Open Post: Hosted By Vanilla Ice's Apology
Vanilla Ice is apologizing for EVERYTHING he's done to this planet in this viral video thing for Virgin Mobile. This bitch doesn't need to say sorry for shit! I should be the one thanking his ass, because Ice Ice Baby changed my life. Sort of.
In school, a group of cholas and I danced to this mess during the annual talent show. We didn't win a damn thing. In fact, my ass got booed during my big solo. These motherfuckers not only booed, they also shouted shit like, "You go, girl!" and "Fag!" Up to this point, I was pretty much blind to shit like that. But there I was on stage, exposed. It was then that the cunt switch in me turned on and I realized that I hated people. So, thank you, Mr. Ice. Thank you for being a huge part of the moment where I saw the light.
(Thanks Izzy)
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Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:06pm.
Has anyone commented on how ugly those blue wedge, orthopedic shoes on the sidebar ad are yet?
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I'm more concerned about pamela's faux tittay.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by Mick on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:46am.
He can roll over & die as far as I'm concerned.
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Cue the funeral fairy...
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Uh, somebody do some 'splainin' to me - what the FUCK is this dude on about with his apologies? I don't give a rat's ass either way - never listened to his shit and sure as hell didnt follow his life then, or now. He can roll over & die as far as I'm concerned.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:58pm.
My Minch is part min pin.
There's not a whole lot you can do with that breed.
Very willful and smart as a whip.
*she said with pride*
Oh, Mrs. K! The willful part is dead on. Not sure mine is too bright, though. She sure is a cutie, no matter what. But most of all to HER credit- she lets our 2 and 4 year old girls love the crap outta her without nary a complaint. I'm talking just smothering the little thing with attention and cuddles, and just wanting "to be one" with the way they just melt all over her. She is such a good hearted little shit.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:58pm.
My Minch is part min pin.
There's not a whole lot you can do with that breed.
Very willful and smart as a whip.
*she said with pride*
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:33pm
If I were you.... I'd find out if there's a time limit for a complaint to be filed. Not sure who would handle that sort of thing in the usa - the GAO? Then I'd wait until there were only a few weeks to go and file a detailed anonymous complaint. The beauty of waiting a bit is that she'll have started spending it.
I've started doing some checking around to that end...I think it's the Office of the Inspector General, since it involves ethics violations. She's already spent the money...bought a new house and paid cash for it.
No one would even know about this if she wasn't *bragging* about having filed the claim and gotten the money...which makes it feel like she's taunting the rest of us to try and do something about it. I've ordered a copy of the death certificate so I have something to give to OIG that has the cause of death as recorded on the official record.
And the fuckers who signed off on it are just as culpable. No excuses.
Absolutely...although I'm sure they'll find a way to absolve themselves of any blame. The managers in this agency don't accept responsibility for anything they do, and the agency typically just promotes their problems to a higher position when the shit hits the fan.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Submitted by hexe on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 9:42pm.
If I were you.... I'd find out if there's a time limit for a complaint to be filed. Not sure who would handle that sort of thing in the usa - the GAO? Then I'd wait until there were only a few weeks to go and file a detailed anonymous complaint. The beauty of waiting a bit is that she'll have started spending it.
And the fuckers who signed off on it are just as culpable. No excuses.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRwGcaY8mc4
Submitted by hexe on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 9:49pm.
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hexe, it doesn't matter if it's $250,000 or $25. Wrong is wrong. Add up all the fraudulent claims, and it still equals fuckery.
@Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 9:41pm
Yeah, she's a piece of work. She was only married to this guy for 4 years, and he was 'the younger man' she left her third husband for--the third one was 68 or 69 at the time. She's one of those 'ladder climber' types when it comes to anything--work, love, whatever--and she doesn't care what carnage she leaves in her wake.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
I have to rant about this or my head is going to explode...
I just found out that a co-worker scammed us--meaning the US taxpayers--out of $250K by putting in a 'work related death' claim for her deceased husband. The dead husband, who was also a co-worker, injured his hand about two weeks before he died, and because the kind of work we do requires both hands, he was out on worker's comp leave at the time of death. But he died of a freakin' heart attack, not from a smashed-up hand... It's not like this bitch needed the $$$, either--they had no kids together (he was her 4th husband, he was 62 and she's 52) and her kids are all grown, and she got the dead guy's life insurance, in addition to her own salary which is about $50K/year plus bennies. It's always been obvious that she's an evil bitch with no integrity and even less character, so it shouldn't surprise me that she'd do this, I guess. And our managers are weasels who just rubber-stamped the claim and pushed it through the system for her, because they feel 'sorry' for her that the guy checked out so abruptly (and it happened while she was out of town for work...or else I'd wonder if she had something to do with it!!).
