JRM Gives It Another Go
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in the tank for the third time in less than 4 years. JRM spent a little time at Promises Malibu in 2005. Two years later, he gave rehab another shot. In 2007, he was arrested for being a drunk mess at an airport a few days after his mom passed away.
The Independent says he's getting treatment at a facility in England for booze addiction.
I figured it was coke too. His eyes are serenading me with their own version of "White Lines." Shit, those eyes look like they can separate and cut lines perfectly. Now, that's a party trick.
A source said that the producers of The Tudors kind of tapped him on the shoulder to let him know that he might want crawl out of the bottle and get a little help. The source went on to say, "He is one of the nicest guys in the world, he's a pleasure to work with. He has his demons, and he's trying to cope with them as best he can."
It's not a coincident that JRM has worked with Tommy Girl. You know Tommy flashed his alien ass snatch at JRM at least once. There's his fucking demons, right there.
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He looks like he just saw something out of the Twilight Zone!
oh my god... i can't stop staring... what the fuck... now i'm... laughing... hysterically... OH MY GOD... THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!..... wait, now it's not so funny... it's... creepy... agh.... AGH.... AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! I CAN'T LOOK ANYMORE!!!!!
Another Stains like stare down here by a girl this time:
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/02/27/brittany-snow-takes-lead-in-goss...
I hope rehab works for him this time. Addiction is an evil bitch.
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I hope this doesn't interfere with the Tudors. Or in his case, the Tooters.
Uh-oh is someone trynna get a cupcake??? move over Stains you have some competition
Call Judith Light and let's get the skin cleared up!
(whisper) He DOES have that 'Stains' stare down...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I dont give a right good fuck what his demons are, he can do whatever he wants! & if he can do a trick of cutting up some pure Colombian snow with his eyes all the better - cuz its not all that easy to do with a credit card!
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/02/diaz-at-ifc-awards.html
Jonathan is an obvious homosexual who has weenie-sucking lips!
The poor dude just needs a decent j/o - and guess who'd like to give him one?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Hey, he stole Stains' patented stare!!!
@ TITS --
Thanks for that! (re: the dance guy) That's so very inspiring.
It's true, you never really lose it.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
You are great
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God bless me to find my Mr right on " wealthyclub.net " lol
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:46am.
The zoo keepers mentioned you in the press release.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:43am.
So why am I having to explain a internet nickname to angel-i, Tigerlilly and Team Valtrex ffs?
hahahhahahha
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
@TITS...now thats a funny photoshop job
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:41am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:17am.
Of course it's NOT me!
Besides, tits is merely an acronym.
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Too Insane To Screw?
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Now, TV! That was ENTIRELY ungentlemanly of you...but just for the (psychiatric)record, what exactly is 'too insance to screw'...?
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Well - I think I was just relating a little story up in here that will tell you that you gotsta be HELLA insane to be too insane to screw!
Like, maybe if you're so insane you bite off body parts at random or some shit...that might be too insane...
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:40am.
so theres an acronym inside of the acronym? that BLOWS my mind...even more then shiny objects
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:25am.
Tiger? There's another pic of you that the zoo people released. I wouldn't be getting all judgey if I were you.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3426/3307182019_7f5f59f003_o.jpg
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:40am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:25am.
totally incredible tits, suckers.
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Really. You went to all that trouble to make an acronym that says well, what it says. Cuz everyone knows that if you write TITS in all big letters like that, they must be incredible!...camon...what is it?
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:17am.
Of course it's NOT me!
Besides, tits is merely an acronym.
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Too Insane To Screw?
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Now, TV! That was ENTIRELY ungentlemanly of you...but just for the (psychiatric)record, what exactly is 'too insance to screw'...? Say, I'm a hot chick (not saying I am) but I like to make model cars out of my own poo? Say I'm a bosomy sexual dynamo in the sack (not saying I am) but I make art out of used tampons....
Does that make us plain janes (not that I am) SEXAYER?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:25am.
totally incredible tits, suckers.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:17am.
Of course it's NOT me!
Besides, tits is merely an acronym.
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Yeah, you say that NOW, since I've gotcha out-not octo out tittayed...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:17am.
Of course it's NOT me!
Besides, tits is merely an acronym.
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Too Insane To Screw?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:21am.
@ Penny Dreadful...(if you're still there)...
Many of the people I am friends with and perform with are former dancy-pancers. We ALL whine about how we are out of shape, and we all have different reasons for letting go. But just remember: body memory. You had it before - it's still there, inside.
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Yeap. There's a guy here who started a moderately successful dance company at the ripe old age of 42. Not everyone in the troupe is older but they ALL make really beautiful sights, fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:17am.
Of course it's NOT me!
Besides, tits is merely an acronym.
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Shhhhhh! I thought we weren't telling.
It's an acronym!?!? Really?
I thought you were flirting with MK:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:17am.
Of course it's NOT me!
Besides, tits is merely an acronym.
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Yeah.....everybody knows that. I mean it's spelled the same forward & backward!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
@ Penny Dreadful...(if you're still there)...
