What Is Kanye West's Greatest Pain In Life?
Is it:
a) There will never be enough exclamation points in the world to perfectly get his point across.
b) His ego will never really know how much he loves it. Truly.
c) He will never be able to see himself perform live.
d) Severe constipation.
If you answered b, give your pee hole a congratulatory pinch, because you are correct. Actually, if you answered "all of the above," you are most likely correct, but only one of these answers is confirmed. When talking about ego the size of Chyna's clit, Kanye said, "I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it - I don't offend people, I don't put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That's not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make. God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Wait. Kanye isn't God? Now I feel stupid going down to the Apple store every Sunday and praying to a MacBook Air. But seriously, I don't want the voice of this generation to throw his CAPS lock key at me (okay, I do), but can't he just Netflix one of his live concert DVDs? Or maybe glance at the monitor when he's busy being great during one of his shows?
Actually, I'm really fucking surprised that Kanye's all-powerful talent doesn't cause him to have an out-of-body experience which would allow him to watch himself perform live. I blame us. We just don't let Kanye be THAT great! Shame on us.
And one of the greatest pains in my life was the first time I read one of his CAPS-filled blog posts. I'm kind of used to it now, but my eyeballs will never be the same.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:55pm.
IG, Dee, UA and anyone else i've missed...I know I'm late to da' pah-tay, but I think Kanye is really trying to say this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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Hello NitWitty!
Boy, I hate when that happens.
I mean, I HEARD that really sucks when that happens.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
IG, Dee, UA and anyone else i've missed...I know I'm late to da' pah-tay, but I think Kanye is really trying to say this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
kanye's music is like listening to pre-schoolers trying to rhyme.
"Okay get ya kids but then they got they friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta' be paid"
F- for the content and the butchering of the english language to get it to rhyme.
LMTO - and as we say to that gesture in Aus, "and the same to your dog".
Tigerlilly exposed!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
youtube login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
(it's private y'all)
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:31pm.
Hee hee, you can thank MK for that one. It was on here awhile ago. Not that I noticed. :)
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That explains it then.
Honestly, I was thinking to myself.....she "seemed" like a nice, normal gal too.
LMAO!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:21pm.
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Hee hee, you can thank MK for that one. It was on here awhile ago. Not that I noticed. :)
Put a mirror on stage, ya dumb BITCH.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
not to speak ill of kanye's mother, but he ain't been right in the head since she passed away...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:13pm.
LOLOLOLOL!
I'm not even going to ask how you found that one.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:13pm.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:52pm.
Im off of here for the evening, and Tiger, you are my love. You rock!
I hope he meets up with someone who shows him what he deserves.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:07pm.
Is Kanye saying, "SMELL MA FINGER!!!!"?
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Uncle, I think he's saying this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
wth is that guy in the background wearing?
Well, my new great pain in life is in my eyes, after seeing Kanye grab himself. His Mama must be looking down from heaven with such pride.
I guess we know from where he got his superficiality...
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I am AMAZING!!!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:00pm.
His biggest pain in life is that he doesn't have a clone. Ew. Can you imagine the nasty shit he would do to his clone if he had one? You know trying to "make love to himself" since he is God's gift to humanity after all.
Holy fucking shit, can't this douchebag mouf breva get hit by a truck already?
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That's some FORENSIC PSYCHIATRIC PROFILING SHIT right there...Sersly, you just probed Kanyne's psyche...Ew, I feel dirty just writing about what you just done did, I know yo ass wanna take a Silkwood shower and soak in a tub of bleach for actually doing it! Kudos to you though, you nailed it...Well, of course not literally...unless you happen to look like Kayne...*shudders*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So he's grabbing his dick, flipping the bird, and talking about GOD all at the same time? I don't think GOD would approve of his behavior. And as far as him being "God's vessel" he's a vessel of s**t!
Is Kanye saying, "SMELL MA FINGER!!!!"?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
That he doesn't have a mother?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
His biggest pain in life is that he doesn't have a clone. Ew. Can you imagine the nasty shit he would do to his clone if he had one? You know trying to "make love to himself" since he is God's gift to humanity after all.
Holy fucking shit, can't this douchebag mouf breva get hit by a truck already?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
He is an ass.
WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET KAYNE BE ATE????
*dead* lmao at Tigerlilly
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:40pm.
WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET KAYNE BE ATE????
hahahahaha. Long way to go but what a payoff.
This dumb fuckin' whore will know pain when someone "accidentally" leaves my tiger cage unlocked...*looking around innocently, whistling*....
His greatest pain? Wow, how quickly he got over his mother's untimely death, huh? No one who has experienced a tragic loss like that who ISN'T a narcissist would EVER make that statement.
Are ya beaming down from the heavens (yeah right) and oh-so-proud of your little boy now, Mama West? Not being able to jack it to himself is more painful than your death...Touching...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Waaait, I'm confused. Did MK make a typo or am I just mentally retarded? Shouldn't the answer be "c"? Sorry if this was already mentioned...
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:40pm.
Alright whores and he-skanks, see ya later. I gotta stop foolin' around and get to work.
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Later, NaNoop--- you go raise that money for the cussing bucket! :)
funny thing is. a couple months ago he was just comparing himself to justin timberlake, saying he wasn't working....remember? It was a backhanded compliment.
But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
I really wish there was a way for Kanye to truly see himself perform live, then maybe he would be in such shame of his atrocious behaviour that hiself would commit suicide on its own self..if that makes sense or is even possible??
