Monday, March 2nd 2009
Why Do People Want To Be On Barbara Walters' Face?
This morning on The View, crazy old Barbara Walters said, "Why do people want to be on MyFace?" Because your Twatter is always down, Babs.
P.S. - Pouring a mixture of industrial-grade bleach, OxiClean and Ammonia on a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, then rubbing it on your forehead doesn't kill the mental images. I tried.
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babwa made a funny...
"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.
You would have to pay me $250K to watch one episode of that show: Cackling hens talking over each other is not fascinating.
Baba is a senile ego-maniac self-important piece of shit. If she's on, watch her walk to her seat, she can hardly get on the chair. The only reason I watch is Whoopie and Joy, who are hilariously funny and have intelligent comments, unlike Lizzie and Baba. As for Sherri, gag me. Her brain is the opposite size of her tits.
Not a good mental image...um..no.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
While I was Twattering on my Bookface page, I realized I've been spending too much time on the Walky-talky phone and and the Interwebs. I've gotta go fix the wires on my TV by June so I get the digital robot signals from outer space.
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I spent the whole fucking day shoveling and reading this made life worth living again, love you Mikey!!!!
Amateur. You should have used a ShamWow instead of the Magic Eraser. The combination of Billy Mays' and Billy Meth's promotional powers are explosive...explosively cleansing!
this show is mecha corny.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
"Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines"
Maybe she thinks laughing will make her body flush her devil spawn from her body and that would be abortion and she would have to be angry at herself and blame pro-lifers some how. Or maybe she's soulless and therefore unable to laugh.
Barbara Walters is so freaking old she remembers when people like Whoopee were picking cotton. And u want to give her sht for sayin' Myface instead of Myspace or Facebook or watever her dim bulb meant?
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I have seen her profile on ***wealthytigermeat . com*** it is the place on the internets for species to mingle with other species (sock monkeys), to share borax and catnip and bumhole shenanigans.
What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site??? Just curious.
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Stopped watching when they hired the last ignorant whore.
it's ok- she's elderly... at least she has an excuse...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Elisabeth didnt laugh because she is preoccupied with the beautiful life in her tummy. That lil fella kicking around and laughing and such...
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Submitted by UKer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:50pm.
Perz represents all that's wrong with the world,
hit by a truck and i hope he gets cancer in his hole.
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Whoa, Nelly. They got decaf in the UK??
ITA re: Piggez btw.
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike
MyFace and Twatter! Holee shit, that sounds like something I'd say!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Elizabeth makes me sick, why didnt she laugh, because she's the perfect mom and abhors porno and never curses, etc., etc., etc., god I hate that fucking cunt.
And that was pretty funny her saying myface.
Elizabeth didn't laugh because the joke was way too subtle for her.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:51pm.
Hahahaha! Oh wow. Babs is truly a hero.
Side note, look at Elisabeth not laughing.
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She looked aghast to me. LOL!
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I'm with Barnabas.
Hahahaha! Oh wow. Babs is truly a hero.
Side note, look at Elisabeth not laughing. What a kiss ass. Even Babs thought her mistake was funny!
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Haha I love it, that's the sort of comment my grandma would make, she's so wonderfully lacking in the understanding of computers. Their computer got a virus and they asked me for help, and I said "oh it's nothing your 'puter has a virus" my grandma looked shocked and said "what you mean there are viruses, inside that box?!" I knew her misunderstanding and said "it's not a human type virus" but she gave me a disbelieving look and sidled away from the virus box and probably now sprays it with disinfectant just to be on the safe side...
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:41pm.
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Perz represents all that's wrong with the world, his constant attacks on Jen Aniston are turning nastier by the day, she should take a restraining order against him, i feel he could harm her if he ever got close enough, his obsession with Mayer is just creepy.
he is a disgusting lech and a pedo.
somebody please teach him a lesson, i hope some bitch will fuck him up good one of these days, i hope he gets done for DUI and goes to prison and gets the crap bitten out of him, i hope he gets hit by a truck and i hope he gets cancer in his hole.
rant over.
feel much better now.
Babs wonders why people want to be on youtube, myspace, etc. yet she's one of the original publicity whores herself.
2009--Year of the Memaw...on MyFace.
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike
Submitted by UKer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:38pm.
This is completely unrelated but is it wrong that i want to jump on a plane to LA, find where pigez lives and shoot the motherfucker in the face?
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LOL! Strangely I've been having this thought randomly, myself, of late. I don't really wanna shoot him so much as just, like, ruin his life or something. He really has become beyond annoying. I will always be grateful to him for helping me find this and other places...but really - he makes a good door but a horrible window.
(Wow - That's deep. And witty. I'm good! Way too good for Perez that's fersure. And I don't even write this blog - I just post here:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
This is completely unrelated but is it wrong that i want to jump on a plane to LA, find where pigez lives and shoot the motherfucker in the face?
OMG...what's that bitches name beside Whoopie....? I forget. HA! I bet you she DIED in that moment cuz that woman is as raunchy as FUCK in her stand up, dudes. It must have been why Goldie rushed to fill in the space before she went and lost herself....Haha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
*performs lobotomy*
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:11pm.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck has to be one of the most beautiful woman to ever to walk the earth...so blond, so republican
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Something gives me the idea you like those kinda women for some very dirty reasons.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!
My children now fear for my sanity and think I'm nuts. You know, more than usual.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
I love The View!
Submitted by Suki on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:14pm.
"Why do people want to be on MyFace?" Because your Twatter is always down, Babs.
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I laughed so obnoxiously that i got shushed in my own home..
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Me too! Except I'm here by myself. :)
elizabeth a beautiful woman?
she's a steaming pile of dog shit.
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"Why do people want to be on MyFace?" Because your Twatter is always down, Babs.
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I laughed so obnoxiously that i got shushed in my own home....LMMFAO
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck has to be one of the most beautiful woman to ever to walk the earth...so blond, so republican
i never looked up the 1st black senator she cheated with, how the f does this guy pass for black?
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Will pregnancy make me wear such awful shirts like Hasselshreck's? Looks like someone threw up liquorice on that.
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I would have to be sedated to watch that show.
I HATE THAT SHOW AND I HATE ALL THE STUPID C*&% 's ON IT!
babwa is losing it! haha!
but wait! did anyone hear Jimmy Kimmel say "clit" on his show the other night?!! hahahaaa! he was so embarrassed he hid under his desk
i can't even remember who the guest was, i just remember "the clit"
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Whoopie needs to WHOOPIE off a cliff.
they're all desperate wrinkled sluts.
I use to like Babs but, then I read her book! Now, she makes my stomach turn........time to put it to bed Babs.
I think the most important question here is, why is this show still on the air?
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