These Two Twats Got Married Today
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady became dick bag and wife in Los Angeles today. They married in a Catholic ceremony! My abuelita would clutch her rosary and pass out at this news! She didn't think any celebwhores should get married by the Catholic church, because they get divorced after their first hour of marriage. Dark-sided! If she knew the ho shit I did around a Catholic church, she would probably try exorcise the devil out of me. The devil ain't going nowhere. Bitch owns prime real estate in my body.
Anyway, back to those two pieces of boiled broccoli. Gis and Tom started dating in 2006. They reportedly got engaged on Christmas eve, but Gis denied it. Well, Gis is a major lie-teller now.
UsWeekly says that 28-year-old Gis wore an ivory Dolce & Gabba--- Oh, who gives a horse's floppy dick what that bitch wore! Tom should have worn a giant S over his forehead because he's a slutbag (and not in a hot way) for cheating on knocked up Bridget Moynahan with Gis. You know, I bet Gis has got a baby in there and that's why they got married. Gis better not get too attached to her new husband, because around her 6th month, homeboy is going to catch the next whore train out of there.
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Is it just me or does Tom have a look like "I just made the biggest mistake of my life" in this pic? Why do whores pressure dumbasses into marrying them? If a fuckstain don't want to marry your ass, take that as a sign from god that he's the piece of shit every firebreathing, man hating, hairy legged lesbian-wanna-be bitter feminist told you he was. Find a dumber man whore or go lesbo and stop this madness.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
on ESPN they're making fun of that guy that married adrianna lima...0-16 since he got married. cant wait to see what happens to brady, seems these brasillian vaginas suck the will to compete right outta ya
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Oh, I totally agree that they are assholes, and Tom is a total douchebag, but they are a gorgeous couple. She floors me. That body of hers, and I think her face is beautiful. Not the most beautiful of models, for me that will always be Turlington, but damn......
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Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide....
-Little River Band "Lonesome Loser"
And the countdown to the divorce begins in....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think Bridge lucked out, he seems like an utter bore.
CHRISTINE BEYOTCH WHERE'S YOUR SOFA BATTERIES??!!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
She may have an amazing body, but she is a bit horse like in the face. Also, she looks much better in photos then when she does interviews, the worst accent ever! And that is coming from someone who has one as well.
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That's ridiculous!!!
Submitted by krazykelly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:55pm.
..yea brigits will be a football star and giselles will start up a snarky gossip site talking about his no no hole puckering, o wait!
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to katieawesome
"um, just as an aside....who the fuck gets married on a THURSDAY? random."
"two pieces of boiled broccoli" lame loosers
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That's ridiculous!!!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:59pm.
hopefully jizz has a son. then hers and brigets could meet in the superbowl in 2026! what a grudge match! who will tom love/root for? what storylines
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or if Bridget's son grow's into a rough n tumble football star, and gis' son is a nerdy screech powers/paul pfeiffer/donny osmond combination
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:49pm.
Well, at least they'll have beautiful wedding photos. They are both great looking. Her body is just fucking phenomenal to me.
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Nice wrappers but the contents are spoiled.
Totally lacking in substance. That should count for something in this shallow shallow world.
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um, just as an aside....who the fuck gets married on a THURSDAY? random.
Oh, come on PSL - it's totally believable that Adriana Lima, who dated Lenny Kravitz (known skeaze), never got down with the get down! It could happen!
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
OKAY YOU CAN'T STOP THE ASS TAX SALLY MAX WITHE THE SOCK SLOT AND THE BLACK ASS TAX THE GREEN WTICH EYES THE HOFF IS BACK1111111111111
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Well, at least they'll have beautiful wedding photos. They are both great looking. Her body is just fucking phenomenal to me.
Giselle is not the one who claimed to be a Virgin. That was Adriana Lima, who is full of shit.
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Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide....
-Little River Band "Lonesome Loser"
now they can finally have sex!
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
I give it two years....