Shit like this makes me sick. Opportunistic parasites on society...
Edited to add: We're all Federal employees, which is why the $$$ is coming out of the taxpayer's pockets. I know that $250K is a drop in the bucket compared to all the other waste and fraud that goes on with the government, but to see it so up close and personal and not be able to do a damn thing about it just incinerates me.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Submitted by hexe on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 9:38pm.
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Hmmmm..... married four times? Something in the milk ain't clean. And I don't blame you for being pissed, it's people like that who ruin it for everyone else who has a legitimate claim.
I love you MK.
Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:35pm.
Seriously!!
Wow, I love how dlisted time flies...it's time to go home *coughbarforbeerscough* already. Woohoo! Nice chatting with you NaNoop, have a great rest of the day. -)
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Thanks, 'bud! You too :)
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:35pm.
Seriously!!
Wow, I love how dlisted time flies...it's time to go home *coughbarforbeerscough* already. Woohoo! Nice chatting with you NaNoop, have a great rest of the day. -)
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:21pm.
Maybe I'm paying too much attention to detail on this site today, but that tranny model's lower legs are BUSTED. Did she run though some thorn bushes or something? Janky.
Which one has the busted legs? I was trying to see but maybe I keep missing it as I scroll the page.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Unless it is a possessive type behavior, then the obedience and socialization is key.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:19pm.
Is it wrong that I like that? She's my first big dog ever and the first time she growled at someone she thought was too close to me I was happy! Took her to obedience school to make the hubby happy but really, that just makes me smile.
Nope, not wrong in my opinion. You know how it is said that babies and animals are still in tune with their instincts. Who else is gonna have your back without worrying about being politically correct or rude? If something tips their radar, it is usually RIGHT.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:19pm.
Is it wrong that I like that? She's my first big dog ever and the first time she growled at someone she thought was too close to me I was happy! Took her to obedience school to make the hubby happy but really, that just makes me smile.
Maybe I'm paying too much attention to detail on this site today, but that tranny model's lower legs are BUSTED. Did she run though some thorn bushes or something? Janky.
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But my Dane is an alpha by nature and don't like the "uppity" ways of the little one.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:06pm.
Dear Lord! I don't know what I'd do without that, she's too big for there to be no warning system. So far, the only two things that make the mohawk rise are the little one and ANYone she feels is threatening me.
My Dobie was like that- only got a 'hawk if something wasn't quite right. Otherwise he was the world's biggest suck-butt with people. But if he sensed something wrong, the hair and the growl....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
The Aubrey, I did the same thing when I came into this thread today, only Stoney had commented on them just a few posts below. Honestly, they're just so hideous it's all I could see. Who the FUCK would buy those!?!
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:06pm.
Dear Lord! I don't know what I'd do without that, she's too big for there to be no warning system. So far, the only two things that make the mohawk rise are the little one and ANYone she feels is threatening me.
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:06pm.
Has anyone commented on how ugly those blue wedge, orthopedic shoes on the sidebar ad are yet? Excuse me if I'm re-hashing something, but I just had to say it. HO-rendous
Not that I'm aware of, but YOU RIGHT. That could be a form of punishment to have to wear those fugly things in public.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Has anyone commented on how ugly those blue wedge, orthopedic shoes on the sidebar ad are yet? Excuse me if I'm re-hashing something, but I just had to say it. HO-rendous
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Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:01pm.
NaNoop, they just don't get it...our other doggie is 1/2 rott 1/2 weimeraner and the little one bosses her around all day! The big one lets her for the most part but when I see the mohawk rising I have to step in. She's a gentle giant until that last button is pushed and STILL my little one doesn't learn.
Ain't it funny how you can tell the severity of the pissed off by the length of the 'hawk? If it's just at the withers it's still code yellow, but when that shit goes from the HEAD to the TAIL I call it the Mo-Larry-Curly 'Hawk and there ain't NOTHIN' funny gonna come of that. That's when I know someone's gonna get bitch slapped and intervene. Thankfully that's not often.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
NaNoop, they just don't get it...our other doggie is 1/2 rott 1/2 weimeraner and the little one bosses her around all day! The big one lets her for the most part but when I see the mohawk rising I have to step in. She's a gentle giant until that last button is pushed and STILL my little one doesn't learn.
Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:49pm.
