Tuesday, March 3rd 2009

Birthday Sluts

David Faustino (35)
Stacie Orrico (23)
Jessica Biel (27)
Ronan Keating (32)
Matthew Marsden (36)
Tyler Florence (38)
Julie Bowen (39)
Tone Loc (43)
Laura Harring (45)
Jackie Joyner-Kersee (47)
Ira Glass (50)
Miranda Richardson (51)

Posted by: Michael K


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I'd hit David Faustino. Big things come in little packages and all that.

madam ex's picture

YUMMMMM Tyler Florence...Happy Birthday you delicious piece of beef.

gucci's picture

uh is David Faustino doing what i think he's doing in this picture? gross. love him anyway though.

and tone loc is a fish? alright!

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sexy's picture

I know one of my main bitches is 36 old fart.

sexy's picture

Oh my god I have a vagina! Happy Birthday David Faustino ;)

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

TONE LOC!
Loves it.

*Starts singing "Let's Do The Wild Thang"*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

It totally scares me that David Faustino is still relevant.

deka's picture

oooh bud is old
www.thatshideous.com

Mish's picture

Happy Birthday Grandmaster B!!!!!!! Bud Bundy fo evah

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Underwhelming selection. The only worthy ones are
funky cold medina brother Tone Loc and amazing thespian Miranda Richardson.

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Sluttsville's picture

I scrolled down the page too fast and all I could see was the pic from the neck down and the b-day names, and my first thought was MK posted a nude pic of Jessica Biel.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Awwwwww, thanks, DG! Breakin' out the good lovin' tonight! Bow chicka bow bow!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DQ!

David Faustino always creeped me out!

dramaqueen365247's picture

Thanks, loozer & c word! There were some very rough patches along the road, so that makes me even happier.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

madam s.'s picture

I love Miranda Richardson and Ira Glass rocks.

Plus, March 3 is a cool day because it is the 3rd day of the 3rd month with 303 days left in the year.

(I'm a nerd).

The C word's picture

Happy Anniversary drama!
And HB to your hubs!

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loozer's picture

Congratulations Drama Queen!
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dramaqueen365247's picture

Off topic, but I don't care: Today is Mr. DQ's & my 4th wedding anniversary!

On topic: Happy Birthday to everyone lucky enough to share our special day! :-P
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

The C word's picture

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:00am.
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Hi loozer - maybe I've mellowed with age (or just became really desperate), but I think he looks okay too.

I remember when Mk would post (in my lurker days) but it's gotten so rare that it's always a treat when he does.

(BTW, love the new avie & siggy!)

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loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Bud!
Happy 62nd Birthday to Jennifer Warnes!
For you youngun's she sang Up Where We Belong (w/ Joe Cocker), I Know a Heartache When I See One, The Right Time of the Night and I've Had the Time of My Life (w/ Bill Medley) etal.
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loozer's picture

Clarisse & C-Word, lol.
Back in the early days of Dlisted, MK would get on the threads and comment, but I figured he didn't have time anymore. I guess I figured wrong.

I have to admit Bud looks rather good shirtless, especially compared to the JoBros.

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MadameLollipop's picture

It is not OK to want to fuck Bud Bundy.... he is off limits

The C word's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:46am.
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:D
Me too! My jaw dropped when I saw the pic...if there was ever any question as to whether Mk reads the comments, that just answered it.

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Zappy's picture

speakin uh getting blowed, i gotta dry my hair.

Zappy's picture

Bud Bundy looks like he got blowed by a pank flipper.

Clarisse's picture

The C Word!!!
LMMFAO!! I can die happy now!!! I have seen Bud Bundy topless!

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Zappy's picture

Happy Birthday to all the Sluts!
And the birthday ones too!

*she says quickly after four cups of coffee and a few extra hits off the nebulizer bong*

The C word's picture

HB Tone Loc, Miranda Richardson and Bud Bundy...see Clarisse, MK heard you yesterday when you said you wanted to see him topless. ;)

Morning dlisters!

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AmyP's picture

I love you Ira Glass! You are so hot and nerdy!

One-trick Pony's picture

Ira Glass ... that voice/delivery ... "Today, on This American Life. We follow three college students. In a trip. Across the country. Mix tapes: The Tapestry of Our Lives."

Ophelias evil twin's picture

ooo Funkay Cold Medina ! ::groovin' at my desk::
good times.

Happy b'day Tyler you cutie. You can come over and "cook" for me anytime.

NitWitty's picture

Nope, not too early at all!
Happy Birfday Tone Loc..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8CNjbvD5PU

Edit: Mornin' Dee. Sorry I referred to you as Sex Hooker, I know how you prefer Business Woman. ;)
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DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Tone Loc! Nittay, it's nevah too early to do the "Funky Cold Medina", you "Wild Thing."

HB Tyler Florence, you sexy hunka chef!

Good mornin' MK and Dlisters ♥

NitWitty's picture

HB Miranda! Is it too early to do the Funky Cold Medina?
Good Morning ♥MK♥ and Sex Hookers.
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mike's picture

Pretty shitty selection of sluts today.

Sheryl Crone's picture

I agree. He's always turned my crank.

woodhorse's picture

David Faustino is a hot babe.