Well, This Is Rich
Blaaaaake busted out of the chokey this week and it was reported that Amy Wino was on her back to England to jump into his heroin-loving arms to make crack chirruns or something. Well, apparently, Blaaaake isn't interested anymore and is fleeing Britain. Yeah, something in the leche ain't clean.
The Sun says that Blaaaake is done and done with the Crackie of Camden and wants to move on with his life (it's news to me that he has one). Friends say he has refused to see Wino, because he thinks she's a bad influence on him now. This just confirms that the skank is crack damaged in the brains. Please don't put a floppy dick in my mouth and tell me it's hard.
The friend added, “His mum Georgette plans to sell up and get Blake to another country. They don’t want to squander all the hard work.”
Hard work? Oh, I see. Blaaaake believes the rumors that Wino is off the crack, so all his hard work from snorting, injecting and puffing so much will go to waste if she tries to get him off the bad shit.
Wherever he goes, Wino's crackhive will find him. It has skills. So Blaaake should flee to another planet instead. I hear Uranus is nice this time of year. Seriously, Uranus is severely underrated.
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Yeah, she is loving him big time in that pic....She is adoring him. She looks so sweet on him. I hope they can stay apart & live another day.
My ANUS!?!?!?....oooppss you meant "Uranus".....my anus or your anus....what's thee diff?? yours would be roomier though.....
did I type that....I was just thinkin' and my fingers took over.......
That dick must be good! I'm just saying...
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Submitted by SeH on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 3:21pm.
BWAHAHA! That's a good one =P I really should stop reading Dlisted while shoveling Cocoa Rice Krispies into my mouth. I'm gonna choke one of these days.
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I love Blaaake. He is a big hot mess, and I find him unnervingly attractive......no, don't say it, I know. I am not proud but I can't keep it inside any more. Anyway, now he's is Amy free...which leaves him free for me....
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This guy and Pete Doherty ..hm hm hm those are two suspect bitches.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:21pm.
That pic is kind of sad, look at her looking at that asshole like he is GOD
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Bitch has one of the worst cases of dickmatization I've ever seen.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Um.. Amy, can you please find your way to a FUCKING STUDIO???? Isn't that your job, bitch???!! UGH, Frank and Back to Black are getting stale as hell in my Ipod.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Loooooohooooosers
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I call BS. Mummy Blaaaake isn't gonna do shit. If Blaaaake didn't wanna rub crack burns with Wino he'd have filed divorce papers by now. I think he's just playing hard to get.
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islandgirl, I'm jelly-H8in' with you! We had a very small tropical spell here in Chicago. It was 52 divine degrees! People were running around without coats and wearing shorts. Now it's in the 20's again. ;(
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 6:51pm.
I'll be happy to take Wino's place in St. Lucia if they've paid in advance!
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Friends of mine are going there next week, and yes, I am a jellus h8tr.
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Tequila!
I'll be happy to take Wino's place in St. Lucia if they've paid in advance!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What the hell is it with some of these females???? WHY WHY must you go back to a LOSER????? Wake up ladies!!
Grow some of your own balls!!!!!!!
Whatever...I could really care less about these two loosers.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Good luck finding Blaake a drugless country. Saudi Arabia, maybe?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Zambonie on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 2:31pm.
BWAHAHA! That's a good one =P I really should stop reading Dlisted while shoveling Cocoa Rice Krispies into my mouth. I'm gonna choke one of these days.
Haven't you heard, they renamed Uranus to stop all the stupid jokes.
It's now called Urrectum
New British reality show:
*Chavs with money*
Uranus...home of the Turd Twister.
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"another country" because Britain told him to get the H out??
so glad Amy can see BLAKE for what he really is now, not from a crackhaze.
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Stinky crackhead spunkmonkeys, yuk! One day someones gonna invent the ' Scratch 'n' Sniff ' monitor, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
If he really wants to stay clean then I say good for him. We all know Wino isn't clean-clean so I'm sure going back to someone like that wouldn't be a good idea.
hey, pimpin' ain't easy.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Crack drama at it's best
BUT I only want a little more drama, because I'm loving the current Amy with a little meat on her and that one ballet-slippered foot out of the grave FINALLY.
So much fuckery with famous dumb-asses. RiRi, Wino, all the rest who shall go unnamed cuz I just don't wanna bother. Fuck 'em.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I'd love to see her cover Lenny Welch's song--"Since I Fell for You". Right now she'd bring a lot to that song.
These 2 idiots deserve each other. Hope they reunite & do the world a favor by ODing together.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Good! Now Amy can write another kickass album about a douche named Blaaaaaaaaaaake.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
aw! I miss mama Georgette! I love the Wino and want both these crack hos to stay away from each other, but I wouldn't mind more drama from them if it means more pics of Blaaaaake's hot council flats mum.
yawn
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
His "hard work"? His "HARD WORK"? Excuse me...BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Well, considering they're buying her a house it's not so hard to believe they bought him a plane ticket and some time (aka pocket money) too.
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FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
This is a po' white-trash soap opera. All we need is Wino to birth an FAS baby.
Somehow I feel like this could actually be a good idea.
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*She's* a bad influence on him? Didn't he turn her onto crack in the first place?
She looks so much healthier there and pretty.
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i can't think of two people more unsuited for each other than these druggies.
you're gonna need to bring some condoms when visiting Uranus, Blaaaaaake.
an encounter with the seventh planet you mean??
poor wino...she can do no right it seems
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:18pm.
He's probably planning on releasing some nasty "tell all" and he's worried that he'll have second thoughts and feel guilty if he sees her
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This. Or when he tries to get her money he's gonna act as if she was abusing or manipulating him or whatever.
Amy is an idiot sometimes but how he can allege she is a ''bad influence'' is beyond me... she's not the one who beat up a landlord...
@putsomestankonit. Besides signing his name on one of her checks, that is.
Submitted by ocd can be good on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:18pm.
He's probably planning on releasing some nasty "tell all" and he's worried that he'll have second thoughts and feel guilty if he sees her.
I'd love a nasty tell all. But I have my doubts that Blaaaaake knows how to spell, read or write.
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You mean a country with a dire shortage of convicted violent felons?
That pic is kind of sad, look at her looking at that asshole like he is GOD
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He looks handsome. He is my favourite. His blog and photos were found at dating site ****** millionairefriends.com**** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
He's probably planning on releasing some nasty "tell all" and he's worried that he'll have second thoughts and feel guilty if he sees her.
This is the best thing that could ever happen to EVERYBODY.
Blaaaaaake is getting away form Amy, Amy is going to be heartbroken and is going to do wonderfull music again, Back to Black is one of the best CD's in recent years.. so. she'll be back to win more money and buy more crack.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Oh boy. Blakey playing hard to get like this will only make Wino jones for him even harder.
they are poison for each other. best they stay separated.
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It seems to me that maybe, it pretty much always means no; so don't tell me you might just let it go - And often times we're lazy, it seems to stand in my way; cause no one no not no one likes to be let down