The Cheetoling Has Landed
After a flight from Los Angeles to Mississippi, Brit Brit stepped out of her luxurious flying trailer and took a breath of fresh air. And by "fresh air," I mean Winston smoke. Our Lady of Cheetos had to gargle with a little nicotine in order to get her possum yodel ready for the big hillbilly show on Tuesday!
Brit Brit's back in Kentwood to prepare for the opening of her "I Ain't Got The Crazies No Mo'" tour in New Orleans. Brit Brit along with her little Cheetolets and Master Spears arrived at the airport yesterday.
You know, it's still a little odd seeing Brit Brit looking like she bathes, shampoos and wipes her chitterling area regularly. I mean, where did all her weave fleas go? They are wandering the streets looking for another gutter weave to live in.
And I am the only one that gets a craving for cheese grits every time I see Master Spears? I bet he's always got a crotch full of cheese grits. I can't....
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She lip synchs in all her shows anyhoo, so she can puff away!
It is a great topic. According to the report from CDC, the new subscribers at the herpes
dating named ___stdchatting.com___have increased 42% over 2007. Rising STD rate sparks
online dating sites,do you have a try?
boozy makes me need smokey too. my c word country has new laws that mean noone can smoke in booze palaces any more. damn c word country. like freaking uppity LA here. I once got glared at OUTSIDE l.a.x. for my sexy oral fixation. the nerve. all hail vegas for smokey friendlyness.
oh i love britbrit. she would totally fit in the western suburbs of sydney.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 9:14pm.
Thanks guys -
Unfortch, booze just makes me want to smoke so I might have to lay off that for a while to (or at least red wine cuz that's what I usually drink). We shall see!
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Have you tried inhaling your booze and drinking your nicotine? It worked for a friend of mine...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
yuck, battlepig.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Thanks guys -
Unfortch, booze just makes me want to smoke so I might have to lay off that for a while to (or at least red wine cuz that's what I usually drink). We shall see!
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
@johnnysgirl--
Congratulations and best of luck to you!! Been quit of them for 4 years now. Ordered a case of watermelon Jolly Ranchers and a case of peppermint flavor sugarless BubbleYum, and grabbed one of those whenever I wanted a smoke...
Do whatever it takes to stick with it...you'll be sooo glad you did!
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 5:12pm.
You'll be sooo glad you quit. buy you some Orbit Sweetmint gum and have at it.
The money you would have spent on cigs can now be spent where it should--on delicious booze.
Good luck!
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IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what they gotta do to pay off their meth bill and keep the MD 20/20 fully stocked in their trailer cooler.--MK
I see her sucking on that cigarette (I know she has to be a heavy smoker to want one right after getting off a plane) and I think about all the little girls out there who idolize her and pretend to be her while practicing their Britney-slut moves in front of the mirror each night.
YOU GUYS - I THREW MY CIGARETTES AWAY ON THURSDAY NIGHT! WISH ME LUCK!
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 10:31am.
dumb bitches, if u aint got something clever, witty, funny, or amusing to say, shut your traps and move on
this is not a chat room
put your face on your avatar already- your mug fuglier than than that?
don't bother responding, I never read other comments
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Yeah right. You probably sit at your computer refreshing every 10 seconds to see if you have pissed someone off. If you don't like the way things are here, may I invite you to go elsewhere-- You won't be missed!
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 10:31am.
dumb bitches, if u aint got something clever, witty, funny, or amusing to say, shut your traps and move on
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*picking nose*
*chewing cuticles*
We had spaghetti for dinner three times this week.
*googling recipes*
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Smoking is so disgusting and white trash.
Why would anyone still be doing it in 2009!!!!!!
You breath smells, your clothes smell, and you make other people smell with your nasty second hand sick ass shit.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
not looking to chat, just join in the snark
@fucking classy
were you refering to me? when I try to add an avatar, it says access denied.
HAHA I just read this shitty tour kicks off on my birthday. Still can't believe this farce is actually happening. Circus, indeedy!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
dumb bitches, if u aint got something clever, witty, funny, or amusing to say, shut your traps and move on
this is not a chat room
put your face on your avatar already- your mug fuglier than than that?
don't bother responding, I never read other comments
Oh God, her face is still here.
