Tuesday, March 3rd 2009

Sharon Osbourne Sued For Beating A Skank


Megan Hauserman needs to realize that if she's going to be on a Vh1 reality show, she's either going to get ass beat or she's going to catch some mutant breed of crotch bugs. Either or. That's why Megan shouldn't be shocked that Sharon Osbourne poured wine on her ass and yanked at her skanky weave after she called Ozzy "brain dead." The brawl went down on the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show a little while ago and now Megan is suing over it.

TMZ says Megan filed the lawsuit yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court. Megan is suing for "for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress."

Emotional distress?! Battery? This is coming from a skeezer who kissed on Bret Michaels and probably peeked under under his bandana. If that doesn't scar your emotions for life, I don't know what does. Megan is suing the wrong bitch.

Dumb fuck Megan should also come better prepared next time. She needs to get herself one of those expensive bullet-proof wigs. Not even an Osbourne could rip that shit off.

Posted by: Michael K


olfof4's picture

REALLY REALLY? - WAY TO GO SHARON!!! that skank got what she deserves - We're pulling for ya!

juni's picture

The brain dead calling the brain dead, "Brain Dead."

Rosemary's picture

I don't like some things about ozzy but I do like him too, I can't not like him, he made some awesome music.

Rosemary's picture

I think Sharon is a hypocrite for teaching "Charm School" (even though she was paid and it wasn't her idea I"m sure) and kicking people off for hitting, etc but I still like her. But I don't think she is classy enough to seriously teach it, but it's really all a joke anyway. I don't like that girl though, but, Sharon started on her. Anyway, In general I do like Sharon. She's better than her kids lol. For being a celeb anyway, she's not so bad.

Whatever's picture

Sharon and all these skanks are fame hungry whores.

jessie4's picture

megan was also on the show Beauty and the Geek...and she won it! maybe thats how she got hooked on being a dumbass famewhore

madam ex's picture

2 dumb cunts in a lawsuit, what's news here?
Sharon does deserve to be sued though, who the fuck does she think she is? Just because Megan is legally retarded and was very obviously stoned out of her fucking mind at the time of the reunion doesn't mean Sharon can attack her cause she said the truth. Sharons family is a fucking mess and the truth does hurt. Fuck em both, nah, fuck em all.

woodhorse's picture

Any reason for suing Sharon Osborne is a good reason.

SO, I guess the whole "Trophy Wife" thing is off. I was SO looking forward to that retarded ho being on TV again....NOT.Sharon was TOO easy on her. I remember her on "Rock of Skanks" and she was all quiet and shit and normal...I guess the crabs of Bret Michaels made her insane.

MuffinAmy's picture

This Megan bitch will do anything to stay in the spotlight.

Famewhore.

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Winominx's picture

"Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:31am.
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Beating a skank is every citizen's civic duty. Like voting!"

True dat. Been meaning to tell you how great your avy is, by the way.

BangoSkank's picture

I hate fucktards who file unnecessary bullshit lawsuits, but I also hate Sharon, her 2 little asshole kids, and how together they have fucked up Ozzy's legacy in rock history.....

So I find myself torn.

Datura1207's picture

"What did that video prove other than she threw a drink on her? Never saw who threw the first punch..."

Boomsy, I think they edited the punching, hair grabbing stuff out. I (pathetically) tried to see the behind the scenes stuff about the fight on the VH1 website and it said that they couldn't show video since it was "evidence" or some shit.

I agree that what they showed on tv was mild. I'm sure Megan has been covered in wine before, I don't know why she'd be shocked by this.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

I hate Sharon Obsourne and her trashtastic family. Sharon is one of the biggest low lifes around. Yuck she is so unclassy its actually repulsive.

milash's picture

To think I rooted for Megan on Beauty and the Geek and now look what depths shes sunk to...

Rosebud's picture

Shocker, who didn't see this shit coming. I hope this tramp gets nothing, but, sadly, she probably will.

gia's picture

I hate all the Osbournes except for Ozzy & that may have something to do with him being "brain dead". Megan is a stupid little greedy opportunistic cunt. They both suck, so I dont care.

ricki lake's picture

Oh whatever. Megan said something shitty just because she knew Sharon would get pissed off, and then Sharon got pissed off. Big fucking surprise. However, Sharon Osbourne is ridiculously full of herself, and had quite the attitude on Charm School ("I'M the motherfuckin' celebrity!!!"), so I can't really blame Megan for being like "What-the-fuck-ever." Too bad Megan has a fat, ugly person's face on a bikini model's body. Barf.

