This Bitch Is Not Lovin' It
Picture this shit: You've just handed over your money for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can't wait to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat meat down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then.....the dumb bitch cashier at McDonald's strolls up to tell you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of heaven. So what do you do about it? Of course, you call fucking 911, because that shit is an emergency and a crime! That's exactly what 22-year-old Latreasa Goodman of Florida did and the ho got a citation for it! Injustice!
The Smoking Gun reports that when Latreasa was told they were out, she asked for a refund and they refused. The cashier said all sales were final. Latreasa called 911 three times before their lazy asses finally showed up. When the cops informed Latreasa that her McNugget obsession wasn't an emergency, she answered, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."
From her mouth to my stomach. Damn fucking straight, McNuggets ARE an emergency of epic proportions. They should have called in the National Guard, the Airforce, Paula Deen, the A-Team, Charlie's Angels, Chris Brown, Sharon Osbourne, the meerkats from Meerkat Kingdom and so on.... You don't fuck with a bitch when it comes to McNuggets. The lying whore cashier should be charged with FRAUD! I'd gladly sit on the jury just so I could tell the ho she is guilty for lying about McNuggets.
P.S. - Latreasa's beautiful mug shot is from a previous run-in with the cops. Doesn't the bitch look like she's serious about her McNuggets? McNuggets are not a joke.
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it is kind of like 1000 isld. sorta.
better than the sauce from BK.
so weird that no one else from different places have ever heard of it.
They had it for a few years, it was a big thing.
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TMZ has the 911 call on their site..
Submitted by Candy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:16pm
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Lmao We should wear gloves too but you can't count money with gloves. I agree its a hazardous job dealing with the public
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Fry sauce sounds like the Speshul sauce on a Big Mac.
Or thousand island dressing.
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It's so odd to me the amount of people out there who actually think the world revolves around them.
is fry sauce like the sause burger king gives you with the onion rings? I prefer ranch,just me.
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:16pm
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Lmao We should wear gloves too but you can't count money with gloves. I agree its a hazardous job dealing with the publi and I too always make an extra effort to be nice and polite whenever I'm dealing with anyone in custome service. I can't tell you the amount of rude people that are out there. the ones that yell at you and walk away, ask a question and don't say thank you, argue with you without buying or selling, blame you for the company's policies. etc...Its really bad.
Plus I had to wait until a recession to flip out and not want to work anymore. Good timing on my part.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:16pm.
hehe.. yes, after you drop the acid, you drink the gatorade :)
no- it's like ketchup and mayo with spices (?) and lemon juice? maybe.
it's reddish and creamy.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:17pm.
Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:10pm.
@ Mawy and Princess
More and more people are buying their lunch from the supermarket these days. Great salad bars and gourmet sandwiches, soups and sushi bar (at my store). It's cheaper to do that than to go to Mickey D's for some nasty stuff that is gonna repeat on you later.
also frozen meals and fresh dessert : )
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I would have been pissed to if they wouldn't have given my money back after telling me what I ordered wasn't available. Eff that!
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they should have given her back her money so she could have straight to the nect McD's, which is probably right across the street or up the block.
all sales are final, my ass
Team Lareasa on this one.
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Submitted by Nicole on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:02pm
Same here. I've only ever eaten Nuggets.
Why the fuck didn't they just give a bitch her money back?
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:11pm.
Team Latreasha!!!
McDonald's is out of control,
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I'm with you there. A while back I complained to the manager about the service (and I almost NEVER go to McDonalds - it was THAT bad): After they tossed the bag at me I had to get my order corrected twice and they were rude about it and rude to everyone around me too. I just said: Look, I know you don't have to worry about going out of business or anything but yourstaff could be a little less abusive. It's really kinda disturbing. Her response: I see them working; I don't see a problem. I think the job they're doing is just fine.
Ha! So much for "the customer is always right." One more reason I almost never go there.
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Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:10pm.
