Thursday, February 26th 2009

JRM Gives It Another Go

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in the tank for the third time in less than 4 years. JRM spent a little time at Promises Malibu in 2005. Two years later, he gave rehab another shot. In 2007, he was arrested for being a drunk mess at an airport a few days after his mom passed away.

The Independent says he's getting treatment at a facility in England for booze addiction.

I figured it was coke too. His eyes are serenading me with their own version of "White Lines." Shit, those eyes look like they can separate and cut lines perfectly. Now, that's a party trick.

A source said that the producers of The Tudors kind of tapped him on the shoulder to let him know that he might want crawl out of the bottle and get a little help. The source went on to say, "He is one of the nicest guys in the world, he's a pleasure to work with. He has his demons, and he's trying to cope with them as best he can."

It's not a coincident that JRM has worked with Tommy Girl. You know Tommy flashed his alien ass snatch at JRM at least once. There's his fucking demons, right there.

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Posted by: Michael K


johnnysgirl's picture

Yeah, scratch all that. Not cool.

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LOL at the comparison to Stains...

All that is missing is black lipstick and a plate of cupcakes!

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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:15pm.
You know.....people tell me I look just like Bale!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

....that's funny....people tell me I sound just like Bale! What don't you fuckin' understand?

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:18pm.

You're thinking of "Venus".

He starred in a charming British film, "Global Heresy", with Joan Plowright, as impoverished gentry who rent their stately home to an American rock band.

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JMR has some purty lips....I'm sure they've served him well...
Me thinks this is a whore that, like Blohan, is just going to have to face the fact that
a) ain't nothin' gonna keep them from the booze 'n coke, and:
b) ain't nobody gonna keep them from some good dick...

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:49pm.

Leandra!
Have I seen Velvet Goldmine??? P'shaw you hot thing, surely you jest!!!

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I was thinking you'd say that!
I wonder if the Bale rant had been as intimidating if he'd been wearing his lovely, fluffy feather boa at the time. Just the feather boa...That's one of the many important things I'll be pondering this week.

"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:14pm.

The only redeeming part of Penthouse Caligula movie was Peter O'Toole. I have a ginormous Pepaw-ILF crush on him.
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Whoa nelly yes! That man can act.

Once saw the uncut, extended version of Lawrence of Arabia in a proper theatre years ago - velvet seats, intermission and all - and went outside to a city shut down by a sudden blizzard. Talk about surreal. That was amazing.

He had a new one out a couple of years ago - with a young girl. Nasty story, not very nice at all. Dirty old man to the nth degree.

el Awrence! COME BACK!!!

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TITS,
Actually, Hurt is in a movie *coff*with*Christian*coff*Bale*coff* called "All The Little Animals" that will make you fall head over heals in lub!!!!

Uncle Ashtray,
*giggles*
It's like you know JUST what to say to me!!

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:13pm.

McDowell all the way!!!!!
Caligula AND Alex from Clockwork Orange......the man is a true GENIUS!

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I'd hit, but maybe I'd have to shut his eyes with clothes pins or something first.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:03pm.

You know.....people tell me I look just like Bale!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:51pm.

I haven't done coke, but I have other things. I don't have an addictive personality, that helps. You might be the same way.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:08pm.

The only redeeming part of Penthouse Caligula movie was Peter O'Toole. I have a ginormous Pepaw-ILF crush on him.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:58pm.

TITS,
John Hurt owns ANYTHING he is in. He is the Horned King, Aragorn, Ollivander AND Hazel-Rah!!!
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I know eh? He's so good and smart he's almost sexy.... well that voice alone! Niiiice.

It sounds inane but I think my favourite role of his was in Harry Potter. It was SO nice to see wrinkles!

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Victorious V-I-c

He and Stains should have a staring contest!

SICKITTEN's picture

My prayers out to this one. It sucks losing Mom and even harder for an addictive personality.

Universe, help this guy please. Please!

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:51pm.

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:48pm.

I take it that you did not like Malcolm McDowell at Caligula.
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icky poo-poo.

The production values and other cast, plus how the story was told was MUCH better in the john hurt one. I Claudius I believe it was called.

Funny how some shows stay with you long after you've seen them. I saw that as a kid and it left a big impression on me. Even then I knew it was good.

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BWAHAHAHAHA! Wow, that's crazy. And you mentioning it isn't entirely off topic since we're on a JRM post and he's banged Blohan so I think it's safe to assume he's got the herp. See, it comes full circle.

LOL...true.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:03pm.
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BWAHAHAHAHA! Wow, that's crazy. And you mentioning it isn't entirely off topic since we're on a JRM post and he's banged Blohan so I think it's safe to assume he's got the herp. See, it comes full circle.

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Check my call out on Madge's true silver hair and her tatooed lip liner.

Nothing, but nothing gets past the DListers.

Also Tori's anorexic back fur.

