JRM Gives It Another Go
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in the tank for the third time in less than 4 years. JRM spent a little time at Promises Malibu in 2005. Two years later, he gave rehab another shot. In 2007, he was arrested for being a drunk mess at an airport a few days after his mom passed away.
The Independent says he's getting treatment at a facility in England for booze addiction.
I figured it was coke too. His eyes are serenading me with their own version of "White Lines." Shit, those eyes look like they can separate and cut lines perfectly. Now, that's a party trick.
A source said that the producers of The Tudors kind of tapped him on the shoulder to let him know that he might want crawl out of the bottle and get a little help. The source went on to say, "He is one of the nicest guys in the world, he's a pleasure to work with. He has his demons, and he's trying to cope with them as best he can."
It's not a coincident that JRM has worked with Tommy Girl. You know Tommy flashed his alien ass snatch at JRM at least once. There's his fucking demons, right there.
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Ok, now I know MK did this on purpose and its not even April 1st. No random post thread and then he leaves us with this freaky eyed fuck at the top of the page for maybe the next 12 hours. I know he has family times things to do but damn. Torture
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:19pm.
His eyes creep me out, but as I've said before, I don't like pale eyes.
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Why don't you like pale eyes Mike?
His eyes creep me out too, but it's the crazed stare, not the color.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:24pm.
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Which episode/season was this?! I'm on Season 1, episode 5 right now and have to see this!
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
@ Unkie
Try this link to Rotten Tomatoes for reviews.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/revolutionary_road/
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I must admit, after seeing JRM on the Tudors jacking off onto a sheet that some unlucky servant got to hold up (poor actor probably didn't realize he got the cum rag role) my attraction to him has increased.
He's no Henry Cavill, though. Woof!
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Totally Off Topic:
Has anyone seen "Revolutionary Road"? I've been invited to check it out tonight. Worth it? Input, please?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
His eyes creep me out, but as I've said before, I don't like pale eyes.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:08pm.
Edited to add: As my crackpot theory goes, many (if not most) addicts have been sexually abused. He was probably sexually abused by an older man and is conflicted about his sexuality, hence the raging addiction.
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I'm more inclined to go with mommy issues with JRM. After all, he got arrested for being a drunk mess at an airport a few days after his mom passed away. That sounds like a lot of unresolved issues: society says that he must love/honor his mum but in reality he hates her.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:06pm.
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And it would explain why he hasn't married his girlfriend that he's been with off-on for 5 years. I wish he'd hit me, that's all I'm saying! I am definitely a Johnnyloonie! (as of a couple days ago once I started watching The Tudors)
Edited to add to your edit (lol): Well, his dad also abandoned him as a child, leaving him to be raised by his alcoholic mother (she passed last year I think). So maybe he wasn't sexually abused by a man...maybe he was just abused by mama? And the fact that she was an addict predisposed him to be one, too.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Queen Charisma: Oooh, I did not know about that. Don't know anything about him, just that my gaydar goes off when I see him. But you're probably right; he probably hits anything.
Edited to add: As my crackpot theory goes, many (if not most) addicts have been sexually abused. He was probably sexually abused by an older man and is conflicted about his sexuality, hence the raging addiction.
God DAMN he scares me:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Gay....he is gay fosure!I know for 100% fact he is...or maybe he's straight but sleep with boys like the fu*kin rest of Hollywood! Gay gay gay.....go to his Gym in LA......he'll probably ask you to come into the changing room with him....cos he's gay!
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:53pm.
Those eyes are freaking me the fuck out.
Hit refresh and duck.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:58pm.
Lol! I knew I liked you UA!
I love binocs! They are so handy!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:58pm.
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I did at first. It didn't help that he ran off to live with some random man, either when he was a teenager and then bought a house in Morocco to be close to said man once he got famous. But the guy claims they're just friends and Johnny's like a son to him so, whatever.
I'm thinking this one will hit anything walking.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
So, does anyone know if "Stock Boker" got layed last night!?!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:56pm.
Ah Ha! A fruit stealer!
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Good thing my binoculars broke my fall!
What???? She's a pretty neighbor!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Am I the only one who gets gay vibes from him?
Let us also add the Crazy-Eyed Divorcee and the Crazy-Eyed Wife of a Preacherman.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:46pm.
Ah Ha! A fruit stealer!
*secures orange tree*
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:47pm
i'm sure carla and stains would welcome JRM to their family of hypno eyes. but enough already!
Those eyes are freaking me the fuck out.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
uh, he looks like Stains?
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:42pm.
if i had a dollar for every time someone mentions a cupcake in this post... i'd be rich enough to buy JRM a brick.
Hey did ya notice his eyes look like stains? *runs away and ducks for cover*
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:41pm.
I've only seen the scenes with JRM in them. They were really painful to watch (I think he was just starting out), but it was well worth it to see him and Ewan McGregor go at it.
