Thursday, March 5th 2009

Blaaaaake Is A Fucking Fool

Take a good, hard look at this sexy lady. What man wouldn't give up his favorite crack pipe just so he could cuddle up next to this hot piece for a quick second. Although, don't cuddle up too close, because the Wino can turn any second and bite your cheek off Cape Fear-style. Then you'll have no cheek and a bad case of crackalitis. Other than that, she really is a sweet thing (not really). That's why I don't understand why Blaaaaake doesn't love her anymore!!! That slag must be sober, because he's not thinking right.

The Mirror says that while Wino is touring the gourmet shops near her new house for rare delicacies like Skittles and ice pops, Blaaaake is laying up with some 16-year-old ho. According to some skanks, 27-year-old Blaaaake has been going around with 16-year-old Francesca Morralee since January. The two must have met on the dating website e(is for Ecstasy)harmony.com or maybe Blaaake just hangs outside schools a lot. It's not known, but Francesca is telling everyone it's true, true love.

One friend said, "Fran thinks it's glamorous to be seeing Amy's man but she's only 16. She likes to have a good time but certainly doesn't do drugs. With Blake's reputation he is not the best role model."

You might not see PedoBear doing the happy dance around Blaaaake and his new toy, because I think 16 is the legal age over there. But I'm pretty sure that sexing up a Blaaake Fielder-Civil breaks several world laws if your name is not Amy Wino. Franny is infecting herself with Blaaaake's slime and in turn will spread it to all of us! Throw the girl in quarantine and soak her in a hot bath of formaldehyde.

Franny might not have done the bad shit before, but she's totally riding the dragon bareback if she's hooking up with that cracktard. Even kissing Blaaake on the cheek is the equivalent to sticking a heroin-filled pump up your ass and screaming "Filler up!"

Here's the former Crackie of Camden trolling around her new neighborhood yesterday. She looks kind of clean, eh? But that sweater dress totally makes her crackhive look fat.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Glad to see the crack hive back but she still has a buttaface.

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Ok I'm calling this Right now. This is some KFed shit. This prostitot 16 year old will be with Blake because when he divorces Amy he is going to get half of her money and therefore the little tramp will get to partake. Amy used to be a very beautiful girl, (as long as she didn't smile with her teeth). I'm glad to see her looking fuller in the face and all over for that matter, and she has always had great tits even when she was crack skinny. I just hope a divorce doesn't cause her to relapse back into the hard drugs.

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iHeartHaters's picture

She looks cute!

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stake_spike's picture

I thought he was dating some pretty little German model, Sophie or whatever?

Wino is looking better but she needs to bring the hive down a bit.

Whatever's picture

She is better off without that loser Flake.

Poppus's picture

That dress is fug and oy, ballet slippers still? Aside from that (and her mess-hive) she looks pretty good! Nice to see her buying candy instead o crack.

zomay's picture

Blake is fucking GROSS. I would do Kanye and his robot lady friend before I would ever get near that bum.

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Rosebud's picture

Hahaha! Crackalitis...that's funny MK.

Bunny_Ann's picture

Forget gross skanky Amy. Her chubby friend is the hot one!!

She always likes this. At a rich singles' club,___S e e k r i c h . c o m___, you can see many of such kind of pics, She really want to show something special.

kdracofan's picture

she looks
kinda
sorta
maybe
clean

jbean's picture

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn homie, she looks like OCTO-MOMMY in the fifth thumbnail!

randy1's picture

Fugly bitch. I hope she doesn't try and sing again, it's awful.

KD's picture

LOL, she looks like La Paqueña in this photo!

Queen Justine's picture

Damn! Wino is actually looking hot in those pix. She must've gotten major munchies from all that pot on St. Lucia. See? Pot IS good for you!
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E.A.P.'s picture

WOW... she's really top-heavy. She looks a lot better. Medicinal pot, I guess.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:55am.
SO, let me get this straight.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake is not only a crackhead.

He's a pedophile too?

And I don't care what the age of consent is. Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right.

*puff*

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:51am.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:48am.
DG: I was thinking the same thing! Also, what's up w/ her lips? Did she just draw the lipstick on extra plump?
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Mabye someone answered this...but I think the redness of her lipstick combined with all the life that's been sucked out of her face, in general, is contributing to the largeness of her already large lips...

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SO, let me get this straight.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake is not only a crackhead.

He's a pedophile too?

And I don't care what the age of consent is. Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right.

