Wednesday, March 4th 2009
Morning Wood
Who needs sugar and rice for breakfast when you have these two to entertain you? - Crunk + Disorderly
Legally whory - I'm Not Obsessed
We get it, Heidi. We get it. - Socialite Life
Brit Brit isn't the only crazy on the comeback trail this year - Celebitchy
Finally a Krispy Kreme slogan that speaks to me - Videogum
Bizkit probably just had too many chocolate martinis. They have that effect - Urlesque
Somebody please pour salt on these two and end their misery - ICYDK
Gloria Estefan still tours?! But apparently not for long - SOW
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blohan looks so.. cokey
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
That song just about made me embarrassed to be black. And what exactly was that lady doing?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
the breakfast song hurts me to my soul... no biscuits and no grits...stopped a minute in....
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nice ass...when does it open?
The Breakfast Song made me cry tears of joy or was that pee in my pants!
Aww, poor Bizkit, running into the wall! LOL
The Breakfast song is gonna be stuck in my head all night.
Krispy Kreme - best slogan ever!
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That song is fanfuckingtastic!
It's making me thoroughly hongry.
LMMFAO@the Krispy Kreme story=))=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
OMFG that breakfast song is hysterical. Ohhh my Im laughing like crazy.
Awww, I wish I could hear the breakfast song. I no has sound at work.
Re: Aubrey O'Day: TRASH! Let me ask you ladies - if you had the choice to either look good or look like trash (and it IS a choice) why would you pick trash? I'm confused.
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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Zomg. I'm gonna have that song going for DAYS. Every time I eat anything.
No mo' Big Macs...
No mo' Diet Coke...
Looks like that lady has been feasting on far more than God's word...unless she's been eating Bibles.
Submitted by soul on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:40pm.
No mo omlette w/mushrooms, purple onion, swiss cheese??? which I just madde. NO?
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*shrugs* Mebbe they gots that in Heaven:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
"... no mo Hennessaay, no mo Alize'"
Damn that's some hot hair on her!
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OMG THAT IS THE BEST SONG EVER !!!!! I AM GOING TO BE SINGING IT ALL DAY NOW !!! LOL
OOOPPPS post 2. :(
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They so sure they gonna die in the mornin? What if it's at night? "No more Tanqueray..."
No mo omlette w/mushrooms, purple onion, swiss cheese??? which I just madde. NO?
Jim Baker would not say that, or his new Tammy Faye wannabe wife.. ;)
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No mo Captain Crunch!
No mo Cinnamon O's!
No mo Lucky Charms!
No mo Cheerios!
Hallelujah!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
"Celebutchy got so boring. All of the good commenters left. Seems like they came here, though."
Yes. I think Celebutchy copies D-Listed. I once wrote a comment:
"Stop copying D-Listed", as they always seem to post a story MK wrote about.
They deleted my comment in 1 minute!
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! Columbia Law!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Right, bitch. ROTFLMAO.
Submitted by Hotnspicy81 on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:09pm.
We're in the same boat. I saw the picture and thought wow someone else has the same set as Kay. Then I realized that it was the same set.
Damn, that song is gonna be in my head all day...
&& home girl is jealous cuz she wanted to be the solo singer. =l
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:12pm.
Thank God I'm an Atheist
hahaha, wait, you were kidding, right?
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the end...
Thank God I'm an Atheist, I love breakfast, and don't get me started on brunch.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
I laughed at the youtube video and then cried b/c I recognized the set from my local news. Yeah its from Mississippi, anyone surprised?
Memo to Aubrey O'Day: there is a world of difference between thinking about going to law school, and "almost" becoming a lawyer.
Yesterday, I thought about how great life would be if I was banging Robert Downey Jr., but I didn't "almost" bang him.
Gloria Stefan still tours in Latin America & Europe - can't stand her
He didn't say shit about Dunkin Donuts, so I'm good.
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN * * * *
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:49am
I stopped posting last november or somewhere around that time. There was definitely gang mentality over there and NO HUMOR whatsoever. There were a few cool posters, but I have always loved it here. I barely liked it there.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:43am.
She never actually graduated from undergrad either. I'm sure she didn't take the LSAT either.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:40am.
The stories were always poorly written but the commenters made up for it, ya know.
And being hung up 'in moderation' for so long basically meant the good commenters went elsewhere. Nobody likes to be moderated like that when they can come here and not worry about it.
I refuse to believe there's no country ham in Heaven.
No fair to tease a "Heidi" story and not make it the one I love to hate, the Heidi-Spenci one. I don't know her last name.
I demand proof that Aubrey O'Day was ever going to Columbia. Actual proof of registration and at least a semester of transcripts. Walking across the campus to Starbucks doesn't count. Maybe she meant the Columbia School of Broadcasting.
http://columbiaschoolbroadcas.com/
maybe he don't eat brek fest, cuz he got no mo' teefs..
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Bizkit just chasing some wascally wabbits in his sleep and they painted a tunnel on the wall
that dog running in place is so cute...
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:32am.
Celebutchy got so boring. All of the good commenters left. Seems like they came here, though.
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I agree.
I used to check it out but now I don't even bother. *yawn*
Also, Aubrey Ho'Day is fucking ugly, a.k.a. fugly.
I couldn't even finish "The Breakfast Song".
I predict Lindsay Lohan will be dead within the next two years, if not sooner.
When I first saw the description for the "sleepwalking dog" video, I thought, "big deal, my dogs kick, twitch, & bark in their sleep" - but then I watched the video, & laughed my ass off! I can honestly say that my dogs have never done that shit before. That was some intense stuff! Especially at the end when he ran headfirst into the fucking wall. Thanks for the laugh this morning, MK!
WTF is "light bread"???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
That explains the Krispy Kreme glaze.
Looks like Lohan is settling into those new lips. She had something else done to her face but I can't figure it out. Cheek implants, maybe?
Aw fuckkkkkkk! Now I have the breakfast song stuck in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
That "no mo' breakfast" video is so hilarious. Whoever wrote those lyrics must've burnt all of his/her brain cells with such deep thoughts. The fat lady looks like she just rolled out of bed and headed for the studio. Her hair is trendy, tho. If you pay attention to it, it looks like the forerunner of the contemporary "scene hair" for emo girls.
So that song means we should stop eating breakfast to avoid "god" coming to collect our hungry asses?. I'll pass. I need to eat and our fine trendy lady agrees too, by the looks of her.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Celebutchy got so boring. All of the good commenters left. Seems like they came here, though.
I am so bored of Heidi Klum.
Lindsay should just kill herself and get it overwith.
Sure Aubrey, suuuuuuuure.
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Bizkit is hysterical!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."