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Very true. Yes, I think it might have been one of his first movies.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:42pm.
Well congrats!
Hey, maybe the grapefruit didn't like the "squeeze" you were giving it!
Sour lemons, I guess!
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Teaches Uncle to straddle the fence while trying to steal the neighbors grapefruits!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:39pm.
Uncle Ashtray, love the name. The husband used to call my car the ashtray (before I quite smoking).
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I got the nickname from my nieces & nephews. When I would send them gifts in the mail, they would open the box and say....."These are from Uncle Ashtray......they smell like cigarette smoke".....before they even unwrapped the gifts & read the card who they were from.
Lil' bastards!!!!!!
lololol
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:39pm.
Well congrats!
Hey, maybe the grapefruit didn't like the "squeeze" you were giving it!
Sour lemons, I guess!
if i had a dollar for every time someone mentions a cupcake in this post... i'd be rich enough to buy JRM a brick.
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:39pm.
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I've only seen the scenes with JRM in them. They were really painful to watch (I think he was just starting out), but it was well worth it to see him and Ewan McGregor go at it.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Awww..let him eat the cupcakes.
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I swear I just saw his pupils dilate!
Uncle Ashtray, love the name. The husband used to call my car the ashtray (before I quite smoking).
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:37pm.
Uncle Ashtray-
How are you getting along?
Grapedrinkbaby said you got fresh with a grapefruit tree.
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Citrus is evil..............and impolite!
*Uncle is doing great! Starting tomorrow, he is on his own!*
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Did anyone see Velvet Goldmine? Awful movie, but I have a thing for glam ladyboys so it was almost worth suffering through. Rhys Meyers, Ewan McGregor and, most importantly, Christian Bale. Sigh!
Glam Bale, hehe! ;
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2EVRSbS-DF8/SQ7O6pL33tI/AAAAAAAAIfo/HHmMwGxMou...
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:36pm.
Kp,
Bedrooms and Hallways
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What is.....where sex begins and then ends, Alex.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Uncle Ashtray-
How are you getting along?
Grapedrinkbaby said you got fresh with a grapefruit tree.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:34pm.
Uncle TAWDRY.......I like the way that sounds......
*pondering*
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Kp,
Bedrooms and Hallways
http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Bedrooms_and_Hallways/60001939?mqso=8002021...
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:27pm.
Hitting a women........Horrible!
Uncle could never hit a woman!
Pinch a titty.......often.......but never strike a gal. That's so wrong.
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I would never think you capable of such heinous actions.
Tawdry actions, yes, heinous no!
I like tawdry!
You guys remember the scene with the sex slave and his ten inch flacid penis?
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
What the hell is he looking at in this pic? Cupcakes?
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:27pm.
Hitting a women........Horrible!
Uncle could never hit a woman!
Pinch a titty.......often.......but never strike a gal. That's so wrong.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:24pm.
@Devil: Get out! A girl-beater? huh.
*scratches head*
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Yeah. I think he is kinda a drunk. His girlfriend is a youngin' too, so between alcohol, immaturity, drugs, they seem like a rather unhealthy couple.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:28pm.
Which movie is this??
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:28pm.
Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
wow, I didn't know there were so many Rome fans. What a great fucking show. Who wouldn't have played bad touch with Marc Anthony?
It's beyond me how that didnt get picked up for another season. I can't believe that it wasnt more successful!
There was a lot of hot men in that show. I thought Lucius was sexy as hell.
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How could it continue?
Caesar's dead, Antony's dead, Lucius's dead.
Really? Maybe the final episode I watched WASNT the final episode. Well, to be totally honest, I always happened to be pretty hammered when I watched this show, so this is unsurprising..
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:26pm.
LMAO @ devilgirl
That icing is a gonna be a gonerrrrrrr fer sure!
Homemade buttercream with pink in it is my favorite :D
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Right on! I have never met an icing that I didn't like!
*looks at cupboard* Well Helllooooooooo creamy!
KP,
Here is a tidbit for ya...
The actors that play Mark Anthony and Lucius in Rome were in another movie together in which they play lovers. Yes MA'AM!!!
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
wow, I didn't know there were so many Rome fans. What a great fucking show. Who wouldn't have played bad touch with Marc Anthony?
It's beyond me how that didnt get picked up for another season. I can't believe that it wasnt more successful!
There was a lot of hot men in that show. I thought Lucius was sexy as hell.
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How could it continue?
Caesar's dead, Antony's dead, Lucius's dead.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:21pm.
Girlfriend beater??!!
What's up with that?
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He has been dating this one girl since she was 18 or so (don't know if he still is. They were engaged) and I guess before his last rehab stint he was all drunk and beat the poor thing down. I think she is like maybe 20 now. This happened last year. I think.
He blamed it on his drinking and such but I am not sure what the whole story is. He has also been caught cheating on her a few times.