I'm Team Lily on this one. GO LILY!!! Tiny chi chi pigglebean cutie!

suze's picture

I love Sharon.

Whether you agree with her lifestyle or not, she kicks butt in high heels.

I couldn't agree with her more - *You fuck with me, fine. But you don't fuck with my family*

Skank Megan took a low blow at Sharon's husband.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

tenspoonsofspin's picture

(In my best Kanye voice).......

KICK HER ASS AGAIN, SHAZZA!!!!!!

SarCatOtt's picture

ughhhh megan is one of the most awful people ever! at least some of those vh1 reality skanks are funny. no one likes this girl. make her go away.

Lavadama's picture

Booo that they didn't show the actual FIGHT. Don't tease it, show promos of it then not give us what we wanna see. It's like giving oral sex. You stay on it till the job is finished, you don't leave right in the middle of it!

VH-1 Fail.

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Pimpcessa's picture

Sharon ROCKS!!

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yves.'s picture

i want to sue megan for emotional and neurological distress too. every time this bitch is on television and i happen to see her, i lose brain cells.

anyway, why isn't there a clip of when sharon was beating the shit out of her? you know, when it cuts to the audience, where is camera 1??!

soul's picture

Sharon is one bad A. :)good one Sharon.!

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what took the skank so long. I thought she was gonna sue any way to get her skanky hands on free cash. Why is the ho mad Sharon was right she shouln't breed that dumb hillbilly with fake tits and a face only a mother can love should not have kids

Jezzy's picture

I think Sharon's lawyers are going to have a field day with this s**t, their going to go back through every reality t.v. show that she has been on and pick apart everything she has ever done or said, to prove that she is manipulative, conniving and a bully. You can bet they are going to get witness statements from the other contestants that were there, that are going shoot down any hopes Megan has of getting any money from Mrs Osbourne.

I've been mistaken for a responsible adult

can we deport the osbourne's or bar them from entering the country?
we got enough tpt that we don't need englands

Whatever! Sharon deserved it for telling Megan she shouldn't be allowed to "breed". Sharon is like 200 fucking years old and shouldn't be talking, just take look at how sad her children have turned out to be. And her husband IS braindead.

Truth hurts doesn't it old hypocritical bitch. XD

Team KFed's picture

Fuck Megan. Fuck her hard right up her ass.

She'd better hope she gets some money (re: $2,000)cuz suing Sharon Osbourn is going to get her blacklisted for life.

You must die. I alone am best.

KD's picture

Isn't "emotional distress" a common side effect to life, in general?

Heck, i'd probably sue, too. It's simple really. Sharon has money, I don't. Therefore I would sit and figure out a way to get some of it.

Silvara0428's picture

Summary:
"Low rent hooker needs funds for new fug ass attire."

I would just as soon spit on this bitch as to have to listen to her talk.

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Sluttsville's picture

All I'm going to say is Happy Square Root Day.

madam s.'s picture

Those bouncers took action much too quickly for my taste.

WinosNeighbour's picture

But if we come to the core of it all, Megan is right. It's just not very lady-like to blurt it all out in public...
Apart from that, Megan is not a bit better because I can hear jealousy, tehehe.

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boomsy's picture

What did that video prove other than she threw a drink on her? Never saw who threw the first punch...

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Reeter's picture

Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:31am.
Beating a skank is every citizen's civic duty. Like voting!

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!! It should be the law!

Snarkley's picture

Slapping that drunken bitch just made me love Sharon that much more.

Nanners's picture

Beating a skank is every citizen's civic duty. Like voting!

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SpiceDong's picture

And that's how you put a skank in her place...well done, Sharon!

The skank is suing 'cause rent is due, johns are hard to come by these days and she needs the money. That's all.

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I absolutely loved watching that stupid skank (I used to watch Beauty & the Geek w/ my husband, the things you do for love) getting beat down. She is probably the most annoying talentless reality bimbo, she's probably salivating over the thought of suing for money instead of nationally humiliating herself for it.

Watch Sharon countersue for calling her "brain dead." TMZ can be impressive in its muckraking. It just found like six 911 domestic disturbance calls from or about Octomom's household in the years before she had the octuplets.

Reeter's picture

She probably has to sue to make some money. I'm sure she's out of reality shows offers.

Someone should sue her ass for irritating the American public and walking around with that weird ass body of hers.

Rebitcha's picture

What has society become? People acting like idiots needs to go out of style SOON!