Our Lady Of Cheetos Is Back!
WTF?! Chester the Cheetah, is that you?! Noooooo. Brit Brit would never be that cruel. Chester is her first love! Did they have a fight? Did he do her wrong? No, that must be Chester's arch rival, Chesley, on top of Brit's head. You know, the pussy who almost got the Cheetos job. Chester brought his head on a silver-plated platter and crowned Brit the Cheeto Queen!
So, if you got a Cheeto for every time you heard "Brit Brit's back," you would be drowning in processed cheese sticks. That shit would be all up in your possum pie and glazed donut hole. Just like Brit Brit! Well, she was kind of back last night at the opening of her "I'm Takin' Mah Meds" world tour in New Orleans. I scanned the reviews and most of them were the same. They said bitch looked like she didn't want to be there, she walked more than danced and she kind of forgot to mouth some words in certain songs. Apparently, all that Cirque de Cheetos shit distracts from her raw talent. HA. Yes, nobody can lip-synch the jerky out of a song like she can!
Based on the pictures, it kind of looks like the matinee of a burlesque show at a downtown Reno, NV casino where you get a steak lunch with every ticket! Either that or it looks like Slutoween at a sorority house. I mean, she's a slutty cop, a slutty ringmaster, a slutty mobster, a slutty Lady CaCa (that's an oxymoron, I know) and so on..... There's a lot of chitterling crotch in these pictures.
In case you want to see this shit up close and personal, tickets are still available. Can you believe that it's like $250 if you to stand on the floor? And it's $730 or some shit if you want to sit in a chair on the floor?! All that money goes to KFat's buffet fund. Is this hillbilly crazy charging that much?! Oh, wait....
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We've seen our life savings e-fucking-vaporate, Sure, we're gonna pay $200 dollars to go see some lipsyncing, pole dancer do some shitty show.
One truly has to be a complete asshole to lay down hard earned money to make this cow richer so she can continue to be a shitty mother and support some fat fuck flea bag.
this is so disgusting. she's sooo over. how come people pay to see this piece of shit?!
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In the 12th thumb, is that the guy's finger and a...er...stain in the crotch of that gawd awful costume???
She looks horrible and she age badly. Just look at the pic and she should not be in these type of custom because of her body size. She show her vag again.
She looks like a chaep stripper.she has no talent ,so the only thing she is cabable of doing is morning and acting like a stripper. Real musican sing and don't strip. She looks fat too for those outfit she no Angelina , Jessica Alaba or megan fox.
I vaguely remember some "comeback" at House of Blues in New Orleans a couple of years back. It was really bad and she lip synched everything and only was out for a few songs. if the dumb asses in New Orleans didn't learn then, they got what they deserved.
I agree that there is something really sad...she does just look like a mentally ill woman that's been dressed up and forced to dance. They've even got the cage on stage to show just how she spends her days-in lock down for batshit crazy.
I saw a clip of her dancing on the news *eyeroll* she was moving like an arthritic old person, awkward
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fat arms, thick neck, dumb arse face and short fat legs = sad, sad, sad
No wonder she can't dance. The corset in thumb 7 is so tight, it's causing the fat on the top of her thighs to bubble up. She wouldn't be able to walk in this without serious pain.
She looks fat and is trying way to hard to be madonna. It's pathetic.
All sorts of lame nastiness spill what you had for lunch disgutedness going on in each and every one of these pics.
BARF!
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She's uber lame! She has no talent!
Can she sing? NO
Can she dance? NO
Can she write songs? NO
Can she play the piano? Not Really
Can she act? NO
Was she ever hot? NO
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 4:13pm.
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Ah, well said, well said.
It's easy to appeal to the masses. Their standards aren't that high. As long as you jiggle your tits, hump your props and back-up dancers and sing about sex while making your o-face you got it locked down!
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Submitted by Obsessa on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 4:41pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKzqUYHx42M
DO SOMETHING you stupid cow. Why would someone pay to see this fucking mess?
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People have gotten so used to seeing every picture Photoshopped, they think a woman is fat when she isn't. Britney is by no stretch of the imagination fat. Just no. Some of the costumes aren't the most flattering, but there are few people they would be flattering on.
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DO SOMETHING you stupid cow. Why would someone pay to see this fucking mess?
I watched a bit of video of this this morning. I watched it without sound (as I am at work) but that's okay - it certainly doesn't tax the imagination to conjure her electronic chipmunk groaning. It has basically 2 elements: pelvic thrusting, and weave tossing. A masterpiece of truly slut-riffic proportions!
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damn she got some thunders!
Submitted by BootGirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 4:06pm.
I hear she lip synched like a champion.
Seriously, poor bitch has to work hard to keep her family and "friends" in the lifestyle they have all become accustomed to.
Sadly, Brit Brit has lost all her sparkle and love for performing. It's a job now.
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And this is why I love to hate Britney.
She's teaching us so many things.
1. You can dress it up like a duck and make it walk and talk like a duck but it never actually, at any point, becomes a duck. In fact, if you do it for too long it'll start to look like a swamp creature.
2. Being popular doesn't make you cool.
3. ANYTHING can be just a job if you hate it enough.
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Who goes to see this crap?
I hear she lip synched like a champion.
Seriously, poor bitch has to work hard to keep her family and "friends" in the lifestyle they have all become accustomed to.
Sadly, Brit Brit has lost all her sparkle and love for performing. It's a job now.
I preferred her when she was on the streets, hitting SUV's with umbrellas. At least she was ... real.
Question. If she changed clothes that many times during one show - did other people have help undress and dress her and if so how much would you have to be paid to do that?
