BS set-up shots? Salma is a lesbian in a very long-term relationship with uber-beard Penny Cruz, Pinault is her sperm donor. They're just selling the story of their relationship for PR. Its just as fabricated as the plots of Salma's films. Celebs do not do big PDAs with paps around to catch it all in a series of intimte shots unless they specifically asked for them to be there. Its as fake as Reese and Jake. As is usual in HW, a celeb's public persona is as much a fiction as their films. Its just one big fraud.
hate to waste whats left of my energy on this twat, but seriously miley, you dumb shit, they locked you in a school bathroom. not some secret dungeon you needed to be "rescued" from, take it down a fucking notch. go die in a fire.
That loo clip made me sad.
What a waste.
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awww shut up Miss P, you're a mere tween yourself!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
I know that Miley bitch is only a tween redneck girl and I can't help but feel a little inapropriate when I say that I can't stand the little bitch...
Now that I think about it, that's why i hate going to the mall. Tweens. Fucking tweens.
*no offense to mums of tweens* ;-P
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
That toilet is a bad idea.
Milla Jovovich is still hot.
Justin Gaston is NOT.
And it should be illegal for anyone under the age of 40 to write a memoir. Miley, go eat a dick.
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Milla is hot~i loved that when she was pregnant and gained a lot of weight she didn't give a fuck, unlike the other preg. celebs, Miseralba, for example.
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Well, okay, but who among us plans to flush his hotdog?
That said, madame s, I took the liberty of submitting your stunning quote to the Caption This contest, fully credited to you of course.
It just seemed appropriate. :-)
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
my cat's so scared of toilets...and plastic bags.
LOL
madam S, LOL!!! glof balls
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Am I the only one whos kinda meh on Salma? I don't know why but I get major stuck up cunt vibes from her.
Miley, EVERYBODY at some piont was bullied or made fun you ain't nothing special.
Mila looks great.
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THAT TOILET NEEDS TO BE HOT SLUT OF THE DAY
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madam s. on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 3:54pm.
FINALLY a plumbing system suitable for the average joe that likes to sit down to a relaxing meal of 18 whole hot dogs, a few pounds of dry dog food, chess pieces, refrigerator magnets, pounds of gummy bears, and golf balls.
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My god it's like you are watching my every move.
LMAO at Haters and the toilet bats.
and no, French guys are not sexy, ewwwww (IMHO)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Jesus I wonder how big the toilet bats get in THAT fucker?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by halojones on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 3:53pm.
Michael makes the best blurbs...EVER. The pitcher of iced tea and the dateline crew almost made me fall off my chair.
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WORD.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
FINALLY a plumbing system suitable for the average joe that likes to sit down to a relaxing meal of 18 whole hot dogs, a few pounds of dry dog food, chess pieces, refrigerator magnets, pounds of gummy bears, and golf balls.
THAT TOILETTE LOOKS A HELL OF A FUCKING LOT LIKE MINE AFTER A 9 DAY VODKA AND FUCKING PAPA JOHNS BINGE.
Michael makes the best blurbs...EVER. The pitcher of iced tea and the dateline crew almost made me fall off my chair.
Now I know why there are never very many red bears in my bag of gummis.
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Please, don't clog up toilet with trashy shit like Miley - it's too good for the like of her!
Teri Hatcher is proof that you NEED some weight on you as you age. She looks like a fucking goblin.
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Douchechill!
There's something about French guys! Charming, suave, great at sex...add lots and lots of money! I'll run into his arms too! They do look happy and in love....till the divorce and huge alimony anyway!