The Powerful Saint Angie Needs A Double?
Her double might be Tonya Harding. I'd have to see her bangs to know for sure. But why does Saint Angie need a double? The double is obviously not for the movie, because Angie can do it all. The double is probably used to keep the Brangaloonies off her ass. They put a halo on the double and sprinkle some holy water over her ass. The Brangaloonies are easy to fool.
Saint Angie Jo is in DC filming that Salt movie with her double at Liev Schreiber. I hope we get an Eggs movie next year to complete the Scrambled Eggs trilogy along with Salt and Milk.
The scene they shot involved Saint Angie running around all over the place. They got her to run so much, because the director would yell "There's an orphan over there!" and she would automatically bust her ass to where he pointed. Fooled!
And while Jennifer Aniston pays ten trillion dollars to get her hair done, Angie just has to touch the top of her head while thinking of Tanya Roberts and it magically turns blonde.
Splash (Thanks AG)
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 8:04am.
Nobody should be banned for loving or even liking AJ. Sectioned maybe.
I think as JJ bans people for saying that St Ange is not the second coming we should set an example and welcome the loons in. The only thing I hate is people attacking others personally, there is no need for that, this is a snark site and it's for FUN.
Right on, Lizzie.
The reason the dlisted commenters are fantastic is that they totally aren't psycho (for the most part). This site more than any other has commenters that realize Hollywood is a freaking joke and hold nothing sacred. That's why when a JA post gets put up, everyone seems to say generally nice things but aren't afraid to rip on her a little bit. Nobody showers JA with blessings or calls her a goddess. And though everybody pretty much can't stand Angelina, nobody takes it seriously. It's just soooooo fun to rip on her.
On the other hand, the crazies over at JJ can't take a joke AT ALL. They have no idea when you're baiting them, or when you're goofing around. Everything regarding Angie is SO. SERIOUS. The way they defend her and adore her is just over-the-top and nobody realizes how psycho it actually is.
I agree, nobody on this site would ever give enough of a shit to do anything harmful to Brange. The Loons, on the other hand, would totally try to kidnap Angie if they could. And I'm truly afraid for wittle Bradders if he ever frees himself from the Saint, because I'm pretty sure the Angie fans will annihilate his ass.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:36pm.
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LoveAngelina has been found!
Post#31 and a few more
http://www.popsugar.com/2890267#comments
From what I hear, she has a quite of a following.
Nobody should be banned for loving or even liking AJ. Sectioned maybe.
I think as JJ bans people for saying that St Ange is not the second coming we should set an example and welcome the loons in. The only thing I hate is people attacking others personally, there is no need for that, this is a snark site and it's for FUN.
However, it is a matter of public record that AJ is a drug addled, anorexic moron who collects kids like shoes (does this one match?) and would fuck her dog is there were some column inches in it. This is not a opinion, it is TRUE.Good, now we've cleared that up.
On a serious (ish) note I wonder why I hate her so much and I think it's because I have a young daughter and I would like her to look to proper performers with talent who entertain and don't whore out their private lives as people to admire (my heroes growing up were Kate Bush, Freddie Mercury and David Bowie all of whom were a bit nuts but talented and glamourous) I feel like this is a world where a self serving nut job is seen as a saint and the likes of- say- Lauren Bacall, or any other talented woman who is clear about who she is and does not believe her own publicity is seen a dull. It is not a good thing that we know all about this daft bitch, it is a horseman of the apocolypse.
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
I just saw the same "MEEEEEEEEEEE" --ness in both of those posters. Every fucking topic turned into THEM, and their drama, and their stupid fights. My english isn't good enough to really remember stylistic issues in posters, so what you've all said makes sense.
For the record, I never thought LA should have been banned, but given that many posters wouldn't post because of her, I changed my mind about that some.
That Pip/dot was a fucking nutjob, and it scared the shit out of me.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by LB on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:43am.
what's this grand equivocation with those of us whom dismiss brangelina- wanker-anorexic with becoming an assassins? what with all her knives, smirks, snarks, big white bodyguards that beat up little indians, kungfu,vaginal powers, maddox and security detail, we are too in awe. or actually we are too lazy. yes, it will be left to the brangeloonies.
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you spelled cunt wrong.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:39am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:22am.
Just be glad the only Kanyeloonie IS Kanye. Even his mom hates him.
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LOL. I bet Kanye masturbates to his own music. And he only masturbates for there is no greater lover than himself.