@ Mawy and Princess
More and more people are buying their lunch from the supermarket these days. Great salad bars and gourmet sandwiches, soups and sushi bar (at my store). It's cheaper to do that than to go to Mickey D's for some nasty stuff that is gonna repeat on you later.
also frozen meals and fresh dessert : )
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:12pm.
I've never heard of fry sauce from McDonald's. What does it taste like?
Fry sauce sounds like slang for a booze/narcotic concoction.
It's part of the south and i'm in Miami but it doesn't feel like it at all down here. It's just the land of the crazys and crazy visitors
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@ Candy
People in customer service fields have a higher rate of heart attack and high blood pressure because they have to be the scapegoat for other peoples shit. I try and behave when I'm a customer because I understand that people can be nasty at times, not all justified.
One day some bitch said she couldn't bag her order because her fingers started bleeding last time and that's why the baggers wear gloves. (Bleeding fingers? from doing work perhaps?) So I told her that's not why they wear them and proceeded to ring in her order, all the while she was prodding me to tell her why they wear them.
Finally, the suspense was getting to her and she implored me 'Won't you tell me WHY they wear gloves???????'
I replied: 'So they won't get anthrax'
She recoiled in fear and I continued to ring in her order.
Never fuck with people who touch your food.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:06pm.
She was innocent, they mistook her for Wesley Snipes.
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Gross!!!! More reason to avoid it (if not already addicted, hehe). I used to eat it as a kid but had no trouble stopping. I mean, look at their meat? It doesn't look like meat you make at home! Freaky. When I am a parnet someday, I will NEVER bring my kids there. Hopefully doing that doesn’t make them want it more since it seems like forbidden fruit. Naw, forget about that. I’m going to teach them about healthy eating and show them the affects that Unhealthy eating can have on your body.
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Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:59pm.
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They put addictive chemicals in it that make you crave it fortnightly!
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Ew chicken nuggets. Anybody seen Super Size Me?I'm really picky when it comes to food I don't like other people handling my food. I rather just cook my own.
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Well, I'm not really a nugget person, but if you fucked with my whopper cheese and extra mayo, I'd for sure call county on you.
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I'm with Latreasa on this one! I paid money for a particular good or service. If you cannot provide said good or service, it's fine to offer me a substitution, but if I don't want it, you should give me my money back. I paid for something I did not receive.
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Yup. I get all my junk at Winn Dixie and Publix now. its amazing the amount of none substance food you canget from there now. I barely cook anymore but the deli departments are a salvation.
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Wow, I actually agree with this girl's reasoning.
Who DOES a person call if they're faced with some twatbag rule that says that Mc Donalds gets to keep my Mc Nugget $10 without giving me Mc Nuggets? That doesn't make any sense.
And the cashier's lucky that this girl didn't jump over the counter and beat her down. Especially in today's preemptive strike society.
You must die. I alone am best.
Once, I had a guy kick in my door at the back of the store and demand to know why my staff wasn't giving him a full refund on his opened, scratched CD that he'd purchased a week earlier *eyeroll*. It had to be the only time in my life I ever appreciated (or noticed, even) mall security.
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anyone else ever had fry sauce from McD's??? They had it a while ago (like years) at the McD's in my hometown but everywhere else I go and ask for it they're like -ketchup?
No Bitches!!!!
but really, any one had fry sauce?
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Team Latreasha!!!
McDonald's is out of control, they should have gave her a refund after they discovered they did not have any nuggets. I had ordered two double cheeseburgers without onions and pickles one night. Of course they put onion and pickles on it. When I tried to take them back,they gave me a hard time, even though the receipt had the special order on it. The manager wound up taking the money out of his pocket to give me a refund. That is why I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since. CHICK-FIL-A all day every day. Time's tough shit McNuggets cost more than $5 I would have called the cops on them too.
Hint: it's part of the South.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:03pm.
p.s what the fuck is up with Florida? Baby stealers, serial killers and now non-refunding McDonald's havers. Geez, they are messed up down there!
