What Is Kanye West's Greatest Pain In Life?
Is it:
a) There will never be enough exclamation points in the world to perfectly get his point across.
b) His ego will never really know how much he loves it. Truly.
c) He will never be able to see himself perform live.
d) Severe constipation.
If you answered b, give your pee hole a congratulatory pinch, because you are correct. Actually, if you answered "all of the above," you are most likely correct, but only one of these answers is confirmed. When talking about ego the size of Chyna's clit, Kanye said, "I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it - I don't offend people, I don't put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That's not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make. God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Wait. Kanye isn't God? Now I feel stupid going down to the Apple store every Sunday and praying to a MacBook Air. But seriously, I don't want the voice of this generation to throw his CAPS lock key at me (okay, I do), but can't he just Netflix one of his live concert DVDs? Or maybe glance at the monitor when he's busy being great during one of his shows?
Actually, I'm really fucking surprised that Kanye's all-powerful talent doesn't cause him to have an out-of-body experience which would allow him to watch himself perform live. I blame us. We just don't let Kanye be THAT great! Shame on us.
And one of the greatest pains in my life was the first time I read one of his CAPS-filled blog posts. I'm kind of used to it now, but my eyeballs will never be the same.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:20pm.
I HAVE AN IDEA!
Octomom and Kanye can fuck each other.
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Nice one, LCT. They are both so fuckin' ugly it's rude, and EQUALLY full of crap! WE'LL LET THEM BE GREAT, TOGETHER!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:19pm.
Now, I don't believe in needless plastic surgery,
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IMO, his mom's (r.i.p.) falls under 'needless plastic surgery'
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Wouldn't something along the lines of not being able to perform live with his mother in the audience more appropriate? Strange.
How can anyone like this egomaniac?
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I HAVE AN IDEA!
Octomom and Kanye can fuck each other.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:13pm.
What I don't get (and I ain't no shrink, nor do I play one on TV) is how he likes to brag and boast and make these nothing less than obnoxious claims as to his superiority,
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Beofre this record where all he does is whine like a champ, he was always calling out women who have plastic surgery, and look.
Now, I don't believe in needless plastic surgery, but THIS DORK could SUUUURE use some.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Anyway, did anyone catch Storytellers on rerun? I don't blame you, that shit was painful to the ears, plus dude was having a nervous breakdown onstage.
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Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:13pm.
What I don't get (and I ain't no shrink, nor do I play one on TV) is how he likes to brag and boast and make these nothing less than obnoxious claims as to his superiority,
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Beofre this record where all he does is whine like a champ, he was always calling out women who have plastic surgery, and look.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
What Is Kanye West's Greatest Pain In Life?
Methinks it is the realization that his digitus impudicus is much bigger than his peen.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:02pm.
*says in small voice, what does STFD mean?*
Sit the Fudge Down. (I ain't puttin no money in no cup.)
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:47pm.
fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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THAT'S SOME HARVEY PRICE SHIT RIGHT THERE !!!!!1
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
What I don't get (and I ain't no shrink, nor do I play one on TV) is how he likes to brag and boast and make these nothing less than obnoxious claims as to his superiority, but yet he COMPLETELY exposes his world class insecurities with that crap like "WHY CAN'T THEY LET ME BE GREAT?" and his whiny "That's some Benjamin Buttons shit" on the mag cover he recently did that he thought made him look old. I mean, if you're GREAT then you couldn't give a rat's ass about what anyone else thinks, no? I mean, if you REALLY believe your own bullshit, eh???
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:05pm.
True! If he wanted to see himself at the moment he's performing, maybe they could rig one of his fucked up pairs of sunglasses to show the video on the inside.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey, IslandGirl!!! I still like to pop in from time to time. BTW, MSN has pics of JD from Public Enemies posted....I stared at the movie poster for 10 solid minutes. Good times!
Is it just me, or is Kanye's head kinda oddly shaped?
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Kanye has
1. Low self esteem, and he needs to be reassured every two seconds
OR
2. This bitch is actually crazy
I've gotta add "God chose me" to my list of celebrity excuses and bullshit...
Boss: Tigerlilly, why are you late to work again???
Me: God chose me...
Angry whore: Who are you to be messin' with my man, bitch?
Me: God chose me...
Tiger's Mom: Tigerlilly, how come you never call me?
Me: God chose me....
Yeah, you can't argue with 'God chose me' anymore than you can argue with 'the Black kid did it'. It's a keeper...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:04pm.
CAN SOMEONE FILL ME IN WHY ALL OF THESE RAPPERS AND OTHER FUCKERS FEEL THE NEED TO GRAB THEIR TINY FUCKING DICKS? SORRY, BUT IM JUST FUCKING SICK OF IT. I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION.
Sorry, IM just sick of all of these fucking losers...
Ain't it really just the most kindygarty stoopit-assed "bad boy" posturing?!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Don't hate, Kanye is asking everyone for pity. He's cupping his privates and showing you with his other hand just how big his peenie is.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:04pm.
