Morning Wood

two days ago jermaine jackson was on tv so showed my little girl knowing it would confuse her. i said "hey look, there's michael jackson's brother"- she said "that guy?" i was like "yeah" she said "so why is michael jackson white?"

Pam needs to cover her face..at least wear sunglasses girl!

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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*reviving Stoney with cold water & a bong*
I've missed you too honey! Hope you see this. *muah*

O/T: ITA with those that think Wacko has stick-on noses - I remember it falling off a long time ago and it was like seeing a cadaver's head. *shudder*

Hey who is that white guy?

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Michael, you need to know that Ryanair has no barf bags.
They do not have one of those'kangaroo' bags' on the back of each seat (people usually vomit on the seats or on other people which the stewardesses never clean up, but they have a lovely lemon perfume that they spray to cover the stink). There are no buttons to adjust your seats.
There are no trays, no politeness, no humanity.

I abandoned the bastards long time ago. Viva BA!!!

Pete Wentz needs to pull up his goddamn pants!

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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive

"Quoted from E!Online: "i'm a miley fan.."

Don't feel too worried, I used to type like that when I was 13 or so.. most of us grow out of it eventually.

Ryanair is fucking horrible. I took it as a connecting flight with my luggage (I was abroad for three months)... told me that my luggage was around 10 kilos overweight, charged me over 250 Euros for it. It said nothing about it in the policy.

Easyjet is shit aswell.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

God, someone tell that cum dumpster Pam Anderson to go away!
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"You and motherfucker and ain't all that!"

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:19pm.

Jacko looks like the spawn of Slash and an iguana.
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I don't think Slash would get with Wayne Newton.

But I could be wrong.

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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike

Submitted by Datura1207 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:19pm.
Is it me, or does Michael Jackson have the same exact nose as Katie Holmes?
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He probably has a wide selection, all interchangable and held on with velcro.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:12am.
what is pete wentz ethnicity? he looks like he's missing a chromosome there...
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Are you asking if he is human? If so, the jury is still out on that one.

"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown

Good lord Pink! Yuck

"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown

Is it me, or does Michael Jackson have the same exact nose as Katie Holmes?

Jacko looks like the spawn of Slash and an iguana.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

I feel pity on him, I like his song very much before. But now his face was destroied completed!One of his neighbors posted a topic about him on the famous celebrity&wealthy dating site ^^^^^ C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M^^^^^, she said he always cover his face when going out, and he is nearly a mad man and becoming more and more strange.

Wacko Jacko looks like a flying monkey from Wizard of Oz. I bet if you throw a bucket of water at him he'd melt like the bad witch.

I still like "Thriller"....oh well.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:54am.
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Yeah, I sometimes find myself even slipping in a few "text" words here and there on the internet. Ack! Idiocracy, here we come.

"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:57am.
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Most likely. In fact, that kid's mother is probably the one who wrote this little gem there:
motherof two jonas brothersfans Sun, Mar 1, 2009, 12:31 PM
"all of you need to shut up it was a good movie and my two girls LOVED it and two of thier friends did too!!!! it was well worth the money and why cant the jonas brothers be who they are instead of everyone comparing them to everyone else they represent somthing good for once and in today's world that's what our tween girls REALLY NEED!!!!!!!!!!! GO JOBRO'S"

"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:00pm.
LOL DG you were talking about MJ right? I get it too! whoo hooo! ♥
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Eh, don't be nice. FAIL at trying to be funny with this post! : )

LOL DG you were talking about MJ right? I get it too! whoo hooo! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:03am.
Bai Ling is looking rather well groomed. Her outfit is awfully conservative too!

I spent 5 mins trying to find a pic of her. Your humor is too subtle for dense me. :)

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Actually I don't think the problem lies with you being dense, so much as it is with me, not being very funny. : )

Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:52am.

This is why stupid people shouldn't breed. Let me guess, her name is Madison and she lives in the suburbs and her mother and father are giant uneducated beasts with early onset diabetes from too much McDonalds?

Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:52am.
Quoted from E!Online: "i'm a miley fan.

