What Is Kanye West's Greatest Pain In Life?
Is it:
a) There will never be enough exclamation points in the world to perfectly get his point across.
b) His ego will never really know how much he loves it. Truly.
c) He will never be able to see himself perform live.
d) Severe constipation.
If you answered b, give your pee hole a congratulatory pinch, because you are correct. Actually, if you answered "all of the above," you are most likely correct, but only one of these answers is confirmed. When talking about ego the size of Chyna's clit, Kanye said, "I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it - I don't offend people, I don't put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That's not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make. God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Wait. Kanye isn't God? Now I feel stupid going down to the Apple store every Sunday and praying to a MacBook Air. But seriously, I don't want the voice of this generation to throw his CAPS lock key at me (okay, I do), but can't he just Netflix one of his live concert DVDs? Or maybe glance at the monitor when he's busy being great during one of his shows?
Actually, I'm really fucking surprised that Kanye's all-powerful talent doesn't cause him to have an out-of-body experience which would allow him to watch himself perform live. I blame us. We just don't let Kanye be THAT great! Shame on us.
And one of the greatest pains in my life was the first time I read one of his CAPS-filled blog posts. I'm kind of used to it now, but my eyeballs will never be the same.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
a guy with a pink shirt and 'BOYZ' hat hangs out with gods vessel? atheism here i come!!!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:13am.
bamboo.. panda.. socky panda... tiger... whore... panda... jolie whore... panda movie
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We're treading dangerously close to revealing the love that dare not speak its name.
LMAO.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Actually, Kanye's talent IS like God ~ neither exist.
Tigerlilly exposed!
http://tinyurl.com/c9swzv
youtube login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery (like...it's private y'all)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:12am.
That's more like it. Maybe you should be his spokeswhore. You'd paint a much more accurate picture of him.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Type in Kanye West & Britney Spears in Google.
The search results quickly debunk his claim that he doesn't put others down, only builds himself up.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:07am.
Bwahahaha!!
Around here bamboo fiber has replaced cotton as sock material of choice. Naturally antimicrobial and long-wearing.
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bamboo.. panda.. socky panda... tiger... whore... panda... jolie whore... panda movie it's all coming together now.
I bet there are salacious pics out there of tiger/socky like jolie kissing her brother.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://tinyurl.com/c9swzv
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:11am.
"I am God's vessel."
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Wtf-ness! He IS fuckery.
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He's God's chamberpot.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"I am God's vessel."
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Wtf-ness! He IS fuckery.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:38pm.
-why do dudes hold they junk?
===It has to do with the phenomenon 'castration anxiety'. Dudes (like K) have to constantly check that the junk is still there otherwise they cease to exist.
*sigh* Kanye is one of many who missed the boat called evolution.
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He's holding it because he has to piss in four hours. It'll take him that long to find it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:03am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:50pm.
Part two will address the love that dare not speak it's name, and how it's affected security at hoisery departments across the greater SE usa.
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Bwahahaha!!
Around here bamboo fiber has replaced cotton as sock material of choice. Naturally antimicrobial and long-wearing.
Jussayin.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:38pm.
-why do dudes hold they junk?
===It has to do with the phenomenon 'castration anxiety'. Dudes (like K) have to constantly check that the junk is still there otherwise they cease to exist.
*sigh* Kanye is one of many who missed the boat called evolution.
Tigerlilly exposed!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
youtube login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery (like...it's private y'all)
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:57pm.
does this guy know how to play an instrument?
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Skin flute. He obviously blew a lot of dudes to get a recording contract.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:57pm.
does this guy know how to play an instrument?
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He's playing his organ in the pic above.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:50pm.
My Cholly doesn't pay no nevermind to some jelly h8r, cut-and-paste, two-bit photo-shop on h8rade trashin' of INNOCENT monkey-tiger luuuurrrrve...
My Cholly is above that...
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves now!
Part one was your descent into whore-dom.
Part two will address the love that dare not speak it's name, and how it's affected security at hoisery departments across the greater SE usa.
Part three....
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://tinyurl.com/c9swzv
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
If God chose him for his "music", why can't God choose him for public evisceration by tiger?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
does this guy know how to play an instrument? amazing what an apple laptop and some samples could do for ones ego
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:44pm.
Hey Cholly! You're headed over to youtube to watch led zep?
While you're there why not view a scandolous tigerlilly vid?
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My Cholly doesn't pay no nevermind to some jelly h8r, cut-and-paste, two-bit photo-shop on h8rade trashin' of INNOCENT monkey-tiger luuuurrrrve...
My Cholly is above that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mouf breaver!
Hey Cholly! You're headed over to youtube to watch led zep?
While you're there why not view a scandolous tigerlilly vid?
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://tinyurl.com/c9swzv
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
You're in it too sweetcheeks.
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I want to shoot myself in the head. Not only has KANYE!!!!!!!!! pissed me off yet again. I am being forced to watch (listen to) Axe Men.
Hence my appearance.
A dick ready to invade Poland?
*steps in Polands place*
*spreads legs*
Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:33pm.
