Thursday, February 26th 2009

JRM Gives It Another Go

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in the tank for the third time in less than 4 years. JRM spent a little time at Promises Malibu in 2005. Two years later, he gave rehab another shot. In 2007, he was arrested for being a drunk mess at an airport a few days after his mom passed away.

The Independent says he's getting treatment at a facility in England for booze addiction.

I figured it was coke too. His eyes are serenading me with their own version of "White Lines." Shit, those eyes look like they can separate and cut lines perfectly. Now, that's a party trick.

A source said that the producers of The Tudors kind of tapped him on the shoulder to let him know that he might want crawl out of the bottle and get a little help. The source went on to say, "He is one of the nicest guys in the world, he's a pleasure to work with. He has his demons, and he's trying to cope with them as best he can."

It's not a coincident that JRM has worked with Tommy Girl. You know Tommy flashed his alien ass snatch at JRM at least once. There's his fucking demons, right there.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:40pm.

Now, you're absolutely positive you don't still have that number?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:43pm.

what a attention whore. surprised she didnt break into that jerryspringer staple..."YOU DONT KNOW ME, YOU DONT KNOW WHEREZ I BEEN"

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@TV,

YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LOOK TO DO AN ASS HAIR CHECK!

lol. I thought that was the real purpose of Duct Tape anyhairs...

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:39pm.

No, mine yacked in the john, but this was a college dorm...I never had a bulimic roomie since then, but I've known an anorexic whore and I'm tellin' ya, bitches don't eat is MEAN AS SNAKES. No wonder fat chicks is jolly! Food make a bitch happy. Trust a whore, you don't want to encounter a hungry bitch in the wild...T'aint purty...
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Trudat. Food is the best drug evah!

Bulimics are not so bitchy but they lie about everything.

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:31pm.

did your bulimic roommate toss her cookies in the terrlit?
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Sometimes. It's funny you mention storage cuz we had a visitors bathroom on the main floor that didn't work so we used it for storage. I found out, when I was moving, that she'd used it a coupla times. The worst, tho, was the cooking. She'd make these HUGE meals in the middle fo the night and leave everything everywhere. Like a teenager, she'd hide her dishes everywhere - behind and under furniture, on top of bookshelves...so weird; so planned. I'd find dishes weeks later in the weirdest places.

If she got drunk enough she'd just puke all over herself. Uh oh...I feel a story coming on...

Once I came home and she was already drunk (she'd been fired) and she was wearing only a shirt. Not a long shirt but just a shirt. When I got home she was all - o, I'm glad you're here. I can't find my keys and I need to go to the store. I'll be right back.

I said: Did you want to put some pants on?

She said (angrily): Why? WHY do I have to wear pants? Do YOU wear pants every day.

I said: No - sometimes I wear a skirt, or shorts..but I always cover my ass when I go outside and you should too.

She said: You're not my MOTHER, angel! You can't tell ME how I have to live. If you want to cover your ass then fine! Cover it! But don't tell me I have to cover mine too!

I said: Well, I could just the police tell you and leave it at that...

She said: Yeah, right! Like the police are gonna arrest me for not wearing pants!

Seriously, I had to fucking hold her down and let her scream like a banshee til she forgot what she was screaming about. LOL!

I ♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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http://www.jrmfansite.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=153&pos=7

Just had to post this so we can forever remember how truly pretty he really is.

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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:31pm.
did your bulimic roommate toss her cookies in the terrlit? i remember watching something on tv with this bulimic girl and she yakked in a storage container and kept it in the closet. kind of an ode to howard hughes keeping piss jugs i guess
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No, mine yacked in the john, but this was a college dorm...I never had a bulimic roomie since then, but I've known an anorexic whore and I'm tellin' ya, bitches don't eat is MEAN AS SNAKES. No wonder fat chicks is jolly! Food make a bitch happy. Trust a whore, you don't want to encounter a hungry bitch in the wild...T'aint purty...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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@TigerLilly,
You gotz the razor sharp claws, teeth that would make a dentist's convention stand up and cheer, and EIGHT fucking nips!