Wow. The text generation. Now I feel guilty for using "cuz."

Quoted from E!Online: "i'm a miley fan. i lik the the jobros too n the reason i tink they did not do that well is that disney is stupid! their doing the same thing as miley( a 3d concert) so nowonder no 1 wanna see it n then ticket is 15 dollars! i lik the hm/miley concert so 2 all haters out there get a life bcuz if u dun lik her then y even comment about her."

Ah, the intellect of a rising generation. *reaches for handgun*

"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"

So here's where all ya'll bitchez be hidin'

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:23am.

FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*flashes tits*

*falls over*

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:03am.
Bai Ling is looking rather well groomed. Her outfit is awfully conservative too!

I spent 5 mins trying to find a pic of her. Your humor is too subtle for dense me. :)

Thanks Hekki: missed many asses on here - I have a snow day today so I thought I'd have some fun on D. *hug*

Does anyone really think Blake will keep clean?
Wino?

So is he dying or not? Make up your gotdayum mind MJ. He's like the grandma that keeps telling people she's dying and then fucking cackles when she magically recovers after you've prepared yourself for her bucket-kicking.

EXACTLY, Snowy! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

I know drama! the hair! the outfit! the pose with the ciggie!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

Submitted by Stoney: "Pete Wentz has a one bedroom apartment? Um, ok."

I was thinking that, too! How, with a baby? I mean, our kids were in our room for the first year or two, but you still need a place for all their shit.

Although if that's all he can afford, I can't snark too hard. Better than one of those McMansions that are money pits.

I use the word "trollop" all the time. Stops me swearing as much.

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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.

Submitted by MizRo:
"A) Michael Jackson needs to be euthanized.

B) Anderson needs to be euthanized."

Agreed. Good to see you here, MizRo! Missed your ass.

MJ is fucking skinny!

The Jonas Brothers need to stop embarrassing themselves.
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Douchechill!

BWAHAHAHAHA! I just looked at Wino's MIL! Trollop indeed!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Pink is a tranny? Good to know.

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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike

A) Michael Jackson needs to be euthanized.

B) Anderson needs to be euthanized.

C) Why does Simpson always look dugged and in a trance? The blank look in her eyes is disturbing.

D) Wino is a trollop.

Which Jonas brother is pictured?

I hate it when woman look like they have 4 boobs. WEAR a bra that FITS, PAM!

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:19am.

LOL! But that ONLY happens when I see Pete Wentz. Otherwise I have my head screwed on pretty tight and the animals are ok.

*wipes walls, picks up cat pelts and pets dog*

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:04am.
Hekki, I think Pete looks a lot like Jeremy Piven

OMG so true! no wonder they are two of my most hated in Hollywood!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

"OK in the Wino link, the pictures...is that her mother in law in the last two? because if so who the fuck is she to be calling anyone a trollop!?!?!?"

lmao, i'm glad it's not just me. i looked at those and went, "wait. ... tf?"

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but, then again, what do i know?

Pam really needs to stop overplucking and invest in a decent colorist and skin care regime. Girl looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.

As for emo boy Pete -- there should be a law that prevents such fug to be out in public. He looks like a fucked up little lawn jockey.

Pete Wentz thinks he's going to be murdered? He's right. Once his son realizes his name is Bronx Mogli, he better lock his bedroom door.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:10am.
Every time I see Pete Wentz I beat my dog and skin my cats, then my head spins around like a top before it pops off and spews toxins everywhere!

LOL. I see now how you got your name. Got a little Linda Blair action goin' on.
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Thriller/ExorcistHoofd_Hoog.j...

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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?

It was 80 fucking degrees all weekend. STOP wearing Uggs when it is warm!

If they start charging to use the toilet on American flights I do know what kind of fit I will throw....yes I do, a shit fit!

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I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
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Pete Wentz has a one bedroom apartment? Um, ok.

Pamela Anderson looks like a CRACKWHORE.

Submitted by Nanners: "Are Pam's eyebrows tatooed on? Classy. Also nice Uggs, MISS PETA."

Oooh. Good point.