Bust out the spanx (but don't literally bust out of it), the tour starts Tuesday, Brit.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
It is a great topic. According to the report from CDC, the new subscribers at the herpes
dating named ___stdchatting.com___have increased 42% over 2007. Rising STD rate sparks
online dating sites,do you have a try?
smoke is good for babies Shitney
xoxox
The war isn't working.
He's ok now but i guess it was an epileptic seizure im researching online until i can get to the vet. You're welcome. See you around soon again.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
And i should be cooking dinner so too shall go.
gyeah is kitty ok?? hope so. thank you all for the xanadu revival show. xx
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
Uncle im in NY...oh shit m y cat just had a seizure, he never had that before
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:24am.
Goodnight luscious_t!
Hope you get your skates!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Goodnight gyeah!
Thanks for the good laughs!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Well, you kids enjoy your kinky interwebs sexy times - I should be moseyin' to bed anyways...
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:21am.
Not to be too nosey......but are you in PR or NY?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Alrighty i'm audi five thou..goodnight Unkle
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:18am.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:16am.
::pouring a lil liquor:::
craigslist baby ::cher voice:::
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*Uncle licks his palm and fixes his hair real handsome-like*
lololololol!
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AHAHAHAHHAHA...oh shit lolllllll
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:16am.
oh yeah i dont care just wanted to type many letters in caps consecutively and a few !!!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:16am.
::pouring a lil liquor:::
craigslist baby ::cher voice:::
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*Uncle licks his palm and fixes his hair real handsome-like*
lololololol!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
:::hummin price is right theme:::
bara ra ra, barara, bamp bamp baraaaa
bamp bamp baraaaaaaa
bam bamp baraaaaa
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:13am.
OMFG I MISSED KANYE WEST'S STORY TELLERS!!!!!!
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I thought it was going to be heavily edited?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
::pouring a lil liquor:::
craigslist baby ::cher voice:::
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Deb, that just made me smile. Thanks, beyotch!!
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Tequila!
OMFG I MISSED KANYE WEST'S STORY TELLERS!!!!!!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:08am.
hahaha i found that somewhere been dying to use it.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:02am.
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
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Wow! My very own "Theme music"!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:03am.
its not complicated at all, whenever you need to get new wheels they sell all that stuff together now i think.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-8hst0bho
For IG!
Just a quick little Ditty
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 1:58am.
Speaking of skates.... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFknAdVvNM
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I love Melanie!!!!!!!!
AWESOME link! Thank you!!!!!!!
One of my "desert songs" would be Lay Down (Candles in the Rain) by her!!!!
WoooooHooooooo!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 1:35am.
NOw, where the fuck am I gonna find old school white roller skates? I've been thinking about how fun it would be ever since tapgirl mentioned hers 27 posts ago.
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Sorry i got sidetracked on myspace for a few minutes there....luscious i just friend requested you, and if you thought we were long lost twinsies before.....i nearly died when i saw your pic...we have the same pic almost (it's scary).
It took me many weekends at flea markets, charity shops, garage sales whatever to find those skates. I was a woman on a mission I have to say, I just got it in my head I really wanted a pair again.
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 1:58am.
Speaking of skates.... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFknAdVvNM
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Love how she ends that song.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
OH, I love Melanie. :)
Oh man, if I get skates amd I gonna have to know all about bearings & stuff? shit
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 2:01am.
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 1:57am.
No i have no idea what you're talking about. You can post pics on there ???
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I didn't see any pics, but there were listings of these....lonely housewives.... I guess you'd call them.....offering "services"......Shananigans like you said is the best way to describe it or the best I've heard so far......that's why I was teasing you about craigslist.
Anyhoo.......Sorry! Poor attempt at humor!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
why is this dumb site so janky and slow? jesus.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
yeah I'm sad - because I had a kid and now my brilliant self is out here in the suburban sticks
no but my kid is great
and I found skates on amazon ;)
no freaky craigslisting here
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 1:47am.
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Speaking of skates.... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFknAdVvNM
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Tequila!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 1:54am.
No i have no idea what you're talking about. You can post pics on there ???