This Bitch Is Not Lovin' It
Picture this shit: You've just handed over your money for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can't wait to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat meat down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then.....the dumb bitch cashier at McDonald's strolls up to tell you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of heaven. So what do you do about it? Of course, you call fucking 911, because that shit is an emergency and a crime! That's exactly what 22-year-old Latreasa Goodman of Florida did and the ho got a citation for it! Injustice!
The Smoking Gun reports that when Latreasa was told they were out, she asked for a refund and they refused. The cashier said all sales were final. Latreasa called 911 three times before their lazy asses finally showed up. When the cops informed Latreasa that her McNugget obsession wasn't an emergency, she answered, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."
From her mouth to my stomach. Damn fucking straight, McNuggets ARE an emergency of epic proportions. They should have called in the National Guard, the Airforce, Paula Deen, the A-Team, Charlie's Angels, Chris Brown, Sharon Osbourne, the meerkats from Meerkat Kingdom and so on.... You don't fuck with a bitch when it comes to McNuggets. The lying whore cashier should be charged with FRAUD! I'd gladly sit on the jury just so I could tell the ho she is guilty for lying about McNuggets.
P.S. - Latreasa's beautiful mug shot is from a previous run-in with the cops. Doesn't the bitch look like she's serious about her McNuggets? McNuggets are not a joke.
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All sales are final? They didn't give her what she paid for. Ain't that some bullshit.
They could have given her her money back and then she could driven down to the next block (face it McDonald's is everywhere) and gotten herself some damn McNuggets.
You can't make a McNuggetini with a McDouble.
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Um, wtf...you give the person a refund if they don't have what you want. Kinda commen sense. I mean, sales on food that you haven't even gotten yet typically aren't final- dumb twat.
man, i used to work and mcd's...way back when and it sucked ass! little pay for a hell of a lot of fucking work- i worked my ass off every day with very few amd very brief breaks. Ugh!!
Okay...sorry for my rant.
Ughhh, stupidity is taking over the world. Plus, McDonald's is disgusting. Why do people still eat that crap? I haven't touched it in years. If you want some cheap food, get pizza or a sandwich. It never ceases to amaze me why the lines when I pass that place are sometimes so long.
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Team Latreasa. Give her a refund. Bitch don't want a McDouble. Latreasa wants her faux chicken made of that scrumptious fantastic gelatinous GOOP.
Wonder if she will get her beloved McNuggets in her cell...bwaaaaa
I find that shit hard to believe that Mickey D's would not give her money. That's a crock of shit. They have to return her dough. Something there smells all of Filet o" Fish to me.
hahaahaha
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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:52pm.
@ Candy
I've heard stories where people order drinks and throw them back at the drive through cashier.
Once at the supermarket (where I work part time) this old Italian lady got pissed at me cuz I caught onto her scam and she called me a FONGOOL STUPIDO AMERICANO SFATCHEEM A VASADU MOMMEDA (fuck you stupid american twat your mothers ass) and I laughed in her face and said...I know what you said bitch and now you have to wait til security comes.
Ha ha ha ha fuck her.
once again: i'm running with my hands over my face in utter shame because i'm from florida. and what is mikes obsession with florida anyway?
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Obviously she's not stable.
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mmmmmmm, mechanically separated chicken parts
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Even though she looks a little off in the logic and reasoning department, I'd have started going into stand-up convulsions if the golden arches didn't have my Mc(mystery meat)Nuggets. I don't eat them but they course through my son's veins. It's like crack for him. So yes...I would have had a scene...but not enough for ME to call 911. The McWaiters would have called an ambulance because of the catatonic state that I would have been reduced to.
Excuse my dyslexia.
Aint this a great country!
snowy - I haven't been there since I was two.
Disneyland is only 8 hrs from me. That will do for my kids. The Epcot Center is overrated.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:44pm.
I see Florida is involved in this shit again.
Do all the fucktards migrate to fucking Florida?
YES.
Dang, I guess I have to move to Flo-Rida now.
I would rather stay put.
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Sometimes I feel sorry for people who have to work in fast food, because I know they have to put up with a lot of crap, but some of them are just retards for real. There was one chick that gave us the wrong burger at Wendy's and we didn't find out until we got home and my BF's was steamed. He went all the way back and betched the chic out who did it. And here's the kicker, she started talking in spanish to her co-worker and he was like, Um HELLO, I'm hispanic, I know what you are saying, so then he cussed her out in spanish too. It's kind of embarrassing when he does that.
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I wouldn't be embarassed. That shouldn't happen in a customer service environment but ubfortunately it does. It's a good thing he know spanish and cussed her ass out.I hope he got his order right.
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Ain't this a country great! Cops answering a 911 call because bitch wants her McArteryCloggingNuggets. The fumb ducks should have offered her a free choice, that would shut me the fuck up.
Latreasa looks like she could hold a ciggie between yer toofs without using her hands.
