Tuesday, March 3rd 2009

Morning Wood

Fuganizer: I wouldn't even pick the dingles from my dog's ass with Brit Brit's tour shirt - I'm Not Obsessed

The new face of the Nation of Islam: Snoop Dogg - Celebitchy

Charlize Theron is still hot even in a Reynolds' foil oven bag - ICYDK

Jordan says she's not a famewhore. Harvey's response is, "Fuck off!" - Holy Moly!

This model was crying because she's hongray - The Frisky

Cougar Barbie can also double as Rock of Love Barbie - WOW Reporter

HoHan to become JewHan - Celebuzz

Rob Lowe is either too tan or his co-stars are too damn pasty - SOW

Posted by: Michael K


z-listed's picture

Look at snoop Dog. Does that face say "peace" to you? That little skull cap says my record sales are down, my tv show is over and I have to find something new to get attention.

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Zedrie's picture

I must have Cougar Barbie!

MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

KATT: Sailor Jerry has CUUUUUTe shirts

Just shut up and eat my ass.

MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

That shirt is fug.

This is cuter: www.seekamy.com

Just shut up and eat my ass.

Whatever's picture

That shirt is stupid.

cio's picture

stake_spike

Islam = Peace? That's news to me. If I recall the movie Malcolm X that's no booze, no woman and his wife is going to have to start wearing one of those headpieces.

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Islam and the Nation of Islam are different religions!!! It's so frustrating when people that know nothing about the religion insult it, and then confuse it with another religion! gahh, dumbasses! Why are there so many!?!

Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Katt's picture

*Tattoo-art clothing is sometimes cute . I ordered a shirt from the sailor jerry's site which i love. Brit's version however is fuckin redneck FUG! what's with the skin colored mesh sleeves??
*Weird, but I can sooner picture Snoop as a member of the Nation of Islam than HoHan as at all religious. Bet she goes to temple once and then quits that shit.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Ed Hardy is so whack. Every time I see people wearing that shit I cringe. Its beyond ugly and leave it to someone as talented and smart as Shitney to design something so fuckin ugly. Yuck.

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It's hideous. Ed Hardy and the whole thing. Though I think I might like his tattoo art if it... were on paper? Anyway, my niece came to visit me in LA once and the only thing she cared for was shopping. And Ed Hardy shopping. I thought: waste of money but we'll waste less if we go to the Ed Hardy outlet in Culver City. STILL AS EXPENSIVE AS HELL. For what it was.

madam ex's picture

sorry double post, I thought we had a delete button??

madam ex's picture

Those tattoo shirts are sooo fucking tacky.

big balls's picture

i love this shirt.. can you people imagine the next generation of douchey with horrendous tattoos....
well here the reason.....

johnnysgirl's picture

Uh, Brit Brit's a little late hopping on the flash tattoo bandwagon, eh? I mean, rockabilly will live forever, don't get me wrong, but let's face it, Brit ain't rockabilly. Using flash simply as a graphic style is so over. Earth to Brit: want to stay current? Get your head out of the cheeto bag and pay attention.

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Submitted by chefcammi

Is she going to bring her Easter basket to the Passover seder?

Bwahahahahahahaha! And yes, it's very likely.

I'm sure that Jews everywhere want Lilo to represent them. "Hi, I'm Jewish Lilo...wanna see my vagina?"

Albatross's picture

Damn, that is one fugly tour shirt.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:24pm.

Well I found my Ed Hardy t-shirt at Marshalls! No fucking WAY I spent 80 bucks on it.
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LOL Marshalls had TONS of Ed Hardy tees and hats at Christmastime!

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Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:46pm.

If it took Isla Fisher 2+ years to convert I'm sure LezLo will give up by then. I guess she's been watching too much Sex and the City and thinks it'll only take her a week or two to convert.

chefcammi's picture

I'm sure if Lo-Class is speaking Yiddish it's because she thinks that's the "language of the Jews"

What a twit. Orthodox primarily speak Yiddish and if she's thining she can just hop, skip and jump into the Orthodox sect she's really smoking something.

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chefcammi's picture

I'm sure this has probably already been said about LoHas-Been...

**I** am so mad at how celebretards think that just because they have money they can skip over the hard work, dedication, time studying and frustration that comes with conversion to Judaism.

I sincerely hope that the rabbi and beit din deny her or prolong the process because she's only doing it because of her other half.

Will she be observant? Will she follow the law and traditions that have kept Judaism strong? Has she informed her parents? Is she going to bring her Easter basket to the Passover seder?

Ugh. This chick continues to piss me off.

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stake_spike's picture

Yeah that's why you convert because you want to prove you love someone not because you believe in the religion. Stupid idiot. Is that why she's been speaking Yiddish lately? Anything for press. Or maybe she's looking for the big wigs to give her roles by playing for their side?

Islam = Peace? That's news to me. If I recall the movie Malcolm X that's no booze, no woman and his wife is going to have to start wearing one of those headpieces.