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I bet he taught Diddy how to masturbate for 36 hours straight.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
what's this grand equivocation with those of us whom dismiss brangelina- wanker-anorexic with becoming an assassins? what with all her knives, smirks, snarks, big white bodyguards that beat up little indians, kungfu,vaginal powers, maddox and security detail, we are too in awe. or actually we are too lazy. yes, it will be left to the brangeloonies.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:22am.
Just be glad the only Kanyeloonie IS Kanye. Even his mom hates him.
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LOL. I bet Kanye masturbates to his own music. And he only masturbates for there is no greater lover than himself.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:22am.
Just be glad the only Kanyeloonie IS Kanye. Even his mom hates him.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:10am.
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I remember one time (out of the only two I've ever visited that lame-ass site) reading in JJ that "they were worried because of the haters" and that "someone should tell them (Brangelina) them to be careful because the cops never listen" or something to that effect. If that fan behaviour is not creepy, then I don't know what is. I totally imagine Cliniqua (or any of those loons for that matter) battling hordes of fellow fantards screaming "THEY WON'T LET YOU BE GREAT, SAVE YOURSELVES, LET ME SAVE YOU!!!1!"... And then being pepper sprayed...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Nite Nite NaNoop
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Later all whores and he-skanks. Gonna give my crazy kiddies a bath and call it a night. Skeletina needs to eat my leftover In N Out double/single & fries, she looks like a praying mantis.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:10am.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:03am.
And sorry to hear about McDooks, I know all too well how you feel.
On Topic: Angie's next flick should be a biography of the world's greatest competitive eater. Just as believable as her as a spy.
Yeah, she can tell us all about what it's like being in the trenches of the Nathan's Hot Dog competition.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by angelinafan1 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:49pm.
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Tell that to John Lennon. I think you should know that the die-hard fans are always the ones who movie/music star fear the most. Not the "haters". Who are the ones who sleep in tents waiting for them to smile upon them? Who are the ones that swarm around their cars and are able to kick and punch in order to get an autograph? The fan or the hater? Hmmm... Anyway, the "love" of the raging fans escalates into "adoration" and makes it difficult for said celebrity to meet those high expectations. When that happens, the craziness unleashes from the recesses of the disturbed mind. But you ask about the haters, right? A hater (a dlisted hater at that) wouldn't even stand up if they were around. On the other hand, if the hater is proactive, said hater would try to take an embarrassing picture to show it on DL on the next day. And that would be pretty much it.
Right the fuck on! Especially the part about the humiliating picture!
Please, it is the lunatic fans who hurt their fantasy loves, not the shit talkers.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:03am.
And sorry to hear about McDooks, I know all too well how you feel.
On Topic: Angie's next flick should be a biography of the world's greatest competitive eater. Just as believable as her as a spy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angelinafan1 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:49pm.
You guys are the lunatics. It is this type of environment that breeds death threats and assassinations. The mob mentality. While one person will go over to JJ and laugh at the blind idoltry (funny crazy)on that site, that same person will go over to dlisted and shudder at the ubiquitous vitriol that pops up everytime Angelina does (scary crazy). It doesn't matter how much you hate her. She's living the good life. She's got her family, her career success and her looks. All you have is your hatred and emptiness.
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Tell that to John Lennon. I think you should know that the die-hard fans are always the ones who movie/music star fear the most. Not the "haters". Who are the ones who sleep in tents waiting for them to smile upon them? Who are the ones that swarm around their cars and are able to kick and punch in order to get an autograph? The fan or the hater? Hmmm... Anyway, the "love" of the raging fans escalates into "adoration" and makes it difficult for said celebrity to meet those high expectations. When that happens, the craziness unleashes from the recesses of the disturbed mind. But you ask about the haters, right? A hater (a dlisted hater at that) wouldn't even stand up if they were around. On the other hand, if the hater is proactive, said hater would try to take an embarrassing picture to show it on DL on the next day. And that would be pretty much it.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by angelinafan1 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:49pm.
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AND ALL OF YOU ARE JELLY H8RS...
Sorry, I couldn't resist...
Meh, I don't see what the big fuckin' deal is with this whore. It's like either you have to love her or hate her... you can't be neutral or just not give a fat fucking shit, and that goes for Angelina AND her fucking batshit crazy fantards...OR her JELLY H8RS! So you love her, hate her, don't give a shit about her...Why would any of that get your ass banned from a freaking gossip site? I don't get it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:00am.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:54pm.
Welcome back! wish I'd known it was you earlier
Thanks, TV XOXOXOXO
It really hit me hard when I lost my McDooks. I didn't have it in me to snark for a while. But you whores and he-skanks brought me back for more- I couldn't leave fo'evah!
