Thursday, February 26th 2009
Can You Hear This Shit?
Over at Buzzfeed, they posted a link to The Teenager Audio Test that produces a tone only young whores under the age of 25 can hear. Supposedly. You might have already known about this shit since it was developed in 2005 under the name The Mosquito. It's used to fuck with teenagers, basically. The annoying sound is meant to keep young ones from hanging around malls, grocery stores, etc...
Click here to test yourself. Now, I'm over the age of 25 and I heard that mess. It's the same ringing in my ears I get after listening to Fishsticks Paltrow bitch about something.
But I have the maturity and humor of a 12-year-old, so it makes sense that I have the sense of hearing of a teenager too.
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@Triscuit: Yes, he is. So hey, how's married life treating you, anyway? Did you two get lots of cash & prizes? Cuz you KNOW you gotta get the goodies. I insisted on having all those little parties just for the prizes alone. Of course, my trashy family just gave us scratch-off lottery tickets and dumb stuff probably bought at the corner convenience store... I think we scored $140 total at wedding! Pretty pathetic, huh? LOL
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:20pm.
Totally! I knew you'd understand!
So now I'm labeled a "toaster dicker"......
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Whores, I'm 50+, have documented fucked hearing (I blame Deep Purple) and even I can hear that shit.
I figure the teenage part of my brain isn't dead yet.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:19pm.
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LoL
I know
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:12pm.
I'm 47 and I heard it.......and after I listened to it, I went into the kitchen and heard my electric can opener talking to my coffee maker saying it wanted to "leave me because it is "unhappy" with our relationship".....and I can hear my microwave signing "At Last"!!!
WTF??!!
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Damn, you stick your dick in just ONE toaster.....
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:14pm.
Hey Triscuit! MK looks so sweet and innocent in your avie. We know better!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:16pm.
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Yes...ain't he the hottest whore around??!!!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
I'm 35 and I heard it but my 9 year old next to me never said a thing. Neither did the dogs, but if your blow into the top of a half-empty beer bottle, they go NUTS!
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
@Triscuit: Who is that in the avie-? MK?
I'm 38 and I didn't hear a thing but my four year old keeps asking me what that "high music" is. Crazy shizz!
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:12pm.
Lol! I live like a couple miles from town and my road only has a few other people on it, but for some odd reason it has a fair amount of traffic, and usually when I am running around in one of my more "stunning" ensembles getting the mail, getting something from my car, taking out trash, etc.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:11pm.
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Thanks for asking,Papi!
I am Grrrrreat!
You ALWAYS make me laugh,I♥You!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:56pm.
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YESSSSS Ma'am!
How fucking SEXXXY is that bitch??!!
Damn it,gay men are lucky!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
@Devilgirl: You should have seen me running down the street chasing Batman the Dane in my wellies and my bathrobe a few days ago. I looked like a complete nutter.
I'm 47 and I heard it.......and after I listened to it, I went into the kitchen and heard my electric can opener talking to my coffee maker saying it wanted to "leave me because it is "unhappy" with our relationship".....and I can hear my microwave signing "At Last"!!!
WTF??!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:48pm.
My Daughter is right now enjoying a tall glass of Ovaltine
Nice! How youse doin? I love that pic of MK. The whole portrait site was kinda cool.
@Devil: Just so you know, I de-activated my FB account because my dumb-ass brother's wife is doing stupid stuff and sending me junk. I could care less who her friends are, and I KNOW what she's doing; she's my sister-in-law after all. She knows all these peeps we went to high school with and I do not want to be contacted by any of them...
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:06pm.
Hey well you are off to a better start today than I am. I got up, dealt with my contractor guy and got back in my robe and have managed to get one cat combed, all cats and the dog fed and took out the trash. And yes, I took the trash out in my old lady blue micro-fleece robe. I am not sure if even an old lady would buy the robe I have on, but it sure is comfy and it was a bargain. I might go oout today and buy another!
I need help!hahaha!
I'm 39 and I couldn't hear a thing. I played it twice, too.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
lmao, again! i just had my daughter bring her friend up.....also 12....i thought her eyes were gonna pop outta her head! this is clearly the best thing ever!
@Devil: Meh... Got me outta the house.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:04pm.
