Sharpen My Shank
TOP CHEF SPOILER ALERT! You've been warned! Okay, nobody talks shit about Miss Carla. Nobody. That is a crime and the punishment is a lapdance from Hosea. Hosea is the worst.
As you know, our rainbow-hearted Angel lost last night and my middle finger is pointing right at that cunt Casey. Casey sabotaged the nicest person on TV and she knows it. Casey effed Carla up from the souffle to that meat in a Ziploc bag shit! Seriously, shake and bake is gourmet cuisine?
Casey is stabbing Carla in the back with a rusty knife yet again! This nasty ass witch went off on Carla to SideDish. This is the hateful trash she said about Beeker's precious baby:
Carla was not prepared and in over her head. The show did not talk about how the first course (crab) took her half of the friggin’ cooking time that day, I was left to work the rest of HER dishes.She also did not have a plan. The ONLY thing she had in mind was a cheese course! I would NEVER do a cheese course. And where in the hell did french come from!? She is not even classically trained! It (the show) didn’t talk about how I worked on a sauce for 2 days and Carla forgot to put it on the plate… It didn’t show how the 2nd course (fish) was MINE. It didn’t show how she took the sous vide idea and decided to GRILL it last minute causing it to be tough… And it didn’t show how she WANTED to do the souffles which she does not even know how to make! That was HER food, because it certainly was me asking her how she wanted to do this and that while she was busy picking crab the entire time and making a souffle that didn’t rise!
I am done with TC. I did not influence her. She has NO ideas of her own, oh, except a cheese course.
Casey, the color of jealousy completely clashes with your cunty smile. This is not a good look. You know, Casey reminds me of Aniston just a wee bit. It makes sense that she would be so damn jealous of Carla. Carla is the spitting image of Angelina Jolie and Casey can't take it.
But seriously, why didn't Casey storm judges table and say this shit during the finale?! The ho could never say this to Carla's sunshine face. Casey hugged Carla and pretended like they were two cuddly kitten friends. HOODY HOO! This bitch needs a cheese course to the face! That didn't really sound like a mean threat, right? It sounds kind of delicious.
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This was the most boring and shittiest TC season ever...none of the contestants were impressive or had any charisma. The challenges have become predictable and stale just like the food presented. I doubt I will watch another season of this crap. Enough!
Jealousy is an ugly thing...and so are you in anything backless - Sophia Petrillo
darlingjulie, thanks. I had to rethink this one, though, after reading RufusR's comment. Ariane definitely did not honor the lamb, and now I remember how upsetting it was to see it skinned on the table. (I think I must have tried to forget that). Ariane should have told douchebag Hosea to butcher the lamb instead of continuing with what she didn't know.
Ariane got booted off after she bludgeoned the tenderness out of the baby lamb they killed for the show.
She let douchebags Hosea and Leah give her the job of prepping the lamb. She didn't know what to do so she hammered it with a saucepan. It was disgusting to watch and she deserved to go.
Tubereuse, I agree.
Ariane should have made it to the final 4.
I think I am going to try out her resturant.
I have forbade my friends in Boulder to set foot in Jax Fish House.
really, stefan being endearing to carla when she was crying shows how the producers made him out to be the villain. i wish i could say that i saw through it from the beginning but i was dooped.
as someone mentioned that they knew he was decent he just got the shat end of the stick.
not going to stop watching though. i like the format of the challenges, and don't think any other cooking competition stages so much drama. cooking is an art that brings out passion, fire and i think they bring this to light better than other shows.
they should ditch padma-what does she have to do with food? i think she is stale.
it would have more credibility if it were the gail/tom show with a celeb guest & culinary guest on each segment?
Submitted by darlingjulie on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:12am.
And the only reason Hosea lasted because of that skank whore Leah....He should have been let go one the Ripert episode and Leah should have gone on the Farm episode.
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It was unfair that Leah outlasted Ariane.
This is just a guess, but I'm wondering if Hosebag won because, unlike the other two, he didn't mess up any of his dishes.
Another reason to love you, MK, I also love the word SHANK!!! I say it when I can but there are never enough opportunities for its use!!
Someone's gonna' get shanked!
I'm done with TC also. Leah should have been booted early on and Hosea certainly isn't top chef. Fabio and Stefan are the two best chefs EVER on this show and both should have been in the finale. As for Carla, none of the other losers were better so it didn't bother me that she was in the finale. Hate Padma...so smug and obnoxious.
And the only reason Hosea lasted because of that skank whore Leah....He should have been let go one the Ripert episode and Leah should have gone on the Farm episode.
The only reason that "Miss Carla" lasted so long is the personality she portrayed on the show and in commercials. Cooking is so much more than personality and she deserved to lose.
Well, as is obvious by the rants in here, TC producers received the exact result that they planned. The show is notorious for distorting/manipulating, as are "Runway" and "Top Design." It's all about editing. Casey actually has a legitimate "beef." There have been numerous contestants, from ALL of these shows, who have complained that the producers have chosen to create a "reality" that was, in fact, far from the truth.
