This Skeezer Had A Publicist?!
Over the weekend, a beautiful note was posted on Kim Zolciak's website saying that her website was on pause, because she failed to pay the bill. Now, I have been waiting for this ho's response. I thought she would say her back alley wig ate the invoice or maybe a K-A-T hacked into her website to destroy her. Kim isn't putting the blame on either those things. Instead, she's saying her publicist is the evil doer! Publicist?! Yeah, I guess she needs one for her spectacular country music career.
The Really Broke Houseskank has requested a restraining order against her former spokeswhore, because she claims that after she fired him, he took over her website, changed the passwords and posted that little blurb about her being a low-budget bitch.
I'm a little disappointed with her former spokesbitch. That's the best he could do? He has to have to some real shit on Kim. Like what is really hiding under Kim's wig of mystery? Hmmm. I bet we'll find out on the season finale of Lost. That's where that dead polar bear really went!
And Kim is an island that needs to be moved NOW!
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I can't stand lookn' at her cheap ass wig!
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Be the change you wish to see in the world-Gandhi
1. she looks F-A-T.
2. worst fake eyelashes EVAH
3. get her back to the sheltered workshop.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
I think her eyelashes enhance the unusual lenght of her face.
And her hair looks like it would melt into a helmet if set ablaze.
And where the hell is she sitting, on her Mum's verandah?
I'm kind of embarrassed for her.
haha I thought this was the new kellie Pickler at first. You know, after her surgeries
I bet she had to borrow all the props and booze for this glamorous impromptu photo shoot.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:03pm.
right click, save, then view with whatever viewing program you have. even the crappy default windows pic viewer will zoom for you.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:20pm.
Yeah, we know, just showin some love for the big fuzzy tiger! Oh shit! Sirens! Flashing lights! *frantically tucking "some love" back into pants
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*tiger arms being cuffed behind tiger back*...Keep the love "up" for the tiger! *tiger being shoved into the back of zoo official car*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:20pm.
Yeah, we know, just showin some love for the big fuzzy tiger! Oh shit! Sirens! Flashing lights! *frantically tucking "some love" back into pants*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
No whores I wasn't whining...
I was only making jokey times on Kimmy. No, I wasn't saying you whores don't like me, I was making fun of Kimmy and her "publicist", but I lurve you whores back more than you lurves me...Yes, I do...Yes, I do...*making kissy faces atcha...* Gimme tongue....What? What? A little tongue? Pssht...You whores...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her eyelashes should get a publicist all their own.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
How can I enlarge this whore's photo...all I get is "Email this picture, save photo as, and print, ect." Nothing to let me enlarge this whore's nasy photo. And YES, Im clueless about internet."
Any help is appreciated...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Bitch is not 30. A wig and fake eyelashes made from roadkill can't make you look that old. They can make you look REDONKULOUS, as demonstrated, but if you look old, it's probably b/c your f'ing OLD! And Old Girl got big poppa to pay for botox and STILL looks like a hag. What a joke.
Oh, and she says for everyone to stop talking about her wig already..lol..
aaawwwwww....
lmfao at all the comments on that whores page. I can't believe she approved some of those posts. What a dumbass skank.
I like that Kim is still getting coverage. Every time I see her pics I feel like the world's youngest looking 30 year old.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:31pm.
Ok, if any of you DListed whores don't like the shit I post, then here's what happened: My "publicist" whom I fired (cuz I'm such hot shit I need a better one) got all vindictive and mad and hacked into my DListed account and posted the shit you whores don't like...And while he was doing that, I was researching a role, whilst wearing someone elses pants...
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Calm down, calm dooown. niiiice kitty.
You're still MY favorite, fuzzy!
You ALWAYS make me laugh, more than anyone else. You're more random than me!!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:31pm.
Ok, if any of you DListed whores don't like the shit I post, then here's what happened: My "publicist" whom I fired (cuz I'm such hot shit I need a better one) got all vindictive and mad and hacked into my DListed account and posted the shit you whores don't like...And while he was doing that, I was researching a role, whilst wearing someone elses pants...
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Jeezuz, Tigerlilly, you crack me up each and every time I read one of your posts, and you do so in a way that is acceptable to my shrink!
I's toll ya b-4 I'm in the wholesale food biz - so here's a half side of beef for your enjoyment, wittyKat.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Nice face....Halloween came early for this bitch.
When she can afford a wig that DOESN'T look like 85 white trash Barbies committed suicide on her head, THEN I'll believe this whore has a publicist.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"her publicist"???LMAO
her DAUGHTER! :)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Eyebrows Eyebrows Eyebrows!! Just wrong wrong wrong
I think thats a man baby!!