Say, TV- I think *YOU* summed up LA the BEST when you said something about her everyonce in a while seeming lucid and intelligent but then the crazy started to fight with the stupid for which one was gonna take over, or something I just about pee'd my pants it was frickin' classic.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Oh my, someone bought a Thesaurus. And mastered spell check.
On Topic: Skeletina is a hwore.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:54pm.
Welcome back! wish I'd known it was you earlier
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:43pm.
hahaha. Brave Tiger. LA was kind of a stalking horse: everyone enjoyed beating on her. Now, she hit back almost as much. I always thought she brought some inneresting single-minded nuttiness to DL. When she got out of hand, as she often did, I skipped over her posts.
Pip is NOT LA. Pip is a real person with trouble in her life.
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Me, too when LA went off the rails I would just skip on over her rants. Pip was funny as shit sometimes, though. Remember that video rant she did at one of the other posters- Sheeps is right, she got issues.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:51pm.
Yeah Pip is not LA. I agree on the writing styles too....very hard to change for any length of time.
I'm never in favor of banning anyone except for spammers.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:36pm.
not to play conspiracy theory, but what's to say pip/whatever that psycho is now called, wasn't also LA/HA? Both seemed hellbent on causing havoc, drama, and annoying the fuck out of people.
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I dunno, but I guess I didn't see the worst of LA, cuz all I ever saw was her defending Angelina in a loonie way, but I never understood why that crazy ass ho got banned?
Maybe I missed it, but, fuck, if we can sit here and trash AJ as much as we want, and call "loons" all kinds of names for defending that whore, why the fuck do they (loons) get banned and the rest of us trash talkin' whores don't? And don't say it's name calling cuz that crazy bitch took just as much if not more than she dished out.
If she's back, then good.
Wow, I remember pipcheerios. That was quite a while back. It was right at the time I lost my beloved McDooks (had to stop posting under that name, it was too sad for me). I didn't have it in me to care about all this frivolous shit for a spell and when I came back there was all this crazy stuff with Rose/Pip (if I'm remembering the names right). What WAS that all about?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:43pm.
hahaha. Brave Tiger. LA was kind of a stalking horse: everyone enjoyed beating on her. Now, she hit back almost as much. I always thought she brought some inneresting single-minded nuttiness to DL. When she got out of hand, as she often did, I skipped over her posts.
Pip is NOT LA. Pip is a real person with trouble in her life.
You guys don't own this site. You know what's worse than some Brangeloonie wetting their pants when they see the Brange? Haters logining in everyday to curse, lambast and proclaim their hatred for Angelina everytime her name appears in the press. You guys are the lunatics. It is this type of environment that breeds death threats and assassinations. The mob mentality. While one person will go over to JJ and laugh at the blind idoltry (funny crazy)on that site, that same person will go over to dlisted and shudder at the ubiquitous vitriol that pops up everytime Angelina does (scary crazy). It doesn't matter how much you hate her. She's living the good life. She's got her family, her career success and her looks. All you have is your hatred and emptiness.
Its never too late to change.
That woman needs to gain 30lbs. she'd look less hard, and a lot softer and younger.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:48pm.
I am a big fan of syntax as a fingerprint. LA had a real writing style, with the same misspellings, punctuation errors, etc. You can't disguise that successfully any more than you can disguise your voice or handwriting well.
I have 5 other reasons from reading the recent posts but I need to get back to my margie.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:36pm.
not to play conspiracy theory, but what's to say pip/whatever that psycho is now called, wasn't also LA/HA? Both seemed hellbent on causing havoc, drama, and annoying the fuck out of people.
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I dunno, but I guess I didn't see the worst of LA, cuz all I ever saw was her defending Angelina in a loonie way, but I never understood why that crazy ass ho got banned?
Maybe I missed it, but, fuck, if we can sit here and trash AJ as much as we want, and call "loons" all kinds of names for defending that whore, why the fuck do they (loons) get banned and the rest of us trash talkin' whores don't? And don't say it's name calling cuz that crazy bitch took just as much if not more than she dished out.
If she's back, then good.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
not to play conspiracy theory, but what's to say pip/whatever that psycho is now called, wasn't also LA/HA? Both seemed hellbent on causing havoc, drama, and annoying the fuck out of people.
Is there any other way to banish someone other than repeateded banings of IP's? Its insanity to me that people won't take the fucking hint and just fucking leave.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:39pm.
Silly MK those are screen grabs from one of her previous movies.