NaNoop, I'll see your $5 and raise you $11.54. :)
My broke ass is tapped out now :)
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Sorry for the caps, but back in the day this fucker would have gotten what he desserves for acting like this. Fucking prick...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:02pm.
Hotmami!!! Hola! :)
*says in small voice, what does STFD mean?* I always think of STD's when I see that.
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I'm gonna take a stab and say it means "Sit The Fuck Down"
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
If he saw himself perform live his ego would take a stunned bashing at the awfulness of his "singing" and shrivel up like salt on a slug.
Let's make that happen somehow. Please??
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:02pm.
*says in small voice, what does STFD mean?*
I believe it means Sit The Fuck Down.
Re Kanye: I guess no one's ever told him about DVDs and such; he *can* watch himself perform live that way. What a douche.
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Ok seriously, is he like the vainest bitch alive or what?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
CAN SOMEONE FILL ME IN WHY ALL OF THESE RAPPERS AND OTHER FUCKERS FEEL THE NEED TO GRAB THEIR TINY FUCKING DICKS? SORRY, BUT IM JUST FUCKING SICK OF IT. I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION.
Sorry, IM just sick of all of these fucking losers...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
NaNoop, I'll see your $5 and raise you $11.54. :)
For all his bluster he never really actually does anything to anybody. I still like his music. I wish he would stop the idiot facade because I think he's really intelligent once you get past the douchebaggery, but oh well. I can't really hate on him. He lost his moms and she was probably the only one who kept it real with him. I lost my moms and I can relate.
There are bigger douches in the world than Kanye.
Now Diddy bothers me more because he fucks up careers and people's lives and has children with women he fucks over.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
FUCKING MOUF BREAVIN' DICK GRABBIN' SQUID BRAINS!
Hotmami!!! Hola! :)
*says in small voice, what does STFD mean?* I always think of STD's when I see that.
I think he's bipolar.
And yes, I'm a doctor (in my own mind.)
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:51pm.
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Lizard, you fucking need to put $5,204 in the fucking cussing cup. :)
I dunno IG, your figure might be a little low. You know how it is with repeat offenders- count how many times the F-bomb is worked in there, 'bits might owe a little mo'.
But I'll loan Lizardbits 5 bucks.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
e) That technology is not quite up to making his onstage rants come out his piehole in big honking ALL-CAPS that slay his hecklers.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:43pm.
Does Kanye need to go pee-pees?
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Maybe painful jock itch?
I'll never be able to see him perform live either. And I am so grateful. What a fucking moron. STFU and STFD.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
IM SO SICK OF THESE FUCKERS GRABBING THEIR FUCKING DICK. IT MAKES ME PUKE... LOSERS.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:51pm.
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Lizard, you fucking need to put $5,204 in the fucking cussing cup. :)
LOL, IG! Later, lizard!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
First he came up for rihanna, and now she does this. Check out rihanna secret lover speaks out part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hBws1aEFDU
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:51pm.
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Lizard, you fucking need to put $5,204 in the fucking cussing cup. :)
I can't take it! I just can't!!!!! I'm leaving! Have a good night all! Let me know when tomorrow's birthday sluts are up! You won't see me around here no'mo with THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE CUNT SONOFABITCHSKANKFUCKER *child toucher is a little low, so I'll leave that one alone* SADEXCUSEOFALITTLEMANWHOCAN'TDRESSRIGHT is around.
WHERE IN THE BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT IS THE mk'S RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECAP?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:43pm.
Does Kanye need to go pee-pees?
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You said pee pee. :)
And he said, "Think about it - I don't offend people." Seriously? I'm offended right now.
STFU, Kanye. You're tiresome.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Oh look, his finger is the same size of of his cock because I don't see anything but a little finger off to the side.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:42pm.
I couldn't name one of his songs, and wouldn't even recognize one if I heard it.
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I pretty sure the blood and cerebral fluid leaking out your ears would be a dead giveaway!
Does Kanye need to go pee-pees?
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Bolloxology
Ok, for those who don't know, I've named this douche Tom because I can't nor will I learn how to pronounce his real name.
so, without further ado:
SHUT THE FUCK UP TOM!!! I KNOW THAT YOU WERE READING GYEAH'S ADVICE TO CHECK A MAN'S PACKAGE TO SEE HOW BIG HE IS, BUT THAT'S FOR THE OTHER FUCKER! THERE NORMALLY NO REASON TO CHECK YOUR OWN PACKAGE UNLESS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT FOR DAYS... OR ARE YOU ASKING US TO COMPARE IT TO YOUR FUCKING FINGER????
Sorry... I have an unholy hatred of this man. Yes, he makes me type in all caps. I blame... well, I blame the same people he blames.
Good to see he left off "better researching plastic surgeons for my mom"
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I only know Kanye from dlisted. I couldn't name one of his songs, and wouldn't even recognize one if I heard it.
My life is full of pain!!!!
Isn't answer c the correct one? Whatever, answer b contains answer c, so all is right in the world.
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