These Two Twats Got Married Today
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady became dick bag and wife in Los Angeles today. They married in a Catholic ceremony! My abuelita would clutch her rosary and pass out at this news! She didn't think any celebwhores should get married by the Catholic church, because they get divorced after their first hour of marriage. Dark-sided! If she knew the ho shit I did around a Catholic church, she would probably try exorcise the devil out of me. The devil ain't going nowhere. Bitch owns prime real estate in my body.
Anyway, back to those two pieces of boiled broccoli. Gis and Tom started dating in 2006. They reportedly got engaged on Christmas eve, but Gis denied it. Well, Gis is a major lie-teller now.
UsWeekly says that 28-year-old Gis wore an ivory Dolce & Gabba--- Oh, who gives a horse's floppy dick what that bitch wore! Tom should have worn a giant S over his forehead because he's a slutbag (and not in a hot way) for cheating on knocked up Bridget Moynahan with Gis. You know, I bet Gis has got a baby in there and that's why they got married. Gis better not get too attached to her new husband, because around her 6th month, homeboy is going to catch the next whore train out of there.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:43am.
Oh look! LCT has Gis's nose as her avie!
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she's basically got a skull full of peanut shells.
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And a handful of Tom's nuts.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:42am.
Oh look! LCT has Gis's nose as her avie!
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Gisele is beautiful, I have yet to come across anyone in 'real life' who even comes close to her. She is HOT and her body is HOT and the way she speaks if her life makes her seem down to earth and generous. So Tom and Bridget didnt work out, big fuckin deal, she got knocked up AFTER they broke up anyways. Which means break up sex without a condom. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Dont you think all the hate towards this private couple would be better placed upon people who actually deserve it? I am happy to hear they lied about it, makes me glad to see that some people still get married for the right reasons not for some big paparazzi infested hoopla 5 ring circus bullshit. Whatever just my opinion.
'Hey you get off my cloud you dont know me and you dont know my style.'- M.E.T.H.O.D MAN.
I think she has a pretty face (that angular look appeals to me for some reason), but I've heard that she's basically got a skull full of peanut shells.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Whhoooaaaa.
Honestly didn't see that one coming.
Who knew a mercy-fuck rebound could turn into a quaint little Santa Monica wedding?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:27am.
Plus, Giz's nose is very Elmira Gulch-esq, no?
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As is her soul (allegedly).
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:27am.
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I can just hear her cackling to Bridget Moynanhan... "I'll get you my pretty, and your dog of a man, too!"
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Wait...
Wait.....
Wai...Nope....Don't care.
Plus, Giz's nose is very Elmira Gulch-esq, no?
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Ugh! How has Tom Brady become a celebrity?
Talk about a bore!!
I have a cumrag with more personality than these two hobos.
Maybe now they'll both die.
Congratulations to the happy couple. When is the divorce scheduled for?
Oh yes. Goooood Morrrrrrrning!
He looks like Leolardo in that pic. Always thought she was cute but why don't they get models with real asses so they don't have to stick out their pancake behinds?
While standing in line at Victoria's Secrets, my (then) 3 year old son kept poking me 'Mom..Mom...' So I turned around and looked. 'Mom..I like THAT girl' It was Jizz herself. So we got him a poster to hang by his bed. The little horndog.
Terrible day for her astrologically.. I give it 6 months, sadly.
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
what a yawn fest
The biggest snooze wedding ever. *yawns*
Actually, BM found out she was pregnant after they broke up. People say the media spun it to make it out to be a scandal and it really wasn't. It was reported that Gis sent BM a baby gift after she gave birth. Could be a rumor but I don't know. Also, I don't think BM trapped him. Hell, does he not know how a damn baby is made. There are a lot of athletes that cheat on their gf/wives. Cheating is one thing but at least have enough sense to wear a condom. If you are worth millions of dollars and you are stupid enough to lay down with some woman, who nine times out of ten see you as a meal ticket, then you deserve to be taken for everything you have. For stupidity alone. Men never like to take responsiblity is situations like that. It takes two people to decide not to wear a condom. Unless, BM put a gun to his head, he had as much to do with it as she did.
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Dudes-I'm no fan of either of these two yawn fests, but Brady and Moynihan were broken up when she found out she was pregnant. Now if she tried to trap him or not, we'll never know...but it's in the past. Tom is hot, Gisele has a hot body but a horse face (it seems like a lot of models do) AND that's about it for these two-BORING.
Maybe I'm just so sick of hearing about them because I'm in Boston and every other day there's some breaking story "TOM AND GIS WENT TO THE BEACH!" "TOM AND GIS WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET". Lol.
Snooooooooozeeeeeeeeeeee
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do they have opposite days on who gets to tit feed the kid?
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Married really!!, they were engaged on a private jet. So awsome they denied it ever happened.
He is injured, she is on her way out (age related) model.
They need to remind people of their existence.
In a week or so, no marriage took place or sharing baby news on their blog.
BTW they should have a blog, twitter,
are you in bad mood? LOL
hopefully a clever baby!
congratulation!
I've always considered Gisele to be the quintessential buttaface. Typical Brazilian. Sorry.
Gisele is a beautiful woman....then, again she's Brazilian, they're all gorgeous. With that out of the way, after seeing that hot piece, Josh Duhamel, a few weeks ago, and now another Tom Brady, another hot piece, I'm going to be dreaming tonight, of having a Brady/Duhamel sandwich, with me in the middle
As much as i LOVE LOVE LOVE the Pats.. I gotta side with Bridget on this one..
