They Paid Too Much
Having the hair of an Afghan Hound isn't cheap. The Daily Mail says that during a recent press tour for that dead dog movie in Europe, Jennifer Aniston (or Fox) paid a total of £40,000 to keep her mop looking like this.
Jenny insisted that her hair bitch, Chris McMillan, come with her to England, so he was flown first-class from Los Angeles. Chris was put up in the finest hotels for the entire week and charged nearly £1,500 a day just to tossle her hair a bit. It's not known whether Fox or Jenny paid the £40,000 total.
Please, Jenny didn't take one penny out of her pocket to pay for that mess. Fox paid for that shit, but Jenny is a dumb whore. She should have told Fox just to give her the cash and then used it to buy one of OctoMommy's babehs! Since St. Angie is reportedly "creeped out" by OctoCrazy, that would have made her bite her roidy lips off in anger.
Seriously, if it takes that much coin to make her hair look like that, bitch is being overcharged. And IN THIS ECONOMY!
She can do that mess herself in one hot second. All she has to do is wake up, have her usual morning cry, wipe her lonely tears off with her hair and VOILA! There you fucking go.
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Wow, and all along I thought she used a weed wacker to achieve that look.
She pays to get her hair like that? What a mess. She becomes less attractive all the time.
I don't belive this crap, but even if it is true so fucking what this her money. Also for thoese who always feel the need to bring up whoregelina when it comes to post about Jen, find out how much it cost for just on hour on a private jet.
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Wow, what a gigantic cunt. Really.
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1500 per day? That is how many USD? Absolutely disgusting.
I guess Aniston is proof that people will pay ridiculous sums of money to "polish a turd" (lmao.. love santino)
Her hair is really not that great..I see better cuts on MySpace.
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what a fuck face....with all the people in the world having such a difficult time getting by...and she behaves/lives like this...and out loud... she sucks ass... she needs to donate that shit to locks of love and shave her head and say i'm sorry to all the people in this country that cant buy groceries right now. BITCH
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Are you fucking kidding me? Then according to your rationale, you should get your lazy ass from the computer and give your hair products, your clothes and anything remotely nice to the poor just because there are people suffering in other countries? Why don't you try making more money so you can hire lots of people to do your hair, nails, etc? Those people could use the money to pay the rent, you know? God, I can't stand Angelina or Jennifer but you are an idiot. No wonder we are fucked.
then the PA's made 400 bucks a week.
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what a fuck face.... with all the people in the world having such a difficult time getting by...and she behaves/lives like this...and out loud... she sucks ass... she needs to donate that shit to locks of love and shave her head and say i'm sorry to all the people in this country that cant buy groceries right now. BITCH
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:51pm.
Yes indeed. But, it does not apply to people I hate. Thus if St Ange spends £10 on her Mrs Addams weave it is taking money out of the mouths of babes. If Eddie Izzard spends £10,000 on someone to paint his nails that is fine. Although I would do it for free.
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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:28pm.
Jen only gets to number one because her movies appear to brain-dead housewives who can't handle anything beyond their mundane suburban lives.
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You do sound like quite the asshole.
Love how these fucktards need to generalize Jen's fan base as housewives who live in the suburbs. Then I guess we should presume that anyone who isn't a Jen fan is an incestuous bi-sexual cutter with no morals who loves to f*ck married and unavailable men!!?
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Hahaha! Good point KD and funny too!
Jen only gets to number one because her movies appear to brain-dead housewives who can't handle anything beyond their mundane suburban lives.
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You do sound like quite the asshole.
Love how these fucktards need to generalize Jen's fan base as housewives who live in the suburbs. Then I guess we should presume that anyone who isn't a Jen fan is an incestuous bi-sexual cutter with no morals who loves to f*ck married and unavailable men!!?
She really does look like an afghan hound in this picture, MK always draws great comparisons.
BTW, it's no surprise that Marley and Me / SJNTIY opened at #1, they were bestselling novels made into movies. They would have opened at #1 with or without JA's b-list acting skills
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No Words on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:58pm
Jurl, you ain't alone.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:51pm.
At least you are honest about your moral relativity. Angie wouldn't put a ten-pound weave on even her pet, would she?
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No Words on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:58pm
Jurl, you ain't alone.
♥ attack.
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Ziggy Stardust said...
'Jen can't be talentless: she has had number one movies!'
That's a non sequitur, sweetheart.
Jen only gets to number one because her movies appear to brain-dead housewives who can't handle anything beyond their mundane suburban lives.
Bland films for bland people.
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No, SWEETHEART...Jen has number one movies WITHOUT acting ability, why the hell does she need acting lessons?
Everybody on D thinks you're hot shit, Ziggy; I don't.
Star Quality my foot. She just acts the same role as per Friends over and over again - Oh Gee Shucks, Ain't I Cute and Sweet? Don't You Just Adore me, the Good Girl Next Door? - In reel and real life!!! MK, please don't insult the Afgan Hound - they have better hair and shorter chins! I hate her acting cute and innocent - bloody hell, she's already 40 years old! Grow up!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:35pm.
Can I take that as tentative support for my lameass economic theory?
Yes indeed. But, it does not apply to people I hate. Thus if St Ange spends £10 on her Mrs Addams weave it is taking money out of the mouths of babes. If Eddie Izzard spends £10,000 on someone to paint his nails that is fine. Although I would do it for free.
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
Aw I like her mop. It's shiny. It's not worth THAT much though. I bet her hairdresser is whispering, "SUCKERRRRR!"
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Two Drink Min on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:32pm.
Ziggy - a lot of people are type casted. Whether it be a rom com-er or some pouty gun toting vixen. It happens all the times.
- Don't forget the fake vampire accents.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:35pm.
Can I take that as tentative support for my lameass economic theory?
On another note, is it news over there what gifts Brown and Obama gave each other this week? In brief, Brown brought Obama three lovely, historically meaningful gifts for the White House. Obama supposedly gave Brown a gift set of 25 DVDs of classic Hollywood movies. You're welcome!
Everything in Hollyweird costs more than it should. With two hit movies she can afford it and looks good.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:00pm.
It's extravagant but not really wasteful
I don't know Sheeps- you could get a poor baby for that. That's the gift that keeps on giving- photo ops and so on. Pays for itself in the long run.
Anyhoo, hair. I have, like Miss A, thick, very curly hair and once a month I pay £100 for colour, cut and lovely swishy blow dry. This is prolly about the same percentage of my income as this is of hers and I think it's worth it. If I had money I would be in that hairdressers every day of the week. Who would in turn spend her money on something that might keep someone in a job. And so forth...
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
Ziggy - a lot of people are type casted. Whether it be a rom com-er or some pouty gun toting vixen. It happens all the times.
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:18pm.
'Jen can't be talentless: she has had number one movies!'
That's a non sequitur, sweetheart.
Jen only gets to number one because her movies appear to brain-dead housewives who can't handle anything beyond their mundane suburban lives.
Bland films for bland people.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:49pm.
She should take the money and get some acting lessons instead.
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I know! Since she had back to back number one movies this last six months!
Whatever. *eye roll*
i love the excessive number of posts on anything Jen or Angie! i love the arguments over chin size! i love imagining the Chrissy Crocker tears spilling out of whack job commenters fervently googling for blog posts in which to defend their (imaginary) friend (hi JJ posters)!
Submitted by wildflower509 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:29pm.
good point dude. or dudette, as the case may be.
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:24pm.
Hi Zappy! : )
She should just buy a Flobee and let a blind person cut her hair.
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It's extravagant but not really wasteful. BA or someone got paid for his First Class seat. Some fancy hotel got paid for his stay and meals. He himself was paid, with money he'll spend on something else.
How does she get to keep making movies!? She's just awful.
She has no talent, a honkin' nose and she's a douchebag!
I hate her and I wish she would die, in a horrible tire fire!
Fuck her!
Shell out piles of cash for great hair OR shell out piles of cash for accessories in the form of children to play Mommy Cunt Face for publicity....hmmmmmm....hair, man stealing Skittle wrangler....ummmmmm.....
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:32pm.
Zappy
I could tell you some unreal stories about how much money immigrants are "entitled" to once they get here. FYI - it will blow your mind! Christ, they teach classes in Haiti on how to get money out of the American government once they get here.
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I'm sure you could and don't doubt it for a minute.
We were waiting in a doctors office and my husband was listening to one gal tell someone on the phone OUT LOUD how to get more money each month from the government. All they had to do was cry the blues about their ailing parents and they would send him another 300 bucks.
This pisses me off supremely in light of the fact that I couldn't get unemployment some years back.
Some people exert much negative energy to steal more money, I on the otherhand decided it was more beneficial emotionally to get a job.
I have naturally crazy curly hair and i never straighten because i'd like a full head of hair after the age of 50, but i do invest a nice chunk of change on keeping it healthy and shiny. I know the economy is bad and all but its the little bit than i can do for myself.. in other words, i really dont give a fuck.
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I think she looks great! I wish my hair looked that boring.
Zappy
I could tell you some unreal stories about how much money immigrants are "entitled" to once they get here. FYI - it will blow your mind! Christ, they teach classes in Haiti on how to get money out of the American government once they get here.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
*crickets*
YES EVERYONE, I AM A SELFISH, CRASS PERSON!
How much do you do to better the world?
HaHaHa, this just proves my point...Jennifer Aniston has such pure magnatism that one can't ignore her. Love Her or Hate Her EVERYONE feels compelled to comment on her. It's called Star Quality. What ever she has, everyone either wants "it" loves "it" hates "it" or has to comment on "it"....and....IT sells! Rock on Jen!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:20pm.
If she can afford it, who cares? I think her hair looks great.
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Yeah, it's not like she has to pay for diapers and formula for her 25.236 purchases, I mean, babies. On the other hand she's never falsely claimed to give one third of her income to charity. She keeps it real y'all.
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I call Bullshit on this story. The Daily Mail...pffft! That kind of rag is for people who think TV News is too complicated.
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I agree with you devilg. And Charles Manson is no fool either. He's a smart man behind his comments.
This so called borrowed money, I wonder how it's going to be paid off other than higher taxes for the middle class. Why should people who make $250 grand or more be taxed more than others? That to me, is no incentive to work, ever. If I have to give my hard earned money to someone who is a slug? Why should I work at all?
It's not selfish to take care of OUR own in this country first but not at the expense of every hardworking taxpayer who expects to get their pensions and medicare when they are entitled to it. Not every country comes to our aid. Many countries hate Americans. Diplomacy doesn't change that. Not when you deal with fundamentalist terrorists who are raised to hate from the beginning.
What I worry about is the fact that people in this country will not be able to retire because we are too busy taking care of everyone else and paying their bills with our tax dollar. And there are enough people in this country who were never willing to work in the first place.
Popular opinion or not, this is the truth.
this shit is normal for celebs man.. I read that oprah spends like $10k every time she gets her eyebrows done because she flies some eyebrow guru out to whereever she is....
whatever.. Im just glad Im not trapped in some kind of fucked up world where spending $10k to get a few hairs yanked out of my skull seems like a good idea.
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If she can afford it, who cares? I think her hair looks great.