JRM Gives It Another Go
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in the tank for the third time in less than 4 years. JRM spent a little time at Promises Malibu in 2005. Two years later, he gave rehab another shot. In 2007, he was arrested for being a drunk mess at an airport a few days after his mom passed away.
The Independent says he's getting treatment at a facility in England for booze addiction.
I figured it was coke too. His eyes are serenading me with their own version of "White Lines." Shit, those eyes look like they can separate and cut lines perfectly. Now, that's a party trick.
A source said that the producers of The Tudors kind of tapped him on the shoulder to let him know that he might want crawl out of the bottle and get a little help. The source went on to say, "He is one of the nicest guys in the world, he's a pleasure to work with. He has his demons, and he's trying to cope with them as best he can."
It's not a coincident that JRM has worked with Tommy Girl. You know Tommy flashed his alien ass snatch at JRM at least once. There's his fucking demons, right there.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:19pm.
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Is it wrong of me to really only care that his skin, nail and hairs continue to look fierce? If he's sober, they'll be no more talks of having sex in Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon!
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You mean like morally wrong or DListed wrong? If you mean morally wrong, then I'm not the right whore to ask...If you mean DListed wrong, then HELLS TO THA NAW! What good's a purty non Walmart sexay times havin' whore without fierce skin, nails and hairs????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:31pm.
Or, he can finally pull it together like Robert Downey, Jr., without having to hard time first.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:19pm.
Hmmmmmmmm. The center of his upper lip does seem to have pipe indentation.
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Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken, he seems to have some sort of white residue in the middle of his peach fuzz 'stache...
Yeah, booze ain't this whore's only problem, but it's the one that'll kill him first, so that's the one he'll cop to...He'll get back on the rocks/booger sugar the day he's sprung for sure. I give him 48 hours before he takes his first drink once he's out of the tank (they always fool themselves for at least that long that they won't ever drink again, then it's "just one drink". Next think you know, they get popped for a DUI a la Lohan or some shit like that. Hopefully, he will have on him our DListed assembled handy dandy list of celeb excuses and bullshit. Everyone should.)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:11pm.
Ohhhh yeahhhhh....who got da white man mouf now??
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:40pm.
Oh, and what is with this dude's ashy upper lip????
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Give bitch some grease.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:19pm.
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Is it wrong of me to really only care that his skin, nail and hairs continue to look fierce? If he's sober, they'll be no more talks of having sex in Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon!
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:19pm.
Hmmmmmmmm. The center of his upper lip does seem to have pipe indentation.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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I've always been perplexed by his mouth . . . that's really all I can say about him. That, and his eyes are spaced too far apart and he looks perenially spooked.
OFF TOPIC (but, forgive me for it):
I just wanted to say R.I.P. to Wendy Richard, who played Miss Brahms on "Are You Being Served?" in the 1970s and, of course Pauline Fowler on "EastEnders" for more than 20 years. Was a shock to hear of her passing.
Sadness.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:11pm.
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Crackheads have ashy lips. Maybe he borrowed Wino's pipe?
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Ah, Ok. This makes sense. Cuz this dude definitely makin' mouf love to da pipe judgin' by them cokey eyes and now, those ashy ass lips!
Well, if this whore wants to dry up, I hope his ass went to REAL rehab and not them Hollyweird spas posing as rehabs cuz otherwise, his ass is just gonna get back on the sauce and booger sugar merry-go-round once he's springed from fake rehab, but his skin, nails and hair will look FIERCE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Reach for the cupcakes, JRM! There's a little "blow" in the creamy fillin' waitin' juuuuust for you. Reach for them - ya little bitch!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Coke head eyes? WTF is that?
Ur pupils get wide when u on x
not the coke tho
NOW HIS LIPS ARE DEHYDRATED=coke
COKE LIPS!!!!!
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:11pm.
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Crackheads have ashy lips. Maybe he borrowed Wino's pipe?
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:40pm.
Oh, and what is with this dude's ashy upper lip???? I ain't never seen that shit! I think it's coke residue or dried jizz or sumpin'....
....tigerlilly, I was trying to leave it at ash and not think about it any further.
