Tuesday, March 3rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 2nd!
Gesundheit - Team Valtrex
Runners-up:
aftermath of diddys 36 hour tantric sex session - madamesuzette
Everyone tried to warn Baby Jesus that once Vadge got her tentacles around him she'd suck away his his youth and beauty, but he just wouldn't listen. - PrettiestBoyInPuppetland
(Thanks Bill)
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*throws confetti* *blows party horn*
Congrats TV!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
May every Jack has his Jill. Still Don't have a date?
Check out___________Mixed Friends. c o m________
There are Over millions of profiles from all over the world!Everything is FREE! Don't forget to tell your friends!
**hands TV a bouquet of flowers, a sash, and a tiara**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Congrats to da weiners!
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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Gesundheit - Team Valtrex
Awright! Win for TV!
Thank my Lord Beelzebub that i missed this one!! Nothing! Congratz to TeamV, simple and funny Hahahahaha....also funny fools Prettiest and Madamesuzette, great stuff!
Hahaha. TV
Congrats...unfortunately the prize money...uh...well I got 50 cents.
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Congrats Team Valtrex!
Now that you're a champion.......going to Disneyland next?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Congrats, winners! TV, I love it! Short, sweet, and funny as hell!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LMAO @ TV
*hands Team Valtrex her prize of a dozen donuts and a linty mint ball thingie*
Sorry, I tasted each donut to see what kina fillin was in it.
Cool, now I can quit my job and live off the prize money!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:31am.
Here Here! I second that notion!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Congrats TV!! No longer a bridesmaid!
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Bolloxology
This is so nasty looking.
www.IGotConverse.com
So what exactly am I looking at?? i think MK should write out a description of the pic after the winners have been announced lol Im always so confused
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
TV!! Congrats! No longer always a bride's maid. Well, more like a flower girl.
Gesundheit - Team Valtrex
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I lmao at this. Lots of good ones for one really effed up photo. Congrats winners
Conrats all. Yay TV!
Nice job. Congrats winners.
Yeah....Team Valtrex gets to finally wear that damn wedding dress today. Congrats TV, madamesuzette, and PrettiestBoyInPuppetland.
thanks Cword!
I'm a cat. I always land on my feet and use another of my nine lives.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Off topic:
WTH have I been? Congrats triscuit, and all the best cth!
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
MARRIED?
omg, congrats to the lucky fucker who got you!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:59am.
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well I missed your funnay ass!
I got marred...um I mean married!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Congrats Winners!
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
GREAT STUFF!!
TV *golf clap*
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:55am.
hey you! hugs and ass grabs!
I lost my shit in the great foreclosure crisis and I was moving.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:25am.
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I was just asking about you the other day!
WHERE DA FUCK YOU BEEN,BITCH???
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
I love it when MK teases us with a pic before we actually knowwwwwwwwwww what the topic is going to be.
*taps foot impatiently and bites nails (what's left of um) or do I have to wait til I get to work before it's revealed OHHHHHHHH THE SUSPENSEEEEEEEE*
Congrats winners!!
MK, enough with the PETA meat puppets pics...
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Congrats to all the Winners!
At first glance that chit reminded me of my oatmeal and raisins. Now I'm going to gag it down in the morning..
Congrats ♥TV! I owe ya a vodka and pineapple, my lurvley!
WTG, Madamsuzette and PrettiestBoyInPuppetland!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
TeeVee!!!!! You a winnah, funny ass! Congratulations madamesuzette and PrettiestBoyInPuppetland.
CONGRATS WINNERS,NICE.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
serioulsy, off topic, what is that?
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Ever wonder what a "shit-stain on the human race" looks like? Look no further.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:23am.
Hey, did you guys see the size of that fucking pigeon?
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Ha ha ha! Aaaand we have a winner!!!
Bob got out of the Proctology industry, the day after he had to administer Rosie O'Donnell's enema.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Industrial accident at the Silly Putty factory.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Gwynneth's personal chef.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The biggest hazard involved with being Dumbo's handler.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hey, did you guys see the size of that fucking pigeon?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Octomom's diaper wrangler, carrying out his doody.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bob was kicked out of the DEVO cover band for constantly getting too shit-faced.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bob lived to regret scoring front row tickets to the Wynona Judd concert.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
the only guy who gets goop
octomom is now selliing her collection of umbilical cords and foreskin including your very own blow up maternity doctor.
Getting his shit together for a better tomorrow, Michael Jackson tries yet another GD contraption to preserve his youth!!!
Missy Elliot got it all wrong when she took her friends' advice to come out!
See what happens when Joan Rivers takes her make-up off?