Many of the people I am friends with and perform with are former dancy-pancers. We ALL whine about how we are out of shape, and we all have different reasons for letting go. But just remember: body memory. You had it before - it's still there, inside. I'd like to try to reclaim. If you would too, feel free to join/commiserate with me. I don't mind the pain. In fact, I used to really enjoy the pain of a good hard class.
It's the motivation now that seems out of my grasp, so having people to whine with would help!
Open invitation :)
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:17am.
Of course it's NOT me!
Besides, tits is merely an acronym.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:14am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:08am.
@TITS: Is that you in your pic?
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Well since you've whipped up our male audience into a frenzy with your no-pants friend stories, I'm going to go with 'yes'.
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I knew it!
But really - I did think it might be, I'd been wanting to ask a while...
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
that's what I call a "Speedball Glare" ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:08am.
@TITS: Is that you in your pic?
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Well since you've whipped up our male audience into a frenzy with your no-pants friend stories, I'm going to go with 'yes'.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
@TITS: Is that you in your pic?
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:56pm.
What was this shirtless roommates grooming habits? if you dont mind me asking
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She was a whore, really. She kept herself looking top of the line and was quite striking until her head started to get kinda big and her hair started falling out...but then she just went after older men.
I knew her since we were kids, actually. She was a funky looking youngster. I don't even get the bulimia cuz she was never fat. But she had spectacles and funky frizzy hair. In HS, she got her contacts and clothes and relaxed her curls and started trolling... All through high school she'd date (slightly) older guys in hot cars - she only dated guys with money. I can't even tell you what she did to them - she'd get them vagmatized in a heartbeat and it was like they COULDN'T leave her no matter what.
She was a pure mess at home but no one would ever know it on the street. On the street she was a hot woman in control.
I ended up moving in with her MUCH later when a coupla friends hooked us up. She had a place and I needed one. The reason she had a place was cuz the guy she was supposed to marry was, apparently, a bigger liar than she was. He bought all kinds of expensive shit and was in charge of all the bills, etc....he'd gotten her parents to front him the dough for their trip to Rio where he asked her to marry him...and she woke up one day and he was gone. Left a note saying something to the effect of "Oopsie!" and she found nothing had been paid in months and she was in BIG trouble. Also, any money he did have he was stealing from his salesmen.
SO - she hooked up with my landlord soon after I moved in - apparently, she hadn't realized quickly enough, that he was available. More fun.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:57pm.
LOL! Alison? No. Red hair? Sometimes
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I KNEW IT!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LOL! Alison? No. Red hair? Sometimes...she liked to dye and streak it lots. She was a mixed girly so when it was red, it was really red.
She wore green contacts and had a fake British accent. No. She was not Britney either:) She was more like the woman Britney aspires to be.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:45pm.
Hey Tiger you fucking whore, are you sure that isn't a stray fingertip caught in your fur?
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Shhhhht...*Supergluing stray finger tip to tiger tummy, dicarding Lee Press on Nail formerly attached to it*...you are going to ruin my OCTOTITTY KITTY act...Now scram TITS, scram....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:53pm.
Did she have red hair? It would explain a lot.
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*evil side-eye*
Red heads are nothing but sweetness and light. Right? RIGHT?!?!
*rips off TV's ass hair tape*
RIGHT?!?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
What was this shirtless roommates grooming habits? if you dont mind me asking
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:50pm.
@ angel
She said: You're not my MOTHER, angel! You can't tell ME how I have to live. If you want to cover your ass then fine! Cover it! But don't tell me I have to cover mine too!
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siggie worthy!
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Ha! True!
I'm still giggling now, actually, remembering that. It had to be one of the funniest convos I EVER had...and all with her standing there in this perfectly respectable shirt and nothing else. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:40pm.
Now, you're absolutely positive you don't still have that number?
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Right? Yeah - she a had a lot of dates, that one. I could never figure that shit out but I'm starting to understand.
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Did she have red hair? It would explain a lot.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:48pm.
Was her name Alison?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:45pm.
Hey Tiger you fucking whore, are you sure that isn't a stray fingertip caught in your fur?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
* i mean Stain typo- see wat happens when u drink 2 much JRM lolz
Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.
@ angel
She said: You're not my MOTHER, angel! You can't tell ME how I have to live. If you want to cover your ass then fine! Cover it! But don't tell me I have to cover mine too!
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siggie worthy!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Steins is that u in human form?? did u eva get ur cupcakes??
Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:40pm.
Now, you're absolutely positive you don't still have that number?
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Right? Yeah - she a had a lot of dates, that one. I could never figure that shit out but I'm starting to understand.
@Provolone: You hit the nail RIGHT on the head, dude. Attention whore extraordinaire. Sometimes it worked for her and sometimes it REALLY didn't.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:38pm.
@TigerLilly,
You gotz the razor sharp claws, teeth that would make a dentist's convention stand up and cheer, and EIGHT fucking nips!
I never stood a chance...LOL!
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EIGHT NIPS???? EIGHT NIPS???? I have seven nips!!! Where do these audacious rumors come from???? *Checking tiger tits*...Well, I'll be damned....*poke, poke*...Ok, fine, I'm OCTOTITTY kitty! Yeah, *shaking it, shaking it* You whores love that shit...Where's my reality tv show????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...