Tati The Terrible Has Returned
It's funny that when they announced that Tatiana Del Terrible would compete during the wild card round on American Idol tonight, I had trouble remembering who she exactly was. I forgot she existed! But when she burst into fake tears that Bachelor Jason would be proud of, it all came back to me! It's like Gaycrest opened the chest of bad memories and out came Tati, along with the horrific memory of when I went caca in my shorty shorts in the first grade. Both Tati and that memory came skipping back into my life last night. The horror!
The last time Tati was on the show, she was so demure and acted like she had just snorted a line of No-Doze backstage. But last night she brought the faggotry back. This hag made a spectacle of herself. You just wanted to throw a bagel at her. Tati went on like she won a damn Oscar! I'm surprised she didn't thank Loki.
Tati is pretty much in the Top 12, isn't she? Every reality shit show needs a resident Loony McLoonester and Tati perfectly fills that position. The ratings need her. They are screaming her name the producers know this. Her presence also gives Paula a reason to double up on her "doll friends." Paula embraces a reason to take more Vicodin.
As for the other two wild card spots, I'm going to say Bratz Doll Jasmine and Anoop will join the final whores. Also last night, Lil Rounds, Scott MacIntyre and Jorge moved on to the finals. And this just confirms that this might be the worst season of American Idol EVER. I said this last season and I'll probably say it next season, but for right now, I mean it!
Couldn't the producers have found a litter of fluffy, adorable kittens for us to watch 4-hours a week. Every week, we could have voted out the one with the weakest meow. Or the one whose purr is off-pitch. Or something!
That being said, I will miserably sit and watch this entire fucking season. And so will you!
Shame she's so nuts because the girl can really sing. She fucked it up, not once, but twice. What an idiot. I guess she will be on a Celebreality show in a year or so.
I loved when Tati got on her knees. You know she wanted to give a BJ to Ryan Seabeast. Too bad he's gay & he wouldn't cum in her mouth no matter how much she cried.
The gay musical theatre emo is going to win it...this whole season is going to be a waste of time.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It really really really bugs me that the diagonal stripes on her dress don't line up. It appears to be that way all the way down the front. It's not difficult to line up diagonal stripes - so this tells me her dress is a cheaply made piece of crap. Why she chose to wear it on national television is mind boggling to me.
>seamstress rant over<
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:25am.
the visually impaired guy totally got in on sympathy. blah, I don't like his wimpy, mop top ass at all, and no offense but I HATE that Mandolin Rain song too.
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YES!!! My thoughts exactly...I despise that song!!He doesnt even have any stage presence or charisma or anything! Plus, I would have actually rather seen Ju'not make it before Jorge too. Jorge has evil soul eating eyes than scare the shit out of me & I cannot stand singing with an accent ala Skeletor. Another one that freaks me out is Jasmine, they go on about how she is marketable, but in my eyes she is just frightening. Since when is a walking, singing guppy fish person marketable?
Ugh. The only good thing about Twatiana is that she won't be there for long. She simply caves under the pressure. If she makes it through this wild card round, she'll be one of the first to be sent packing.
The world already has Stevie Wonder. No room for two blindys ..
heeeyyy i like tati!!
This is the MOST Boooooring American Idol ever. A real snooze fest. I can't remember any of them - only caricatures like token Indian boy, disable guy, Annoying drama plumpcess. I can't believe they let Tati thru, ever to torture her or us - she's just plain annoying.
I love tatiana del toro.
Shes perfect for this show.
Shes dramatic and sings well.
I finally figured out how to get back at my co-worker who's the biggest f-in' narc around - buy a small recording device, record her stupid ass cry/laugh, stick it under his computer, set a timer and BOOM CITY, it plays her annoying ass shit every 10 seconds.... BRILLIANT.
Yeah, that didn't make sense and I'm not going to change it either. IT, however, did sound better in my head.
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i can't stand this annoying Chihuahua. I thought their picks last nite were poor choices. I really wanted Ju'not in. I don't think I will be watching anymoe.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Ugh. I will not watch one minute of this shit show. I never have.
What a shock they brought this looney tune back for the wild card. I hope they have the sense enough not to put her into the final 12. According to Seacrap the ratings are through the roof every time.
I can't watch this mess tonight. I have to go to my second second job. So I guess that would be my third job!
Stoney I'll forgive you for your Gosslin comments ;P LOL and answer to the best of my ability. They announced the wildcards last night. So tonight they all perform and either America votes or the judges do....shit, see I really knew nothing, lol
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They chose 8 people who will perform tonight. This season is going to be the shittiest by far. A complete shit sandwich. I think I sound better than most of the top 12 while pushing out a doody bubble. I will tune in to laugh at all of them however.