People over at US are blaming Leo. Leo was smart not to marry that succubus
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i love when pretty people talk about how they fell in love at first site.
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St. Monica is a lovely church near the coast, with cool murals of her and Augustine. Because it's liberal, well-off Santa Monica, the priests manage to weave a nice line between hidebound Rome and modern mores. It's Gov. Ahh-nold's church when he's in town.
They r so good lucking is sickning
MK was right..2 twats. One manly looking chick and a forgetable looking man. Hey, they could be the new Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford. They already have the lockdown on the screwing around part.
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Submitted by Desert Rose on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:11pm.
I don't see how anybody finds her attractive, her lanky body grosses me out, and she's got a manface.
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More like horseface. Ala SJP
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Dim and Dimmer.
Hey Mk, did I tell u, did I tell U, that I love U!!!!!
I love u, ooo, did I tell u, did I tell U that I love U.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:10pm.
These two Titanic twats tied the tnot today?
Ok so 'tnot' isn't a word.
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It is a word if you want it to be one. DListed Rule # 14.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I don't see how anybody finds her attractive, her lanky body grosses me out, and she's got a manface.
I think he bizarrely looks a LOT like Leo D, too
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
These two Titanic twats tied the tnot today?
Ok so 'tnot' isn't a word.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
she can apply all the makeup in the world. Always gonna be a 'buttaface'.
Notice how she has to flash the boob to distract.
Doutzen Kroes does not have this problem. She is from Netherlands like Rebecca.
Sorry, but when I worked in NY, no Brazilian could ever touch me.
Now this is a couple I do not like since my husband left me while I was knocked up. His ass is dead now. At least I didn't do it, but I just don't like couples who start out like that.
Claire Danes I'm talking to you bitch.
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Am I the only one that think they look like brother and sister? But, anyway, Tom is too much of a pretty boy for me. He is just not my type and I really don't get all the hoopla about Giselle. Yes, she has a great body but her facial features are way to strong for my taste. She is not gorgeous. Why is she considered a top model? It seems all you really need to make it as one of the highest paid models is a hot body, long legs and a famous boyfriend. Back to this marriage, I'll give it two years. And I am being generous.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Aha! The truth is revealed! MK went to the twat wedding but told us he was going to his mum's b'day party.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:00pm.
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Actually, it's not surprising. Bridget wasn't famous or "accomplished" enough for him. Jizelle is the highest paid supermodel in the world apparently and he's looked at as some sort of God in football (allegedly since I don't watch that shit) so it's natural in his mind to want to be with someone who's at his level.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
He looks like Frankenstein, and not in a hot way.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
OK...I live in Boston and still get scooped by Michael k who knew this before any of us beanpots, Go Mikey!!!
Bunchkin has bigger boobs but Bridget was kinda hot.
He's seems like an ass-wad anyway.
http://www.desktopstars.ru/md/bridget-moynahan/page1/1280/Bridget-Moynah...
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Tom is too pretty, not hot at all, and Giselle...well, She's ok, she doesn't bother me much. BORING
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
The look like; fucking siamese twins in that photo.
Bridget Moynahan is a hot piece of ass. Can't believe he ditched her for this fug bitch.
hopefully jizz has a son. then hers and brigets could meet in the superbowl in 2026! what a grudge match! who will tom love/root for? what storylines
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at least Gis seems affectionate with Tom and Brig's son
I don't get the Gis love - she has good body for being a clothes hanger but I don't think she's sexy at all
but then, i've never found Tom to be all that hot, either. I love the gays, but I don't want my man to look like one, that's all I'm saying
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
Tom Brady is hot, but CHRIST does he seem like an enormous douchenozzle.
Gis better not get too attached to her new husband, because around her 6th month, homeboy is going to catch the next whore train out of there.
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LOL! Oh, MK, you kill me with your astute observations. And your tags.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Is it wrong that I am looking forward to seeing pictures?
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another score for the beautiful people..yay...
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