Thursday, February 26th 2009

Falkor, Is That You?! Noooooo!!!

The Neverending Story is having the day from hell. Kate Moss, how could you?!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by KT on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:45pm.

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yevett's picture

Her smile is lovely.
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anony54321's picture

why does no one slap her right in the face?
it truly makes me sick that she still gets work.
america and england apparently truly ARE rome before the fall.
where if you have money, nothing you do matters.

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i luv her snaggy smile! at least it doesn't glow in the dark

Manimal5's picture

God, and I thought Madonna was hairy.

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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.

SICKITTEN's picture

HaHa! My tenant's girlfriend walks around in an old early 90's fur. She looks ridiculous.

SICKITTEN's picture

Keane of Dlisted posted her childhood photo pre-nose job. Yuck, is all I have to say.

KT's picture

ohmygawd i just noticed the side eye to the left too! im laughing so hard right now! hahaha.. who told katie moss that fur is still in? seriously? imagine what she'd smell like if she got stuck in the rain with that thing. yeesh..

in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3

cuntygolightly's picture

what is peta waiting to send their chola flourbombers like they did to hohan?

Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:25pm.

I think the dude in the last pic is doing that for you. and my rabbit,Pat, hates PETA too.their ads scare him.

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Poor widdle wabbit! They flippin' scare me. I almost hate to wear my FAKE chinchilla wrap out for fear they will get me for having on something that LOOKS like an animal!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:25pm.

I think the dude in the last pic is doing that for you. and my rabbit,Pat, hates PETA too.their ads scare him.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I hate this greasy-looking skank.

PrettyPoison's picture

ROTFLMAO!

jiggywiddit's picture

I am in love with Sideye in the left of the headline pic.

The look sez it ALL. <3

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Inflatuated's picture

She looks as cokey as ever...

But I literally grimaced when I saw the pic with her hand to her face. Ugly!

Her hand is as ugly as Vadges clawlike digits, but Paris still gets top honors for having horrific hands and giant feet.

Why am I rambling on, just because, just because I can.

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:07pm.

you should sic PETA on her ass.

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Haha! My dog even hates PETA!

I just fed him, so I wrongly accused her., but I will still keep my eye on her!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:07pm.

you should sic PETA on her ass.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:17pm.
I missed the memo! Apparently it is "paint your nails black" day and nobody told me! grrr.

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That memo was only sent to skanks like Moss. No dlister is a skank; dlisters are sluts.

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I missed the memo! Apparently it is "paint your nails black" day and nobody told me! grrr.

The bitch is wearing my dog!!!!!

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Relax, this isn't Falkor. Moss has bleached Wino's hive so that she wear a bona fide coke-stole that she can scratch-and-sniff all day.

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Damn, I wish this chick would keep her mouth closed, because every time she smiles she looks like a drag queen impersonating Martha Stewart.

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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo

OMFG: paris herpes--that was the ONLY thing in that photo that i was like AMAZING

MAN SIDE EYEING KATE MOSS: HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK FTW PLZ

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banjjo's picture

Falkor! ROFL!

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I really shouldn't laugh because Falkor is the shit...but MK is too fuckin' funny...

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LMFAO!!!

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she looks terrible. Kate, you used to be one my fav models.....

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@KD
oops

read much i dont

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Every now & again, I think she looks pretty. Alas, this is not one of those times.
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Crazy heifer done stole mah llama's

(yeah I don't know either, but I'm all jacked up on mountain dew.

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The dude giving her mad side eye in the last pic is HOT SLUT OF THE DAY! He probably rolled his eyes afterwards and thought, ugh this stupid cokewhore again?!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Check out that dude with the funky tie giving her mad side-eye... LOL.

Salem13's picture

Its looks like something you'd find at Ross or Tj Maxx in their bathroom section.

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KD's picture

No, that looks like llama fur to me.

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Kate Moss is remaking "The Shaggy D.A." as in Dumb Ass.

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Knuckles_Johnson's picture

That fur was made from Michael Jackson's pubes.

she is also wearing teddy kennedy's skin tone

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Salem13's picture

HAHAHAHA Yeti. Its albino Chewbacca!

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Snarkley's picture

WTF kind of fur is that? Yeti?