I had to watch the game last night, so would someone please tell me what's going to be going on tonight? Are they picking all the wild cards?
Those are some serious thighs.
I'm pissed they didn't pick the real star of the season, Normund Gentle.
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The judges will pick three tonight to go to the top 12 after they all sing, supposedly.
I really think AI was thinking it up as they went along.
I hope that chittering chupacabra chokes. Her crazy laugh works my only nerve.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
maDalice it's on tonight but I'm not sure if we vote or the judges pick. Anyone? Beuller?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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So, are they performing tonight? Does the audience vote? I am SO CONFUSED.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:30am.
I will be around. Have fun!
@Devil: Going to the store, I'll be back...
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:30am.
Morning Leash!
FUCK THAT SHIT IM USUALLY PASSED OUT BY THE FUCKING TIME THAT MOTHERFUCKING STUPID SWAMP SLIMMING SLITHERY FUCKING CRAWLING UP US 19 STUPID FUCKING SHIT COMES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT FUCKING TUBES. JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ROAST BEEF AND A STUPID FUCKING BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND THAT DUMBASS .22
@Devilgirl: Good morning... Fiddling around with my twatter.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:27am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:24am.
Hi Grape. I will give you a call later. Was on the phone with mom when you called. : )
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Sounds good. U betta get those mama calls, or she might do an unannounced visit! haha
Everybody knew Nathaniel Marshall had to go, but he touched my black heart for the side-eye he gave to Tatiana during one of her bouts of hysterics early on.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:24am.
Hi Grape. I will give you a call later. Was on the phone with mom when you called. : )
LOL drama: I thought about adding a disclaimer for ya!
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:19am.
I mean look at her dress! talk about a drama queen!
Hey! I resemble that remark!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
the visually impaired guy totally got in on sympathy. blah, I don't like his wimpy, mop top ass at all, and no offense but I HATE that Mandolin Rain song too.
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............
I hate this cunt and WTF was she WEARING????
And with that outburst, I will watch.
But I am living to see Hyena Hannah Cuntana NOT make it.
Ratings people, it's all about ratings.
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I am with Devilgirl on this one! The last time I watched this ridiculous show, Kelly Clarkson won. Why is this show still on the air?
To each his own!
I hate her and half of the eight chosen to compete in the wild card show tonight suck. I'm ticked that Nathaniel got the boot. He was such a sweetie. I hope everything works out for him and his grandma.
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:15am.
I agree. He really isn't a very good singer. I think alot of it is sympathy. I actually love the song Mandolin Rain and thought he could do a good job singing it, it isn't a really hard song to sing. But, he didn't sing it very well. I know I will get a bit of flack for this, but I was actually surprised that he isn't a very good singer. Blind singers are usually very, very good. He doesn't happen to be one of them.
Hey, at least there aren't many (just one wildcard contender) country singers. I'm thrilled, along with Simon Cowell. He doesn't like country songs either.
I mean look at her dress! talk about a drama queen!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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Yeah, the blind guy totally made it through just because he's blind! Kinda lame. I was hoping for Ju'not or maybe even Felicia.
I was not surprised they brought Tatiana back. She is total drama and good TV, and it doesn't mean they actually have to pick her as a wild card (I hope they don't. She can sing, but she is crazy and annoying as fuck. I can't see America voting for her considering they didn't the first time around and it's not like she'll really change). I just know they better pick Anoop as a wild card or I will kill those hos!
@KD
So true. It probably looked like this:
"We need drama. Call Tati back or nobody's getting paid."
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You know MK I was finally settling down over bachelor jason and they bring tatiana back, It's like chalk on a chalkboard. And look like tatiana was showing her tata's off. I can only hope they don't vote her in but they probably will for rating's. She actually sings good but she has to be the biggest drama queen I have seen. lol
KD DUH I forgot all about the two damn Davids, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:13am.
Yep, Kelly was the first season winner.
I was shocked that she crept back in. But she can sing. I think the blind guy should *not* have gone forward; this was the sympathy vote, no? He can sing, sure, but not the very, very best. I would have preferred Ju'not or that girl who didn't make it to the top 36 and was then asked back. There were several in Tues. show who should've gone on. But I do like Jorge. Yet, he doesn't have the *look* of someone who'll climb to the top.
Yes, a litter of little kitties or pooches would've been better maybe.
Snowy- Mornin'! I think the last winner was David Cook.. And I didn't even watch it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:13am.
No, that was two seasons ago. David Cook was the last winner.
Submitted by Am on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:10am.
@KD
The judges picked them. What really sucks is they said they (judges) made a last minute decision as the show was airing.
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Yes, but you don't know if that is what is really happening. The last minute decision could have been a "note" passed to them by the producers.