ONE NIGHT I HAD A DREAM. I FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING DREAMED I WAS WALKING AGMONST A FUCKING FIELD OF TIGERLILLIES. BUT THEN I FUCKING WOKE UP AND REALIZED MY WIFE WAS TIED TO THE BACK OF MY 460 HP GTO FUCKING GODDAMNN OF A BITCH FUCKING STUPID FUCKING HORSE HAG SLITHERING FUCKING SWAMP WASH FUCKING SIDE WINDING FUCKING FILTH COLUMN PIECE OF FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ROACH BOWL FUCKING GARBAGE. OH FUCK. LETS GO TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH SOME FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING OLD AS HELL LED ZEPPELIN CLIPS.
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My Cholly!!!! My Cholly is back!!!! And talkin' sweet talk...That's my Cholly...always talkin' the sweet talk....*angels sing!!!!*...SHUT THE FUCK UP ANGELS...My Cholly is talkin' the sweet talk....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:38pm.
-why do dudes hold they junk?
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Have to keep it under control, it's got a mind of it's own under that little helmet. Mine would invade Poland if I stopped paying attention.
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Ahhhh! Nazi dick!!
*runs and hides*
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Me thinks Charlie needs a hug.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:32pm.
If he's such a fashion icon, why is he dressed like Willis?
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I ain't like ppl taking Willis' name in vain. Willis had class--he never grabbed his junk like Kanye.
TV, you're a guy--albeit a dude in white clown makeup--why do dudes hold they junk?
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Have to keep it under control, it's got a mind of it's own under that little helmet. Mine would invade Poland if I stopped paying attention.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Look at that long hard straight finger. Who cares what he's covering down below.
Submitted by JesusKisses on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:21pm.
OMG he makes me want to pull my eyelashes out. Grrr. I just want to duct tape him to a chair and make him eat his own poo. OMG did I just say that???
Don't worry, you're not alone in the shock at your own reaction. He does that to people.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:33pm.
jiggy - I aint no L fucking A resident
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Gasp! My virgin ears!
My greatest pain in life is not being able to see myself cuss live. ;-)
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:32pm.
If he's such a fashion icon, why is he dressed like Willis?
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I ain't like ppl taking Willis' name in vain. Willis had class--he never grabbed his junk like Kanye.
TV, you're a guy--albeit a dude in white clown makeup--why do dudes hold they junk?
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
ONE NIGHT I HAD A DREAM. I FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING DREAMED I WAS WALKING AGMONST A FUCKING FIELD OF TIGERLILLIES. BUT THEN I FUCKING WOKE UP AND REALIZED MY WIFE WAS TIED TO THE BACK OF MY 460 HP GTO FUCKING GODDAMNN OF A BITCH FUCKING STUPID FUCKING HORSE HAG SLITHERING FUCKING SWAMP WASH FUCKING SIDE WINDING FUCKING FILTH COLUMN PIECE OF FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ROACH BOWL FUCKING GARBAGE. OH FUCK. LETS GO TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH SOME FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING OLD AS HELL LED ZEPPELIN CLIPS.
jiggy - I aint no L fucking A resident. I shall continue to say whatever the fuckity fucking fuck I want! Pfft!
If he's such a fashion icon, why is he dressed like Willis? Whatchu talkin' bout, Kanye?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
On Topic: Gross.
Off Topic:
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:10pm.
Now, now. It's cuss-free week.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:20pm.
I hate to be a 'party pooper' but Uncle went out today (the 2nd time in nearly a year!). I went to Walmart to buy new sneakers. Definitely an experience! Felt soooo strange to be out in public again. Anyhoo......I'm wiped out. Everyone have a great night and see you all tomorrow!
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2nd time out in a year, and you go to WalMart? WalMart? Man, I can hardly wait to meet up with you in Vegas, so we can visit a bookstore.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nite nite Nitty and UA. ♥
Sleep well, Uncle Ash. Hope you're able to put some mileage on those spiffy new sneakers soon. I think I'll tuck you in. G'night, Sex Hookers.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
This guy is such a comedian!!!!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
OMG he makes me want to pull my eyelashes out. Grrr. I just want to duct tape him to a chair and make him eat his own poo. OMG did I just say that???
I hate to be a 'party pooper' but Uncle went out today (the 2nd time in nearly a year!). I went to Walmart to buy new sneakers. Definitely an experience! Felt soooo strange to be out in public again. Anyhoo......I'm wiped out. Everyone have a great night and see you all tomorrow!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
My eye roll was just as big as chynas clit!
My eyes just spun around in their sockets reading that pile of shit, seriously. He just said he was a GoGirl! because the only thing that vessel called his mouth holds is PISS. oh please you and your damn ego, believe me Kanye you are not missing a god damned thing!! I want to roll him in broken glass and throw his ass in a deep fryer. uuugh and thats only the first post I have read today!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:13pm.
Thanks!
That pic of Elvis is hysterical!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Sandbitch, if you're still around. That tigerlilly vid is purrrrfect. I'm sure Kanye is very jelly right now!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
God's vessel!?!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK KANYE!!! YOU ARE A MERE EARTHLING, A HUMAN AND AN ANNOYING AS FUCK ONE AT THAT!
Don't offend people? Your mere existance fucking offends me.
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha, Nits... I just jizzed. :)
Hey Kanye.......FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!
LMAO, Uncle Ash! Good thing you only "heard" about it.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:02pm.
LMAO Nitty! His hand is covering the jizz stain then?
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Well, I think it's safe to say, he's not covering anything any of us wants to see.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
LMAO Nitty! His hand is covering the jizz stain then?