JRM Gives It Another Go
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in the tank for the third time in less than 4 years. JRM spent a little time at Promises Malibu in 2005. Two years later, he gave rehab another shot. In 2007, he was arrested for being a drunk mess at an airport a few days after his mom passed away.
The Independent says he's getting treatment at a facility in England for booze addiction.
I figured it was coke too. His eyes are serenading me with their own version of "White Lines." Shit, those eyes look like they can separate and cut lines perfectly. Now, that's a party trick.
A source said that the producers of The Tudors kind of tapped him on the shoulder to let him know that he might want crawl out of the bottle and get a little help. The source went on to say, "He is one of the nicest guys in the world, he's a pleasure to work with. He has his demons, and he's trying to cope with them as best he can."
It's not a coincident that JRM has worked with Tommy Girl. You know Tommy flashed his alien ass snatch at JRM at least once. There's his fucking demons, right there.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:25pm.
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He already did hook up with Lindsay during a two day drug binge a couple of years ago.
As for the girlfriend beating, he and his on-off girlfriend were both arrested and charged with assault for beating the shit out of each other. They were drunk/high at the time.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
LMAO @ devilgirl
That icing is a gonna be a gonerrrrrrr fer sure!
Homemade buttercream with pink in it is my favorite :D
I'm allergic to canned icing, so I eat it til I gag. Then when the numbness subsides, proceed wid duh spoon and eat summore.
Gag. Wait. Repeat.
JRM is a good actor, but dude's got substance abuse issues like RDJ. If he ain't careful he's gonna end up like Heath, or maybe hookin up with Hohan. Ugh the last thing sounds like a fate worse than death.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
wow, I didn't know there were so many Rome fans. What a great fucking show. Who wouldn't have played bad touch with Marc Anthony?
It's beyond me how that didnt get picked up for another season. I can't believe that it wasnt more successful!
There was a lot of hot men in that show. I thought Lucius was sexy as hell.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
@Devil: Get out! A girl-beater? huh.
*scratches head*
He's handsome but those pupils, I wouldnt say cocaine, I would say heroin or some type of benzo pill because that makes the pupils pins and upper dialate the pupils. Whatever he's doing, he's gonna fuck up his career, I like him....shame on you JRM.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:21pm.
Girlfriend beater??!!
What's up with that?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Zappy-
That icing is going to have you before the day is done.
It's romancing you with it's promises of sweet delight.
Stay strong Zappy, stay strong!
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:19pm.
@Devilgirl: Kinda scary that JRM & I share a name (part of, anyway)...I just IMDB'd him. I always thought he was gay. Is he? Not that it matters, but he's so...pretty.
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Not gay, just a cheater and a girlfriend beater.
It's ashame. I might let him spank me though!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
Okie dokie debilgirl! :D How ya doon toots?
What flabuh cupcakes?
I'm trying really hard not to eat the canned icing on the dining room table, but it keeps callin my name :S
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I am right as rain (whatever the f that means!)
*soft whispering* Zappy........ spoon me........Zappy.........lick me.
(thats the can of icing , not me, I ain't no perv like the can of icing!)
*spins around on the ground holding my ears and spins ala Curly from the three stooges and screaming*
NOOOOOO STOP TORTURING MEEEEEEEEE!
Now maybe the Entenmann's crumbcake with shaddup.
@Devilgirl: Kinda scary that JRM & I share a name (part of, anyway)...I just IMDB'd him. I always thought he was gay. Is he? Not that it matters, but he's so...pretty.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:01pm.
I sowwy. I will. It's not s lack of love, it's dementia. I saved your email in my outlook, so I still can.
Don't worry, I took some speshul nekkid jiggy pix just for you and Zappy's can of icing!! :-)
xo
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Ok. I am feewing better now!
Nekkid Jiggy?! *blushes*
have you guys noticed his eyes are a lot like stains'?
that icing is gonna get licked before the night is over..
I think he is tortured playing it straight.
idiots drive me loco!?!?!?!
RIGHT!!!!!!
Oy! James Purefoy was in a movie with Hugh Laurie called "Maybe, Baby" and he has this scene....oh...nevermind....
*fans self*
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
That death glare on the front page is doing nothing to stop my raging headache. Damn. Dlisted is my homepage so everytime I click on the home button I get that face
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:01pm.
I sowwy. I will. It's not s lack of love, it's dementia. I saved your email in my outlook, so I still can.
Don't worry, I took some speshul nekkid jiggy pix just for you and Zappy's can of icing!! :-)
xo
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
wow, I didn't know there were so many Rome fans. What a great fucking show. Who wouldn't have played bad touch with Marc Anthony?
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I really miss that show.
HBO has ended so many of their good series. Bastids!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
Okie dokie debilgirl! :D How ya doon toots?
What flabuh cupcakes?
