Tati The Terrible Has Returned
It's funny that when they announced that Tatiana Del Terrible would compete during the wild card round on American Idol tonight, I had trouble remembering who she exactly was. I forgot she existed! But when she burst into fake tears that Bachelor Jason would be proud of, it all came back to me! It's like Gaycrest opened the chest of bad memories and out came Tati, along with the horrific memory of when I went caca in my shorty shorts in the first grade. Both Tati and that memory came skipping back into my life last night. The horror!
The last time Tati was on the show, she was so demure and acted like she had just snorted a line of No-Doze backstage. But last night she brought the faggotry back. This hag made a spectacle of herself. You just wanted to throw a bagel at her. Tati went on like she won a damn Oscar! I'm surprised she didn't thank Loki.
Tati is pretty much in the Top 12, isn't she? Every reality shit show needs a resident Loony McLoonester and Tati perfectly fills that position. The ratings need her. They are screaming her name the producers know this. Her presence also gives Paula a reason to double up on her "doll friends." Paula embraces a reason to take more Vicodin.
As for the other two wild card spots, I'm going to say Bratz Doll Jasmine and Anoop will join the final whores. Also last night, Lil Rounds, Scott MacIntyre and Jorge moved on to the finals. And this just confirms that this might be the worst season of American Idol EVER. I said this last season and I'll probably say it next season, but for right now, I mean it!
Couldn't the producers have found a litter of fluffy, adorable kittens for us to watch 4-hours a week. Every week, we could have voted out the one with the weakest meow. Or the one whose purr is off-pitch. Or something!
That being said, I will miserably sit and watch this entire fucking season. And so will you!
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I haven't seen Idol since Kelly Clarkson won. Was that the first season?
was Jordin the last winner? they are all starting to blur together for me!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Cannot even watch this shit anymore.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Hekki on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:01am
Agree 100%
I just cannot seem to wrap my mind around this show...
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She'd try anything once 'cause anything goes. It never comes easy when you're diggin for gold.
@KD
The judges picked them. What really sucks is they said they (judges) made a last minute decision as the show was airing. I wonder who got kicked to the curb.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Mopa: Interesting...I think you are right re the asthma, booo hisss! If they can have a blind guy they can't be healthist like that! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
That being said, I will miserably sit and watch this entire fucking season. And so will you!
No, I won't
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
WHY is this shit show still on the air and WHY do people watch it?!
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I am AMAZING!!!
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Oh and, how can we not mention, WTF was that dress she had on?
Hekki: It hasn't been about talent for a long time. I can't believe I'm watching again. I quit that bitch halfway thru the Carrie Underwod year. But, dammit, they had auditions in Louisville this summer, so I wanted to see those, & then I just kept watching. Apparently I canNOT quit whenever I want!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
So are the "wild cards" from the producers? They need somebody to cause a little controversy. maybe she is this season's Sanjaya.
Tati may be full of the crazies, but the drama queen can sing.
I might even vote for her.
*hangs head in shame*
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
I don't watch this crap, but from what I gather, it's not about talent anymore. It's about drama and theatrics.
Feh.
I knew Ju'Not wasn't going to make it after another problem with his asthma, two days in a row. This time, it was a full blown attack apparently and he had to leave rehearsal. The previous night, he had to get a cortisone shot to help him sing.
It's too bad, but AI isn't going to chance it.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:56am.
I can't watch this crap, even * I * have limits. That ain't sayin' a whole lot.
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Me too NaNoop! My standards have gotten pretty low lately with tv, but I just cannot watch this hot mess of a show, and I watch The Bad Girls Club!
Sowy Snowy, I know you loves you AI!
FINALLY! Thank you, MK! The thing that sucks about Tati is that she's not a horrible singer. It's just all the bullshit that comes along with her. My favorite 09 AI moment to date was when she & Robert Gokey Jr. were waiting to find out how advanced & she kept grabbing at him & he kept his hands firmly planted behind his back.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I've been a huge fan of this show since the beginning. What a mess this show is this year. There isn't one contestant that really stands out. Maybe Danny Gokey, but AI really overdid the fact that his wife died. I have sympathy for the guy, but c'mon. Apparently he belongs to some televangelist-type church too. Adam is way too theatrical and this Tatiana is too crazy. They put her in the wildcard round for ratings, period. The contestants are very bland this year and almost all of them picked horrible songs to sing. I like Ju'not this week, but the poor guy has bad asthma and AI isn't going to chance him with his medical emergencies every week.
lovemyboy seriously! I wish we could start a revolution! VIVA JU'NOT
I donwloaded his Hey There Delilah on Itunes and have been listening to it all morning, Fuck those judges, I only forgave them for Anoop.
I want and Adam Anoop top two, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Ju'Not totally should have made it, and if not by the voting the judges should have added him to wild card.
It's not about talent, it's about ratings. Boo!
I can't watch this crap, even * I * have limits. That ain't sayin' a whole lot.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I screamed at the tv. Why Tatiana and not mah boy Ju'not?????????? BOOOO HISSS FUCKING AI!
Anoooop Dawg in the house!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related