I never stood a chance...LOL!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:28pm.
**tightens up my Shar Pei wrinkles by pulling hair into a cheerleader ponytail**

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You're not truly old until you start taping the ends of your ass hair to the small of your back to combat saggy ass.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:22pm.
@Angel,
I am willing to bet that I am older than MKs mom by 6 yrs. Betcha this is her magic 50, going by his age and that he flew to CA for the festivities!
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You can be MK's online mommy! Yay!...I wanna be MK's online mommy though...:-(...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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did your bulimic roommate toss her cookies in the terrlit? i remember watching something on tv with this bulimic girl and she yakked in a storage container and kept it in the closet. kind of an ode to howard hughes keeping piss jugs i guess

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:13pm.
@TV: No. I ...um...lost her number....a while ago....

@Tigerlilly: I do this onion/garlic tea when I'm sick but that, right there, just sounds like a whole bunch of overcompensation. Garlic is a powerful antioxidant but so are lots of other things...Well, and the Jesus thing too, actually...
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Jesus is an anti-oxidant? I know that God is everywhere, which explains why my potato salad always tastes funny. Too much God, not enough mayo.
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Jesus as an anti-oxidant is GREAT NEWS to me actually cuz I just mauled, dismembered and ate my neighbor's gardener. Jesus Hernandez...I knew he was high in protein but...Oh, I keed, I keed...I knew he was high in anti-oxidants....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:28pm.

**tightens up my Shar Pei wrinkles by pulling hair into a cheerleader ponytail**
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OMG! Is THAT why I'm liking my hair in a ponytail more and more these days...? OMG IT IS!!! ACK!

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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**tightens up my Shar Pei wrinkles by pulling hair into a cheerleader ponytail**

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:22pm.

@Angel,
I am willing to bet that I am older than MKs mom by 6 yrs. Betcha this is her magic 50, going by his age and that he flew to CA for the festivities!
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O that makes sense! If it's any consolation you're 10 years younger than MY mom:) And WAY better preserved:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:10pm.

Oh, Ok. Maybe it was Pot pourri. No the garlic tea she swore was some health benefit and I can't remember what she claimed.

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The stank keeps deadly yet fuzzy tigers away?
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Yeah, yeah, that may have been it, but she really needn't have bothered, cuz I would have never...
*big garlic tiger burp*...Er, *tiger eyes darting back and forth*....
Oh, would you look at the time?...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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@Angel,
I am willing to bet that I am older than MKs mom by 6 yrs. Betcha this is her magic 50, going by his age and that he flew to CA for the festivities!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:19pm.

Jesus is an anti-oxidant? I know that God is everywhere, which explains why my potato salad always tastes funny. Too much God, not enough mayo.
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Heardat, brotha!

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

Tom Hardy has the same kind of hotness as JRM minus the scary, coked-out vibe.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:13pm.
@TV: No. I ...um...lost her number....a while ago....

@Tigerlilly: I do this onion/garlic tea when I'm sick but that, right there, just sounds like a whole bunch of overcompensation. Garlic is a powerful antioxidant but so are lots of other things...Well, and the Jesus thing too, actually...
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Jesus is an anti-oxidant? I know that God is everywhere, which explains why my potato salad always tastes funny. Too much God, not enough mayo.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:55pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

ha. the same roommate when he got blackout drunk would chew tobacco...and of course spill the spit can on the rug.
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O - I can go one better there - alcoholic AND bulimic. I'd go to bed and she'd get down to drinking, cooking, eating, barfing, stripping naked and running in the streets. Fun, fun, fun.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
When I was in college, I usta have a bulimic roomate. NOT FUN! Barfin' Bitches got a nasty disposition. Anorexic ho's too. Yeah, bitches needs to eat, otherwise those ho's mama alligator mean.... 

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:56pm.

@ Penny Dreadful --

I am so sorry to hear about the eating disorder. It seems that is a common situation for ballet dancers (I saw it happen to a few of my classmates).

Oh, thank you. But, you know, stuff happens. (I thought to say earlier, but didn't, that it wasn't related to the dancing.) And, these days, I almost have to wonder if there's anybody left who doesn't have an eating disorder, eh?

I am also WAY out of form, it makes me very sad sometimes. But I am confident that I could get back into form if I tried.

Heh, ever since I saw that Aleve ad with the lady who's old enough to be my grandmother dancing up a storm, I've pretty much believed that the only time you can't get back into form is when you're dead. (I mean, you know, assuming all your parts are still intact and everything.) Although that could just be the sliver of eternal optimist in me talking.

I'm sure you could too. I lack the motivation to train on my own, but I hope to grab a class (much easier to stick to if you have a class). Even a beginning adult class would be great exercise.

Heh, you're a lot stronger than I am. I'd be mortified at going back into a roomful of strangers in my current shape! Even if they were all only beginners, they'd still have me beat. I'd step into the room, look round, then run out.

