This Is No Time For Smiling!
Why is that ho just standing there smiling? When there's a Chris Brown coming at you with a fist out, you don't fucking standing there like it's cute! You jump in that flower bush or dive in the damn water. A smile isn't going to protect your ass.
But seriously, whoever is Chris Brown's crisis management whore is doing a fail ass job. Here he is in Miami having just the time of his damn life, skipping around and being all merry-like. It's almost like he's saying to us, "I just beat a bitch down and now I'm going to Disneyland."
While Chris was outside beating waves down with his jetski, RiRi was inside the house reportedly trying to get her shit together. Hopefully, bitch was chanting some "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" shit. If it worked for Tina Turner, it might work for RiRi.
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Submitted by SimplySaid on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:41pm.
Please learn how to correctly use VERBS. Christ.
Are u serious? People act as if Chris Brown been beating on this girl on a regular basis, HE HAS NOT!! Actually from what I gather, she is the one who gets quite physical. Did you ever stop to think that "she hit him first" and thats why she's back with him? The media and LAPD drove her back to him actually by trying to paint him as this friggin villain! She is not an abused woman and doesn't wish to be the poster woman for abuse!! She not one time came out and said, he hit me!! That photo was leaked by LAPD trying to crucify that boy in the media and basically, it wasnt as bad as I thought from the reports they had out there!! Sorry I'm adult about this and know that, arguments escalate and things happen and that dont always make the person no damn abuser nor the woman a victim!! Please with all this nonsense!! She gone come out and say, "I hit him first and he defended himself against my advances, he dont beat on me" and I don't have no damn battered woman's syndrome!! I swear, the folks lookin in sho is JUDGEMENTAL, wonder if you ever had an argument that went awry??
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent....
A previous writer staed "Children". Thats the key word. My Mom or/and Dad would not allowed me to travel alone and perform without their presence. Where are the parents to guide them in a healthy relationship. I blame the makers of these two children (the parents).
i fear for the jetski's safety after he's done riding it
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The thing that's sad about this situation, is RiRi is putting up with this BS in a dating relationship. Does she think she deserves a beatdown from a bf??
She has so many opportunties and choices open to her, I'm sure there are good men out there that would treat her right, yet she chooses to be with a man that smacks her around. I think Tina Turner needs to counsel her on "What's Love Got To Do With It".
The question to ask is would anyone put up with this from a stranger? I think not, it's called assault but apparently if it's your significant other than it's called a misunderstanding.
He is happy and smiling because RiRi took him back...he thinks he is in the clear now.
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and he paid his new publicist how much and thought this was a good idea?
Where are the adult sensible minds in this situation to sit these two little children down and explain a lil sumthin' sumthin about the facts of life? Because that's all they are...children playing lil grown up games, and not very well either I might add.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
This guy reminds me of a budding OJ. Seriously. This sort of immense arrogance will only end with him in his car being chased by the cops. What a dickhead. And how stupid and hopeless is Rhianna? She has all the money and fame in the world, and she's now just basically thrown any respect anyone had for her by going back to this douchebag. Gross.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:14pm.
Good link angel. I don't know why but a lot of people refuse to believe the abuse cycle can be 2-sided. It's the truth whether folks want to believe it or not. It's not always that way but it DOES happen, more than one would realize.
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And the full movie talks about it in the longer term too...over generations...a kind of back and forth thing going on...not really back and forth...but how SOMEONE has got to let go of it for it to stop.
It also includes some interesting interviews with spiritual people of many walks...and their focus on personal accountability. Something I think Chris could stand to learn a thing or two about.
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Good ole' Chris "beat em down" Brown. I just don't get it. RiRi is hot, with a body for days... why go back to this douche? He surely can't be great in the sack...
"Ooh, muffins!"
"Why is that ho just standing there smiling? When there's a Chris Brown coming at you with a fist out, you don't fucking standing there like it's cute! You jump in that flower bush or dive in the damn water. A smile isn't going to protect your ass."
LOL.
That reminds me of when SNL spoofed on that Des'ree song "You Gotta," as sung by OJ's ex-wife (who lived.)
"You gotta be fast, you gotta run hard and hide in the refrigerator."
He will probably beat her up again.
the way he's been acting like a little kid having the time of his life, makes me detest him more. He just thinks it will blow over.
What a couple of fucking morons!
see...i knew slapping women would not ruin lives or careers...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:59am.
"Nam Myoho Renge Kyo"
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BWAHAHAHAHAA I learned that shit from the Monkees!!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Fuck him and his bullshit. I fucking hate the both of them; Chris Brown for being a douche. Rihanna for being a dumb twat.
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He is so smug in these pics, I wanna lay a beatdown on HIM. Fucking punk.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:14pm.
Good link angel. I don't know why but a lot of people refuse to believe the abuse cycle can be 2-sided. It's the truth whether folks want to believe it or not. It's not always that way but it DOES happen, more than one would realize.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Motherf*cker!
It looks like the ghetto ho's are lining up to take a beat down from Cris Brown.. hey that rhymes!
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Sounds as though they deserve each other!!!
Kiss those careers goodbye.
I'm sure you've all noticed that Brown looks like he has right, left, up AND down syndrome. That's some dumbface right there.