I have seen that shit but it was on Aubrey O'Day or Lindsay Lohan or someone.....
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Yeah, again: LL: coke residue, dried jizz, smegma
AO: see above....
Do whores, white or black, get ashy lips? I know if my lips is chapped they get all red and shit, but I ain't never seen the ashy lips 'cept, yeah, Blohan and this dude. I'm going with the above theory....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
demons or not this guy is HOT! besides who wants mr. fucking perfect BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So. Can we safely say that Promises is (are) full of shit now?
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FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
I wonder if Jon is at "THE CLINIC" *lightning bolts and thunder* like Winehouse. St. Lucia seems like a good place to do absolutely nothing and get well.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:51pm.
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LMAO!!!!
I don't even know what to say after that...
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:52pm.
Carrot!
No! Those were mine! Bow chicka bow wow!!!!
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Whhooooaaaaaa if they're sticking out that far after a romp you may want to invest in some Nair. Just a suggestion.
Carrot!
No! Those were mine! Bow chicka bow wow!!!!
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
A face that was made to be sat on. That is all.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
It's called the booze cycle. Drink your brains out for 6 months to a year, and then when your body becomes soo addicted to acclimated to alcohol you can't stop on your own without going into DT's, you go into rehab to dry yourself out for a while so you don't end up drinking yourself to death, and then you start the whole cycle all over again. If you're lucky your general practioner will just give you a perscription for librium once ever several months so you can dry out at home. I used to do it all the time until I got cirrhosis and a new liver ten years ago and had to quit for good.
I was only 37....
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Oh, and what is with this dude's ashy upper lip???? I ain't never seen that shit! I think it's coke residue or dried jizz or sumpin'....
....tigerlilly, I was trying to leave it at ash and not think about it any further.
I have seen that shit but it was on Aubrey O'Day or Lindsay Lohan or someone.....
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
Submitted by Penny_Dreadful on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:31pm.
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Oh, it's not a bad thing at all! LOL...I'd love to just run up on him one day when he's stoned out of his mind and take advantage of him. I love this man.
And I don't have anything but basic cable here at school, so I watch all the "cool" shows online. The internets is a Godsend.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Clarisse, were those your husband's PUBIC HAIRS?!
@ Jussayin
He kinda looks to me like he had a cleft lip. Maybe that's why they look a little off.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
@ Penny Dreadful (btw, I love those)
I don't have tv either. But I'm not sad.
(Also, I'm a ballet dancer too. You still dance?)
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Ok Biznitches!!! Clip with JRM, Ewan, CHRISTIAN and a surprise visit from my future husband!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVzR6C7K94&feature=related
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:06pm.
not seeing the mouth appeal here
it could be the peach fuzz, the ashy upper lip that's larger than his lower lip, or the huge ass pimple on his chin....
I'll even be honest and say white man mouth is non-appealing to me anyway. I need me some thick juicy, Boris Kodjoe type lips!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! White man mouth! No, you know, to me white men do not look right with full lips. Yeah, JRM is about as full lipped as the average whitey can really go without looking too feminine like Angie's bruva-lova James Haven. I think it's a nose to lip ratio. Whitey generlly has too thin of a nose to pull off thicker lips whereas, black dudes, Asian dudes and some Hispanic dudes can pull it off and still look masculine and sexay!
And, yes, I'm a white ho, and yes, I likes me my whiteys. I'm just sayin'...;-)
Oh, and what is with this dude's ashy upper lip???? I ain't never seen that shit! I think it's coke residue or dried jizz or sumpin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:00pm.
But the guy claims they're just friends and Johnny's like a son to him so, whatever.
I'm thinking this one will hit anything walking.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:24pm.
(poor actor probably didn't realize he got the cum rag role)
That must be a trip to put on your resumé: "Cum Rag Guy (uncredited)."
... All this talk of TV shows I can't see (no cable) makes me want to cry. It's just like being back in ballet class, where all the cool kids would gather round and talk about MTV, and I'd just have to stare out into space and play with my hair, clueless (no cable then, either).
/me starts twirling her hair
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People suck, and then, you die. Might as well get as much chocolate along the way as you can.
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:11pm.