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Wow. How completely embarassing. I love tacky, shiny shit so to me the costumes are HWAT, except for the titty tassel one. But all the costumes, clowns, juggling, bigscreens, smoke, mirrors & sparkles won't make up for her lack of dancing. She lost it looong ago & will never get it back. Drugs are BAD, okay kids?! Fuck it, I'd rather go watch Slave 4 U on YouTube. Being a mommy is FUN Shitters! Go give it a try.
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Ok, I was going to say that she looked good in the fifth to last thumbnail, but then I noticed that she's dangerously close to flashing her cooch, and her left breast implant is trying to flee. But, other than that, the general outline of her body looks pretty good to me.
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this is sad. i've always loved her, but she needs to stop. i don't know why she does this. her fans need to accept old brit is never coming back. i hope this tour is over soon and she retires. she's on the road to becoming the next Michael jackson. it's embarrassing.
How come she cant sing with clothes on?
She always looks like some stripper trying to make up her tips.
Looks more like a "freak show" than a circus...
Is it just me, but she's starting to resemble Pam Anderson... Another washed up mother of two boys who will probably grow up to be not so productive members of society.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
This makes me sad. I can't help but like the Cheetoling but she's gaining weight again and the crazy is coming back bigtime in her eyes.
I'd be scared as shit if I was that guy in the third thumbnail and Brit is coming after my ass with a hammer!
...you know how when you're eating cheetos and you reach in and find a big fat giant one that's actually several individual cheetos all fried up and sticking together to form one monster cheeto that is not supposed to be that honkin' big?.....that's what she looks like to me...
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:48pm
She probably isn't going to make any money so she'll probably try to sell it to HBO, or NBC or whoever does those concert shows.
I'd like to see this trash of a show, but there is not way I'd pay money to see it. Gotta find out a way to get some free tickets.
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I know this trick is crazy in the brains but someone should explain to her what a recession is.
She was way more fun when she was fat and bald.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:53pm.
Shhhh, it's okay M.E. *pets your head*
I'm gonna slip you a couple valium, and don't worry, because when they kick in I'm gonna be right here wiping the drool off your face. Everything's gonna be okay! =D
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Judging by the number of costumes pictured, looks like she spent half the show changing outfits. Boring.
She still looks like an overcooked ham in half of those pictures. Nasty bitch.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:11pm.
Have you guys seen the fifth picture from the bottom? Is that her fucking TIT? Damn, that left one is really wonky.
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That's the breastfeeding one probably.
I shudder to think about her breastfeeding though. Who knows what she could've passed to her kids. Then again, they are Federlines, so they've been exposed to everything already.
Have you guys seen the fifth picture from the bottom? Is that her fucking TIT? Damn, that left one is really wonky.
P.S. That costume with the fake pasties is absolutely disgusting.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Is that Brooke Hogan in the 4th to last pic (in the gold outfit and sunglasses)?
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:12pm.
What I am about to say will get me flamed, I am sure...here goes.
She looks too heavy to be prancing (moping) around in those skimpy costumes. She needs to be thinner to pull this look off.
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NoWords, I agree! While I think her body looks decent, it doesn't look good in these ultra-skimpy costumes. I think her friend Madonna set the bar too high with how one should really look in these barely there S&M type costumes.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:09pm.
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That sounds exactly right, even too generous.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:53pm.
sorry to hear that :(
i don't know what goes with valium. beer? vodka? mac and cheese?
you just let me know and i'll take care of it.
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I wouldn't be angry with Daddy Spears. I'd be angry with Jive. Daddy Spears simple does not know what the fuck he's doing. He's a simple man that is trying to do the best for his daughter. I'm almost 100% sure that they were all threatened with breach of contract.
A goldmine like Britney would have had a contract for a certain number of albums and tours...and she was allowed to take a short break to get married and have children but I'm almost positive there was some kinda time limit on that. Even if there wasn't, the company would be worried that if too much time passed that contract could do them more harm than good. That's what they're experiencing now. I don't really think they could have avoided that. Honestly, I think they should have been a lot smarter about it overall and not invested that much in her to begin with. Alas...we all make mistakes.
The tragedy is that Britney IS, in fact, a human and not a piece of furniture whose depreciation can be accurately estimated. They need to leave her alone.
And Daddy Spears is just feeling pressure. Britney can't help - she doesn't actually know WHAT she wants...they're all just tryna do what they've always done cuz that's familiar.
(Forgive me, there are some super awesome remixes of Chrissy Crocker's rant on YouTube that I've been catching up on, lately;p)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:12pm.
bitchette - oh don't get all sappy on me bitch. Fucking Beth Ditto looks better than this fucktard.
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ok M.E., I know you are in a bad mood, but COME ON. I think that is a little extreme....lol
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AUGH those pics!!!!
They're gold I tell you, gold! I only wish I had time to 'enhance' them properly.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:53pm.
Shhhh, it's okay M.E. *pets your head*
I'm gonna slip you a couple valium, and don't worry, because when they kick in I'm gonna be right here wiping the drool off your face. Everything's gonna be okay! =D
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Poor thing must be exhausted from all the costume changes!
What a joke.
Of course Shitney doesn't "engage" the audience. She got the suckers' money. Fuck 'em.
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I just really makes me stabby that there are plenty of good talents out there who could be put in these costumes, look better, actually sing, and look INTERESTED. It's really amazing how much you can bank on just a NAME nowadays.
Does anyone else think that we may have another papa joe in the making? I mean her father is in charge of her and, if his own statements are to be believed, this tour. He had to approve all this shit, including the horrendous costumes that allow his daughter to spill out all over the place.
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