Submitted by justjane on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:40pm.
To throw a little more snark in the stew...anybody notice Casey got a little chubby?
Black chef jacket not as slimming as she thinks.
Good. She deserves it.
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LOL. I noticed. She looked more like Jen Aniston when she was thin(ner).
What is her cooking indeed?
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Padima has to take her GLAD bags and go! She puts me to sleep. I love my hot little Chef Tom though.
"Top Chef" is so staged no matter what they say. Leah stayed on that long? PLEASE!! She was knocking boots with Hosea. The producers also made Stefan the villain of the season. They never showed him helping Carla shuck oysters, or the way he helped Fabio when he had a broken finger. Hosea never did any of that.
All staged.
twiddlebug, are they married??? Damn, I need to go to Europe to find a man. They are sexier and so are their accents!
i had a crush on stefan. and fabio. both zexy in their own ways.
Submitted by GovJerryBrown on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:41pm.
All anger aside, Stefan getting teary because Carla was getting teary? LOVE.
I knew he was decent
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I agree, GovJerryBrown. HO-sea is only looking out for himself to the point where he was probably happy that Carla got fucked over by that skank Casey. Stefan and Fabio were the hottest chefs in that place and they had a personality even if they were arrogant. Curse HO-sea. I expect to see bigger things from Carla and Stefan.
I can't believe that douchebag Hosea won. Stefan and Carla are much better chefs and have a better heart and personality. I'm so done with Top Chef. I also hate the host Padma Lakshmi. Bitch has no personality whatsoever. Can they get a REAL chef to host that show. DAMN. Stefan was the BEST chef of the entire season and Carla had more heart, soul and personality in her food of the season. Hosea just lucked out because he got a fucking baby in a cake and got Richard to help him out.
I'm done with Top Chef too.
I was so rooting for Carla or Stefan! Either one of them. Not that dbag Hosea! His ass should have been sent home long ago!
I'm so disgusted all the judges agreed that Stefans squab was the best dish of the night and he was a strong consistent winner throughout the show, but yet because of his attitude the judges gave it to that jerk Hosea ...WTF?!
Side note TC totally staged, how convenient that every season some *staged* disaster sets a few chefs back. Stoves/ovens not right, fridge/freezer not cold enough or door left open all night, always something.......
I wish Carla won, I feel bad but she needs to grow a pair. I watched every season of Top Chef and I can't really recall a single noteworthy thing about this Casey bitch except that she thinks she's a lot more attractive and interesting than she really is. In the end, unfortunately, Carla has no one to blame but herself.
I think before Carla can be a "top chef" she needs to learn how to stand up for herself. She seems to be a genuinely nice person but is too easily swayed by other people. That said, I think she will find great success after this show, she is very popular with fans.
Stefan should have won this. I didn't watch the finale but can't believe Hosea won... he is so forgettable.
Submitted by RZOE on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:17pm.
Casey managed to FAIL TWICE!!! Seems like SHE IS IN WAY OVER HER HEAD! I HEAR THERE'S AN OPENING AT IHOP. THE FINGER TO THAT BITCH!!!
...uh uh don't fuck with my IHOP. take yo ass to Waffle House.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
To throw a little more snark in the stew...anybody notice Casey got a little chubby?
Black chef jacket not as slimming as she thinks.
Good. She deserves it.
And does this cunt Casey not realize that we heard her with our own ears telling Carla what she should and shouldn't do? Did she conveniently forget that? How is she so damn stupid that she's saying that Carla is the one that suggested it when it was clearly her? What a dumb bitch...
In the beginning I thought Carla was a little strange but in the end I liked her a lot. I even got a little sad when she cried. :-(
Shit, I also forgot about my other Top Chef dream fantasy boyfriend Jeff, who, alas, did not make it to the finale. Heart you too, Jeff! (Did anyone ever see when it always showed beneath his name "Dilido Beach Club" and think it said "Dildo"? I did every time!)
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lmao! I did that a few times! I remember the first time they put it on the screen I had to do a double take, I'm like "what? dildo beach club?" and I rewinded it on my DVR. Too funny!
i wanted carla to win.
now i hope she gets fan favorite...although it may be fabio. anyhoodyhoo-- i think casey needs to shut the eff up. she is an asshole just spouting garbage to anyone who will listen. i vote she gets banned from any and all top chef festivities.
Turn the heat down, Carla!!! =(
But fuck that bitch, Casey! Carla was NOT in over her head! How the hell did she make it to the finals!?!? I loved her... and so did everyone else! Also, the judges seemed to like her first two dishes the best last night.
Did they already announce the fan favorite?
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
Casey was the kiss of death to everyone she worked with the season she was on too. And now we find out that she's a conchuda sucia.
Hosebag sucks ass.
Carla is such a classy lady:
http://amuse-biatch.blogspot.com/2009/02/audacity-of-hootie-dont-blame-c...