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Diary of a Tired Black Man.
It's a Doc based on a Youtube short:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz7BZSfYpls&feature=PlayList&p=D7F129DF90...
That's where it started. They took it to the streets and interviewed a whole bunch of people on the issues surrounding it.
It's gonna come off like RiRi "deserved it" just from this but the whole film is quite intriguing - I watched it twice this weekend. All about the cycle of abuse on BOTH sides.
Really - it's very compelling tho quite low budget.
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Maybe RiRi is taking care of this Godfather stye.
Lull the little prick into a false sense of security, then when he least expects it - BLAMMO!!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
RUN BITCH!!
As my sister once told me, "hit me once, kill me"
well he looks remorseful to me. heck, can't a brother take a jet ski break from beating his stupid ho.
the sickest thing is all these colleagues of theirs coming out and babbling about that 'everyone makes mistakes' and shit. it seems to me this is just the one time he got caught.
does anyone remember who these condoning violence assholes are?
Hope she can leave Chris!! Don`t you know Chris is dating at " C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M " with username " happyforu66"??
This crap is not OK people! You know what black women and men need to quit acting like this behavior is ok just because he apologized, there was a time(before I was born...) that this Chris dude would have had a mud hole stomped in his ass by more than one brother...anyway...the heart of true chivalry is dead...and I think women held the stake as the men drove it in...look Halle Berry must be having flash backs hearing about Rhianna...I sure wish she would talk with her...I read Rhianna watched her dad abuse her mother and drugs as a kid this is sad and she needs to value herself like all women should .www.actlikealadythinklikeaman.com
a new book out called "Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man" ...I haven't read it but it sounds like a good read for women that want to carry themselves with value...
He looks a little too pleased with himself. Ugh, jackass.
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Excellent quote Clarisse. I have Gavin's book, "The Gift of Fear."
He acts like a teenager; she will regret her decision if in fact she is back with him.
Once a man violates a woman, it is just a sign of what is to continue and may end tragically.
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He's obviously very arrogant and sure of himself that he isn't going to prison. Even if I myself was in his situatiion and knew the same I would have some type of conscious and morals to not be outside on a jet ski having the time of my life. This whole situation is boring me now actually. His "team" tipped off the paparazzi when and where he would be. And Rihanna is stupid. I feel like this is a whole big publicity stunt. This is 2009 and we can make hot ass Brad Pitt look old and wrinkled baby then we can certainly make Rihanna look like she has a few facial bruises. Either way people should ban both of them. They are role models whether they like it or not.
omg thumbnail 4 form the last, hes about to kick that girl right in the head!!!!
I have photographic evidence now, call me to court.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:18am.
I told you that's his passive aggressive way of letting you know he expects a tip. Hi!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
he has nothing to not smile about. He knows he ain't going to jail.
Fucker.
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Here is my post from yesterday to clear up the Q-Tip mystery.
Enjoy:
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 6:47pm.
Momus and Sugaroo-
Last week my contractor came over to do some prelimb. work before he went off to do some Indian things (don't ask!) anyway he was measuring some stuff and he asked me if I had any Q-Tips, I said sure and thinking he was gonna teach me some new trick using Q-Tips in carpentry, I brought out several and stood in astonishment while he CLEANED HIS EARS! Then he proceeds to hand them to me, I tell him to wait a sec, and I went in the house and put on my yellow playtex gloves, went back and collected the dirty Q-Tips. As I told folks on here the day that this happened, normally I would have lost it over something like this, but he is really good, hard to get for jobs and I have been waiting for him to get around to my projects for months.
sheeps: enuffffffff with the freaking snow! it's still going on and we're supposed to get more later!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Basically Chris Brown is giving everyone the finger and letting us all know YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!!!! So is Diddy. Rihanna, however, clearly sent the message, you CAN beat me because I love you and know you'll change and never ever do that again. Two words, stupid girl, NICOLE BROWN.
Can we say psychopath?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 9:15am.
read this bs:
http://www.popeater.com/music/article/chris-brown-rihanna-miami/364084
Boy do you have the right user-name for today! I wanna thank you for that link, because it brought me to the same photos of young starlet Miley Cyrus jogging with her stunt BF. One can't really get enough of that montage, it seems.
Of course he's happy. He beat up a girl and then basically got away with it because the STUPID girl went back to him! So now here he is being all smug and arrogant. I can't stand him OR her! Whatever happens to her now, well, she can only blame herself since she went back to him.
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I don't really care. She's a grown woman, she knows he's an asshole, I sure she's got Team Rihanna looking on worriedly, and she probably won't be happy until he puts her in traction.
or the morgue. And livin in some dream that if she outlives him, she'll fix him, and life will be a bed of roses.
think that about covers it for me.
I'd be bouncing around too if the bitch I beat down came back to my ass and saved my career from Ike Turner oblivion. Rhianna returning to his side sends a terrible message.
I bet his lawyers and PR peeps said to go about biz as usual, looking happy. Anyone in L.A. who sees these shots is in the potential jury pool. I also bet we see him doing something like volunteer work in a soup kitchen.
Their careers are gonna rebound? From what? - 0 to 0?