LOL, oh how well I know those teenie monsters. My own is quite something, but stealing food has got to be what she's best at. Quick little fucker, too!
The craziest part is when she tries to out-bitch my Dane. My Dane is an OLD bitch who don't give a fuck if she eats my min pin and poops her out. I keep telling my tiny -mite she's cruisin' for a bruisin' when she tries to snatch morsels from the big dog. Luckily for the little one, the big one is completely blind and has a tough time trying to knock the rat out. She's come thisclose, though... We've only ever had big dogs, so this little yapper is a trip! She thinks she's a Dane, too. More like a snack.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:49pm.
Exactly!! Why else would anyone even care!?! I can't think of ANY other reason he would need to contact DG and call her out on something like this.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:31pm.
! Why does he give an f what I do or say?
'Cuz he a jellus h8r. Naw, really it's just cuz he's stoopit. Dumbass needs to mind his own biz.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:47pm.
he's just jelly DG. I bet he really wanted you in highschool, and he's pissed that your still snubbing him! ;p
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
LOL, oh how well I know those teenie monsters. My own is quite something, but stealing food has got to be what she's best at. Quick little fucker, too!
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:31pm.
It's not that I care that this douchy guy knows my dl name, it's that he wants me to care about FB and offending people by my anti-FB comments.
Get a life dude. Who cares I haven't seen this retard classmate since Dynasty was on tv, leg warmers were hip and Michael Jackson was doing the moon walk all the time! Why does he give an f what I do or say?
Submitted by Rosebud on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:38pm.
Nanoop, did I see earlier that you have a min pin that likes to steal food?
You certainly did. She a shameless little rat.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Nanoop, did I see earlier that you have a min pin that likes to steal food?
Ahhh, I can only fit in high school stuff in my dreams....
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:43pm.
Dood, how do they even know who you are on here, devil??
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A girl that I am actually friends with I told her my name because she used to post on Celebitchy and so did I. On my FB page it says I am one of the dl sluts and I guess she was talking to this guy about what a cool site it was and told him my HANDLE and that is how the thing snowballed into NOTHING!
I missed a lot of the convo here about FB but I can also say that my sister blew my cover on FB saying she saw my "name" on Dlisted. I deleted the comment from my page.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I dealt with anorexia and bulemia in high school and it really never ever leaves you. I am 100% sure that what I see in the mirror is not what other people see. But I can't fix that.
I just make sure I eat healthy and I try to remember to eat twice a day at least, even if it's not that much.
I gotta go to work tomorrow.....I need some valium but I think have a stomach ulcer. It hurts really to get up from the chair. Been sitting here all day and haven't eaten a thing. I don't think I'd mind being hospitalized right now. Maybe my state of mind will improve.
I gotta go to work tomorrow...
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Eeek! I haven't been on a scale for years. i just go by how my clothes fit me. a lot of my clothes are still from high school so when they fit me the way i like i feel pretty good!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
That absolutely makes sense...I'm just getting to the point where my size isn't a constant worry. Next time I go to the doc I may even FACE the scale instead of having my back to it...maybe. I know I need to lose 10 lbs but it is hard. And I likes the weed and Coors lt.
Eat you skinny bitches Eat!!!
I'm cooking!
seriously tho- I'm really tired of all the stress put on being unhealthily thin.
it causes girls like me to develop eating disorders that can last your whole life, and that you can pass onto your kids- thanks mom!- not like I wouldn't like to lose 10lbs, but I still think I look good the way I am now. (and it is hard for me to come to that conclusion, rather than believing what i think i see in the mirror and starve or purge.-did that make sense?)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:02pm.
devil.. in your honor, I am deleting all the people off my FB who couldn care less of me as a person back then too. It's been bothering me that I've accepted them as friends now when they didnt accept me then.
time to clean
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Haha! I had no problem delting my acct because I already contact all the people who I want to contact from my past and my present. I refused so many requests. Like you, why be friends now when I wasn't back then!
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Bitchette, Thank You!! You've already got all my faves on the menu...oh, and my fave "appetizer".
poor MK
those bitches didnt deserve your peep-show
So far I've not even had 500 calories today.
*ano face*
All I have eaten today is a half of a chicken breast covered in my homemade sketti sauce with a slice of mozzerella cheese.
(Chicken Parmesean)
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:54pm.
Thanks Angel_i. He obviously is too much of a pus, otherwise he would have spoken up on here already! He must realize you bitchez would give him a run for his money.
Thanks though! I feel lurved! *blushes* That's why I prefer my dl pals to most people I know, you guys appreciate my hateful ways!
DEACTIVATED!