Casey did not need to jump and accuse Carla.
JenJen on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:49pm.
And BrownHanky, is there any double dippin from that olive oil drippin off Fabio?!
I think there is going to be some triple dippin' - mmmmm, Fabio...I still think he was robbed, but if he couldn't win, I was rooting for Carla. Casey is such a bitter bitch. Carla has way more class than she ever will.
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Much like "The Godfather 3" I'm just choosing to pretend it never happened. Long live Hootie Hoo!
What a bitch. The funny thing is Carla never once blamed Casey either, she just blamed herself. Class, Casey... try getting some.
i didn't notice but hosea was way more cut throat & nasty than stefan. snagging those ingredients from him, sticking it to him with the gator, flipping him off...the fact that stefan walked away & showed some restraint is commendable.
stefan may have been cocky but he was real & skilled.
Those are some serious allegations. I haven't watched regularly this year. I really like Carla, but if this stuff is true, she's a shoemaker.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:10pm.
I imagine Tom to be a little buff, a little chubby.
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Nope he's actually lean. Not fit and not buff but lean and short. I'd say 5'6" or 5'7" He looks chubbier on tv. I saw him sunday at work after the Miami wine and food festival. He headed out quite early. I saw him, he had on shades and when it registered, I screamed. I never scream when I see a celeb but he made me holla
I also read an nterview with Hosea on People, seems like his girl left him when he told her about Leah
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"Casey Anniston Wannabe"
Equals: BEST
Sorry, Joke equals best. Casey, maybe not so much.
if she really said that shit then she is a fucking cunt and I would like to sous vide her ass and throw it in the garbage.
What a bitch.
I was upset by Hoe-say-uh's win. I agreed with the chef who said he'd had enough of foie gras and scallops. Everyone uses those ingredients for a sure win. Scallops, foie gras, and filet mignon. Stefan should have won last night. His desserts looked great, festive and thoughtful. He had been a consistent winner throughout the show. That nonsense between H and Leah did not endear either of them to me. H giving Stefan the finger after commandeering all the caviar, foie gras, and other ingredients was even less endearing.
yes my eyes read club dildo. had to put that under his name in case we forgot.
i can see it, stocky buffed. all 3 tom, fabio & stefan hot in their own way.
Casey managed to FAIL TWICE!!! Seems like SHE IS IN WAY OVER HER HEAD! I HEAR THERE'S AN OPENING AT IHOP. THE FINGER TO THAT BITCH!!!
Shit, I also forgot about my other Top Chef dream fantasy boyfriend Jeff, who, alas, did not make it to the finale. Heart you too, Jeff! (Did anyone ever see when it always showed beneath his name "Dilido Beach Club" and think it said "Dildo"? I did every time!)
I imagine Tom to be a little buff, a little chubby. Definitely hot in a way that kind of makes me ashamed. I agree with those saying Stefan has his own disgusting appeal. However, my heart truly belongs to my fantasy Top Chef dream boyfriend, Fabio. Sigh....it was so nice to see him in the finale.
Leah has herpes?! Hahahahaha, I knew I hated that bitch for a reason. She is a terrible ho, and I sniffed her out from day one. Such an ignominus, diseased, adulterate harlot.
Carla should have trusted her instincts, and that is how she lost the show. However, she owns her own catering business in DC, and given the fact that she is so well-loved from the show, I imagine she will be getting a LOT of new business. And she won the car, and got to the finals. She didn't really 'lose' anything. Heart you Carla! Hoody hoo!
i'd like to pose a ? to all of you tc fans out there.
is Tom buffed or chubby?
i go back & forth, and cannot for the life of me tell. i have been a faithful fan since the beginning and have no clue.
i close my eyes & envision what he looks like neked and can't decide if there should be muscles or pudge...
LOVED Fabio..wanted him to win. Carla got on my nerves at first but then grew on me and became one of my favorites. Stefan was a good chef, probably should have won the finale, even though cocky. Hosea...............what a joke! I love TC but they blew it with this loser winning!
Fuck you Casey...dumb whore. I loved how Stefan comforted my Carla when she cried, and yes I agree he's hot in a disturbing kinda way.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
You people are not going to believe this - I've been making my Famous Southern Baked Cheese Fish and I mucked it up - BY NOT SETTING THE OVEN TO THE RIGHT TEMP! :(
call me Carla~
I just hope we can still taste the love
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
Leah absofuckinglutely could not cook on par with the others - and the fact she lasted as long as she did only backs up my theory, I think, that she and Hosea were favored by the producers because of their romance.
I will say that Carla lost it for Carla, as much as I love her and wanted her to win -- she second-guessed herself and if she hadn't, she'd have won. It was a terribly hard lesson for her, I'm sure. When she said she had never cooked meat in the fashion that Casey suggested, I did a double take when she said, "OK" -- why would you use a foreign technique for the win?!
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.