Like A Cokehead...... Heeeeeey!
In the new issue of Glamour, the "biggest stars" (their fuckery-laced words, not mine) pose as female icons throughout history. Even with the newest version of Photoshop, Blohan doesn't pull off vintage Vadge. Bitch should have done current day Vadge instead. They look about the same age. Plop a curly wig on SamRo's head and she could easily pass as Baby Jesus after getting the youth sucked out of him by Vadge's roidy cooze. Now that would have made sense.
The other skanks in the magazine are: Camilla Belle (as Mary Tyler Moore), Emma Stone (as Carrot Horseshaw), Emma Roberts (as Audrey Hepburn), Alexis Bledel (as Rosie the Riveter), Ugly Betty (as Dolores Huerta), Alicia Keys (as Michelle Obama), Kim Zolciak's wig (as the Obama dog), Elisha Cuthbert (as Brandi Chastain), Hayden Panatroll (as Amelia Earhart), Paula Patton (as Billie Holiday), Chanel Iman (as Althea Gibson) and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer and Tater Head (as the hippies of Woodstock).
The picture with Tater Head is borderline babeh abuse. That tortured baby is trying to unsee what he's just seen. I hope his parents are paying attention, because if they ever get him a Mr. Potato Head for his birthday, that kid is going to take shelter under his bed and never come out. They better not make that mistake.
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
Alicia Keys as Michelle Obama?
C'mon Michelle Obama has a huge disgusting ass, but it's not that godd*man huge.
At least her ass (as you put it) isn't flat, square/rectangular, flabby and pasty!
wow. cheesy replicas starring c-listers. photographer should retire early.
I like the pics,even Tater looks decent
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That's Blohan eh? i thought it was Bijou Phillips, same cokehead airs.
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Half of these Bitches are irrelevant! The photographer who shot this shit should have his cameras taken away from him and his Art Institute diploma ripped to shreds.. They suck. If MK didn't tell me who these photo's were imitating I wouldn't have known at all... Though I hate most of the peeps in the Vanity Fair editorial, at least Ii immediately knew what the photographer was going for.
fail.
Lindsay does a pretty good job, except needing heavier eyebrows, and underarm hair. Madge was also thicker, in general. Pre exercise fanatic.
The pubis was a forest in those days.....
These pictures are interesting stunts but they lack emotion, that is usually the case with slavish imitations.
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Alexis Bledel looks beautiful.
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With that bad nose job, she should have been Michael Jackson instead of Vadge, going with the whole "80s has-beens who make us cringe" theme.
I always wondered how much subtext abounded in Herbie the Love Bug since Lo-Ho was traced back to the trunk of the Hollywood herpes tree when it was released years ago. This slut needs to hang it up.
OMG, as soon as I saw this article I KNEW you were gonna put it on here. I really am psychic. Really. But anyways, Dolores Huerta is Hot Everything of Our Lives. I love her, and America did right by me. Everyone else needs to give up and go home.
Why does anyone hire WHOREhan? She's an untalent loser who's fucking away anything resembling a career. Dumb bitch needs to get off the coke, stop lezzing around with her disgusting looking bull dyke girlfriend & start getting serious about learning how to act. Maybe she can take lessons from White Oprah; White Oprah's been pretending to be a mother for decades...
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I have to say that Chanel Iman might be my favorite model evah. And why does Lohan still get any jobs? Is Ali sucking the dick for her?
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:48pm.
How are the hippies of Woodstock female icons? Seriously.
Quite. Ditto My Little Pony Parker. A group of women who talk about nothing but shoes and men. Right, V powerful.
As for Lohan as Madonna...I could throw a stick out of my window and the first three people it hit would look more like Madonna. This would even work if it only hit my dog.
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Didn't she do this last year with Marilyn in Vanity Fair?
I've heard "everything old is new again", but thought you had to wait a generation. Recycling your own shit less than a year later is really sad.
Didn't Glamour see the irony of having the talentless imitating the talented?
I call bullshit; Rosie the Riveter had muscles and wasn't a fivehead.
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My favorite looky-likey, AND the biggest star on that list.
I actually liked most of the shots, with BlowHan, Troll girl, and the hos in pic #12 being the exceptions...
On SATC: I agree with most of you all...it's not at all "empowering" to women. In fact, it's very demeaning towards us because it stereotypes women as shallow, materialistic, and catty. Having multiple partners is OK if it makes you happy but sleeping around to copycat the bad behavior of some men is not respecting yourself. Why would you to stoop to their level just to make a point?
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Why does Blohan look like Whore Who from Dr.Seuss' Whoville?
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
I do think it is empowering to live the life you want to, regarless of whether or not others approve. I think financial independence is empowering. I think being comfortable with who and what you are is empowering. I think too many people got caught up the whole sluts paradime without considering the other variables.
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Carrie: "fashion", Miranda: work, Samantha: sex, Charlotte: ???.
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Does anyone else think that Blohan looks like Frankie from Real World in that pic?