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
this bitch is one slow ass baby. how come in every two out of three pictures i see of this fool, hes got his goddamn mouth open?? like my grandma used to sneer, "what?! you catchin' flies?? close your damn mouth!"
its rude. and not great at all.
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"oh what do you know about love, you little frizzy-haired pollyanna??"
I thought my eyes were gonna get stuck in my head from rolling them so hard after hearing him say that. "Give us a break!" I still love Kanye though :)
Alright whores and he-skanks, see ya later. I gotta stop foolin' around and get to work. Too easy to do the Dlist while I'm s'posed to be workin :(
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:25pm.
I know he's all gristly and offal, but do you think you could have him for dinner or something? I'll send the chianti and fava beans....
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Ugh...maybe in parts, but eating the entire carcass, or as you humans like to be referred as, the entire corpse makes me feel a bit woozy and unsettled in my tiger tummy...
HEY! I know! I'll make one of my famous stews and have a DListed dinner party! Yes! We'll call it the "We're Finally Letting You Be Great" party...Yes, I'll serve the best cuts of Kayne along with some inferior cuts of some other whores I've dismembered and stored, so Kayne's greatness clearly shines, all slow cooked in a rich human stock with garlic, onions, wine...Wait, where are you whores going????? WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET KAYNE BE ATE????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
In my perfect world(!) Parasite Hilton and Kanye fall madly in love and drive off a cliff together...
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the end...
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:33pm.
He is a horribly damaged human being.
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Woooorrrd.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Silly LCT. Why do you think Kanye grabbing his nether regions? Octomom's got a siphon!
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No no, it's cause his balls aren't attached.
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Octomom's holding them hostage demanding his jizz as ransom!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Silly LCT. Why do you think Kanye grabbing his nether regions? Octomom's got a siphon!
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No no, it's cause his balls aren't attached.
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Octomom's holding them hostage demanding his jizz as ransom!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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He is a horribly damaged human being.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Silly LCT. Why do you think Kanye grabbing his nether regions? Octomom's got a siphon!
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No no, it's cause his balls aren't attached.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
The world is not ready for eight smaller versions of Kanye. Do not wish that on us.
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Silly Momus. Octomom can't get knocked up by penis. Must be by Test Tube.
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Silly LCT. Why do you think Kanye grabbing his nether regions? Octomom's got a siphon!
Momus keeps deflating my wishful 'tardfest lovin'.....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
The world is not ready for eight smaller versions of Kanye. Do not wish that on us.
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Silly Momus. Octomom can't get knocked up by penis. Must be by Test Tube.
So maybe they CAN still be great together????....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
The world is not ready for eight smaller versions of Kanye. Do not wish that on us.
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Silly Momus. Octomom can't get knocked up by penis. Must be by Test Tube.
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Silly LCT. Why do you think Kanye grabbing his nether regions? Octomom's got a siphon!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:25pm.
I know he's all gristly and offal, but do you think you could have him for dinner or something? I'll send the chianti and fava beans....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Okay...I am violating my own self-initiated exile from Dlisted but I had to return in order to address this no-talent braying ass.
I guess Conray still finds time to pass around bullshit about himself when he isn't out buying autotuners and duct tape for Amber Rose!
Last week I bought take-out from one of the last remaining Pioneer Chickens here in the Southland and by the time I got home the bag was nothing more than a greasy membranous shell of it's former self, barely able to even hold itself together. Even with all the trickery and fuckery that is going on in recordings studios today Kanye couldn't sing his way out that delicious greasy bag that was a tattered memory of it's former self.
Oh, by the way MK...My Pioneer chicken was heaven in a greasy hell!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
*scolding*
Bad LCT! Bad NaNoop!
The world is not ready for eight smaller versions of Kanye. Do not wish that on us.
Momus brings up a scary good point. The thought of the putrificness of it all was just TOO much, I guess I brain farted.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
The world is not ready for eight smaller versions of Kanye. Do not wish that on us.
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Silly Momus. Octomom can't get knocked up by penis. Must be by Test Tube.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
The world is not ready for eight smaller versions of Kanye. Do not wish that on us.
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Silly Momus. Octomom can't get knocked up by penis. Must be by Test Tube.
oh,KANYE.my greatest pain in life is knowing that you still exist.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:13pm.
What I don't get (and I ain't no shrink, nor do I play one on TV) is how he likes to brag and boast and make these nothing less than obnoxious claims as to his superiority, but yet he COMPLETELY exposes his world class insecurities with that crap like "WHY CAN'T THEY LET ME BE GREAT?" and his whiny "That's some Benjamin Buttons shit" on the mag cover he recently did that he thought made him look old. I mean, if you're GREAT then you couldn't give a rat's ass about what anyone else thinks, no? I mean, if you REALLY believe your own bullshit, eh???
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Kayne can be summed up in three words: Narcissistic Personality Disorder...Word.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*scolding*
Bad LCT! Bad NaNoop!
The world is not ready for eight smaller versions of Kanye. Do not wish that on us.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:19pm.
Now, I don't believe in needless plastic surgery,
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IMO, his mom's (r.i.p.) falls under 'needless plastic surgery
That was NOT worth dying for.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Thanks for the STFD info, peeps. I'm gonna take a stab at it, Kanye style...
SPHINCTER TALKS LIKE FUCKING DIDDY!