Thursday, February 26th 2009
Can You Hear This Shit?
Over at Buzzfeed, they posted a link to The Teenager Audio Test that produces a tone only young whores under the age of 25 can hear. Supposedly. You might have already known about this shit since it was developed in 2005 under the name The Mosquito. It's used to fuck with teenagers, basically. The annoying sound is meant to keep young ones from hanging around malls, grocery stores, etc...
Click here to test yourself. Now, I'm over the age of 25 and I heard that mess. It's the same ringing in my ears I get after listening to Fishsticks Paltrow bitch about something.
But I have the maturity and humor of a 12-year-old, so it makes sense that I have the sense of hearing of a teenager too.
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I didn't hear shat! My two kids came over and asked me WTH that noise was?
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I gets mines!
I am in my 30s and can hear up to 21 khz. I did have to turn up my speakers some because the TV is on. I will try it again when it is quiet in here.
Submitted by kakalala on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 2:47pm.
Go to this site instead http://www.freemosquitoringtones.org/
I'm 24 and can only hear up to 18 khz.
Real stupid. I'm 36 and I heard that shit. Annoyed the crap out of me too, it did! Damn!
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Everyone can hear this noise, who were they kidding. Its fucking annoying.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Oooh, I have young ears! I'm 44 and I heard it. (I also had a cashier ask me for ID when I bought tobacco the other day. Granted, they probably card anyone over 35 or 40...but I'll take an ego boost any time I can get it...)
I'm 27 and now I have a headache.
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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:41pm.
When you get older you sometimes lose the ability to hear more high frequency sounds. So they picked 25 because maybe it's the average age at which that frequency becomes hard to hear, but it's only an average.
What?
I'm 32 and I could hear that shit. Made me want to stab my eardrums.
I'm an old hag & even I heard it without head phones.
I'm an old ass bitch and I heard that shit. At first I listened on headphones and then w/o. A lot higher pitched w/o. Gave me chills up my spine.
I'm 35 and heard that shit.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:14pm.
*twitching on floor in fetal position, foaming at the mouth*
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Aha! I tried with earphones this time and I can hear it! that was a mistake, though! very horrible sound.
I heard it and I'm 29. It made my skin crawl.
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Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:14pm.
*twitching on floor in fetal position, foaming at the mouth*
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i can't stop laughing
Crap. I must be a premature memaw. depressing.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
This is some BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT because I can't hear a damn thing, and I am only 36!
How old are you supposed to be if it doesn't ANNOY you so much as makes you want to hunt down the person who turned it on and bash their fucking face in?
*twitching on floor in fetal position, foaming at the mouth*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh, for the record...Rabbits can hear that shit too.
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
I couldn't hear a thing and I am 34.
Wow. It sucks to be old.
I'm 20 and I wanted to rip my clit out hearing it, ughh I can't get the sound out of my head.
that shit made my dog go crazy
alrighty - cat wasn't rolling around in pain or anything (good) just looking around for a rodent. 2 year old didn't budge, note to self, get kid's hearing checked out.
I heard it, but now the left side of my body is tingling and I can't spell the words transendencal or @stignatissm anymore.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Im 35 and I could hear it, very annoying. I am immature as hell though... perhaps my eardrums are too....
My two year old however, didn't budge (he is pretty into Thomas the Tank Engine at the moment however..) ..
...let me try it on my cat
i think i just had a mild heart attack. that shit was fucking awful!
I'm 28 and I could hear it
I heard it but my son said it was louder than what I heard :( I have heard it outside of stores and such but I thought it was to scare off the freakin' birds!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:39pm.
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In a non~sexual way...I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
I was able to hear that shit, my cats were able to hear that shit and even my trees were able to hear that shit. It's the worse sound I have ever heard and I have a mild case of tinnitus.
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Heard it, but couldn't tell if I was hearing it properly (I'm 22). My ears are still ringing.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:39pm.
Wow, yeah that is an awfully irritating noise. No wonder malls freak me out.
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Now you know how Fran Drescher's family feels.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:47pm.
I'm a lot older than 25 and I heard it, so either something's wrong with their science or something's wrong with me.
It's not really science. Basically it's just a noise at high frequency. When you get older you sometimes lose the ability to hear more high frequency sounds. So they picked 25 because maybe it's the average age at which that frequency becomes hard to hear, but it's only an average.
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Could not hear it but it definitely did something.
I can declare myself tone-deaf.
Wow, yeah that is an awfully irritating noise. No wonder malls freak me out.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:37pm.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:34pm.
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Sorry,I have to watch my ass 'cause crazy ex reads this shit!
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That's okay, I type half my posts in a white font so only Firefox users can read them.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm 29 and can hear it. Hurts my damn ears.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:34pm.
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Sorry,I have to watch my ass 'cause crazy ex reads this shit!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:32pm.
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Thank You again,but I am so scared of this mess,I "get" to see my baby boy tonight so I am gonna try to be cool.
I didn't do anything,yet!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:31pm.
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Triscuit is posting in sign language again.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:26pm.
If I'm prying, then tell me to STFU; but, have you called the legal eagles I told you about yesterday?
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:30pm.
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I erased my post,but you are right.
RUBBISH!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
@Devilgirl: I have to run back out again and go get food for the beasts... I will look for you later!
((hugs))
I tried to hear it, but the voices in my head drown it out.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@Triscuit: Oh my! LOL... The shit that's floating around nowadays is probably so stepped on, if ya stepped on it anymore, it'd be flatter than pancake. I'll stick to box wine. And mother's lil' helpers.
I heard it but it was very, very faint and sounded almost like it was originating inside my ear or head. It was annoying. I can see how younger people who would hear it even louder would be turned off by it.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
i'm 20 but i have the personality of a 65 year old so i was sorprised that i could hear that annoying beep
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:21pm.
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I am so happy we have our resident Dlisted men,you guys teach me so much!
LoL
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K