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Uncle Ashtray,
*bats eyes*
Inside a trenchcoat? Why, no. No I have not.

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LMAO! Off topic: I just saw the most hilarious side ad while I was on Facebook. "Single with Herpes..Meet other local people in your area with herpes and avoid 'the talk'." Seriously?! These ads are getting out of hand.

***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***

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those pupils say "heroin" to me

You are right. Right on. They are at least vicadin eyes. Def opiate eyes!

Good call & very astute of you.

I can tell you have 'lived'.

He could be Stains' twin with those eyes...

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1: this guy has "crazy" eyes.
2: I hope he pulls through this.

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TITS,
John Hurt owns ANYTHING he is in. He is the Horned King, Aragorn, Ollivander AND Hazel-Rah!!!

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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication

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those pupils say "heroin" to me

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here are some true heroin pupils

http://sickitten.com/search.aspx?q=heroin&sc=tcon&dt=a&al=

You'll crack up on the vid when Martin opens his eyes!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:49pm.
Uncle Ashtray,
You are welcome in my hallway anytime!
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Thank you!
Ever peek inside a trenchcoat before?

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Nice color of the eyes.

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those pupils say "heroin" to me

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:48pm.

I take it that you did not like Malcolm McDowell at Caligula.

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Leandra!
Have I seen Velvet Goldmine??? P'shaw you hot thing, surely you jest!!!

Uncle Ashtray,
You are welcome in my hallway anytime!

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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:37pm.

Submitted by S_G on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:31pm.

Rome ... hmmmmm .... JRM would make a most excellent Caligula.
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never. John Hurt nailed that role.

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sorry but those are heroin pupils..can anyone say narcan?

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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:22pm.

It's good. Well acted and the story has some meat to it. But you'll feel sad afterwards.

edit - no overt sex/nudity.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:26pm

Today's open post is hosted by Dollhouse Dude
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Ok thank you. I never was good at conspiracy theories plus my head has been hurting all day to the point where I can't even lay down. I keep refreshing hoping to see something else to no avail. Im that pathetic.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:35pm.
I'm working on a theory with JRM. After analyzing his drinking over the past 15 years, I'm inclined to believe his problems are the result of being Irish.
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I think you're on to something, Sherlock. hehehehe

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:19pm.
His eyes creep me out, but as I've said before, I don't like pale eyes.

I want to thank you for ditching the frog and saving my pale eyes!

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Submitted by S_G on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:31pm.

ITA. "Rome" was one of the best shows ever. And it could be brought back. That would be awesome! Ray Stevenson is my fave as Puolo.
HBO runs re-runs every Saturday night at 8 central, (I'm pretty sure). It's getting pretty late in the series.

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Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:25pm.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:19pm.
His eyes creep me out, but as I've said before, I don't like pale eyes.
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*puts on sunglasses*

Hi Mike!

he looks like a human Stains

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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:33pm.
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Isn't he? *sigh*

I'm trying to hurry up and watch both seasons before the show comes back on in April. He's going to be already on wife #3 I believe by then so that should be interesting, especially since Joss Stone will be playing her. I wish they had cast a real actress, though.

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Submitted by S_G on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:31pm.

Rome ... hmmmmm .... JRM would make a most excellent Caligula.

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I'm working on a theory with JRM. After analyzing his drinking over the past 15 years, I'm inclined to believe his problems are the result of being Irish.

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Submitted by Candy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:26pm

Today's open post is hosted by Dollhouse Dude.

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QueenCharisma: Season 2 is much better than season 1 also. JRM buffs up a bit (needs to work on those twiggy legs though) and unveils the goatee. You'll probably zip through the entire season in one sitting it moves so fast.

King Henry is so very bad, yet so very good.

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JRM ...I'll admit I find his crazy eyed, drunken Irish ass sexy as hell.

Regarding the television show 'Rome'...

It was one of the best on tv and I was very sad to see it end. From what I read it ended because of the high production costs.

I would love to see it brought back. They could continue as story line focusing on Pullo, Lucius Vorenus's children, (They actually left his death open. They never showed him dead. Pullo just told Octavian he had died. They could easily have it be that he lied.)
They could also continue the story focusing on Emperor Augustus's (Octavian's)reign and his crazy family.

Marc Anthony (Actor James Purefoy) = THE HOTNESS

That is all...

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:24pm.

Thanks for the link! I've just checked it out....doesn't appear to be too bad. Sounds a bit depressing.....I guess I'll check it out then. After all, it's not like I am a stranger to depressing evenings anyway.

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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:28pm.
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Oh shit! Now I have to speed through the rest of Season 1 to see this hotness. His ass should be canonized if the scene is as hot as you say it is. I love this man, fuck up or not.

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FBD, Matt Duke
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QueenCharisma: It's in Season 2 as King Henry is attempting to stay faithful to Anne Boleyn. It's in the very opening scene and a great way to start an episode. JRM should've won an Emmy for that scene alone.
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