I'm trying really hard not to eat the canned icing on the dining room table, but it keeps callin my name :S
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I am right as rain (whatever the f that means!)
*soft whispering* Zappy........ spoon me........Zappy.........lick me.
(thats the can of icing , not me, I ain't no perv like the can of icing!)
wow, I didn't know there were so many Rome fans. What a great fucking show. Who wouldn't have played bad touch with Marc Anthony?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Okie dokie debilgirl! :D How ya doon toots?
What flabuh cupcakes?
I'm trying really hard not to eat the canned icing on the dining room table, but it keeps callin my name :S
IG!
Breakfast on Pluto, YES!!!! Great! Did you see Intermission??? I laughed my fat arse off!!!
Momus,
No, that was Ciaran Hinds. Also in the miniseries, was James Purefoy who played Mark Anthony. James Purefoy is one of the sexiest men I have EVER had the pleasure to see act!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr baby!
Oh...Uh, Cillian....28 Days, Batman Begins, Intermission, Breakfast on Pluto...
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:54pm.
JOHNATHAN RHYS MEYERS IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
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And he wants my cupcakes, right DG??
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He wants your cupcakes and so much more Jiggy!
I thought you were gonna email me sometime! *wipes tear*
His "daemon" is probably that he likes to nibble on ze juicy tube-steak...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:58pm.
Ooooh. No fank you.
I'll pass on this pickled Irish boy and take Cillian Murphy instead. Mmmmmmmm Same great hypno eyes, but with talent!
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Did Cilian play Caesar in the HBO miniseries "Rome"? I'm too busy [lazy] to look him up.
Nope. Neither of these guys were in that show. However I feel like both of them really do have acting talent.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:00pm.
Only if you've been very,very bad.
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Thank God I've never been very, very bad.
I've always been naughty. Ask Santa!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:00pm.
Haha! I am baking cupcakes because something told me to do it!
Weird, huh?
How are ya Zappy?
Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
Is JRM the human lovechild of ceiling cat and Stains?
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Nope. Nothing human about him. Although, speaking of Stains, JRM looks like he'd meander around your neighborhood asking childfen to help him find his lost puppy.
Ugh.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:54pm.
JOHNATHAN RHYS MEYERS IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
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And he wants my cupcakes, right DG??
Is JRM the human lovechild of ceiling cat and Stains?
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:58pm.
Ooooh. No fank you.
I'll pass on this pickled Irish boy and take Cillian Murphy instead. Mmmmmmmm Same great hypno eyes, but with talent!
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Did Cilian play Caesar in the HBO miniseries "Rome"? I'm too busy [lazy] to look him up.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:54pm.
JOHNATHAN RHYS MEYERS IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
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And he wants my cupcakes, right DG??
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:53pm.
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Yeah, he's really not doing much to break down those Irish stereotypes is he? LOL, oh well.
You've never seen The Tudors? Get on it! Even if you only watch for the sex (as is my main reasoning behind watching it).
Oh, and he won a Golden Globe for playing Elvis in a TV miniseries a couple years back.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
GRRRRRRRR @ devilgirl
I thought he had 'Stains eyes' tewwwwww!
I thought cokey eyes had huge, dilated pupils.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 -
He's like that Jesus poster where his eyes follow your all around the room!
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Only if you've been very,very bad.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:58pm.
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I totally agree. Did you see him in "Breakfast on Pluto"? Crazy talented.
You guys are the most hilarious bitches I have ever crossed. Fank you you making my days go faster.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He creeps me the hell out. I can't even look at him. It's like his eyes are trying to eat my soul.
Holy Shit!!!!
He's like that Jesus poster where his eyes follow your all around the room!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
I wonder if he wants cupcakes?
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Falling on the floor, laughing so hard!
Thanks!
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Anytime!
*furiuosly baking cupcakes*
Ooooh. No fank you.
I'll pass on this pickled Irish boy and take Cillian Murphy instead. Mmmmmmmm Same great hypno eyes, but with talent!
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
I wonder if he wants cupcakes?
Buahahahhaahaha!
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Or, baba rhum cakes.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Last call for alcohol.
Two rum and cokes with a twist.
Sank you belly mush!
Sorry none for you Jon.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
I wonder if he wants cupcakes?
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Falling on the floor, laughing so hard!
Thanks!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
I wonder if he wants cupcakes?
Buahahahhaahaha!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
JOHNATHAN RHYS MEYERS IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:49pm.
I have no idea who he is??? I had to do a search on him. I saw the list of films he was in and the only one I recognize was MI3. As for his drinking.....hell, he's Irish! I guess should give him a pass.....
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
I wonder if he wants cupcakes?
-LMAO! Absolutely histerical.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
"He has his demons"--No, Damien has his demons. JRM seems to be partying with the cast of "Paradise Lost".