She's a local girl (Longmeadow MA what what), so i must support..
Although i heard that Bridget "trapped" Tom, but who knows..
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Why half celebs lie about being engaged or whatever just irks me. It's the height of egocentricity that allows these self absorbed assholes to believe their being attached makes a difference in our lives or the spinning of the earth on its' axis. He is famous for what?? Being a serial cheater and reluctant baby daddy? She has a bit more fame for looking good in a bathing suit and riding on Leo DiCaprio's dick for a while.
They ar so Needy and Greedy, I give them a year.
Bridget, him walking out on you and your baby was a gift from God, trust me
They're both overrated and boring.
As long as he's taking care of his kid (which he's obviously capable of doing, money-wise) they are sooo meh. Bridget is better off without him. Catholic church, huh? Well, that makes it all good, then! *rolls eyes* As an indifferent non-religuious person, the hypocricy is rather hysterical.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:10am.
Is it just me or does Tom have a look like "I just made the biggest mistake of my life" in this pic?
Tigger, I'm not sure that's a wedding pic, but a lotta grooms have a similar look. Brides, too, I expect.
2 whores.
Leaving one's pregnant wife sure isn't a sign of character. I wish her good luck, she's going to need it.
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:36am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:10am.
Is it just me or does Tom have a look like "I just made the biggest mistake of my life" in this pic?
This isn't their wedding picture. Nonetheless, I'm sure any date with her could make Tom feel that way. Then again, he's not the greatest catch either so she should also have that look. They're both more than overrated.
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Yeah, I agree. I think she's purty and all, but obviously a vapid cunt to marry him and have been in a dead end relationship with Leo when he was soooo obvi bi-bi-bi-bi...
Whateves.
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Actually football players are on the road more than that. Most of the time if they have an away game on Sun. they leave on Thursday. You also have training camp and so forth...I know a pro football player and during the season it just seems like their schedule is way more busy travel wise than I originally thought! :)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:33am.
and "I'm just off to training...would you like to stare at my ass as I leave...?"
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:37am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:33am.
"So giselle i got tickets to dane cook"
"REALLY. I LOVE HIM, HES SO FUNNY"
these are the type of people that go to kate hudson movies
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Yeah - and go to dinner after and rehash all their favourite moments. Ugh.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:33am.
"So giselle i got tickets to dane cook"
"REALLY. I LOVE HIM, HES SO FUNNY"
these are the type of people that go to kate hudson movies
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:10am.
Is it just me or does Tom have a look like "I just made the biggest mistake of my life" in this pic?
This isn't their wedding picture. Nonetheless, I'm sure any date with her could make Tom feel that way. Then again, he's not the greatest catch either so she should also have that look. They're both more than overrated.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:29am.
maybe they have really witty banter *rolls eyes*
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O yes! Looking at this picture I can imagine all kinds of witty things that they might say.
Like, "Do they really have to put those annoying daisies in middle of the room?"
and "I'm just off to training...would you like to stare at my ass as I leave...?"
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My vote goes to oldschool models like Kathy Ireland anyday over the 100 lb. could be a man, could be a woman models of today. If it wasn't for Giseles boobs I wouldn't know what she was.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:22am.
I don't understand why ANY pro-baller gets amrried.It's just dumb.
with football you are only on the road 8 days a year. so road ass is probably a lot less of a temptation then for hockey or baseball players. Plus he's probably run up his numbers to where he's ok with one piece for a while. maybe they have really witty banter *rolls eyes*
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I don't see how people find Tom attractive. If Tyra has a 5 head he has a 10 head in addition to simply having a huge head.
Whores. I'm totally with you on this one MK, he's a douche for hooking up with her while Bridget was pregnant and she's no angel for getting together with a guy who has a baby on the way.
*MARRIED*
My allergic reaction to the concept made me misspell it.I'm breaking out in hives as I make the correction.
I don't understand why ANY pro-baller gets amrried.It's just dumb.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:11am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:03am.
And the countdown to the divorce begins in....
Can mannequins even have sex...theres no genitalia. They prolly look at themselves in the mirror when they're doing the horizontal mambo.
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Ken and Barbie have sex without genitalia...At least in my fucked up childhood those two whores got it the fuck on...Oh what? Like you lil' whores didn't make Ken and Barbe do fucky-fucky times...You did to, don't lie...
So anywho, we the public will have to make these mannequin whores do fucky fucky times...BUT I call the Barbie Gis strap on she uses on Ken Tom! I'm so gonna make it hurt so good...What? What? You guys totally did this with Barbie and Ken, don't even front...
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they look like they came out of a mengele eugenics
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TMZ does call Tom Gis' bitch, I wonder what they'll be calling him now.
I'm not a dude but I don't understand why the pretty guys like manly women, or maybe I do
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:05am.
Oh, I totally agree that they are assholes, and Tom is a total douchebag, but they are a gorgeous couple. She floors me.
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Trudat. I wanna come over here and rag on these people but then they look so good! And I don't even know that much about them so...whatever.
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I don't think this is a pic from the wedding. I am pretty sure this pic is from a a few months ago, at an event at the Met in NYC.
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Submitted by katieawesome on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:52pm.
um, just as an aside....who the fuck gets married on a THURSDAY? random
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At dusk no less,LMAO. If it's a Brazilian tradition, no offence intended but it is odd.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:03am.
And the countdown to the divorce begins in....
Can mannequins even have sex...theres no genitalia. They prolly look at themselves in the mirror when they're doing the horizontal mambo.
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