Diddy Is No Sting

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HAHA angel. I wouldn't know about that. I gave up at hour 17. I knew I should have held on for a bit longer.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 12:30pm.

And Diddy, putting your fingers in your armpits and then sniffing them does not qualify as tantric sex.
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It does if you can do it for 36 hours:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

Twitter and Diddy, two of the most annoying things ever combined in one package. Kind of like the anti-reese's peanut butter cup.

And Diddy, putting your fingers in your armpits and then sniffing them does not qualify as tantric sex.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

He left out the part about dry humping The Donald. He looks like he stole some poor beaver's teeth.

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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.

Kanye...Diddy...there is no choice between them, it's Snoop Dogg all the way for me....

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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill

That motherfucker is LYING!

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:36am.

Diddy's last tweet from two hours ago:

iamdiddy: I believe I can fly!!! I'm flying!!! You can fly to if too if you would just BELIEVE!!!!! BELIEVE!!!!!! Do you BELIEVE??????
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Yeah, I BELIEVE... I BELIEVE you're a grade A twat.

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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax

actually I'm gonna be bold and invite Diddy AND Kanye for a menage a trois!
and then while they are so busy (ego) stroking each other, I'm getting wallets and bling and creeping out the door....

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you would have to get better to be crazy....

So you can login and type on your blog while having tantric sex? I don't think so. He is such an attention whore.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Diddy has a new tweet for all of u! He wants to wish u well. No update on sexathon 2009, sorry

iamdiddy: Good morning people May god bless you all to have a great positive day!!! Love yall Let's go!!!!!
22 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

i would definitely let kanye tap before diddy. diddy is just too fucking weird. they way he hides his gayness creeps me out- just come with it so i can respect you. after i fucked kanye i'd make sure to tell him how much he sucked cuz i know how bad it would fuck his ego up. i'd be so embarrassed if kanye made me come. i wouldn't tell anyone, not even you guys!

Sorry Diddy, eating your own roadkill doesn't count as tantric sex.

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IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what they gotta do to pay off their meth bill and keep the MD 20/20 fully stocked in their trailer cooler.--MK

Diddy's last tweet from two hours ago:

iamdiddy: I believe I can fly!!! I'm flying!!! You can fly to if too if you would just BELIEVE!!!!! BELIEVE!!!!!! Do you BELIEVE??????
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Just thought you'd want to know...u can thank me later

This biotch ain't that desperate.

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IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what they gotta do to pay off their meth bill and keep the MD 20/20 fully stocked in their trailer cooler.--MK

Puke.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:22am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:18am.

You left out the 17 days of drunk dialing Terrence Howard, the 3 days of getting himself buffed with baby wipes, and the month spent waiting by the phone.

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And the 1 hour of lighting his floral Diptyque candles and 4 hours of ordering his manservant to fetch him a Starbucks, drinking said Starbucks, and blogging about it.

I am going to have nightmares tonight..yuck.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

What a hideous image that evokes. Diddy is a complete mouth-breather. Yuck.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:27am.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:26am.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

The one with the most money of course.
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Nawmsayin'?
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Honestly eh? I can't believe the number of posts before I had to point that out. It's like I don't even know you whores at all!

sniff.

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:26am.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

The one with the most money of course.
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Nawmsayin'?

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

The one with the most money of course.

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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S

O man. I'd still fuck Kanye before I committed suicide. Maybe he could teach me how to be a gold digger. I betcha I could learn how to be a gold digger with Kanye. It could be fun. Except the sex part but I get a feeling he's pretty quick anyway.

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

LMAO! TV, I missed those because I cancelled my Twitter account.

Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:18am.

You left out the 17 days of drunk dialing Terrence Howard, the 3 days of getting himself buffed with baby wipes, and the month spent waiting by the phone.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

In that case, I'll take the murder option...I know I still die, but at least I'll take one of 'em out as well. Since he's the one responsible for the creation of that ear-assaulting Danity Kane, I'll be killing Diddy. Thanks for the opportunity!
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Hahahaha TV! No really, I think Diddy's real 36 hours of tantric is spent this way:

10 hours bathing, perfuming, and dressing
1 hour Twittering about above actions
2 hours consulting his manservant Farnsworth about a sex stragegy (which is pointless b/c the dude is prolly gay)
5 hours of shopping because he isn't happy with the tailoring of his outfit
3 hours Twittering about the above
5 hours doing a photoshoot of the behind the scenes tantric sex act (which hasn't occured)
.33 seconds of actual sex (this being the longest he's held an erection)
4.66 hours telling the guy who writes his rap song how amazing his tantric sex was and to compose a song about it.
6 hours of interviews of how tantric is amazing, spiritual and is now planning to write a how-to guide.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:11am.