Next time I'm at the supermarket and the cashier bitch doesn't give me paper and plastic I'm callin the cops!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:46pm.
On ' Smoking Gun ' if you click on NEXT on her arrest form it shows her Address????????????
That aint right!
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Hm, yeah, they usually blur all that stuff out.
LaTreasa just keepin it real.
"Fuck dat! I don't like nobody playin with my phone!"
if they didn't have the item that she ordered, why didn't they give her the $ back? if I paid for McNuggets and when they called me # or whatever and told me that they were out, I'd want me $ back too.
I don't know who is a bigger fucktard...this bitch or the employee. All I know is, there are some STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE out there.
I totally back up Latreasa on that one!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:47pm.
Mike - well, then, I pity Florida and it's infestation of fucktards, murderers, pedophiles and dumb whores.
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I've never been to Disney...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
my god, i love this country! where else can such dumbassness take place?
Sometimes I feel sorry for people who have to work in fast food, because I know they have to put up with a lot of crap, but some of them are just retards for real. There was one chick that gave us the wrong burger at Wendy's and we didn't find out until we got home and my BF's was steamed. He went all the way back and betched the chic out who did it. And here's the kicker, she started talking in spanish to her co-worker and he was like, Um HELLO, I'm hispanic, I know what you are saying, so then he cussed her out in spanish too. It's kind of embarrassing when he does that.
Yes. Another Floridian we should all be proud of.
Stoney, hopefull I'll be in California by then. Proably buried under rubble from an earthquake but I think that's better
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Thank God Florida will be under water in the next fifty years.
They should have given her the money back though, right, or did I not get it?
She does look rather "delightful"!!!!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:46pm.
On ' Smoking Gun ' if you click on NEXT on her arrest form it shows her Address????????????
That aint right!
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Or maybe it is. Let's all search deep inside for our compassionate selves, each contribute a few cents and send her a pack of 10 McNuggets.
good lord Snowy!! Please tell me you made that name up! Please?!
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If they didn't have the nuggets after she paid for them, she deserved a full refund. I work at Sbux and that kind of stuff happens all the time. We'll take an order, the customer pays, & then we realize we're out of chai or whatever. If they don't want something else, we give them their money back. It's not rocket science. I don't understand why she couldn't get her money back. Something isn't adding up in this story.
Jesus Christ, even Taco Bell will give you your money back!!
Seriously, what in the FUCK is wrong with Florida?
Submitted by kites_are_fun on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:44pm.
Ha ha!!!!!!!!! I was feeling a bit down in the dumps today...that has cheered me up big time.
Thank you Dlisted
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LMAO @ MK: this bitch is not lovin it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Mike - well, then, I pity Florida and it's infestation of fucktards, murderers, pedophiles and dumb whores.
Why is Florida so buggered up? Honestly. Not even LA is this weird.
On ' Smoking Gun ' if you click on NEXT on her arrest form it shows her Address????????????
That aint right!
Somebody needs a McNuggetini. Or four.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:44pm.
I see Florida is involved in this shit again.
Do all the fucktards migrate to fucking Florida?
YES.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:42pm.
LOL- they played this on the radio morning show, and they were saying, he's foreign, maybe he doesn't know what 911 is for! so I felt compelled to call in and remind everyone that McCain's brother called 911 Twice! to bitch about the traffic he was stuck in.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Ha ha!!!!!!!!! I was feeling a bit down in the dumps today...that has cheered me up big time.
Thank you Dlisted
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I see Florida is involved in this shit again.
Do all the fucktards migrate to fucking Florida?
Damn!
And then she went home all upset and got the new kitty all strung out so the bf figured he should put it in a bong to chill it the fuck out.
Gawd peeples iz stoopit.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
All sales are final? Fuck you McDonalds! If you don't have what I want after I've paid for it, you'd better give me my fucking money back. STAT.
Wait. I don't eat that shit. So...NVM.
I would have called the cops and the damn head of the country if I had to! WTF is that shit!
One time when we went to Burger King, they were out of FRIES!! How can they be out of fries? The guy was like, I guess someone didn't order enough. And I work in Inventory Purchasing, so that crap is just pitiful to me.
Submitted by bisou on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:40pm.
hahha.. not as stupid as Imunique!
check out the movie with ice cube where they try to rob a church. His girlfriends name was Imunique!!!! way worse that Laquisha, or Precious, or Miracle.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
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The man (again, in FLORIDA) who called 911 re: his Burger King order was funnier/sadder:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0209092burgerking1.html
What kind of racket are they running? That is illegal!!!
It's just Ty Ty's world and we are just living in it.
PS she looks slightly mentally or neurologically challenged in that picture. Maybe this isn't about McNuggets, but about not having a support network to help deal with little frustrations. I say this as the mother of a 24-year-old man who WILL bite you if he thinks you're being a jerk.
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bisou : Latrineasa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!