Blohan's face looks huge in this picture. I wonder how much money Bruce paid for tatar head to be in the shot?
blohan looks like her 48 year old sister in this
Emma Roberts legs are all kinds of wrong.
Why is Lindsay doing a cover? She hasn't made a good movie in well....ever. She's just a boil on on the ass of humanity.
Alicia Keys as Michelle Obama?
C'mon Michelle Obama has a huge disgusting ass, but it's not that godd*man huge.
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I do think it is empowering to live the life you want to, regarless of whether or not others approve. I think financial independence is empowering. I think being comfortable with who and what you are is empowering. I think too many people got caught up the whole sluts paradime without considering the other variables.
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Is this Lindsay's new "career" posing as other famous people? (Vadge, Marilyn Monroe)
That and following ManRO to her DJ gigs
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It's a cute concept, like the athletes look cool and so does the Michelle...but geez, a couple of these actresses really don't have the depth to do even character posing. Like that cheerleader troll...please.
SATC did change women- esp. my age (I'm 24)-before we were ready for the repurcussions. Now a lot of us are going back to modesty cus sleeping around without thinking can back fire--it takes a while, when you're a teenager and all, to realize it's just a damn tv show.
Blohah should have done Marianne Faithful.
She was a HUGE druggie groupie whore slut of just about every band in the 70's.
I agree with Hekki.
I had a friend who watched too much SATC and decided to be more like the characters. She started drinking a lot and sleeping around indiscriminately. Soon enough, her relationships and life fell apart.
It is not freedom to spend excess amounts of money, wear six inch heels, drink cosmos and talk about men all the time. It is freedom to have a meaningful life, respect yourself and others, and see beyond the materialism that pervades this culture.
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The model in the wallpaper IS A TRANNY.
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Paula looks beautiful.
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lmmfao? wat does that mean?
thats EXACTLLY what I thought. There are uglies who take beautiful pics, and beauties who take horrible pics but this bitch is ugly on both sides of the coin.
idiots drive me loco: Not to pick a fight, but I have a different perspective on Carrie Bradshaw and the rest of the SATC women.
Yes, I understand the archetypes they embody and all that. I just thought that Carrie was the most irritating of all of them. From what I saw of the show (and I have watched only a handful of episodes because it grated on my last nerve), the women got together to talk about men. It was all about finding the perfect man. They didn't seem to have interests outside their caricature obsessions. Carrie: "fashion", Miranda: work, Samantha: sex, Charlotte: ???.
What's so empowering about being a complete failure at relationships and going into debt to buy clothes?
"biggest stars"? where? who? what?
UGH!!! HAYDEN PANATROLL AGAIN! NO!!!!!!!
Why is this midget everywhere? Her show is weird-ass and she is a no talent, cat daddy lovin' whore. She disgusts me. That is all.
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Blohan and Samro should have done Sonny and Cher
Huh?. Aaaaaaahhhh, I'm trying to find something snarkey, but all that's coming out is some bitchy thoughts........Paula Patton's hubby's yum!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 2:08pm.
I don't know who half these girls are, but the costume dress up schtick is lame and boring. Blowhan makes that hose-bag face in every photo she poses for.
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This is pretty much exactly what I was gonna say so i'll just say TROOF.
Plus, Blohan is WAY too skinny to be playing dress up as madonna. Actually she's way too skinny and haggard to be photographed at all, even as her self. barf
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What an issue. Where's J-Love as Hepburn? That would have put a cap on the "you should go out of business" discussion.
Future stars??? More like future hasbeens! Lezlo's star burned out a long time ago. Alexis Bleidel could have been something when she was Rory the early seasons, Rumer Willis is only here because of her parents and Elisha Cuthbert, really? That skeezer just dates hockey players now.
I don't know enough about Emma Roberts, Chanel Iman or some of those newer "starlets" but they look like we'll all be saying who? in the next 5 years.
Oh and Camilla Belle was hot in "the Ballad of Jack and Rose". My only fault with her is the Jonas brothers crap. Ugh.
Stan Hooper - lmmfao on the wallpaper chick! She's pretty busted, and will never EVER become a supermodel if I have anything to say about it
"Like a voy-jen, touched for the vewwy fust tyme"....aah those ephemeral lyrics from Madonna (when she was still Madonna not Ester or Itor Gristle or Vadge). The pics are nice though.
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Carrie Bradshaw's character, one might argue, represents some significant changes of sexual and ageist attitudes. Sex and the City women, were, for the most part, sexually and financially liberated, and college girls wanted to be them--successful on their own, independent, etc. There are worse women, like MADONNA one can emulate I suppose. Althought he photo of the wanna be SJP chick is an epic fail, as SJP has a great figure.
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I don't understand is why? Why does Lindsey have to kill the ONLY little bit I ever liked about Madonna. I loved the chubby Madonna just fresh into whore hood. I was dressing like Madonna back in high school. Now BLOHAN has to FUCK it up.
FIRST MARILYN, NOW MADONNA... WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO FUCK UP....THE MONA LISA!!
Please keep this bitch and the black gal on this wall paper away from the cameras.
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