Call me??

nite, stripey one!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Yeah, Ok, whores without the suicide option, I'd have to (God help me) go with Kayne too, BUT since I love you whores so much, and since the tiger cub ain't feelin' ya's, so's I got's to go, I'm going to add the suicide option...or since I REALLY love you whores, I'll add a murder option, but you can only kill one of them,and you will be convicted and sentenced to death...Happy choosing...me=suicide...;-)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:01am.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Are you sure suicide isn't an option?? I'm afraid to go in for a prostate exam.

Isn't "tantric sex" a fancy way of saying he's having sex with himself. Who cares?

Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:02am.
Seriously Sheeps. The only thing I ever want to hear out of Diddy and Kanye is when they retire.

Hahahahaha TV. I think Diddy is your choice. Kanye seems like he'd try to prove a point that he is AMAZING and you are gonna fucking know about it.....in your butt.
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I can't be doing no 36 hours of ass-raping, that "Dueling Banjos" song gets old after like, 5 minutes. Maybe 7 with a reach around.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Kanye, 'cause I'm pretty sure it would be over before he even got his drawers off. He strikes me as an 'early arrival'...and then to make up for 'disappointing' me and embarrassing himself, he could give me some 'Louie' Vuitton swag (but only stuff not designed by him) that I could share with my friends while we had a good laugh at his expense.

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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Tiger, I thought about that long and hard. (shut up, you nasty feline!) And I've decided that I'd rather be celibate and/or masturbate on Twitter and brag about it to all my friends afterwards. Much like Poof Diddle.
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Tequila!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

Ok whores...it's time to play another round of who would you rather make fucky fucky times with...
Ok, the rules are simple. You must FUCK either or, and that is your only choice. You may NOT choose suicide...and we are adding the tantric element...
So, Diddy or Kayne..
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Ew. But Kanye.

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

Seriously Sheeps. The only thing I ever want to hear out of Diddy and Kanye is when they retire.

Hahahahaha TV. I think Diddy is your choice. Kanye seems like he'd try to prove a point that he is AMAZING and you are gonna fucking know about it.....in your butt.

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:55pm.

OK. One more clarification: who's pitching?
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Oh, you're totally a bottom bitch and liking it...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

I'm a dude, so whichever one takes the least time. Can't be getting ass-raped all night, Sportscenter is on.
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Oh, my god. I am crying! I nearly pissed my tiger cage! I was soooo going to do the humanitarian thing and go ahead and offer the suicide option, but your post showed me that all DListers should just buck up, bend over and set your watches! (Yeah, but I'm totally giving myself the suicide option, though...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:55pm.

OK. One more clarification: who's pitching?

Diddy must be breaking in some new piece of inflatable device.

DeeDee, it's like that Joel Stein article on FB: people who think we care what they're up to every second of their lives. I could go years without an update from the Diddster.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

I'm a dude, so whichever one takes the least time. Can't be getting ass-raped all night, Sportscenter is on.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

Ok whores...it's time to play another round of who would you rather make fucky fucky times with...
Ok, the rules are simple. You must FUCK either or, and that is your only choice. You may NOT choose suicide...and we are adding the tantric element...
So, Diddy or Kayne...

Are they Twittering and blogging during the act? I needs ta know.

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Well, yes, ofcourse. We are talking about Kayne and Diddy afterall....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I'm not a fan of Twitter. It was tailor made for attention hos like Diddy.

Fuck Tiger, that's a hard one. *thinking*

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:46pm.

Ok whores...it's time to play another round of who would you rather make fucky fucky times with...
Ok, the rules are simple. You must FUCK either or, and that is your only choice. You may NOT choose suicide...and we are adding the tantric element...
So, Diddy or Kayne...

Are they Twittering and blogging during the act? I needs ta know.

He certainly is a cosmic joke.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Ok whores...it's time to play another round of who would you rather make fucky fucky times with...
Ok, the rules are simple. You must FUCK either or, and that is your only choice. You may NOT choose suicide...and we are adding the tantric element...
So, Diddy or Kayne....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Geez. I had Diddy figured for 36 seconds not 36hrs.

I miss the olden days when I used to sit around dreaming about what celebs might be doing...never knowing for sure...only having the briefest of glimpses into their private lives so I could continue on, faithful in my belief that they were as near perfection as a person can get.

Instead of knowing this every detail and being sure that they are, in fact, among the lowest of life forms on the planet. *sigh*

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!