Do you have classes near you?

Yeah, there are several studios in the area. I haven't checked out their adult offerings, though, since the day when I'll actually be able to go is still so far off. (It's not just my physical shape; money and scheduling are also tricky matters right now.)

Oh, um, on-topic. ... Nah, I got nothing.

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People suck, and then, you die. Might as well get as much chocolate along the way as you can.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:11pm.

B-B-But, angel,
The 80's were so much fun, I couldn't help myself...oh, nevermind. Wrong roomie!
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O no! I KNOW it wasn't you. She was crazy with a a capitol K, that girl. She would have been crazy without alcohol - that shit just made her that much worse. She was never kind and never smart. So I KNOW it wasn't you!

I just remembered she WAS older than me. She was a full 29 years old this woman, running around like that. A MUCH older lady, also with a drinking problem and the SAME NAME moved in next door and they became best buddies. Weird Karma, that.

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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@TV: No. I ...um...lost her number....a while ago....

@Tigerlilly: I do this onion/garlic tea when I'm sick but that, right there, just sounds like a whole bunch of overcompensation. Garlic is a powerful antioxidant but so are lots of other things...Well, and the Jesus thing too, actually...

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:10pm.

Oh, Ok. Maybe it was Pot pourri. No the garlic tea she swore was some health benefit and I can't remember what she claimed.

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The stank keeps deadly yet fuzzy tigers away?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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B-B-But, angel,
The 80's were so much fun, I couldn't help myself...oh, nevermind. Wrong roomie!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

I was hoping bitch was gonna make tea out of that shit instead of freakin' garlic, but no. Never found out what she did with them....
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Pot pourri. I can't explain the garlic tho...Vampires?
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Oh, Ok. Maybe it was Pot pourri. No the garlic tea she swore was some health benefit and I can't remember what she claimed. I didn't really give a fuck about the orange peels cuz bitch was clean and shit, but the garlic tea bothered me, and also, she was a Jesus freak, and you can't roll with the Tiger and be a Jesus freak. Once she became interested in my soul, I kicked her and her garlic bref to the curb....Only MK owns my soul....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:05pm.

O - I can go one better there - alcoholic AND bulimic. I'd go to bed and she'd get down to drinking, cooking, eating, barfing, stripping naked and running in the streets. Fun, fun, fun.
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You still have her number?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:55pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

ha. the same roommate when he got blackout drunk would chew tobacco...and of course spill the spit can on the rug.
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O - I can go one better there - alcoholic AND bulimic. I'd go to bed and she'd get down to drinking, cooking, eating, barfing, stripping naked and running in the streets. Fun, fun, fun.

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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@ Tiger Lilly
AW, HELL NO! See, it's shit like this that'll make my ass live like a pauper over having a roommate. The last roommate I had used to drink 2 or 3 cups of GARLIC TEA every freakin' day. Fuck! My place stunk like garlic all the fuckin' time and that bitch's bref was no joke neither! Oh, and she used to save orange peels...I don't know what for. Yeah, one day I peeled an orange and I was gonna throw away the peels and she asked me if she could have them. I was hoping bitch was gonna make tea out of that shit instead of freakin' garlic, but no. Never found out what she did with them....
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OMFG! I've never said this before, but your comments crack my shit up! LMAO

I hated having roommates - I am ok now because I live with the bf and he's my best friend, but BEFORE - Oh lordy, I was one antsy bitch. I had one roommate who - when I was out of town one weekend - let his friends come over, and his friend and his whore had de sex IN MY BED! How did I know? Well besides all the covers being messed up, there was a used condom ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO MY BED! Man, I let him have it!

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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

I was hoping bitch was gonna make tea out of that shit instead of freakin' garlic, but no. Never found out what she did with them....
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Pot pourri. I can't explain the garlic tho...Vampires?

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:02pm.

Those weren't tanlines, they were grill marks!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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@Deb. Yep.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

So, she came pre-marinated?
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Ahahahahaha! She had this strange habit of bathing in A1 steak sauce too...oh and napping in a 450 degree oven for 10 minutes or so after her 'thermal olive oil' treatment in a skillet...Yeah, I wonder whatever became of her? *belch*....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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@Momus,
I still miss your Meerkats avie...that was yours right? Old age! LOL!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08

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@ Penny Dreadful --

I am so sorry to hear about the eating disorder. It seems that is a common situation for ballet dancers (I saw it happen to a few of my classmates). I am also WAY out of form, it makes me very sad sometimes. But I am confident that I could get back into form if I tried. I'm sure you could too. I lack the motivation to train on my own, but I hope to grab a class (much easier to stick to if you have a class). Even a beginning adult class would be great exercise. Do you have classes near you?

