The Triumphant Return Of The Crackie Of Camden!
The peace and quiet that has fallen over London these past couple of months has come to an end now that Amy Wino is back from her sitdown performance as the resident drunktard of St. Lucia! Crackzilla arrived back in Britain yesterday and didn't waste any time getting back to her old ways. Ah. The world can spin again.
The Sun says that before Wino's raggedy ballet slipper even touched the ground of London, she was already beating hos down for giving her the side-eye! On her flight back to the UK, Wino thought some dude on the plane was giving her "strange looks" so she unleashed her fury on him. A source said, “Amy went wild. She thought this guy was giving her strange looks and just lost it. She was nervous about coming back and seeing Blake so it didn’t take much to push her over the edge.”
What's the saying? Never give a horse the side-eye? Never wink at a horse's ass? Or never look a gift horse in the mouth? Whatever it is, that shit goes for Wino. Never look at a Wino unless you want the gift of a beat down followed by a bad case of rabies. When the Wino is in your presence, you keep your head down, your crack rocks close and your eyes to yourself. That stupid passenger bitch had it coming! And on a Sunday! The free clinic ain't even open on Sundays. Bitch deserved it.
And the crackhive has returned to its rightful owner as well! It's like she never left! But if you're in North London, maybe you should lock your doors, board up your windows and bury your crack pipes. It's better to be safe than Wino.
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The island of St. Lucia is probably in the midst of a 3-day celebratory bender in honor of the ridding of the Wino pestilence.
When Amy smiles this guy gets excited:
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She is as nasty and fug as they come..I loathe this bitch.
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crest whitening strips could be an excellent endorsement for her.
yeah.
looking at her teeth makes me think of Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer whitewashing picket fences....
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
I ask you, what has St. Lucia done for her lately? She looks like a well-worn 45, if a day.
Well, give her about a week or two, she'll lay havoc onto the paps and a passerby walking the dog.
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A few months of drinking, weed and lesbian homewrecking on St. Lucia. Racing home to her partner-in-crack. Bipolar blow-up on plane ride back to London. Yeah...she's cured.
Those teeth!
Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:25am.
She was never a natural beauty, but before she completely succumbed to her addictions she actually looked semi attractive a lot of times, of course it was when she kept her mouth closed & her teeth hidden
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Or when she sang. Her personality as a performer enhances her looks immeasurably...when she used to bother to have a personality.
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Jesus christ, FUCK! My eyes! Ew ew ew ew ew. She is reeee-volting!
God-DAMN, Amy Winehouse! You used to be so pretty. You have royally FUCKED yourself, you dumb bitch. You make me sad.
I feel like I might just boycott Wino posts, because the wretched patheticness of it might be too much for me - especially since I don't have my ciggie-friends to get me through it. From now on, I don't want to know about this woman.
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that's all i gotta say about that bitch.
i mean, she just does whatever we all dream of doing, like getting shitfaced drunk and running around the plane like a cuckoo during an intercontinental flight. cabin fever, that's all. i just get shitfaced drunk and try to sleep my way through it.
That there my friends, is the threshold of tooth HELL.
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she looks afraid, that if BLLLLLLLAKE asks for SOEMTHING she won't have it.
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She is definitely one of the most hideous people I've ever seen in my entire life. Fucking disgusting.
hOW the hell do you come back from months in the Caribean all gray skinned? No tan at all, no color to at least fake health, only Amy can still be looking like yellow shit after a loooooooong vacation. I'm thinking she has liver problems that havent been treated, like a big ol case of Hep.
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That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Amy Wino."
oh dear, i'm in north london. maybe ill go wino spotting.
Damn! Look at that side beard. She looks haggard, but when doesn't she?. Meh. I wish someone would give her a beatdown of a lifetime back. I would.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:34am.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:12am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:45am.
Off Topic- My contractor is due shortly, I hope he doesn't ask me for more Q-Tips today!
Q-tips? What's that about??? This could be interesting....
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NaNoop- did you see my post? I think I put it on the Aniston thread.
I forgot which where you were. Didn't want you to think I ignored you! ; )
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OK! I shall go see....
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she looks high :(
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:45am.
Off Topic- My contractor is due shortly, I hope he doesn't ask me for more Q-Tips today!
Q-tips? What's that about??? This could be interesting....
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NaNoop- did you see my post? I think I put it on the Aniston thread.
I forgot which where you were. Didn't want you to think I ignored you! ; )
her nose looks longer because her face is so thin and gaunt.
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She was never a natural beauty, but before she completely succumbed to her addictions she actually looked semi attractive a lot of times, of course it was when she kept her mouth closed & her teeth hidden, but still she was kind of cute back then & had a cool style...Now, you are right, her gums are receeding, to me even her nose looks longer, not to mention to rest of the disaster. So much potential just pissed away.
How long til she's broke and we don't have to witness her stank anymore? It's crazy looking at someone who looks just like any homeless bum getting out of a chauffeured vehicle.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:45am.
Off Topic- My contractor is due shortly, I hope he doesn't ask me for more Q-Tips today!
Q-tips? What's that about??? This could be interesting....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Is that a current picture of Crackie? Sheesh, I thought we'd seen the last of the hive. Boring hair, boring antics. Tired of the Crackie.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
"...The busted beehive and ballet pumps are back! Now that I see them I realize I missed them..."
And the acid washed stretch jeans and the Monroe piercing. The only things missing are the beat down gold braided belt and the tacky anchor necklace. Oh well, can't have everything.
She needs to whiten those I Can't Believe it's Not Butter fuckn' teeth, damn! Bitch makes me hungry for popcorn.
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gross.
and by putrid, I mean really repugnant
for someone who just spent months on vacation...she looks doubly like shit
She's a crackhead and crackheads fly into rages without notice doncha know? Their moods are like a spring day in England ... rain, sun, rain, sun, rain, sun. And that's only the first five minutes.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 9:21am.
facial piercings just do nothing for me personally. Did she get that done on the plane?
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Yes. It's a symptom of cloud rage.
She took the stud from her beat-down vic and jammed it in her own face. (Don't stare!)
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Hm... immediately adopting her old look on return reeks of her wanting things to be back as they were with Blaaaake.
And facial piercings just do nothing for me personally. Did she get that done on the plane?
3 shades of crazazy.
Is it any wonder ppl are afraid to fly??
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Time to resurrect the “Amy Winehouse Death Pool”...
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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The crack heads feed off of each other so they will be hooked up in no time. Cue drama...
I loathe this skank.
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Ugh. she was suppose to have OD'ed by now.
Yeah - the weave is back! I hadn't really noticed. Wassup with that? She can't find a hair clip but is ready to fasten that monstrosity to her head as soon as she gets back to London...?
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Jesus, she needs to get back to St. Lucia. Just getting off the plane makes her look high.
Bitches, shouldn't be staring at Wino though. She looks perfectly normal!
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I wonder if Wino smuggled any ganja into London via her crackweave?
I thnk her teef are bigger, or crack makes your gums run and hide.
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Well, she's really proud of her newly healed skin. I'm happy for her for that. The rest of it...*sigh*
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I can smell the ketosis from here.
I whino bleach her teefs.
2 tears in a bucket, motherfuck it!
The busted beehive and ballet pumps are back! Now that I see them I realize I missed them...
Boy, I love Amy but them toofus need a bleach tray like last year.
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