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What the fuck is it about Florida that brings out the whackness in people??? God, help those who live in Florida, cause I don't think I could do it with people like this lady on the loose.
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:59pm.
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They put addictive chemicals in it that make you crave it fortnightly!
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@ Mawy and Princess
More and more people are buying their lunch from the supermarket these days. Great salad bars and gourmet sandwiches, soups and sushi bar (at my store). It's cheaper to do that than to go to Mickey D's for some nasty stuff that is gonna repeat on you later.
I brown bag cuz it tastes bettuh.
You only call 911 about sauce not NUGGETS, DUH!
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Florida is full of whackadoodles. Howevs, they should have refunded her money. If they did not, I guess that would be a matter for the police. But, calling 911 for a McHugget (typo, keeping it) is so tacky. That should be reserved for true flaming emergencies, like the fucktard in front of you taking the LAST coffee cup cover. McGRUUFFF! I need you!
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Definitely a Florida story.I remember one of Luther Campbell's "executives" stopping traffic during rush hour to cuss an elderly couple out for cutting him off from an exit.FHP had to come arrest him.Something in the water down there.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:06pm.
She was innocent, they mistook her for Wesley Snipes.
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Zappy I'm in the customer service business too. Its financial but I deal with the crazys everyday. When it comes to them and their money, I believe its doubly hard. Its gotten so bad for me to the point where I HAD to take a mental week last week with no pay because I knew a mental breakdown was coming. This guy came out of nowhere all red faced and started yelling at me at the top of his lungs, shaking. Never seen him before. That was the day I was about to quit. I make damn good money and I'm relied upon but I'm almost done. I don't know how much more I can take. It's been almost 9 years and I've seen almost all and I've been called almost everything in every language there is to know.
OT I side with Laquesha. Give me my damn money back or you're stealing from me. What was she supposed to do? The only thing she should've known is that for non-emergencies you call your area code (***-4-POLICE) . Everyone should know that. They take their time but if you act hyper they may get there sooner.
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Sorry, but I love McDonald's. I have to have it once a month.
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The bitch should go to Jack's Hamburgers in Ft. Lauderdale on Federal Highway. If he's still around. Best fucking burgers on the planet!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:04pm.
If Laqueefa, (whatever her name is) already has a previous mugshot, I'm guessing she was pulling some bullshit scam.
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She was innocent, they mistook her for Wesley Snipes.
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All sales are final, but your ability to keep down a McDouble is very temporary.
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Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:59pm.
Ughhh, stupidity is taking over the world. Plus, McDonald's is disgusting. Why do people still eat that crap? I haven't touched it in years. If you want some cheap food, get pizza or a sandwich. It never ceases to amaze me why the lines when I pass that place are sometimes so long.
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No shit, crazy isn't it? I usually have to go out and get my boss lunch and it amazes me how many damn ppl are in line for nasty ass fast food. We have like fast food circle near my office of about 6 places (Taco Bell, McDonald's, Good Times, Wendy's, Arby's) and every single one of those places has massive lines of cars...just sitting there waiting for that crap. And here I thought our country was starting to care a little bit about what they put into their body. Guess not so much.
If Laqueefa, (whatever her name is) already has a previous mugshot, I'm guessing she was pulling some bullshit scam.
p.s what the fuck is up with Florida? Baby stealers, serial killers and now non-refunding McDonald's havers. Geez, they are messed up down there!
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If I want a burger I go to better burger, same price than Mcdonalds (ok ok a lil more) but all organic, Mcdonalds taco bell, white kastle KFC are all in my do not eat list
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I have never heard of a place not refunding your money when they are out of what you want!
I ordered an apple pie at McD's once and they were out and tried to get me to take a pumpkin pie that was their November special, I said no thanks and they had no rpoblem refunding my money.
Can't say I blame her for not wanting some nasty ass sandwich. McNuggets are the only edible thing from that place, despite their questionable meat nature.
I didn't know they had an "all sales are final" policy. Weird.
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I love this mug shot 'cause it looks like she just got her hair did.