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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

ha. the same roommate when he got blackout drunk would chew tobacco...and of course spill the spit can on the rug.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:46pm.
Isn't there anyone out there willing to admit that they are older than I am?

**standing at the front of the short bus to hell screaming I AM MATRIARCH OF THE DL!**
At age 56...

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First runner up at 51 on March 16th.

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No prob, Penny!

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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

So, she came pre-marinated?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:47pm.

www.sidereel.com and www.surfthechannel.com are pretty good places to start. They have links to other sites with cable shows on them.

/me leans back, tents her hands in front of her face and taps her fingertips together

Eeeeeeexcellent.

Er, I mean, thank you very much!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:31pm.

I give him 48 hours before he takes his first drink once he's out of the tank (they always fool themselves for at least that long that they won't ever drink again, then it's "just one drink".

Heh. Like Bruce McCulloch once put it, "Snowflake becomes blizzard."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPCiJ18RllA

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People suck, and then, you die. Might as well get as much chocolate along the way as you can.

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:36pm.
His lip is like that from smoking crack. My roommate used to get that. AND he ruined all my fucking spoons. Do you know what its like to be eating a yogurt and then noticing that the spoon is chared from crack cookin? DO YOU?!?!
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AW, HELL NO! See, it's shit like this that'll make my ass live like a pauper over having a roommate. The last roommate I had used to drink 2 or 3 cups of GARLIC TEA every freakin' day. Fuck! My place stunk like garlic all the fuckin' time and that bitch's bref was no joke neither! Oh, and she used to save orange peels...I don't know what for. Yeah, one day I peeled an orange and I was gonna throw away the peels and she asked me if she could have them. I was hoping bitch was gonna make tea out of that shit instead of freakin' garlic, but no. Never found out what she did with them....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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@sickitten-yes
@angel i- yes

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Submitted by Penny_Dreadful on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:44pm.
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www.sidereel.com and www.surfthechannel.com are pretty good places to start. They have links to other sites with cable shows on them.

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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

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Isn't there anyone out there willing to admit that they are older than I am?

**standing at the front of the short bus to hell screaming I AM MATRIARCH OF THE DL!**
At age 56...

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:36pm.

---Would ya install the sex swing I got for Valentine's?

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:39pm.

And I don't have anything but basic cable here at school, so I watch all the "cool" shows online. The internets is a Godsend.

A-ha!

/me reaches above her head to turn off the lightbulb that's just gone on over it, to save the electricity

I've been using Hulu lately to check out The Riches (which was on FX) and Monk & Psych (which are on USA — Fox & NBC own Hulu), but it never occurred to me that I could actually find pay-cable shows online. I'll have to dig around later tonight, while I'm having supper. I'd like to see Cum-Rag Guy for myself.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:36pm.

@ Penny Dreadful (btw, I love those)

I don't have tv either. But I'm not sad.

(Also, I'm a ballet dancer too. You still dance?)

/me stops twirling her hair

Alas, not for many a moon. Eating disorder took me out of commission. But I've always planned on going back — just for fun, of course — once I'm back to a healthy weight. ... Which, at this rate, won't be for many a more moon.

/me sighs

I keep telling myself that that'll be one of my rewards for getting there, but it doesn't seem to take.

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People suck, and then, you die. Might as well get as much chocolate along the way as you can.

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:36pm.

His lip is like that from smoking crack. My roommate used to get that. AND he ruined all my fucking spoons. Do you know what its like to be eating a yogurt and then noticing that the spoon is chared from crack cookin? DO YOU?!?!
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I know what it's like when you're spreading butter and discovering the knife is charred from hash cooking. Does that count?

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:36pm.
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HAHAAHAHAHAHA! My thoughts exactly.

But seriously though, you should hear and see some of his interviews - this dude has been tweaking for a very long time. Alcohol is NOT the reason for him being in rehab.

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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

Provolone's picture

His lip is like that from smoking crack. My roommate used to get that. AND he ruined all my fucking spoons. Do you know what its like to be eating a yogurt and then noticing that the spoon is chared from crack cookin? DO YOU?!?!

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