*puff*

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Fuck Dr, Phil - this bitch needs REAL help - like Jeff VanVonderen or Candy Finnigan!

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gia's picture

She looks so much better, I originally thought this was an older pic...but how can she eat that much junk food & stay so skinny, if she is off drugs that is?
I wonder if Blake is going to get this poor, misdirected little girl hooked like he did Amy. Sounds like an entertaining, just out of jail project fit for a sleaze. Then again maturity wise he is like a 15 year old boy, so maybe they are perfect together.

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the HIVE is back!YES. Wait my drug sniffin dog found something... =)
WELCOME BAK WINEHOUSE! :)
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Submitted by PurpleNeon on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:25am.

holy crap. the tropics heal all.

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It's not the tropics silly. It's The Pot.

She's looking healthier becasue of all The Pot she's been smoking on that island.

She's looking a littler thicker because The Pot makes a person hungry.

Her sacbs are missing cause The Pot makes a person too lazy to scratch. (This is also the reason shy her weave looks so horrible. The pot made her too lazy to fix it right.)

Her ballet slippers look clean because The Pot made her forget that she's dirty.

The Pot cures all. I think Amy should be the new poster child for the benifits of smoking a joint or a blunt or a bong or a potato or whatever.

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SeH's picture

HAHA she's like me when it comes to buying candy. Always gotta stare at the selection and think really hard about what I want to munch on.

PurpleNeon's picture

holy crap. the tropics heal all.

Mr. Mercury's picture

I miss her scabs.

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I see the ballet slippers are clean

krazykelly's picture

I will prob get slammed for saying this... but I think she looks good. i think she is looking better.

The Audrey's picture

BWAHAHAHAHAA!!! Ballet slippers again.

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haqikah's picture

I think that she needs Dr. Phil intervention.

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SSSkunx's picture

I haven't seen her look this good in a long time.

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Pimpcessa's picture

NitWitty
Mums the word. Hahahahaha. Far be it for me to come between you and your true loves. Might I just add, you sure know how to pick them. *hiding behind Pimpcessa*

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Nits, and in real life too, LOL it's sad. Tell your daughter to back it up because he's all mine after Ricki gets done with him...
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Pimpcessa's picture

I don't give a fuck about that nasty ass shit-fest of a beehive. The bitch is clean (exterior of course) and that took some doing! She gets the "atta-girl" today. Come to think of it I would love to see someone run by her in the street an rip that beehive right off the top of her pointy little head. Hours of enjoyment I tell ya!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:04am.
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Mums the word. Hahahahaha. Far be it for me to come between you and your true loves. Might I just add, you sure know how to pick them. *hiding behind Pimpcessa*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:09am.
Kloe is such a PIG FACE
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Kloe is such a PIG FACE
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madam s.'s picture

Miss Thang,

No shit. She used to wear her beehive weave perfectly and now she wears it like a homeless person that found it in someone's trash bin.

Dallas's picture

Maybe the bull with her can take her to buy a new pair of shoes and then to get that hair taken off and scrubbed!

Silvara0428's picture

That new body b*tch is like "step the f*ck back" which is good cause Amy's all scrubbed up and actually looking ok.

Someone needs to knock the fuck out of Blake, damn nasty pedo!

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LMAO at Nitty, don't let Ricki Lake hear you say that! We were just getting back to be friends, :)

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Pimpcessa's picture

That's good, haha.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:53am.
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LMAO! Well, I'm pretty safe considering she's giving Snowpiece a run for her money in trying to turn Adam from American Idol into her BF.
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Pimpcessa's picture

NitWitty
Let me just say, I've got a 16 yr. old daughter and if Blaaaaake even gave her the side eye, they'd find his lifeless body, minus a certain appendage, floating out in the bay within 24 hours

Damn right, cuz we take our crack heads serious round here! Don't worry Nit, I got your back!!

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:48am.
DG: I was thinking the same thing! Also, what's up w/ her lips? Did she just draw the lipstick on extra plump?
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Yes, the lipstick looks so thick and putty like.

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I wouldn't come back tan, either. I'd either be beet-red * extra freckled if I'd foregone the sunblock, or I'd come back the same, if I'd been a smart girl.

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Submitted by D.R. on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:34am.
Wait, she buys food?
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If you call ice pops and chips "food," then yes. She is photographed buying shitloads of it every day.

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DG: I was thinking the same thing! Also, what's up w/ her lips? Did she just draw the lipstick on extra plump?
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