Can't see Lindsey or Snoop sticking with them. Although NY Jews do practice loosely so maybe.

sexy's picture

eww the model is gross too

M.E.'s picture

Shitney and this whole Circus Tour bullshit. GO FUCKING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green Is Good's picture

Re: the Twatney Circus t-shirt.

Twatney is probably prancing around, downing Red Bull, thinking "Ahm so cool and edgy y'all! Lookit mah t-shirt!"

Deb's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:16pm.

Thanks. She is awful, and I wanted to reach into the video and spank the little bastard who was misbehaving.

On-topic, Snoop probably learned about Nation of Islam in jail. It's big there.

Lindsay Lohan is a joke.

Now I must bite the bullet and do my business taxes. Catch y'all later.

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Charles Manson

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:06pm.

Also I think the sleeves are sold seperately - I guess so kids can pretend they have tattoos or some shit. At least thats what they are saying on other sites.
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gia's picture

My husband is Jewish & he doesnt really do anything Jewish unless his grandmother calls him...I would gladly convert, but sadly he doesnt seem overly interested in being Jewish himself, so it would be kind of pointless.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Ed Hardy is so whack. Every time I see people wearing that shit I cringe. Its beyond ugly and leave it to someone as talented and smart as Shitney to design something so fuckin ugly. Yuck.

'A party aint a party till theres red all thru it.'- Queen Pen

shakeitout's picture

(theres no such thing as a good jew and a bad jew... if you're jewish you're jewish. for a lot of people its more of a cultural thing anyway, less religious, so not practicing or following the rules of the hebrew bible doesn't make you 'bad'.)

having said that. lindsay lohan is an idiot. we don't want her.

snowpiece's picture

Fred Flintstone I know, Snoop must have smoked up all his money!
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Fred Flintstone's picture

Snoop - One large to Islam? You big swinging dick!

Thats kind of like saying I am converting but what the fuck, not really. You tight ass piece of shit - go large or go home! Put in a Mil.

pandasoup's picture

is that a guy modelling that shirt????

and 2 conversions in 1 day?

Dirk Diggler's picture

Linds is a shoo-in for Judaism as a hyper-sexual, as-of-late lesbian with multiple mental issues and drug addictions. Make her a rabbi already!

gia's picture

It's not like Samro is a great Jew herself...Does she even practice? Wouldnt there have been pics of her at temple before? Going to a Bar Mitvah doesnt really count. Isnt there a lot involved in converting? Wouldnt she have to *gasp* learn stuff?

parissucksliterally's picture

Stoney, I just think it is such a waste of energy to get so angry over it, which is why I ignore it. I will get very pissed and it just isn't worth it to me. She is an attention whore troll who thrives on people talking about her. But of course, you may have your obsession. :)

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Stoney's picture

You don't know that, paris. Let us have our obsession. I do promise not to talk about it anymore in here, though.

Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:32pm.
Smart kitty.

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Seriously, she never is disturbed by any sound on my computer, but the minute Octo-mom started talking she jumped up, looked at the computer and left the room!

Kinda like that guy that had seizures evertime he heard Mary Hart's voice on ET.

parissucksliterally's picture

Exactly Stoney, it WON'T matter.

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Stoney's picture

If we ignore the cunt there will be no consequences for her actions. SOME of us are trying to hold her accountable! Not that it will matter in the long run, probably.

Reeter's picture

Smart kitty.

carefreea's picture

I don't like music t-shirts generally & BritBrit's one above is very ugly. That said, I've a lovely, soft T of The Clash's - London Calling, which is one of my favourite ever tops.

Who is Ed Hardy?

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parissucksliterally's picture

I am begging you people, PLEASE IGNORE Octo-Mom. I do it every day. It is not difficult.

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I tried to watch Octo-mom's video diary on Radar, but had to turn it off, my cat got all freaked out when it heard her voice.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:08pm.
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She got a new house? With donation money? I really don't like her.

I like my Ed Hardy's too.

Stoney's picture

Well I found my Ed Hardy t-shirt at Marshalls! No fucking WAY I spent 80 bucks on it.

Stoney's picture

Well I like my Ed Hardy t-shirt because it is extra soft, fits me perfectly, and is longer, which I like. You can't find that quality at Walfart, sorry. Unfortunately I washed it with red flannel pants and turned it pink. I still wear that shit though.

Zappy's picture

Rolling my eyes at Lohan...Saw that on TV last night and promptly changed the channel to a CSI episode that I have seen 500 thousand times before.

At this point she is desperately seeking spirituality to cure her ills. God helps those who help themselves. Don't expect miracles unless you wanna do some soul searching bimbo head.

Im a Princess's picture

Since we are on the subject of Ed Hardy...there is no way I would spend $80+ dollars on a stupid T-shirt. Ridiculous.
Anyways...I'm not into the Brit shirt...but I know thousands of teeny boppers will be.

Oh, and Charlize is the standard for hot...she is pretty much perfect. In my opinion anyway.

parissucksliterally's picture

That shirt is fucking heinous. Ed Hardy is CRAP.

Oh YAY! We Jews are SOOOOOO happy that Blowhan is becoming one of us! *rolls eyes*

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