Excuses!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:31pm.
Ok, if any of you DListed whores don't like the shit I post, then here's what happened: My "publicist" whom I fired...
I almost always like the shit you post. *fawning* When I rarely don't, I figure comedy is a tightrope act.
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Nope! It's that DAMNABLE publicist, I tell you...
Oh, but no one's as loveable as the woolly one...*pinching lil' sheep cheek*....Mmmmmm....Sheeps cheeks....*licking tiger chops*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I didn't know angel chola-ized for Bravo now! All Kim needs is the teardrop and bandanna. Way to come up in the world, lady!
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:38pm.
The eyes of Tammy Faye...
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And the mind of a Bratz doll.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
The eyes of Tammy Faye...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2442771769_5e78e078b3_b.jpg
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Tequila!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:31pm.
Ok, if any of you DListed whores don't like the shit I post, then here's what happened: My "publicist" whom I fired...
I almost always like the shit you post. *fawning* When I rarely don't, I figure comedy is a tightrope act.
Ok, if any of you DListed whores don't like the shit I post, then here's what happened: My "publicist" whom I fired (cuz I'm such hot shit I need a better one) got all vindictive and mad and hacked into my DListed account and posted the shit you whores don't like...And while he was doing that, I was researching a role, whilst wearing someone elses pants...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
whats his online poker name and which site?? i know a website that tells you how much $$$ somebodies won or lost
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Huh? I don't need to snoop on my man.
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Ditto. I'm here and he's playing online poker too. With PLAY MONEY but whatever. Snooping means there's no trust. And if you don't trust him, you don't need/want him anyway.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
whats his online poker name and which site?? i know a website that tells you how much $$$ somebodies won or lost
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Huh? I don't need to snoop on my man.
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
When I was 6, I had a Raggedy Ann doll with THOSE EXACT EYES!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
whats his online poker name and which site?? i know a website that tells you how much $$$ somebodies won or lost
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You can see where her real hair ends and the hairpiece starts. I would just LOVE to see what her real hair looks like.
@One-trick Pony:
Oh lawd! Nobody wants to see her bits. Or should I write "Nobody wants to see her chunks"?
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
I just don't get how people like this can look at themselves in the mirror and think they look fine. It's mindboggling.
(yes I'm back already. This is how the johnster and I unwind on Fridays after work - I come here and he plays online poker. Don't laugh at our lame-ity. Ok you can laugh)
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:55pm.
"Mascara doesn't grow on trees."
Ha! Oh, how I love you Dlisted fans. And, devilgirl, I had the SAME thought as you from the last post, about the description of the baby's clothing. I thought to myself, "Well, OF COURSE the kid's in a diaper. He's 5 hours old." But then I felt bad for getting snarky about such a sad and serious story. (And I KNEW I'd find someone on Dlisted as sick as I.)
Good Lord, what a skank.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
WTF?!!
http://www.alistz.net
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:55pm.
You have definitely got a point there Deb!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:52pm.
It's probably a left over bottle of the stuff Sheree Whittfield stole from the suppliers who catered her non-fashion show.
LOL! Hey, mascara doesn't grow on trees. She has to save where she can!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:49pm.
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Thanks, One-trick, that's a visual I could live without! And if they DO match, I'd place bets that Kim wears a merkin.
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Tequila!
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:45pm.
It's probably a left over bottle of the stuff Sheree Whittfield stole from the suppliers who catered her non-fashion show.
Oy vey, y'all. I just went over to Kim's Web site and read an interview she did with a newspaper. She talks about how the second season will feature her in a "huge" cover shoot that she can't talk about yet but that is "very exciting" because she's wanted to do it all her life. Something tells me we're going to know very soon whether Zolciak's (polyurethane) drapes match her carpet.
I bet that glass of wine is for her wig.
That's a very masculine watch she's wearing. Did she get it for services rendered?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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No Kim's not cheap. That's why there's a price-tag on the Clos du Bois, (close to boys)! Either she's at a BYOB, or she waited 'til a couple got up to go smoke or use the bathroom, and scooted into their table for a quick photo.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey, you are all just jellez of her beauty, talent and money, not to mention her locks of love!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:37pm.
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Seriously! It's like she's picking up where Tammy Faye left off.
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All she needs now is a skanky preacherman.
I pray that she doesn't take up singing and crying.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I can't even read this. Those eyelashes gave me an instant headache.
Awwww, her eyelashes! hahahahahaha awwww, so sad. so sad.
Just shut up and eat my ass.