Wednesday, March 4th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 3rd!
Someone needs to tell KFat he has to do cardio in addition to yoga in order to achieve results. - StudentofBubba
Runners-up:
Th-th-th-th-th-th-thats my balls folks! - El Bastardo
While Paul Rudd took a cigarette break during the Vanity Fair shoot, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel,and Jonah Hill practiced their poses. - dadada
Not only has Tommy Girl taken to his new hobby in ceramics like gangbusters... I daresay the artistic genius of Xenu flows right through him. - madam s.
This shit has ceramic pig dicks and assholes in it, so it might be a little NSFW. Maybe. The full piggy is after the jump. JUMP!!!!
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Ahhahaha.... thanks guys! Congrats to the jokesters that are StudentofBubba, El Bastardo, and dadada!
Awwwwwwwwww, thats great, thanx clowns! Conger eels to madam s, dadada and the champ StudentofBubba, funny stuff last night kids.
Special shout-out for the Captions ' Pigglys Wiggly ' and ' Exhibaconist ' still laughing hahaha.
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
El Bastardo that is the funniest and best caption I've read in a long time! ROTFLMAOWT
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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That's ma balls!!!! Awesome ElB! (the original meaning of awesome!)
Congrats everyone!!! Great stuff!
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
Congrats to all the winners!
Good one ElB!
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
Conrats winners! ELB I am still giggling over that one!
Congrats to all :)
JA!!!! LMAO! ♥, foreva and eva xoxoxoxoxo
???????????She is my favourite. Is she single now? Her blog and photos were found at `dating site ****** W e a l t h yD a t e r . c o m**** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Congrats StudentofBubba! WTG, ♥ElB, dadada and Mad♥m s!
That was a fun one!!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
hahaaha good job, guys! madame and el, you funny bitches!!
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Congrats everyone!!!!
Bravo to Madam & ELB (effing funny!!!!)
Congrats funny people!!
WTG madam s & ElB(awesome)!
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
When Viagra fails.
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The lone memaw who will keep us all well-fed during the next depression.
What happens to DListers when we're forced to read blue ink.
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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)
Piggly Wiggly: not just for groceries anymore.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
This little piggy wants a blow job...wee wee wee.
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You're so big and bad...blow this!!
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"Mom, please, I don't wanna go to grandma's!"
"Why?"
"Because she keeps making me look at her Hummel collection."
"Honey, thats where hot dogs come from."
the sculpture spills across stone in stone we are in stone truthstunted and verbmissing in stone ... the nipples rustle so softly, of nutshells which plunge from paraffin into .... the taint of the three-ply tissue though timbrel tin be walnut waltz vibration .... from the undulating pig. I lick his trotter nipples.
Aww, ain't that cute ya'll, K-Fed is teaching the cheeterlings a new trick.
I've noticed in every crowd there's always a couple of dicks and a bunch of assholes!!!!
Papa Joe never could convince Jessica and Ashlee to take their family act on the road.
Lady Gaga really missed the tuck this time!
Tuesdays Manager's special ~~ Pickled peen and fried assholes, 69 cents a pound!! Cum one ~~ cum all!!!
The other white meat
These man whores are really bringing home the bacon!!
When I Googled "Porky Porn" I was expecting to get some sexy shots of Jessica Simpson, not this shit.....
no wonder miss piggy went for kermit instead.
lord of the flies.
Pigs dick is a delicacy! I'm not sure exactly where though.
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SamRo's lesbo rendition of "Why men are pigs"
"Next time," they muttered bitterly to Tommy Girl as he zipped up his pants, "bring your own lube."
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Mother goose said to the three little pigs, "silly piglets that is not how you suck your own dick."But the piglets were persistent and they tried and tried and had a gay ol' time.
Inept for Adulthood
Ham biscuits means something different on the Rock of Love bus.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Miss Clara prepares poor man's pork tenderloin.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Wolf "Let me in and I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow you"
Pig opens door.
Get your pork and two veggies at Mercados La Palomas.
After realizing he was losing relevance, Cojo decided to take up modeling.
Would you like Chuletas with your tetas?
spears family reunion.
Britney's eHarmony match.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Its Sad when Diddy have to explain tantric sex with pigs!
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
You know they're squealing like "stuck" pigs.
Jessica Simpson's most recent photoshoot for her newest product endorsement,"Chicken Of The Sea".
...and this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home!
This little piggy was too loose... this little piggy was too tight... this little piggy was just riiiight!
Porking pigs.
Ah yeah and pigs can fly ....and also have proper genitalia...
Little pig, little pig, let me come in!
Not by the hair on my ... wait ... do you see any hair? Let me know if I missed a spot.