@Devilgirl: Hellooo! You still lurkin' around this thread? Just back from job-hunting...
---------------------Yes, I am thread hopping. How'd the job search go?
@Devilgirl: Hellooo! You still lurkin' around this thread? Just back from job-hunting...
Thank fuck, I can hear it. I'm only 21 but I know my hearing isn't so good... which is my fault, from wearing headphones and blasting music for the past ten years.
I'm 35 and I heard it. My 5 year old heard it also-she said it was loud. I should download this and use it when I want to clear the room.
My 45 year old hubby did not though.
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Hon, I'm 46 and heard it. It sounds like those old flourescent light fixtures used to. Those things irritate the crap outta me.
lmao, im 31 and i heard it, my daughter is 12 and she almost shat herself! she turned bright red and said "OW! ITS HURTING MY EARS!" i laughed and played it again..she left my room and hasnt returned since!
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:54pm.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:48pm.
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I could not pass up a beautiful pic of our KING!(MK)
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Tha's MK? Wow! He looks like a brooding rock'n'rolla!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:48pm.
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I could not pass up a beautiful pic of our KING!(MK)
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
42 and I can't hear a thing, might be because i'm on my 4rth G&T and I've just been watching bloody American Idol, and my ears are bleeding
natasha240 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by heather123 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:20pm
On that one I could hear 8-16khtz, then nothing except the 21 khtz.....what does that mean?
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u a' hotmess?
bawaahhahahahahhahahaaa
I'm 32 and I heard it but my volume was all the way up. My dog heard it but she didn't care, she just turned away.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:46pm.
Hey Triscuit, I barely recognized you with the new avie!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:33pm.
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My Daughter is right now enjoying a tall glass of Ovaltine
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine! A crummy commercial??!"
A Christmas Story,Ralphie
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
I'm a lot older than 25 and I heard it, so either something's wrong with their science or something's wrong with me.
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32 and now I have a fuck headache!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by heather123 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:20pm
On that one I could hear 8-16khtz, then nothing except the 21 khtz.....what does that mean?
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
I'm 41 and I didn't hear jack shit. I kept turning up the volume, but nothing. My 14 year od son, however, is freaking out that I can't hear it! He can hear it.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
I'm 31 and I heard a high pitched buzz, but it was not loud or annoying to me.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:29pm.
ehhhh? sheeps? you said you're a convicted felon????
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What'd you say? Sheeps is going Vegan?
29 and i could hear it
I'm 34 & heard it clearly, even out of my crappy laptop speakers. It freaked my cats out too, unsurprisingly.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:29pm.
ehhhh? sheeps? you said you're a convicted felon????
Shhhhhhh. Some more warm Ovaltine? Can I adjust your comfy pillow?
Can't try this at work - no sound. But I bet I'll hear it when I listen at home. I just recently had my hearing tested and apparently I have wacky-crazy good hearing. Which doesn't surprise me as I am very sensitive to (and often quite disturbed/pissed off by) sounds.
The office where I work is a real jamboree. There's one lady here who has a coughing tick, it drives me batty. But at least she stopped wearing that bell around her neck (no, I am not kidding)...
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
GAG, everybody here is like 55 years old and hears the sound, whereas I'm 23 and didn't hear a thing. I turned the volume control all the way up and nothing.
Maybe that has to do with why I heard diddly squat: I turn the volume of everything all the way up.
I do have an earache now. Remind me to never take that stupid test again, it only makes me feel old and achy.
UPDATE: I guess the earache was psychological because silly me clicked on the wrong thing or whatever. I clicked on the right link and WHAM horrible awful sound so YAY I'm not old and worn out just young and dumb.
ehhhh? sheeps? you said you're a convicted felon????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I'm 28 and that shit shook my ears to the core. AHHH that was awful, its still buzzing in me.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:17pm.
could you guys talk a little louder please?
hahahahaha. We're already yelling!
I heard that shit and you don't EVEN want to know how old I am. Are you sure it's working right because all the youngins on this post can't hear it, but all the old farts can.
Hmmmm.
hmmmm I'm an old fucking 30 year old fart who was one of those lame morons who used to go to "da club" in the 90's and blast my hearing out...plus I always got the headphones and mp3's going. I still heard it. My beagle heard it too and he was kind of pissed.
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