Oh, what’s that you say… this IS a new movie, well fuck me with a hot comb, you’re right! Meh, let me know when she does the Lifetime version of Octopussylina’s craziness.
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Perfect!! Yet again another version of HERSELF
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by KidL on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by angelinafan1 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:54pm.
Talent-free?? Ha. The professionals beg to differ. What would a nobody like you know about talent anyway? Angelina has won:
No way this is LA. None.
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I dunno. . .It sounds like her fucked up rantings.
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But so far, profanity free...hmmmmmmm? Still think it could be her, as she knew exactly who LA was.
A girl at my gym saw her. She said she was frightening skinny. Very pretty, but surprisingly short. If I had known Liev Schrieber was in this, I would have thrown my yoga mat down and hauled ass to D Street.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by angelinafan1 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:54pm.
Talent-free?? Ha. The professionals beg to differ. What would a nobody like you know about talent anyway? Angelina has won:
No way this is LA. None.
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I dunno. . .It sounds like her fucked up rantings.
To be fair, I cannot lie, I do think Angelina is very attractive...Is she the most beautiful woman ever? Of course not...As for her talents, I think I can honestly say acting is not among them, she is a one trick pony...Award winners are selected by more than just their performance in the film, everyone knows that. There are politics involved that we dont know about, Hollywood is crooked as all hell.
Angie has just had a very good run of publicity over the years, she is constantly in everyones face thus giving the illusion of talent & success.
I would be interested in seeing her successfully pull off a character who was weak, cowardly, someone not "cool" or strong or brave or beautiful or in charge.
WOW! THis is sooo exciting! I finally found a site that realizes that Angelina is GROSS--inside and out. I get tired of hearing how wonderful and beautiful she is. I was on Just Jared and actually got creeped out by her fans.
Oy! What gives here? angelinafan1 told us hateful bitches that she was not leaving so we had to deal with it!?!?
Hm. Like Holie Jolies promises to be a mother to her purchased posse, she must have just been blowin heroine smoke up our collective asses.
Bad angiefan! Bad!
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. ~Mitch Hedberg
Is Angie making boney shadow puppets in the first pic? What's with the hands?
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HAHAHAHA! Angelina as the sexy mysterious action spy. That's funny, who hired her for this role? Have they got a good look at her recently. Heck Aniston could pull off that role better than her now. She's an over exposed, matronly looking hag who shockingly can still stand without having her lollipop head topple over her insect body.
Submitted by angelinafan1 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:54pm.
Talent-free?? Ha. The professionals beg to differ. What would a nobody like you know about talent anyway? Angelina has won:
No way this is LA. None.
DON'T TELL ME i MISSED LOVE ANGELINA?? TELL ME I DIDN'T!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:41pm.
K2 - what was her character in "Kung Fu Panda"?
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Jolie played the Tigress in Kung Fu Panda, this is her character:
Tigress is an orphan, raised in her early youth at the Bao Gu Orphanage. During her time there, she was feared greatly by the other children and potential parents due to her immense strength, short temper, and her generally intimidating appearence. Despite trying to fit in, her life there for the most part was spent in an isolated cell locked away for the safety of the other children, a situation which gradually caused her to perceive herself as the monster everyone else did.
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Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Told you she only plays characters she can relate to (LMFAO). Although she's not an orphan - she did adopt alot of them - and she has always been somewhat of an outcast.
YAY! LA is back!!
*grabs popcorn, sits back & gets ready for the games to begin*
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I am AMAZING!!!
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I like Angelina, or at least I did back in the 90's. Foxfire was like, my favorite movie ever when I was a wee me. Actually, I think it was more of a Joyce Carol Oates thing, but I still liked AJ at the time. *hides*
Angelina is a beauty inside and out, thanks for the pictures.
what in holy flying hell makes anyone believe that woman is 33? she looks 45 minimum. sweet jesus christ.
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Gah! I just thought of something even worse: The return of HALA is Pip/Dot/Period/Square/whatever other idiotic name she came up with's wet dream. We'll all be so busy with HALA, Pip can start to weave her evil webs again.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
It write a lot like LA. Hmmmm....
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She looks like Hilary Duff.
She'll be the only one to be air brushed to look bigger.
Submitted by The Audrey on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:11pm.
OMG. I would give my right boob to see Love Angelina back in action. It's like the Britters sagas of yore. Pure drama, and I LURVE it.
Now THAT was some crazy shit- always trying to guilt trip us for being assholes and then going apeshit malignant psycho herself! It's always funny when someone blows their own mask off like that.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”