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I forgot how much he makes a gorgeous girl. I'd go lezzie for him in a heartbeat.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by Penny_Dreadful on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:08pm.
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Yeah, I've got Irish relatives and I don't think any of them are drunks. Potheads on the other hand....
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:24pm.
JMR has some purty lips
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Homeboy could rock the shite outta some red lipstick. Unh.
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"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:08pm.
Sleep well.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Demons, HA! This nouveau hippy therapist speak makes me sick. And i dont like the way his middle name is spelled, it annoys me.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:00pm.
Yeah, he's really not doing much to break down those Irish stereotypes is he? LOL, oh well.
Heh, that's along the lines of what I was thinking, as well. Back when I was still ... erm ... self-medicating, I used to say, "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just Irish!"
As it turns out, they're not mutually inclusive. Who knew?
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People suck, and then, you die. Might as well get as much chocolate along the way as you can.
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:06pm.
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He normally looks MUCH better than this. MK picked this photo because he was clearly fucked out of his mind when it was taken.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:04pm.
Yep. Looking forward to their arrival.
It's raining Spaghetti cats and Stains here, with thunderstorms! Kinda cool.
I'm off to man, (woman?), the couch. Night all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:05pm.
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LOL, you misread the quote.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
not seeing the mouth appeal here
it could be the peach fuzz, the ashy upper lip that's larger than his lower lip, or the huge ass pimple on his chin....
I'll even be honest and say white man mouth is non-appealing to me anyway. I need me some thick juicy, Boris Kodjoe type lips!
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
He's lost his demons and he's still trying to cope with them? Who is that source, so I can bitch-slap them for saying something so dumb.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:24pm.
JMR has some purty lips....I'm sure they've served him well...
Me thinks this is a whore that, like Blohan, is just going to have to face the fact that
a) ain't nothin' gonna keep them from the booze 'n coke, and:
b) ain't nobody gonna keep them from some good dick...
Hey Tigerlils! How about:
c) ain't nobody gonna hire them if this is their rep!
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Yep,
CHOO CHOO! ALL ABOARD! Final stop OBSCURITY...First stop...Dancing with the Stars...Second stop...VH1 reality tv...Third stop...scat porn...and then, our final destination...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wowzers. When I reloaded the home page just now to find this at the top, that photo scared me so badly, I think my nipples just got hard.
And it's not just the cokey eyes, either (which are lovely under better circumstances). The child-molester 'stache is only exacerbating the issue. Wild eep.
I really hope he gets his shit together. I'm so GD sick of seeing talented people piss their shit all away. (Wait, I don't think that came out right ... but you know what I mean.)
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People suck, and then, you die. Might as well get as much chocolate along the way as you can.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:24pm.
JMR has some purty lips
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Homeboy could rock the shite outta some red lipstick. Unh.
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True dat. Somewhere some rent boy got him some bright red RING AROUND THE WEENIE....cuz you know JMR roll like that...
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Himz lipz do look sphincterish.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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He is one scrawny homely little mofo.
I have NEVER seen the appeal.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:24pm.
JMR has some purty lips
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Homeboy could rock the shite outta some red lipstick. Unh.
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True dat. Somewhere some rent boy got him some bright red RING AROUND THE WEENIE....cuz you know JMR roll like that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yup, these are the eyes of a coke addict...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:24pm.
JMR has some purty lips....I'm sure they've served him well...
Me thinks this is a whore that, like Blohan, is just going to have to face the fact that
a) ain't nothin' gonna keep them from the booze 'n coke, and:
b) ain't nobody gonna keep them from some good dick...
Hey Tigerlils! How about:
c) ain't nobody gonna hire them if this is their rep!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:24pm.
JMR has some purty lips
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Homeboy could rock the shite outta some red lipstick. Unh.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Wow, Stains REALLY wants those coke-cakes!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:51pm.
I haven't done coke, but I have other things. I don't have an addictive personality, that helps. You might be the same way.
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I went back and erased my comment because I realized it was a bit cunt-y and judge-y. If anyone was offended, I apologize.
Actually, I DO have an addictive personality. I am addicted to cigarettes. I am down to about 4 a day, tho even one is one too many. Anyways...
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK